#daddy dwarf

[ragrfisk]

Whoops!

#artists on tumblr #illustration #digital art #art #dwarf #dwarves #procreate #original character #dark iron dwarf #monster daddy #monster fucker #monster lover #wholesome monster #cuddle monster #tentacles #he would like a hug though #skuggi #daddy dwarf #octopus mermaid #octopus #octopus art #merman #he’s a lover not a fighter #monster men #he’s so cute #oc artwork #oc character #he’s a good guy #thicc daddy #thicc boy

[sabertoothwalrus]

I know Senshi is canonically furry and kui doesn't draw him hairy to save time, but I think it's funny that the only character that IS drawn with body hair is Chilchuck. of all people.

#the fact that tallman/dwarf chilchuck is hairy but dwarf laios isnt means chilchuck has hairy genes #laios probably does have stubble a lot of the time but it's just blonde #this man is really in the dungeon shaving every couple days. goddamn. what daddy issues does to a man #dungeon meshi

[quality-street-rat]

Bofur: Alright. So if y/n is our dad friend, what would happen if he marries one of us?

Y/n, across the camp but heard his name: WHAT???? What is it?

Bofur, yelling: Since you're the dad here, what happens if you marry one of us?

Y/n, wiggling his eyebrows: Well then you'd have to call me "daddy."

*confused silence*

Y/n: Hang on--do you not--do you guys even have that word here?

Kili: Yes but why is it applicable here???

Y/n, turning red: Oh god, nevermind, it's a bad joke from my world, don't think about it.

Bofur, grinning: Well if it turns you of all people that color, then we have to know!

Y/n: Oh fuck no, I do not have the emotional capacity to teach a pack of dwarves and a hobbit the cultural shift to the connotation of the word "daddy."

Kili, mildly insulted: Hey!

Thorin, interested now: You said it was a joke. Explain, this particular "pack of dwarves" loves jokes.

Y/n: You just love to see me uncomfortable, don't you Oakenshield?

Thorin: I have no idea what you're talking about.

Bilbo: I must admit I am curious.

Bofur: Yes y/n, tell us!

Y/n: NO!

#zip it matt #shitpost #lotr #the hobbit #incorrect x reader #the company of thorin oakenshield #thorin oakenshield #bilbo baggins #kili durin #bofur the dwarf #male y/n #male reader #male self insert #y/n doesn't have a daddy kink he's just in it for the meme

[ex-textura]

I'm supposed to be recovering right now BUT have you guys seen Varric lately???? dear god. You're gonna give me Varric with silver temples and facial hair and laugh lines an expect me not to put my own health at risk? Wild.

#dragon age #varric tethras #fanart #my art #LET ME ROMANCE VARRIC #GIVE ME MY DWARF DADDY #for crying out loud

[nerd6log]

Can we just talk about the Demons and Angels episode where the guys from the bad ship are supposed to be reflections of--

--are they saying this depraved sadistic lecher(?) is something that lies within the real Rimmer? As in Rimmer, who seems so naive to the who sex thing, might in actuality secretly be the most kinkiest fucker ever?

#i had such a crush on young chris barrie #obviously not in this costume really 🤣 #but now my brain is like ooh daddy 🤣🤣 #red dwarf #red dwarf series five #red dwarf v #red dwarf 5 #demons and angels #red dwarf demons and angels #rimmer #arnold rimmer #rimmer red dwarf #red dwarf rimmer #smeghead

[sad-rod3nt]

Season 5 of Red Dwarf has always been my favourite, and it’s only just occurred to me that it’s the season where Rimmer’s being shoved in our faces at every possible angle.

In the entirety of Red Dwarf’s run, half of the simp material can be found in season 5 alone, your honour. The writers literally said, ‘let’s make this gay homophobic bastard wear a gingham dress and army boots, give him fishnets and make him a sadist, have him oiled up wearing nothing but a loincloth then have him get laid but give the episode emotional weight because he sacrifices his career for someone he cares about— just for shits and gigs.’

(Not only that, but they brought back the iconic green uniform for the inquisitor and I think that’s for the simps only.)

#red dwarf #but daddy I love him #this era of Red Dwarf fans appreciate 90s chris barrie in a way that previous generations took for granted #seriously all the characters this season were so so hot #arnold rimmer #cringe post #demons and angels

[bigolbadblog]

i don't know much about d.ungeon m.eshi, but from what little i do know, i feel like people in our particular niche should be all over it, no? so like... where is the d.m. kink content

#especially interested in what fanwriters have to say about the little dwarf daddy #also this is a genuine question

[bugstuff4ever]

legolas would’ve loved beyoncé 😭💚

#legolas greenleaf #legolas is the cutest twink #he would listen to freedom and slaughter goblins n stuff #daddy lessons when he’s practicing archery #crazy in love while he STRUTS #Renaissance when he’s dancing in his room #Levis jeans when he makes out w his dwarf bf #legolas #pure/honey when he brushes his hair in the mirror

[consultingskeletondetective]

can we please talk about future squilliam rimmer because I feel like he doesn't get enough credit

#arnold rimmer #chris barrie #red dwarf #tell this man isn't a sugar daddy #that smirk DID things to me when I was a tender age

[captain3merald]

RED DWARF - mother mother ‘Verbatim’

Made a little red dwarf edit :3

#red dwarf #arnold rimmer #dave lister #red dwarf edit #edit #verbatim #daddy issues #low rimmer #rimster

[ragrfisk]

Therapist: Hot Dwalin isn’t real he can’t hurt you

Hot Dwalin:

#artists on tumblr #illustration #art #digital art #dwarf #dwarves #procreate #dwalin #thorin and company #the hobbit #tolkien #Tolkien week #daddy dwarf #dwarfposting #hot dwarves #dwarves who fuck #hobbit movies #hobbit memes #dwarf art #sexy belly #tig ol bitties #don’t be scared #he just wants a hug #beefy daddy

[continent-of-wild-endeavor]

My toxic D&D trait is insisting that dwarf society functions on either Tolkien or Pratchett rules, no matter that the rules say otherwise.

#d&d #dnd #we met a clean-shaven dwarf in waterdeep and my char was like #'ok so what's this pervert's deal' #when the dm meant it to be an innocuous description #look pterry & jrrt were just better at world-building ok? #dwarf women - assuming such gender roles exist - have beards #and 'halflings' are hobbits & therefore have large feet #and names like 'daddy twofoot'

[zerofinite]

oc | Patrekr

ONE CHONK

#dad body #chunky #bulky #big man #daddy #unironically used that wow #dwarf #norse #space #space daddy #bet #zerofiniteart #zerofiniteocs #patrekrbrokkson #zeroref

[blujayonthewing]

I didn't do this on purpose but thinking again how funny it is that Idri keeps forming strong friendships with father figures like she's a scrappy orphan with baggage from her dad leaving her at a vulnerable age, except that her dad is fine and she has a really strong relationship with him too

middle aged men will look at this goofball gnome and say 'is anyone gonna adopt that' and not wait for an answer

#as if it's MY fault Justin's character in this campaign is an amnesiac old dwarf whose heart remembers having a little daughter #alternatively Idri will make a fresh start for herself and look around and go 'okay where's an old man I can be lovingly annoying at' #daddy issue coded #like that joke about a beefy warrior who's always pensive and moody about missing his wife-- she's not dead or anything he just misses her #my OCs #idri

[l-alan-l]

Oh, your favourite race are dwarves?

Well, I diagnose you with daddy issues.

No, I will not elaborate furthermore.

#parallel universe Sigmund Freud would approve this post #middle earth #the hobbit #lotr #the lord of the rings #tolkien #dwarves #dwarf #daddy issues

[rachel-of-autumnbow]

Corbus and Magius are watching Eude (Corbus' student) in the distance.

Magius: what is she doing?

Corbus: she's trying to fly.

Magius: is it safe to do it by herself the very first time?

Corbus: not at all *calmly sips tea*

Eude: *gets on her brand new staff and slowly starts to levitate* *eventually falls to the ground*

Magius: auch

Corbus: lmao

#after laughing his ass off he actually goes and teach her how to fly #he's a really good teacher actually #just a bit harsh sometimes #oc #dwarf #original character #artists on tumblr #elf #older daddy #found family #magic staff #old man yaoi #original quote #ocs #original art #original post #original oc #original project #fantasy #fantasy writing #fantasy wip #writing #writers on tumblr #writeblr #writerscommunity