#it's me i'm bitches

[freyrapollo]

bitches gonna be 70 years old watching iasip season 102 saying "canon macdennis this season i can feel it y'all!"

#it's me i'm bitches #iasip s16 #iasip s16 spoilers #iasip #macdennis

[roguemonsterfucker]

Bitches will be like “That’s my baby boy!” and it’s a grown man who has committed atrocities.

#it's me i'm bitches

[heatherstyles]

bitches swear they are depressed af and then their favourite fanfic writer updates a new chapter of their favourite fanfic and suddenly they're happy again

#it's me I'm bitches #a sobbing mess until I receive an ao3 notif #screaming crying #klaroline #fanfiction #ao3 #ao3 memes #fanfic #please #ughhh

[tomkinard]

bitches be like im normal and then get swallowed whole by a new hyperfixation

#it's me i'm bitches #don't talk to me unless it's about 911 #riel.txt

[sad-sad-gay]

bitches be like 'hes just like me fr' and he's committed countless atrocities

#blackbeard #ed teach #edward teach #izzy hands #hannibal #hannibal lecter #bucky barnes #the winter soldier #the doctor #doctor who #our flag means death season 2 #our flag meets death #moriarty #bbc sherlock #it's me i'm bitches

[ghostblazewrites]

bitches be like "i have such a great story idea i can't wait to make it a reality!" then lie down in bed while the silly story spins around in their brain like a washing machine.

#it's me i'm bitches #writeblr #books #writing #mine #stalkers of shadow #< the story in question #rotting in my brain for MONTHS and i haven't written a thing down #creative writing #original story #blazerambles

[alyona11]

Bitches be like: comfort series!

And the comfort series is the Last Of Us

#me being me #it's me I'm bitches #tlou #the last of us #the last of us hbo

[genericpuff]

oh yeah speaking of anime

i bought a sword

#let's go kill eren yaeger yayayayay #attack on titan #bitches love swords #it's me i'm bitches #they asked me if i just wanted the one b/c obv you're supposed to carry two #but i wasn't about to drop a month's rent on two of the same sword LOL #and yes the holster is wearable >:3 #this is your reminder that i am in fact a huge weeb

[transsexual-ghost]

bitches will be like yeah i play it for the plot

the plot:

#sorry i'm thor posting again #it's me i'm bitches #local man rambles #god of war

[little-r0mance]

bitches will see mayoi ayase in a post and instantly hit reblog

#it's me i'm bitches #ace.of.spades

[azural83]

Bitches got dark sonic once 20 years ago and have not let go of him ever since

#it's me i'm bitches #bring him back #sonic x #dark sonic #sonic #sth #sonic the hedgehog #sonic anime #sonic fandom #sonic the hedghog fandom

[raileurta]

House shaped like an egg. Egg shape means friend. Secret Keeper is also shaped like egg.

WATCHERS ARE FRIENDS?!??

#grian #life series #secret life #watcher grian #evo lore bitches always trying to connect Grian to watchers #it's me i'm bitches

[hunny-bxscuit]

bitches be like "I have a new blorbo" and then proceeds to show you a bastard.

#it's me I'm bitches #shut the fuck up ace

[lastoneout]

bitches with body hurts disease when the body hurts

#IT'S ME I'M BITCHES

[swanparties]

bitches read sad books and then read sadder fan theories

#it's me i'm bitches #good omens #tsoa #they both die at the end #young royals #bbc merlin #dead poets society #dps #les mis #iwtv #i know most of these are not books ok #but it needed to be said

[vroomvroomwee]

Bitches be like "I'm not non binary I relate to this male character too much I'm obviously a transman" then the "man" in question isn't even a man

#it's me I'm bitches #crowley #aziraphale #loki #thedoctor #the doctor #david tennant in any form really #also Lucian from inderworld for some reason #blackbeard #stede bonnet #good omens #ofmd #doctor who #non binary #trans #transgender #lgbtq