#incorrect youtube quotes

[brett-is-afraid]

Mark: You know, he's 32 now.

Jack: He's 32? Oh my god.

Mark: Yeah. So are you.

Jack: Oh my God!

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[saturncodedstarlette]

Adam : Will you date me? Breathe if yes. Recite The Bible in Japanese if no. I bet you can’t do it 😏

Y/N, inhales deeply :

Y/N : はじめに神は天と地とを創造された—

Adam : What the—

Y/N : —地は井なく、をなしく、やみが淵のおもてにあり—

Adam, internally : Is that actually the Bible?

Y/N : —神の霊が水のおもてをおおっていた—

Adam : And you stopped breathing, too!?

Y/N : —神は「光あれ」と言われた。

Y/N, finally exhales : Did it.

Adam : I would’ve preferred if you just kick me off the tower :(

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[luxthestrange]

TWST Incorrect quotes#677 Flirting with Batdad

Lilia*With his screen glasses on looking at his computer*Hey Uh Silver, what's my Magigram password again?

Silver:...Why?

Lilia: Your friend Yuu sent me a Magigram friend request, I'd like to accept it!~

Mal,Silver & Sebek:..Oh sevens-

-Cue Yuu singing and teasing the boys about your flirtatious relationship with their Father/Guardian...and the rest of the school as well-

Crowley: Basically I dont think we've seen the last of Bitcoin-

Yuu*Annoyed eye roll*-Oh shut up Dad

Lilia*Facepalming*-Oh shut up Crowley

Yuu & Lilia*Looking at each other with newfound interest, talking in sync*What did you just?-

Crowley: NO-N-NO WE'RE NOT DOING THIS AGAIN-I DONT-PLEASE DONT DO THIS

Yuu & Lilia: Crowley-

Crowley: What?-NO-WhAt?

Yuu & Lilia:YOU ARE A-

Crowley: NO-

Yuu & Lilia: DEADBEAT-HAA!/Oh my sevens!!~

-You and Lilia run away giggling, with a deadpanned Diasomnia boys-

Silver:...Okay Yuu, I didn't know I had to say this but can you guys stop "Flirting" Please?...

Sebek: STOP TRYING TO COURT MY SCHOOL-DAD OUR DAD!?!

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[a-bit-dapper]

i believe that the grian-martyn friendship is a very underrated one

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[celtic-crossbow]

Y/N, carrying Judith into the kitchen: You remind me of the babe.

Carol, suddenly smiling while stirring stew: What babe?

Y/N: The babe with the power!

Daryl, pausing in replacing the crossbow’s string: …

Carol: What power?

Y/N: The power of voodoo!

Daryl, looking back and forth between the two, confused: …

Carol: Who do?

Y/N, pointing at Daryl: You do!

Daryl, straightening in the chair: …

Y/N: …

Carol: …

Judith, clapping her hands: -baby gibberish-

Daryl, clearly clueless: …do what?

Y/N and Carol: Remind me of the babe!

Daryl: …

Daryl: …the fuck just happened?

For anyone who doesn’t know the movie:

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[shyjusticewarrior]

Jason: Do I have any regrets? *pulls out long list*

Jason: "Achieving consciousness-" that was a big one.

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[ijustgotherebro]

Emily: oh fiddlesticks this really ruffles my feathers

Adam: please just say fuck

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[kaycode1999]

During a fight between Y/N and Lucifer

Angel Dust: Come on, sir. The math thing isn't the problem. The hotels been keeping you and Y/N apart. You two just need to bone.

Charlie and Vaggie: [scared whimpers]

Lucifer *in a high-pitched voice*: What did you say?

Charlie and Vaggie *whispering*: Don't say it again.

Angel Dust: I said you two need to bone.

Lucifer: How dare you, Angel Dust? I am your friend’s father and THE KING OF HELL!

5 Minutes later

Lucifer *holding onto the doorway of the hotel*: BONE!

10 Minutes later

Lucifer: What happens in my bedroom, sinner, is none of your business

21 Minutes later

Lucifer *holding onto the doorway again*: BBOOONNNNEEE?!?!

40 Minutes later

Lucifer: Don’t ever speak to me like that again

Based on this clip from Brooklyn 99

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[ktkat99]

Kon, showing up at the manor holding a bale of hay in one hand and Bernard in the other- Tim, you've got to start checking your texts for autocorrect. That last one you sent me said 'can you come over and bring some gay?' I'm assuming you meant hay but I brought Bernard just in case

Tim, who just wanted some help with the damn cow his father and brother decided to bring home-..?

Bernard- Hi!

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[cricketblabbers]

Gem: I swear I'm the only one here with a braincell.

The rest of GIGS, chanting around her: All hail the keeper of the sacred braincell!

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[cod-dump]

Ghost, talking to the newbies: Now, normally, I'd wear eye protection on the range. I normally do. But Sergeant MacTavish--

Ghost: *holds up a mangled pair of safety glasses* --destroyed this pair the other day by tryin' to heat 'em up. With a blow torch.

Soap: Ye seriously givin' me the blame fer that?

Ghost:

Ghost: Yep.

Soap: Lt thought he could dry 'em off wit' a blow torch.

Ghost: T'be fair, they ARE dry!

#submission #source: the hoof gp on youtube #soap cant say shit he put his in the microwave #call of duty #modern warfare #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #incorrect quotes

[dragonflavoredcake]

Tango, answering his phone at midnight: Hello?

Doc: Hey man, sorry if I woke you. Could I ask for a favor?

Tango: . . . Sure?

Doc: Little Doccy can't sleep; could you tell a quick story over speakerphone? They love listening to my recordings of your audio, but I'm having technical difficulties and can't get to them.

Tango, nearly in tears from the cuteness: . . . Little Doccy listens to us to fall asleep?

Doc: Yeah, but they really like you specifically. They call you the Dumb-Dumb Mister. Heh, I guess "Dungeon Master" is a little hard for a kid that age.

Tango: Oh, wow. Yeah, if it'll help them sleep, for sure.

Doc: Thanks! Okay, give me a second to put you on speaker.

Tango, on speakerphone: Hi, Doccy, it's Tango!

Little Doccy: Der Tango! Dumb-Dumb Mister!

Tango: Are you ready for a story about the first time your dad got to the Burning Dark?

Little Doccy: *incomprehensible happy squeals*

[30 minutes later]

Tango, in the Hermitcraft group chat: GUYS I'VE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY TO BE CALLED A DUMB-DUMB

#dialogue adapted from the “dumb dumb mister” reddit post #scenario inspired by “doccy meets the dungeon master” animatic on youtube #apparently little doccy really likes decked out #incorrect hermitcraft quotes #hermitcraft incorrect quotes #tango #tangotek #tango tek #docm77 #hermit dads #hermitcraft #hermitblr

[saturncodedstarlette]

Dad!Ghost, eating an apple :

K/N, looks up at their dad : Daddy?

Dad!Ghost, looks at his child : yeah, kid?

K/N, tilted their head : Where’s your dad?

Dad!Ghost, slowly stop chewing : Where’s my dad?

K/N, oblivious : Yeah. Where’s your dad?

Dad!Ghost, mentally preparing himself :

K/N : Why didn’t you meet your dad?

Dad!Ghost, internally sighs : . . . I was adopted, actually.

K/N : Why?

Dad!Ghost, shrugs : Because my dad didn’t want me.

K/N, feels bad : Awww……

Dad!Ghost, nods : I know.

Dad!Ghost : ……my dad never wanted me, so a new dad (Price) came and got me.

K/N, being unfairly adorable : I want you. 😊

Dad!Ghost, froze :

Dad!Ghost, suddenly becomes emotional :

K/N, giggles : Your daddy was lame.

Dad!Ghost, kneels down to his kid’s level : Please, give me a hug, kid.

K/N, embraces dad tightly : ☺️

Dad!Ghost, rests his face against his kid’s face : That’s exactly why I had you.

K/N, laughing gleefully : I want you daddy!

Y/N, recording from the other room with tears of joy : 🥺🥹💞

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[luxthestrange]

Avatar Incorrect quotes#17 They Like drama-

Na'vi Introduced...To Telenovelas/Soap Operas...

Y/n*Inside your cage, holding makeshift toys, holding a twig with googly eyes*Rebecca, you are the prettiest girl in Brooklyn!

Y/n*With a fancy female voice holding a fruit....with googly eyes* *Thank you, Sir Jeffers~

"Jeffers": Will you accompany me to-the-mysterious wedding today?

"Rebecca"*turns around*… Nnno.

Orchestra dramatic music

"Jeffers"*Moving Twig* But-But, Rebecca, I love you!

"Rebecca"*Turns around to face Sir Jeffers*I love you too...I LOOOOVVVMM YOU!

You Sneezes and wipe your nose with your sleeve, Unbeknownst to You, Some Na'vi walk by to see what you are doing

"Jeffers"*Suddenly has at hand a toy wedding ring*Marry me Rebecca!

"Rebecca"*Turns around again*...No

Orchestra dramatic music

"Jeffers": WHY!?

"Rebecca" I…I don't love you! Woopsies~!

Y/n*You scream her name at the sky*-"Jeffers":REBEEEEECCCCAAAAAAAA?!

"Rebecca" I am in love with another

"Jeffers": Who is this maaan!?

"Rebecca" He…is…you

Orchestra dramatic music

Omatikaya Clan*Holding their breaths, some even covering their mouths...And signaling others to come...Mo' at even one of them took notice and sat down...HEAVILY invested*

Y/n*happy gasps and lays now on your stomach*

Omatikaya Clan*All silently sigh in relief and happily grin*

"Rebecca" I love you!

"Jeffers": Marry me Rebecca!

Orchestra dramatic music

"Rebecca" …Nno

Orchestra dramatic music being extra

"Jeffers": REBEEEEECCCCAAAAAAAA?!

"Rebecca": I am in love with your brother

Orchestra dramatic music

Omatikaya Clan*All of them Gasp at the twist...Even Tsu'tey who is leaning on a tree rolls his eyes...but his ears and tail showed he is paying attention*...

"Jeffers": CHAD!? I'll kill him when I find him!

Orchestra dramatic music

Now holding A small bean bag rat plushie pops into the drama

"Chad": OR he will find…you!

"Jeffers" & "Rebecca": Chad!?

"Chad": The mysterious wedding has been our wedding all along, Rebecca and I are getting wed at the wedding today! YOU are not invited! Will you be my best man?

"Jeffers": Of course, brother…I hate you so much

"Chad": Goodbye brother! I'll see you at the bachelor party!

Sad Orchestra dramatic music

"Rebecca": Goodbye, Sir Jeffers! I will always love you...

Chad and Rebecca leave leaving Jeffers alone...

Y/n*Holding Sir Jeffers to your face hugging it with a sad whisper*Rebecca.....

Omatikaya Clan are all crying on the grass with heartbroken gazes...Mo'at even blew her nose into a clothed tissue you gave her

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[underqualified-human]

Yuu's Kid, struggling to open a container: This lid is a fucking dickhead.

Riddle: I wonder where he got that from?

Yuu: The fucking fridge, you dickhead.

#i imagine this is what would happen if both Yuu and Riddle were british #source: you laugh you ahhhhh by rocky videos on youtube #timestamp: 9:20 #riddle rosehearts x reader #riddle x reader #riddle rosehearts #twisted wonderland #twst #twst x reader #twisted wonderland x reader #twst incorrect quotes #twisted wonderland incorrect quote #riddle x y/n #riddle x yuu

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Mondo Gecko: Careful, there’s a sleeping man right here. Leatherhead: Uh, I’m pretty sure he’s not sleeping. Slash: Yeah. I don't think he’s gonna wake up, Mondo. Rockwell: Look, look, I’m a doctor! I’ll diagnose what’s wrong. Slash: Alright, diagnose, what’s wrong with him? Leatherhead: What’s wrong with this man, Rockwell? Rockwell: He’s dead. Diagnoses is over.

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