happy lesbian visibility week!! 🧡🤍🩷 yes i’ve made my return on this week — how real of me. in celebration, im currently open to any girl that’s madly in love with me.
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"Honey, I have bad news for you."
"So do I, dear."
"Okay, but you tell me first."
"…I'm a lesbian."
"Actually, I have good news for you…"
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Listen, it's against the Rules to not display them together.
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I would probably, if I had to speak to a celebrity I saw in public, follow my usual process of speaking to people I don’t know:
1. speak quietly with no eye contact
2. wring hands
3. notice wringing hands, throw them in pockets
4. make eye contact and mumble 'I'm not nervous, you're a normal person'
5. immediately leave
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I won this piece of shit at the local Christmas carnival for my girlfriend. I really am a D-tier lesbian.
He truly is a single-celled organism and he’s lucky to have a loving home with my gf.
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Listened to I Like Your Booty (But I’m Not Gay) so many times that it circles back around to being gay as fuck.
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the beautiful starbucks barista gave me the wrong drink and spilled it on me and I said thank you and drove away
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Patiently awaiting the day when talking to girls doesn’t make me nauseous with anxiety 😂
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Glad to know I’m not the only one! She was one of the fictional female characters I was “queerly” obsessed with as a child
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fellow lesbians do you guys also feel ashamed sometimes to talk about a woman you find attractive or to talk about a woman sexually because you're worried about objectifying them or coming off as misogynistic or is this just a me thing
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