#make calendar

[aesthetic-uni]

Oh. God.

#uni talks about the universe #april 13 #april 13th #homestuck #neil banging out the tunes #it’s arguably a double whammy #I keep forgetting tumblr holidays #I need a calendar for tumblr holidays #TUMBLR SHOP IF YOU ARE READING THIS #I HAVE COPYRIGHTED THAT IDEA SO YOU CANT MAKE ONE #FUCK OFF #I don’t like tumblr shop if you can’t tell

[guinevereslancelot]

it's a beautiful day at the roman senate and you are a horrible goose

#happy ides i have no idea how a toga would even begin to look onna goose #i am aware the toga makes no sense but i was at a loss how to put it on the goose 😂 #ides of march #julius caesar #horrible goose #peace was never an option #memes #tumblr meme calendar #this has been a shitpost #humor #bad ms paint meme fr #how is this at 1k lmao

[theygender]

The more I learn about judaism the more I wonder where tf christianity got all its bad shit. Why is divorce a sin in christianity when judaism has recognized the right to divorce for nearly a millennia and has codified religious laws for it. Why does christianity consider sex to be dirty (to the point where puritans considered it a sin to enjoy having sex with your own spouse) when in judaism it's considered holy and it's a literal mitzvah to have sex with your spouse on the sabbath. Why does christianity consider it a sign that you're faithless if you question your religion when in judaism that's considered an essential part to developing your faith. I'm probably stating the obvious here but I still can't get over the fact that there's no historical basis to any of this shit before christianity started, it's like christians just said "hey guys what if we took the torah and built a new religion around it but this time it was actively hostile to human life"

#rambling #disclaimer this isnt about individual christians im speaking about the religious trauma i experienced in my own life etc etc #these are just a few examples that I've noticed but they're definitely something #the part about sex in particular shocked me bc sex is pretty much viewed as actively evil in a lot of christian denominations #like you should only do it to create children and if you take pleasure in it (even if its with your own spouse) youre a dirty sinner #there arent as many examples like this nowadays but if you read puritan laws about sex it's like #you're allowed to have sex with your wife basically 10 times a year but you have to be fully clothed with the lights off #and you cant have sex on a holiday or a sunday and you cant touch each other and you have to try as hard as possible to hate it #literally WHERE did that mindset come from?? like for real #in judaism having sex with your spouse is basically considered a celebration of everything holy #and if you have sex on the sabbath (the holiest day in the jewish calendar—above every holiday) #its considered TWICE as holy #make it make sense #this is one of the things people mean when they say that lumping judaism in with christianity as 'abrahamic' religions is meaningless #theyre literally nothing alike #the only similarity is the torah but thats only half of the christian bible and one third of the jewish one #AND christianity interprets most of it completely differently from how judaism does #im tired #greatest hits #hall of fame

[arctvros]

high school sweethearts to college fiancés

#pls note all the little details in the back!!! #long distance is hard #the countdown on the calendar #the old plane ticket #iwa’s seat number is oikawa’s jersey number #yes i do think they would get engaged very young #sorry but they’re soulmates i don’t make the rules #iwaoi #hq iwaizumi #iwaizumi hajime #haikyuu iwaizumi #iwaoi fluff #iwaoi fanart #hq oikawa #haikyuu oikawa #oikawa tooru #haikyuu fanart #haikyuu #haikyuu!! #haikyuu time skip #timeskip iwaoi #arctvros

[dykehayleywilliams]

spotify wrapped polls!!!!!

#me looking at the calendar trhing to figure out what happened on august 26 to make me stream music for 1165 minutes 😭😭😭😭 #spotify wrapped

[freelanceplatypus]

Dungeon Meshi modern au where both Laois and Falin are food vloggers. Laois is always travelling to remote areas and cultures to try the most "extreme" foods and bring them to light. He's known as the guy who will drink blood and slam a still wriggling bug just to comment on it's nutty flavor. Meanwhile Falin is visiting long-standing eateries and sharing the stories behind local cuisine.

Nobody actually puts together they're siblings (in part due to wildly different viewerbases) until Falin in one video mentions how she enjoys eating insects and the comment section is full of folks asking her to "collab with the bug guy". Her very next video is her and Laois smiling infront of a mukbang style platter of insects and she introduces him as her brother.

#marcille is falins video editor/manager in general #which results in a lot of fancy editing and trip booking #meanwhile laois is working with his crew of senshi and kabru #kabru works as the face getting them in to restricted areas and senshi actually documents these cultures recipes #marcille actually edits laois vids too despite getting so grossed out watching them #meanwhile she makes falin eating blood sausage look like art #chilchuk is just on call at all times to get them in and out of countries #he takes care of scheduling in general you think the touden siblings can keep a calendar #itzumi is the picky eater friend that i feel needs to appear in more food review content #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #modern au #laois touden #falin touden

[egophiliac]

more masquerade stuff! things really went from 0 to 1000 in, like, thirty seconds.

(sorry if none of these make sense outside of my head)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #glorious masquerade #seriously though why was everyone SO into trein's makeout story #anyway i know this event is chronologically ambiguous but i can't help but read a bunch of episode 7 foreshadowing into it #i want to see more of malleus losing his goshdang gourd #he marked his calendar! he did research and made special plans for his fun trip! #he wanted to sit next to his human and watch a show and make fireworks! #who even cares about the world-ending stakes they RUINED HIS VACATION #god. i can't believe you can literally tell him to just chill. #why did they even bother including another dialogue option. who would choose anything else. #malleus is going to overblot and turn into a huge inky dragon or something #and yuu is going to open their mouth and say something so incredibly stupid that malleus is immediately shocked back into sanity #tsunotarou be cool

[willowser]

katsuki comes home from work one day to find you in his office, fooling around with his calendar, and you've made some little notes before and after his scheduled patrol shifts, as well as sticky'd some pink hearts on a handful of days a week for the upcoming months.

and he gets the absolute worst love chub when you beam and tell him you're mapping out your fertile windows.

#ajdbdkakqk based off a real interaction from yesterday #he has to look at them every time he opens up his calendar LMAOO #and it makes his cheeks burn every time #especially when you pat him on the chest and ask 'think you can handle that champ ??' #ajfbrisnfjskaoq i'm cackling sorry if this is gross LOL #cw breeding #cw pregnancy #cw kids #✿ thoughts: bakugou

[beif0ngs]

Can you hear it...? The drums of liberation!!

GEAR 5 LUFFY PREMIERING ON AUGUST 6TH, 2023!!!

#One Piece #opgraphics #Monkey D. Luffy #Joy Boy #Kaido #*mine #SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP!!!!! #THE BOY THE SILLY THE LEGEND HIMSELF!!!!!!! #MARK YOUR CALENDARS PEOPLE HE'S NEARLY UPON US 🤲🤲🤲 #and sorry about the sh*t quality gifs i literally RUSHED to make these

[meanie--zucchini]

summer's over

#stardew valley #dance of the moonlight jellies #this game is everything #i wanna make a calendar with a different stardew event for each month

[why-the-heck-not]

making a new yearly bullet journal spread is serious business (I drew 72 mini calendar grids and my hand cramped)

#i don’t think i’ve written/drawn to the point of hand cramps since like middle school #it was bc did all the month’s habit trackers (5 per month) now in advance bc I think it makes more sense to get the full picture of all #months at once #and also those mini calendar grids are my least favorite part so now won’t have to bother with those anymore #bookblr #studyblr #booklr #aesthetic #books #study #reading #read #book #bujo #bullet journal #dark academia #january 2024 #2024 #i also have a page for books but currently it’s just a title so didn’t bother with the pic

[guinevereslancelot]

#i love date specific memes #tumblr meme calendar #boston molasses flood anniversary #the great molasses flood #boston molasses disaster #this has been a shitpost #humor #history memes #this day in history #1k #i meme but what an awful way to die #they say on a warm day youbcan still smell the molasses which i question #however molasses smell is sooo disgusting to me #i love gingerbread but rarely make it bc the smell is so bad at first

[baltharino]

The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) ↳ Dir. Henry Selick

#finally had the idea to make one of these and 2024 is a fucking leap year. ruined it lmao #nightmare before christmas #the nightmare before christmas #halloween #november 1st #365 days left til next halloween #gif #gifset #tumblr calendar

[chaossurvives]

But what if the fia decided to hold a separate series that focuses on street tracks with cars designed for that purpose?? Maybe they could even be electric… oh wait.

#f1 calendar is trying to become the fe calendar #and comparing the two just makes it so obvious that f1 is not suited to street tracks #formula e supremacy

[sonknuxadow]

FINALLY . SONIC AND KNUCKLES IMAGE

#I WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT HOW THEYRE PROBABLY GONNA POST IT SOON . they heard me ... #this is what that poll i was being so annoying about was about btw . to have sonic appear with knuckles in this art #giggling and kicking my feet over this art sonics outfit is so cute and silly . #makes up for him not having a costume in the idw sonic halloween special i think #and also sonic and knuckles is one of the pairs of characters i wanted for the calendar art this year . epic win for ME !!!!!!! #as always the link goes to the sonic channel gallery idk if theyve posted this anywhere else yet #also interesting that omochao is in this because didnt they lose a poll before

[gummybearstastelikesadness]

Vlads secretary recently quit in the middle of Vladco having a minor business expansion into Gotham and now he needs to hire a new one.

The bats are currently investigating one Vladimir Masters after he started to bring his business into Gotham. They’re very interested in the suspicious nature he acquired his wealth. Maybe it’s time to forge some resumes and bust out some old identities, Tim still has that blonde wig after all.

#dp x dc #dp x dc prompt #tim drake #vlad plasmius #Tim would immediately be judging all of Vlads poor business decisions #Vlad when hiring a new PA: I will have to make sure Daniel doesn’t bring up plasmus around them #Vlad: hires new PA. New PA: immediately tells Vlad off for making bad decisions with the company and about not properly scheduling #fights with his nemesis (Phantom) on the calendar. honestly even Lex Luther makes sure his board knows he’s unavailable before gallivanting #after Superman again #Tim who’s had the job for a week and knows too much: I should not be relating to the super villain through failure with clone making #Vlad and Tim: I’m totally normal about cloning this one black haired blue eyed teenager… (Kon and Danny) #I’m referencing Tim because I’m more familiar with his cover identity’s then most of the other bats although Lego Batman could probably #pull off a disguise that would work based off the time he dressed as the mayor of Gotham