«"If you don't like a man then don't accept food from him, you deadbeat"
My best friend pays for our lunches one day.
Breakfast is on me another day.
I visit my aunt and she gives me a taco.
I go to my mother in law's and she gives me fruit.
My friend's mom has sent me lunch to school many times.
The party is over and my godmother tells me "wait, I'm giving you takeaway".
Mom has visitors and she figures out how to give something away, she gives away because "a taco is denied to nobody".
It's weird how only men think that feeding someone is a kind of sexual services contract or a debt that someone has with them to secure a sentimental relationship.
How nice is being women and giving eachother sweets, chocolates, cookies, share chips, tea with joy.»
— Capibara Sand
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Since it’s near the end of his birthday week can I request a Azul Reader with the Vees?
I think it would be pretty interesting how their dynamic is and when they learn of Azul reader being insecure about himself and especially with his past of being bullied for being a chubby child.
Gender : Male
Pronouns used : None
Message of Raccoon : I decided to add Floyd!Reader and Jade!Reader because yes.
Vees
Vox is the one who hired you after seeing you make a demon do a contract.
At that time you already had a bit of a reputation in Hell, but it was Vox that really got you moving forward/entering in the business.
You do the contracts for the Vees, taking care of all the paperwork.
You quickly became an integral part of the Vees, they even wanted to rename you Vazul!Reader..
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It was Valentino who proposed the name, which you refused.
Valentino felt offended when you said his name ideas were crap.
You are the gentleman of the Vees !! And you have simps !
You are in a lot of edits in the tik tok of Hell, I just know it.
You often attend meetings of the Overlords, representing the Vees.
Alastor was confused that a gentleman like you ended up with the Vees.
He asked if you sold your soul to them, something you denied.
I can see some overlords being suspicious of you and giving you side eyes when they learn that you are the new Overlord of the Vees.
None of them expected you to be a gentleman.
Floyd!Reader and Jade!Reader are your right-hand men. As soon as they saw that you had ended up in Hell, they directly gave you their souls without discussion. You didn't even ask them to sold their souls-
Floyd!reader always tries to kill Val every time they see him, you always have to stop them before anything bad happen.
Velvette, one day, found you having a panic attack, she managed to calm you down after a few minutes.
You told her about all your insecurities and Velvette tried to help you about it.
I headcanon that Velvette already had to take care of Vox's insecurities, but now she must take care of Vox's insecurities and yours..
Someone give her a break-
For making you stop thinking about it, she probably makes you watch a movie with the other Vees.
Velvette probably told Vox about your insecurities, but told him to not tell it to Valentino.
Valentino can't be trusted when it comes to insecurities.
Vox 🤝 Azul!Reader = having too much insecurities.
You and Vox are these two traumatized friends who support each other.
Valentino doesn't know about you being insecure and just thinks you're a confident and well-mannered overlord.
You're kind of like the Vees' father, making sure they don't do too much chaos.
You and Velvettes are the ones who take care of fixing Vox after Valentino breaks his TV/face again.
I can see Azul!Reader playing some kind of secretary to the Vees, making sure they go to all their meetings and reminding them what they need to do today.
When they saw your photos of chubby babies, they find it very cute.
Velvette asked you why you didn't like your old self, especially when you were so cute.
When they learned that you were bullied as a child for being chubby, they tried to track down the assholes throughout Hell.
Vox may or may not have broadcast their murders on TV while Velvette broadcast it on internet.
Valentino would have liked to publish it on his platform, but unfortunately an execution on a porn site would not have looked very professional and would have been frowned upon.
I can just see you having a family dynamic with the Vees tbh.
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