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chrollohearttags · 3 months
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meg baby, I promise we’ll all look the other way if you decide to strangle that chimera ant built bitch. I promise we won’t say nothing.
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introspectivememories · 3 months
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been watching mashle and oh my god, the eugenics???? the way lance's parents were so ready to give up their daughter??? no second thought???? just "why did this child have to be born to us?"???? um everyone talking in mash's face about how non-magic people are inherently worthless???? the triple line dude fucking making dolls out of people and somehow no one??? is??? checking him???? and then when questioned immediately jumping into "well humans are little more than mindless beasts and i will become a creator deity and reshape the world in my liking!"????? the, um, corruption in the government??? the way this story is so clearly "h*rry p*tter if it was actually funny"??? the slytherin coded characters are blood purists???? they took out hufflepuff??? one of the magia lupus' mage's powerset was just big shuriken???? another one is rip off kisame???? lance is a siscon and the first thing mash says is "that doesn't make it better"???? lemon is genuinely so fuckin funny??? dot is incel-coded but like in a funny way??? dot says that lance is playing life on "easy mode" cause lance has a good face??? dot likes tea??? dot has good manners??? everybody only has one spell they can use??? finn ames is like if you transported is regular human into this stupid ass world??? i think the old man and the cop have explored each others bodies.
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soupy-sez · 4 months
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Eazy-E – Only If You Want It (1992) [X]
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elitadream · 1 year
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The new Super Bowl Mario trailer didn’t have to go this hard, but it did. 
And boy am I glad for it. 🤣👏
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crybaby-bkg · 8 months
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cw: Bakugou dies but comes back to life, “comes back wrong” trope, implied fighting, angst
When Bakugou died, you’re not sure how you went on living. Grief had taken over your life, sat you in the passenger side while it cruised off the highway into icy waters. And even then, you couldn’t find the energy to drown.
It’s why there’s a sudden uptick of energy when you’re promised to have him back. Some top scientists contact you months after his death, tell you to hurry down to the headquarters labs, come and rejoice for what you’re about to witness. And you’re horrified, to say the least.
“This isn’t my husband.” Are your first words when you walk in, watch the figure on the other side of the glass examine its own hands. It looks like your husband but—but his hair isn’t the right shade of blond all over. His nose bridge had a slight bump after a scuffle with a villain. He had a scar on his hand but—but it never looked like it was to sew a pinky beside the other fingers.
“Is that really my husband?” You ask next in disbelief, slowly entering the room. Bakugou’s head snaps up, his eyes a little brighter than you remember but—they hold so much emotion. So much memory, so much panic, so much guilt.
“I left you.” He mutters, his voice raspy and ragged, and you wonder if it’ll always be like this now. It makes you cry a little harder than it should, but you only embrace each other. He’s cold and his shoulders don’t hold the same mass and his back doesn’t carry the same scars. There’s one, jagged and rough, running down his back, and you think, you think that’s where they slipped a new spine in.
“Welcome back home.” You tell him, weeks after meeting him again, new and not totally—Katsuki. He’s stiff and he doesn’t immediately take off his boots when he enters, and it worries you. Makes you think if you’ve just let a stranger into your home, one that has stolen your dead husbands face. Makes you wonder if he’ll be as loving as Katsuki once was, or if he’ll become your monster looming over you with the guilt of not being able to rest anymore.
“I’ve missed you so much.” You whisper against his mouth one night, a little while after he’s moved back. You don’t know why you lay under him, why you let him nestle himself inside of you, why you let him hold you against his chest. Katsuki always ran his hands over your cheeks and neck whenever he held you like this, but this…man, only holds himself up with his hands resting beside your head. It’s alien, how he looks at you, how his hips are methodically measured with every thrust, how he kisses you every 8 seconds. You wonder if he’s more robot than Frankenstein monster.
“Why did you come back to me like this?” You ask him one night, barricaded in the bathroom away from him. You can hear his sobs on the other side, his pleading to be let in. He tells you he never wanted to come back if he had to be like this, that he’s sorry, please let him in, he misses the warmth of your skin, he’s never been so cold before, he’s never liked the cold.
“Is this considered cheating?” You ask yourself aloud one night, when Bakugou is forced back to the lab when he becomes too…un-Bakugou. To sleep with a man that is your husband in every way but? Your husband has been dead for a year now, and yet you stroke the chin of the man that tries so hard to be him everyday, but fails so miserably at it every time.
“I’ll come back to you right this time.” Bakugou promises to you when he’s strapped down to leave for the lab and before he’s sedated. But you don’t believe him—you never did. Your husband is dead, and this animated corpse has been nothing but a cheap mockery of everything you’ve lost and something you will never truly get back.
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buckysbarnes · 1 year
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JOE KEERY as TONY TRITCHER III EMPIRE (2015-2020) S01E12
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cellarinovi · 11 months
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If any Finnish rapper was going to break into the international market, it had to be one who sings about being broke but polite, drinking mulled wine squash, and travelling with a children's ticket.
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palpitacjauczuc · 6 months
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Ja to tykająca bomba bo mam nerwice po ojcu
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lovelesslittleloser · 2 years
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Alien: what are human’s instinctive reactions to danger?
Human 1: fight or flight!
Human 2, deadpan: run, hit, talk shit
Alien:
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todayinhiphophistory · 9 months
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Today in Hip Hop History:
Raekwon released his debut solo album Only Built 4 Cuban Linx… August 1, 1995
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Finland 2024: UMK contestants
Sini Sabotage – Kuori mua Windows95man – No Rules Sara Siipola – Paskana Jesse Markin – Glow Mikael Gabriel x nublu – Vox populi Cyan Kicks – Dancing With Demons Sexmane – Mania
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bronzetomatoes · 9 months
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"this might be the best video Tom's ever made" common philza minecraft W
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lyricsandsuch · 1 year
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“And if I had my way, then you would be mine”
— J. Cole; Deja Vu
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chrollohearttags · 1 month
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good morning friends. hope y’all have a great day and remember that you’ll never be able to please people who committed to misunderstanding you so do as you please! 🫶🏾✨
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FRUITS OF MY LABOR
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 6 months
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timeausTestified: Eridan’s got to have a squirrel in his pants with the way he’s being such a S.I.M.P. right now.
adiosToreador: gOOD ONE, i LOVE TROLL pHINEAS AND fERN,
adiosToreador: pHINEAUS AND fREB,
adiosToreador: wAIT *pHEINEAS AND fREB,
adiosToreador: bOY HOW YOU SPELL pUENIUS,
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