#over this man

[badcatrobot]

I'm supposed to be normal?? When this photo exists?!

#constantine on legends #mattryanactor #john constantine #hellblazer #dc fandome #comics #constantine #matt ryans constantine #matt ryan actor #matt ryan #johnny c #john constantine made me straight #im losing my shit #over this man

[rossisrad]

Giles

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#rupert giles #buffy the vampire slayer #help me #i'm going feral #over this man

[ragrfisk]

Your honor, I just wanted to sit in his lap.

#this picture #drives me up the wall #i will go feral #over this man #gloin #the hobbit #dwarves of erebor #dwarfposting #hot dwarves #the dwarves #dwarf #dwarves #daddy dwarf #I’m perfectly fine #totally under control #except I’m not #ruff ruff bark bark grrrrr bark bark #it’s the belly for me

[honkaistarrailingsimp]

Not me learning that Blade has jiggle physics on his chest, this man has some FAT tits

#honkai star rail #blade honkai #send help #i’m dying #im cryin #simping #over this man #all the Star rail men ofc #but today this man

[lock-my-feelings-in-a-jar]

#malcolm allured #showaddywaddy #okay #okay okay okay #well. #if anyone needs me i'll be squirming around my floor clutching my chest in agony #for the rest of my life #over this man #showaddywaddy gifs

[dukeoftheblackstar]

what character would you like to write with but never had the chance to?

Hi ♥ ~ There's a lot!!

I feel like if I ever came across a very close to canon Robert Plant, I'll die. Thrown in Steve Vai in there and I think I might just yeet myself out of existence.

And for extra flavor / context:

Steve Vai takes bee keeping and hot sauces very seriously, okay? This man is probably the sweetest, most tender, most loving, husband there is that I can think of. Because he and Pia are still going strong and ya boy named the new (well not so new now) Ibanez Guitar Series after her and who doesn't want someone to do that for them?

This daddy be saving bees, making hot sauce, naming guitars after his wife, parading his son so proudly as part of his band, talks every so softly, laughs every so cutely, but at the same time, rips through Bad Horsie like he didn't do create For the Love of God or Tender Surrender --- you have to stop me here before I pass out.

And then there's god of a man. No words, babe. Just no words. And I'm not just on about him in his prime, he can be old and wrinkly but when he busts them pipes, I k E N n A T.

I don't think I can outmatch my Duke's headcanons against my love for Plant. If Robert walks up to the Duke and slaps him right on the cheek, he'd fall willingly under his heels.

#oh goodness #look what you've made me do #we're such a simp for plant #i swear #Robert Plant #Steve Vai #Steve can get a pass #but Robert #oh boy #please #baptize me from the sinning that has plagued my heart #soul #head #for years #over this man

[inferno-of-feathers]

I LOVE HIM I LIVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LIVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LIVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LIVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LIVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LIVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LIVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LIVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LIVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LIVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LIVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LIVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LIVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LIVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LIVE HIM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

#💛 #FUCKKNG SCRWAMS AJFJAKCKMS #GOES BATHSIT GOES INSANE #OVER THIS MAN #BEUOND PERFECT #A MF GOD BRUH #VOLO MY BELOVEDDDDDDD #tw for repetition

[desolindistress]

you make me so happy that i cried last night. my heart fought against my ribcage like a trapped bird daring to take flight, and it beat itself stubbornly against my bonewire birdcage body until viscuous red blood spilled down the front of my chest. the last time i tripped and fell down the rabbit hole, wonderland mended my broken pieces and then spat my body rudely back up into the real world, leaving me alone and trembling, mended yet bruised once more. every time, every iteration, i tell myself i wont fall and do it anyways. dont love, dear heart, dont hope. they always leave me colder and more alone for the memory of warmth and company. nothing has ever made me feel so unhomed. yet here you are, daring to call me into flight again. we've made no promises but the words we've spoken hang loosely in the air like slow spinning stars, like morning dewdrops on cobweb, beautiful and lovely and luring me into a trap. you're dangerous, we say, you're a frat boy; joking or acknowledging i never know. you tell me im dangerous too, not knowing how badly ive needed to hear that, how madly i love you for saying it. because when im scared of being hurt, it is everything to find myself capable of hurting, too.

let's start a fire, a bonfire that reaches for the high domed sky with its searching fingers to put out the sparkling starlight. maybe ill stop burning alive thinking of you and finally start to die if i can breathe oxygen into flames, inhale smoke into my lungs. let's watch the stars and ill play guitar pretending the strings dont lunge for my fingertips in snappy, jealous bites, remembering every other person ive played a song for in joy and sorrow, happiness and grief. you have a lighter and it makes me think how we are so enamored with fire that we carry them in little pocket-sized cases, unafraid to burn, how we carry fire like a companion to talk to and play with on a rainy night, how we perform with fire and cast warmth with fire and cook with fire and light twin cigarettes with fire and stare into firefight entranced until every other detail of life is lost in the dancing flames. i think of you flicking the switch of a lighter, and i think of my spotify profile with the boy flicking the switch of a lighter, and i fall asleep to your voice in my head calling out "pyro" like im yours and only yours.

#fire #writing #astronomy #love #stars #flames #prose #writings #writers and poets #writers on tumblr #losing my mind #over this man #because he deserves it

[lil-gingerbread-queen]

Pls, how am I suppose to survive when everywhere I look I see him??? How??

This man is making me suffer. I don't have the game, I don't even have access to my switch and FE3H, and I'm trying really hard to not get spoiled. He's there, showing how fucking pretty he is, while I have no access to his games or contents about him!!!!

Yes, this is a screenshot of an ad. I will not even look up his name in case of spoilers

#my love for claude von riegan isn't healthy #crying shaking screaming sobbing the whole gang #over this man #I would die for him #I would kill for him #yes I'm asexual and yes I losing my mind over 1 pretty man #we exist #bskwohlgzlgkfzuru #Him not being real is actually a crime against humanity and myself

[golyadkin]

Sons Of The Labyrinth or The Things Our Fathers Do To Us

#tentatively unprivating to post this...might have to private again if the bots attack #death // #icarus #minotaur #daedalus #comics #greek mythology #pulled out my old classic greek myths book to go over the mythology for this and man... #daedalus was kind of a piece of work huh #art tag

[et-in-arkadia]

this is such incredible advice for creating any kind of art i have to put it over here to remind myself

#thanks michael #this is also like #devastating in a way #like thinking of him playing aziraphale #with aziraphale desperate to be alive #to connect to breathe to see to touch #michael giving all of that over in his performance so that aziraphale can live again through him #i’m mortally wounded #michael sheen #good omens #fucking michael sheen man #creativity

[astearisms]

catalysts, protectors

#man those episodes #so many things put into perspective #like Simon’s role as a protector and his kindness and empathy and compassion and existence being the catalyst for the rest of ooo to #flourish #and Betty is a protector of Simon #I wonder if the last two episodes will explore more of her character? there’s so much to be explored about her giving so much of herself #to Simon but not thinking about what she wants for herself #do we get to explore her feelings or see her at all? will she have changed or learned to let go #I think there will be some sort of closure for the both of them #but at what cost #I am still crying over that scene with Simon’s memory of Betty and their song #my art #fionna and cake #fionna and cake spoilers #simon petrikov #betty grof #petrigrof #golbetty

[disteal]

I hate gay people so much. I haven’t been able to hear an imagine dragons song on the radio or in a shop without my brain just IMMEDIATELY being flooded with ‘Okay im imagining his dragon’. People think i just rly hate imagine dragons with the way my face reacts but i don’t im literally fighting such a personal battle against saying something fruity abt mr dragons out of nowhere because the shit gay people say online is so funny

#vent #drafted in pieces over an hour after hearing radioactive on the aux #dis.txt #y’all are being so ridiculous in the comments #i saw someone say ‘you’d really go for a man with thin ankles? no thanks.’ #there’s like a dozen men who look like this on the front page of seancody #like i KNOW you femcel ass tumblrinas are not this picky

[tariah23]

The manga industry, especially JUMP, needs to hurry up and do away with weekly scheduling for mangaka. There needs to better regulations put into place for their health and safety because this is pitiful. Two weeks - monthly updates should’ve already been the standard for the manga industry at this point. These money grabbers will only continue to put the lives of these artists at stake for the sake of capitalism unless some serious changes are implemented.

#it’s just??? #at the end of the day all these people want to do is draw and write their stories and share them with the world #why is death from stress the end game for so many of them #this should not be part of the package when finally deciding that this is what you want to do with your life #rambling #I still never got over miura’s passing man #and Togashi is still here but he’s been suffering from the consequences of overwork #it’s just… all so bleak #fans just need to learn to be patient if these changes are ever made and to be respectful #your fav series is not gonna die just because you can’t get it right now #I’m glad that gege does this now like he takes a break every 2-3 chapters and that’s good #this should be normalized

[babayagaiscomingforya]

I think I have a problem help me why am I here

#I thought having a John Wick figurine was the limit of my unhinged behavior #over this man #but turns out I can go way beyond #I spent over 3000 yen on this

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

imagine getting twenty four hours of a fraction of a taste of what marginalized bloggers on this fucking site have been told "doesn't break TOS" for the past 15 years and deciding to openly threaten to just nuke the entire website lmfao

#op #you know what makes people hesitant to fork money over to tumblr? #the fact that the leadership is so incredibly out of touch with the reality of this place #that his paper thin skin chafes at the mere thought of transparency and accountability. #you're a grown man worth hundreds of millions of dollars #stop pissing and shitting in your diaper about your feelings being hurt and do your fucking job