#like cmon????

[konigsmissedbeltloop]

”wake up, and let the cloak of life cling to your bones.”

the static buzz of noise in simons ears is the first thing that indicated to him that something was wrong. his whole body was burning with pain, and currently unable to move. there were too many voices, all bred to a discordant warble in the air. the smell of fresh blood and the tang of the stuff had long settled on his tongue. and suddenly, he was choking.

and then he knew where he was. hands scrabbling desperately at the wood of the containment that held his body. he didn’t know if he was alive or dead at this point. what was that saying? dead man walking? that saying was born of the cursed flesh that was simon riley, the man like a mangy mutt with no owner.

till he found you, of course. his light at the end of the tunnel. his reason to wake up in the morning and transform into the phantom that stalked the earth like a dying ballet solo. the man who flickered like the flame of a waning candle in the dusk.

and before long his eyes snapped open with a guttural noise, as if his air had been stolen from his lungs, choking and gasping in a puddle of sweat his panicked mind had made. and there you were. your hands gently pulling his face into your neck, fingers eagerly holding onto your body like he was being taken away. his hands were covered with the blood of thousands, and yet you still helped him wipe the ichor from his palms and teach him how to love again.

you didn’t have to say anything. he didn’t want you to say anything. he knew you were real. he wasn’t the man he was before. he didn’t take the lives of those in a heartbeat, he no longer laughed at the sight of his own horror and he was no longer a skeleton. he was a man of skin and bone now, and most importantly; a heart. a heart, that was stitched and rebuilt so that it could love you.

#what is up yall!!!! #here’s some actual writing #FINALLY 😎 #im so proud of this what #also isn’t ichor a great word??? #like cmon???? #I C H O R #cod #cod mw2 #call of duty #cod mwii #simon ghost riley #simon riley #simon riley imagine #simon riley x reader #simon ghost x you #boxiiwrites ✰

[thehargreevesfam]

Guys let’s face it five should’ve been the last to leave in that last scene

#are you telling me that five who spent decades trying to get back to his family and then trying to wrangle them together would just leave?? #leave viktor ?? #like cmon???? #I genuinely have some issues with some parts of fives writing this season and it makes me sad #the umbrella academy #number five #five hargreeves #tua s3 spoilers

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours? #also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that! #unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

[itsbrucey]

Big fan of sun motifs in characters not necessarily being about positivity and happiness and how they're so " bright and warm" but instead being about fucking brutal they are.

Radiant. A FORCE of nature that will turn you to ash. That warmth that burns so hot it feels like ice. Piercing yellow and red and white. A character being a Sun because you cannot challenge a Sun without burning alive or taking everything down with them if victorious.

#this post is inspired by my dnd oc Beacon. whom i am workshopping again #gonna turn him into a really like....duty driven but fucking BRUTAL paladin. #The sun also being necessary for life....for structures of society and culture. like.... cmon #The sun is fucking terrifying and yall should recognize that more #ALSO THIS IS A SMALL LOVE LETTER TO HOLLOW KNIGHT'S THE RADIANCE #I LOVE YOU QUEEN!!!! YOU'RE SO SCARY!!!!!! #we need more of Her.

[verawhisk]

hikikomori gale encounters strange things on the (water)deep web

#cmon gale give it one more like!! cmon #bg3 #doodles #my art #gale dekarios #astarion #bloodweave

[barbiediamondcastleofficial]

guys Sasha is not the responsible one in the archives. She saw a weird guy with fucked up hands and an uncanny laugh and immediately followed him to several secondary locations. I’m SO sorry to say this but the only og archives crew member with self-preservation instincts is Tim

#Of course he gave up on said self preservation sometime in s3. But he did have it #Sasha’s got that eye alignment knowledge-over-safety instinct #Martin’s like Tim cmon we HAVE to go into the evil tunnels to save our stalker boss 🥺 #And then there’s mr remarkably-easy-to-buy-an-axe-in-central-london #the magnus archives #tma #sasha james #tim stoker

[pbnmj]

also by the way i am always obsessed with how spider-people just click and can work together without anything being said in spiderverse . mcu spiderman being like "omg ive never worked in a team” “how are we going to work together” “well im on a team so i’ll lead us" like that was the most boring way to do it . spiderverse instead saying "we just know how to work together because our histories and lives are so linked, its like knowing someone your whole life. seeing the self in the other. our lives rhyme.” LIKE I LOVE YOU GUYS

#also that familiarity and trust being broken is what adds tension. thats so good #seeing someone as family and miles finding out that they never warned him about his dad dying #like thats way better than a fight going badly because three versions of peter couldnt click #because uhhh (checks notes) tobey and andrew werent on the avengers #get real. start loving spiderman. cmon. #atsv #atsv spoilers #spiderman

[noukeeeh]

personally I think Mr. "I rush into relationships too fast" and Mr. "How would you like our second date to be my SISTERS wedding" are perfect for each other

#911 #911 abc #buddie #like cmon now #cmon now

[hauntoblogical]

I have seen three different "how much of this site is queer" polls this evening poking fun at staff's 1/4 assertion and not a single indication any of them understand statistics. One someone even replied "This might have some sampling bias" what do you mean might what do you mean SOME

#ghostbloggings #like cmon #queer people who make a lot of queer posts including polls like this... #are predominantly followed by queer people. #and queer people are much more likely to reblog said polls for their queer audience #as sampling biases go? #'99% of responders are x degrees of follower separation from the OP' #is really really clear-cut #oops i was not expecting this to get notes. to be clear I am voting in these polls #they can be fun just... tired of people acting like they Mean Anything

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

based off that matpat photo

#ethan winters #mia winters #mithan #chris redfield #rose winters #rosemary winters #resident evil #resident evil fanart #rebhfun #resident evil village #resident evil 8 #re8 #t4t mithan #chris finding out ethan is trans by visiting them in the hospital #and seeing ethan in the bed #and chris is like #'cmon man ur wife jsust gave birth she should be the one resting' #and mia and ethan are like 'omg we didnt tell him? 😭' #chris seeing mia walk around all fine and thinking 'wow what a strong and independent woman...'

[lustwithoutlore]

Stephanie: Congratulations! You have won a lifetime supply of lemons!

Black Mask: You only gave me one lemon

Stephanie, pulling out a gun: yep

#Jason in the background with cheerleader pom poms #Jason: shoot him in the dick!! #then he does a cartwheel #batfam memes #batfamily #batman #jason todd #red hood #batfam #red robin #stephanie brown #spoiler dc #robin dc #batgirl #batman and robin #dc comics funny #dc comics #Stephanie deserves to kill black mask like cmon #bruce wayne #tim Drake #cassandra cain #dick grayson #barbara gordon #duke thomas #jaysteph #dc let Stephanie use a glock #she didn’t steal it from Jason she just has her own #a bit of rebellion against Bruce #black mask #gotham

[dapper-lil-arts]

The entire premise of Alicorns being on another untouchable level dissapears when you account for Cadence's basic-ass taste in men

#No hate on cadence i just think its fucking hilarious #shining armor rly is just some guy lmao #their relationship is built almost entirely off screen #also this is inspired by my own fanfic #if i do add a scene with cadence i might divorce her cause like cmon #if cadence can have a baby with some guy then celestia and luna have no excuse to not go on dates lmao #and sunset def doesnt have any more excuses to fallback on #Like yeah punk rock trihard unicorn IS better than some guy #my little pony #MLP #sunset shimmer #twilight sparkle #cadence #shining armor #Sunlight #friendship is magic #sunset sparkle #equestria girls #scitwi #twiset

[cosmosnout]

The real reason Oda had to get rid of her was not for plot convenience, but bc she would have kicked everyone’s ass. (Source: trust me bro)

#Art block auggh but must draw pretty lady aauugghh #also fr thought you mean to tell me this lady with the D. in her name wasn’t out here being an absolute menace #like I feel like she and Roger had to be in the same wavelength of fuckass crazy like cmon now #Rouge and Roger backstory when? (I am delusional) #also her being portrayed as this saintly dead mother figure feels very strange to me. boo to women being killed for plot convenience🍅🍅 #also I really tried to draw her similar to how I draw ace bc he is literally a mammas boy #copy and paste of his mom with his dads hair #AGGGHH I NEED MORE OF HERR #AND IF I CANT HAVE MORE I WILL MAKE MORE💥💥 #art #digital art #my art #fanart #drawing #digital illustration #one piece #portgas d ace #portgas d rouge #rouge #op #one piece fanart

[bophamet]

actually i think sony should take their sweet fucking time with beyond the spiderverse cuz even with the time they took with atsv it wasn't enough for the animators to have proper working conditions. like take ten years i don't fucking care, people can bitch and moan but i would rather know the employees aren't working 8hours a day plus overtime for 7 days a fucking week to get a movie about spiderman done cuz "waah waaaah i wanna see it" people won't shut up and sony demands their film be made for the profit of it all

#like cmon guys let's like. be patient and realistic shall we #there are 919295992@5 things to watch read listen to etc in the mean time #i think you can handle it taking a while. it's probably gonna take like. at least 4-5 years #at LEAST #so buckle up!!! #you want something to be good??? #you gotta wait #across the spiderverse #spiderman atsv #spiderverse

[captainjonnitkessler]

Things I wish women were learning from true crime podcasts: how to spot early warning signs of abusive relationships, how to escape abusive relationships, how easily domestic violence can escalate to murder, how incredibly unlikely it is to be the victim of a crime done by a complete random stranger as opposed to friends and family

What women are learning from true crime podcasts: I am in CONSTANT danger and every day I survive without being murdered by a serial killer is a miracle. I should react to everyone I meet with distrust and paranoia and live my life as if I am in mortal peril and if anyone suggests that might not be healthy then they just don't understand what it is to Be A Woman In Today's Society

#I'm about to get heavily downvoted on reddit lmao #for suggesting that it is in fact irrational to look under your car every time you approach it #bc you think someone might be lying under it waiting to slash your ankles #like cmon. that was an old urban legend when i read it on snopes 20 years ago #anyway i can't stand the like. culture of fear among certain women #and the way it's presented as being an inherent part of womanhood that EVERY woman performs

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

a couple scribbles i cleaned up. also i think i like drawing him in varying states of distress

#i desperately want to know what happened the first time he cried #actually is that something he can do? is he capable of it? #i feel like he wouldn't like it... #since crying is messy and we all know he enjoys/values his appearance greatly #i mean cmon. its an involuntary loss of composure. and especially if he doesnt understand what/why its happening #so in my mind rn hed be idk... kinda desperate to stop crying & act fine? #HES SO FASCINATING. WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM <3 #many things probably! #what to do when you're a puppet created as a blank slate while everyone around you already Knows Shit and Understands Feelings #scribble salad #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #welcome home fanart #welcome home wally #wally darling #i know there's a lot of Head Empty jokes abt him #but honestly he gives the vibes of thinking constantly #always absorbing information and considering and learning and Forming Opinions #he LOOKS head empty. but he isnt. #i just cant imagine him never not Thinking #unless he really is head empty in which case. good for him. i support him no matter what. hes just like me<3