Sometimes I dress exactly like the Hot Wife just to push her buttons a bit. Always makes her laugh, shake her head and roll her eyes at me. 😁
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"Jack Black is such a good fit for Bowser" I mean YEAH have you SEEN Bowser? He's like a 10 foot giant turtle monster who has a "black jewelry with spikes" punk aesthetic and he'll steal your TV to turn on the parental locks for his son. He's conquered entire countries with his army of fellow mean-spirited individuals and he wrote in his secret diary thst he hopes the Princess he just kidnapped will like him. He's got a clown copter and it ran out of gas once and he had to swim across the ocean while his second in command flew across on a broom and forgot about him. Another villain tricked him with a fake wedding to Peach and he didn't even realize it was a trap because he was just legitimately excited to get married. You think I'm gonna be surprised if this camp beast has a musical number? He was in a commercial with Kyary Pamyu Pamyu herself. He has his minions call him things like YOUR HIDEOUSNESS before he goes out gokarting. He saw Mario crash an entirely different wedding to Peach while ALSO wearing a wedding dress and he just said "nice style but did I invite you though?". koopa king shit.
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