#lying boyfriend

[ohfersherbahd]

💜 well, at 10am this morning, I got to find out my boyfriend has been stealing money from me by using my emergency credit card behind my back for the past 4 months, and I had to cancel my trip to Ireland because of it... So... Yeah. I got my nails done and they look cute. But now I'm crying. Yay. How's your day?

#personal #me #chubbygirl #fatgirl #my face #my photos #lying #lying boyfriend #stealing

[allisonzoeann-]

When your favorite person sucks at lying

When he ignores you for almost 24 hours and uses his mom's phone to let you know that the power has been out this whole time.

Apparently, he's forgotten electric companies literally have outages posted publicly online.

I literally will lie to my family to make him look better, and he uses his family to lie to me. 

#bpd #borderline #borderline personality disorder #borderline personality #liar #lying #lie #lies #boyfriend #lying boyfriend #favorite person #fp #mental health #help me #i hate this #being ignored #being alone #ignored #lied to #being lied to

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Laios's three Boy Best Friends. And yes, they hate him.

#dungeon meshi #laios touden #toshiro nakamoto #chilchuck tims #kabru #BF in this context could be boyfriend or best friend. The line is so blurry. #Chilchuck less so but whatever is going on between Shuro and Laios & Kabru and Laios is giving strong: #“dude if you were a girl I'd date the hell out of you”. And from the genderswap extra's that sentiment is canon for BOTH. #This was made prior to the translation of the Laios & Kabru & Shuro restaurant date comic and honestly I am just feeling vindicated. #I don't even know what to call this dynamic other than a situationship. There is so much going on between all of them. #Even on a purely platonic reading - the miscommunication and male yearning for friendship hurt so bad. #When we got the Big Hug scene in the epilogue arc I was whooping and hollering! Pure catharsis moment! #I also don't like hugs very much so I really felt it went Shuro ('hates being touched') went in for the bear hug. #Do not get me started on the agony of 'always lying' Kabru telling the truth (I just wanted to be friends) #and 'always believes' Laios thinking it's another lie and brushing him off. #I am once again supporting dungeon meshi day by posting art. Please watch dungeon meshi. #obligatory edit because I’m tired: YES. Chilchuck cares for Laios and him admitting it was a huge part of his arc #YES he is more just fed up with him that actually hating him. #I needed a third guy to be canonically done with his ass for the THREE WEED SMOKING GIRLFRIENDS reference

[n0ahsferatu]

pov you are a locked chest or perhaps someone bleeding to death

#hello 🤙 #it has been 84 years i am SO SORRY #im genuinely going to try to stick around this time!! #this may be a broken ass website but you people are lovely and i have missed you :3 #anyWAY. VIDDY GAME #noah gaël gamer era #baldur’s gate 3 is not a video game it is a magical place that stores all my boyfriends #you can have this weirdo though i don’t want him #/lying #but he is still SO RUDE. TO MY TAV #every morning my tav wakes up and casts lesser restoration on himself and this is how astarion repays him? #worthless boy. mean and impolite #he keeps getting away with it because I’m still silly about him though :( #baldurs gate 3 #baldurs gate fanart #baldurs gate astarion #astarion #bg3 #bg3 fanart #bg3 astarion #artists on tumblr #digital artist #illustrators on tumblr #noah.jpg

[merakiui]

little red riding hood concept, in which you're traveling to visit your sick boyfriend. you've packed a basket of snacks and other remedies to help ease his cold, and you've made sure to travel during the day so you won't run into any trouble at night. you stay on the path, never once veering off your course. you keep vigilant.

despite your best preparations, you run into the one creature you were trying to avoid: mr. wolf. >_< and he has such sharp teeth, such a sleazy grin, such piercing eyes, such a tall, broad frame that looms over you. claws that prod curiously at your basket, ears that prick at the sound of your breath hitching, and a tail swishing languidly back and forth. why do you look so frightened? he just wants to accompany you on your little trip. you'll let him, won't you? he'll even guard you to make sure no big, bad wolves (not him; he's one of the good ones) get you.

fortunately, he is truthful about his intentions. unfortunately, you arrive to your boyfriend's home and find someone else lying peacefully in his bed. his teeth look much too sharp to be your boyfriend's. his eyes much too piercing... his maw much too vicious and bloodied..............

the door to the bedroom shuts, locking you in with two very hungry big, bad wolves.

#meraki mumbles #imagining jade's dramatic self lying in bed pretending to be your sick boyfriend is so silly T_T #he has too much fun acting ;;;

[layla-carstairs]

oh so when Lucie Herondale, a 16 year old shadowhunter with unusual powers, raises her boyfriend from the dead it has no major consequences and when she goes to Edom with her bestie and future parabatai the worst thing that happens is that they have to share a secret but when I, Clary Fairchild-

#right hand on the bible God can strike me down if I'm lying tHAT MOTHERFUCKER'S CHEATING #the way her boyfriend was also possessed and she didn't have to stab him or anything 🙄 unfair #lucie herondale #clary fairchild #the last hours #chain of thorns #jesse blackthorn #cordelia herondale #cordelia carstairs #ghostwriter #tlh #the mortal instruments #city of heavenly fire #chot #city of lost souls #city of glass #city of fallen angels #jace herondale #clary fray #clary morgenstern #simon lewis #simon lovelace #jace lightwood #tmi #clace #tsc #the shadowhunter chronicles #bella talks

[nart-is-a-monster]

VARIGO PONIFIED

I learned how to draw ponies and I show leafy how to draw ponies too!

LY SM @gayleafpool

AND IF YOU SEE THIS GO AND GIVE SOME LOVE TO LEAFY :3333

And yeah this is going to be for a infected au ehehheheheh

Also here's the little sketch:b

#varigo #vat7k #varian #alchemy boyfriends #hugo vat7k #tts #hugo rottewange #varian and the seven kingdoms #tts varian #hugo the human #my art <3 #leafy #:3333 #LY LEAFY #HUGO COVERS HIS CUTIE MARK BC IS A DICK

[sockeyesoren]

He is the ultimate babygirl after all

#mob psycho 100 #mp100 #reigen arataka #doodle #another dumb post from yours truly #businessman does his work on bed lying like a schoolgirl #totally not texting his boyfriend #quiet guys he's very busy #myart #I learned a bit about drawing clothing folds and shoes during the birth of this so thats neat #no idea what colour socks he has so I imporvised #matching with his tie :] #help I wake up and this suddenly has 150+ notes what #guess no one can resist reigens charm

[leatherandrain]

Totally fine and not angry at all after watching episode 7 😁

#disventure camp #disventure camp tom #disventure camp jake #tom x jake #I swear to god tom #if you’re lying about having a boyfriend… #even if he is telling the truth I’m still gonna be pissed #either way I hope Jake kicks you really hard in the balls one of these episodes

[mittleres-schieferblau]

Peter „Ich kenn das Muster von Bobs Sportschuhen“ Shaw und Bob „Peters Geburtsdatum ist mein Handy-Code“ Andrews

#die drei fragezeichen #peter/bob #shandrews #pob #oder was ist deren shipname #beter💀 #they’re so insane ur honor #i love them sm #they’re literally in love #literally boyfriends #lit-er-al-ly

[notllorstel]

First date

#the owl house #toh #toh Darius #darius deamonne #camila noceda #eda clawthorne #camila x darius #Darimila #luz and hunter ain’t parent trapping they were just hanging and spotted them and concluded they must be discussing #hunters huma/demon realm living arrangements and decided to sneak #took an hour for it to click for em #because both were really awkward #this close👌to making comic exploring Darius and camilla characters deeper #working and lying under someone who could kill you for gosh how many years #probably didn’t allow you feel like you could get close or attached to many over those years #and camila in the last ep AH #🥲 #to some of camila’s friends and colleagues Darius is dubbed as the LARP boyfriend #Darius does not tone it down when going to the human realm #>:} #llorsdood #bell in the corner there

[turrondeluxe]

Seeing ur Lovers Rock art made me ship them more than ever before. (I saw them first on Twitter)

I would like to nominate 2 other Spideys for Mirage and Ronin Mikey.

Spider-Man Noir for Mirage

Spider-Man 2099 for Ronin

Plz consider 🥺👉👈

NO WAIT. YOUR BRAIN IS SO BIG. I LOVE THEM.

#im sorry mirage mikey i have no idea how to draw you you scare me #BUT I LOVE THE IDEA OF THE BLACK AND WHITE BOYFRIENDS AUGH #ALSO I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IM SHAKING YOU RN. #im latino so this ship for me it's basically miguel miguel #miguel romance #we gotta look for a better name tho BECAUSE IM VERY NORMAL ABOUT THIS SHIP (LYING) #ask #spiderman 2099 #miguel o'hara #tmnt #tmnt mikey #tmnt michelangelo #tmnt the last ronin #my art #doodles #ronin and spiderman noir sounds so sweet too #writing it down

[vellichorom]

spooky month 6 was wild with all these cameos man

( ft @tomiechu's lovely OCs & @lemoneychicken's bob !!! )

#uwu art #Spooky Month #Spooky Month 6 #Spooky Month Hollow Sorrows #Bob Velseb #Spooky Month Bob #OCs #Franklin Sheldon Cortex #iirc that's his name #Shelby Belle #i release these into the wild & whatever gaslighting may happen with them godspeed #FOR LEGAL REASONS these are fake & i am lying to you <3 #NEVERTHELESS THESE ARE TOO TOO TOO FUN #i've been going hog wild with these things for the past couple days i LOVE making fake screenshots #if you recognize the canons dwbi this is for rp campaigns. so to speak #Hatoful Boyfriend #Danganronpa #Spiderman Into the Spiderverse #don't worry about it don't worry

[fella-lovin-fella]

WAIT DID I TELL YOU GUYS I GOT MY T??????!!!! insurance and everything finally went through and i did my first injection yesterday!!!!!!! the sub-q is just. crazy less scary to me than intramuscular and the fact it's only once a week really puts my anxiety at ease :) im so excited :)!!!!

#i got rainbow unicorn bandaids for it <3 #also my boyfriend did my shot for me and id be lying if i said it wasn't kinda homoerotic #hrt #trans #transgender #lgbt #ftm #trans masc #gender queer #transition #ftm hrt #dantes talking again #bug

[grinchwrapsupreme]

i think i need to go outside more because this is actually getting to me

#the venture bros #pete white #billy quizboy #billy whalen #rose whalen #that's a family!! that's a fucking family!! #doc hammer and chris whatever tell me about pete's family challenge #pete wear pants that aren't skintight challenge #billy quizboy talk to your mom challenge #'he's as handsome as you said he was' i'm going to throw up i love her #she's so supportive #literally why is he lying to her at this point?? babe this is pathetic #'play along' why billy?? 'i just didn't deny it' WHY BILLY??? #'i would rather my mom think this man i live with is my boyfriend instead of my best friend/business partner' WHY B

[yarnacle]

its too late at night im having too many gay thoughts about these idiots so. here we are i guess.

It's Ian. No one else is going to fucking caress him. For all the informality of the company's content and general atmosphere, with this video concept especially, he's still their boss. And no one is going to want to, or have the guts to just fucking stroke his face like that. Even as he laughs and asks 'What is this?' he knows what's happening, knows who those hands belong to.

Two fingers drag down the right side of his face, and he feels the chalk that's left behind. It's going to stay for the rest of the video, and there's something to be said about that, he thinks. Something symbolic, something romantic, or even something funny, the last thought being slapped into his head when Ian's hand collides with his face.

It doesn't hurt that much, and immediately after he cracks a joke.

"This person thinks they're hilarious."

And they are, he wants to add. They're ridiculously funny, with a dark, somewhat skewed sense of humour to match his own, and they're brilliant and kind and so many other things, but right now they're making it easy for him.

"Who would caress my face and slap me outta nowhere?"

He, and everyone else in the room, and everyone who's going to watch the video, knows.

"Feels like an Ian move to me- Did you just boop me?"

Ian's locking it in, making sure that it's clear that, yeah, in case you couldn't figure it out already, it's me motherfucker.

"That's the only one you truly needed to get right."

Anthony laughs. He's not wrong - It wouldn't matter if he got everyone else dead wrong [even Angela, after hearing her speak and feeling her entire cast]. So long as he got Ian right, then it would be fine. There's probably also something to be said about how sweet that would be, but after having all the fucking braincells knocked out of his skull from the second person, he's not very poetic.

All that matters is that he guessed Ian correctly, and can still feel the two stripes of chalk on his cheek. [All that matters is that now there's a phantom warmth ghosting across his face, a replication of the gentle, almost loving strokes a distraction from the slight sting from everyone else's hands.]

#i actually have no idea if this makes sense and if its coherent. im too tired to reread it so. here we are! 1st rpf w/ fully stolen dialogue #smosh #anthony padilla #ian hecox #ianthony #implied??? idk they implied it p heavily enough themselves w/ that fuckin 'my boyfriend' title so idk anymore lolsies #fanfiction #smosh fanfiction #rpf #very veyr reluctantly #my writing #i can do better i promise [mostly lying almost all my writing is done unedited and at ungodly hours] #sighs. if any of my irls or ppl from my main blog find this its over for me the bullying will never cease. #thanks for listening to my tags ramble ill be going to bed now im too mentally ill to also be physically ill