Don’t know what part of “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world” Elon Musk didn’t understand
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*Thorin messaging*
Thorin: Hey, so Dwalin changed my contacts and I don’t know who’s who, so like, who’s this?
?: What’s my contact?
Thorin: Gay Midget
?: Wtf I’m not that short :(
Thorin: Oh hey Bilbo
Thorin: How did I not realise sooner?
Bilbo: Wow that’s mean. I’ll kick Dwalin in the shin first before I kick you in the dick
Thorin: Woah calm down Gay Midget, what did my dick do to you? You didn’t seem to hate it last night ;)
Bilbo: -_-
Bilbo: You’re not amusing
Bilbo: I’m gonna go find Dwalin then I’m coming for you
Thorin: You usually do
Bilbo: 🖕
(I had an idea and half of it wrote itself so 🤷🏼)
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My dear LOTR and Hobbit fandom. My heart is still with you no matter how many years pass by❤️❤️❤️ September 2nd will be the 50th anniversary of Tolkien's death so I decided to do a mural in his memory in this year's Bulgarian mural festival in Staro Zhelezare🌺🦎
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LotR Meme of the Week: A Small Price to Pay... (#39)
Sourced from https://www.pinterest.com/pin/916904805373783774/ on Pinterest
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bagginshield may only be canon in the spanish dub but thorin still gets sent to superhell
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It’s common knowledge that Bilbo WILL stab a bitch
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I need those who call Frodo weak to reread the Hobbit because if you thought Frodo was weak, Bilbo was even worse. Half the dwarves wanted to kill him not even halfway through the journey.
Dori in the chapter Out of the Frying-Pan Into The Fire:
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꧁ 𝑳𝒐𝒓𝒅 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑹𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔 𝑴𝒆𝒎𝒆𝒔 & 𝑮𝑰𝑭𝑺 ꧂ ꧁ 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑯𝒐𝒃𝒃𝒊𝒕 𝑴𝒆𝒎𝒆𝒔 & 𝑮𝑰𝑭𝑺 ꧂
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