#parkner ideas

[guest-1-2-3]

so. never consumed any mcu content whatsoever. however i have recently stumbled upon peter parker/harley keener fanfics, went down a rabbit hole, and am now obsessed with their dynamic and i realized i have just fallen into the trap of another blond + southerner + sarcastic + calls-his-boyfriend-darlin’ + infinitely supportive + big fucking nerd x incredibly traumatized + sarcastic + italian + orphan + definitely-started-saving-the-world-too-young + big fucking nerd ship. i am nothing if not predictable

#their relationship is not all solangelo i just noticed the parallels lol #also thriving off of the found family dynamics that exist in peter/harley + the avengers fics #all i’m getting is that tony stark is a reluctant father figure 💀 however i barely know what’s canon don’t come at me #steve. clint. sam. bruce. bucky. natasha. wanda. vision. shuri. pepper. matt. etc #i have gained so much knowledge of the marvel cinematic universe! (i have intense spoilers of every characters traumatic backstory now) #hmm hydra. shield. friday. karen. midtown. acadec—mj ned betty cindy abe mr harrington fLasH #im just listing things i did not know that i now know. i find it very funny that i have no idea what’s ooc or canon tho #it’s like i’m reading an original story cause bro i do not know shit about spiderman #parkner #solangelo #also idk if peters actually italian but he definitely is in this fic and somewhere in the canon universe he might be implied to be? idk man #im going in blind #spiderman

[emmedoesntdomath]

warning: she’s back on her parkner bullshit

here’s the thing-

most americans will tell you they don’t have an accent. they’ll insist on it, in fact. but- realistically- even if someone doesn’t have an “accent”, they’ll have specific regional dialect traits and tendencies that they do that basically equate to having an accent. drawing out certain vowels, dropping your ‘r’, over-enunciating the ‘r’, using words that are straight up not used anywhere else in the country. etc etc.

so let’s make something clear here.

when I say that harley keener has a country accent, I don’t mean the overplayed accent that exists in hollywood (which, to their credit, DOES exist in the south, just not normally the part of tennessee that we typically shove rose hill in).

i mean that harley keener sounds like every boring american accent you see in modern television, EXCEPT for when he’s tired and his ‘t’s turn into ‘aht’ like he’s yawning mid-word. I mean that he sprinkles in a ‘darlin’ and ‘honey’ here and there, but ONLY when he feels like being a little shit or he’s too sleep deprived to have a filter. I mean that he moved to new york, noticed the way his vowels and ‘g’s seemed to slip and slide off of his tongue different from everyone else and decided that he was tired of being too much rose hill and too little harley and forced his mouth to sound like the streets around him.

and peter? peter will swear up and down he has no accent, and even if he did, it’s the right one, so shut up about it. it’s a mix of queens and jersey and the little bit of italian may imprinted on him, and it’s loud in the way that only big city accents are. you wouldn’t notice it in normal conversation, but then peter throws out a quip mid-fight, and yeah, there it is. him snapping at harley in the mornings with something that sounds like it came out of good will hunting, and going to class with a inflection like he’s from so-cal.

and they’ll both shove the accents down, on purpose and without knowing, like it’s a secret where their childhood is and how it isn’t home now. harley’s all country when he’s blaring george strait, but crisp and practiced when in a board meeting. peter’s loud and loving when he goes home to may, but quiet and slower when talking to the kid he finds lost on the street. it’s a practice, and a routine, and it’s both complimentary and grating on their ears.

just a thought.

#marvel #marvel 616 #marvel cinematic universe #mcu #peter parker #spiderman #spider man #peter 3 #bi peter parker #harley keener #peter x harley #harley x peter #parkner #parley #harley keener x peter parker #emme’s bad ideas

[babyloveparkner]

her weird, wonderful brother

a sequel to a primer for the small weird loves. part 2 in the limericks and love songs and letters series.

5 times that Emma Keener learns something new about her brother plus 1 time she realizes that he’s still the same Harley that she grew up knowing and loving.

he’s gay

he goes to college in new york

he has a boyfriend named peter

he reads and writes poetry

he worries a lot

and, of course:

when he loves, it’s with everything he has

ft. harley’s sister growing up and realizing that maybe him suddenly moving to a different part of the country despite only being fifteen probably matters more than their mom originally let on, an outside perspective of the growth harley has gone through via his time in new york and the love of his support system, and a peek into the future—including some moments from harley and peter’s wedding.

first chapter (which is what the moodboard is for) is now being written. i am currently planning to have it posted by the end of october.

#parkner #harley keener x peter parker #harley x peter #peter parker x harley keener #peter x harley #spiderlad #parley #keenker #peter/harley #harley/peter #peter parker/harley keener #harley keener/peter parker #limericks and love songs and letters #additional idea for another part in the primer verse; a different 5+1 from tony’s pov? #and also definitely want to write something from peter’s pov to like highlight how differently he thinks than harley and like #highlight his perspective of the entire first fic in little snapshots and moments and such

[bluewlnteroses]

totally obsessed with the idea of peter not realizing his spider sense is acting up not because he's in danger but because he's flustered around his crush

#i keep thinking about him being all jumpy and nervous and starts to avoid his crush because he doesn't understand what is going on #and the other person gets the wrong idea thinking peter is avoiding them because he realize his feelings so miscommunication !! #and eventually they confront one another and kiss !! the end #(i could have been an amazing fic writer lmaooooo) #yes this was about parkner #it still is

[thompsborn]

tbaf parkner vs wanting to say i love you but not letting themselves say it before they're eighteen bc of their promise to each other vs the relief of finally saying it: two 5+1 fics, one from each pov.

#how did i end up working on tbaf when i was planning to work on hb? #i have no idea #but i also have no complaints #part one of harley's pov (bc he turns 18 before peter) is done #working on part two #i cant remember if this was the one i had planned to post next or not? #and i have the list in my phone which is currently updating and taking ten fucking years to do so #so like.... harley's pov 5+1 might be the next fic in the series #but there also might be another fic before it #should i know this? yes #is it embarrassing that i've had most of the tbaf series planned for YEARS and i cant remember this one thing off the top of my head? kinda #do i care? not as much as i probably should #parkner #tbaf #pt 1 of harleys is their first fight as a couple btw #i never picked out the specifics of what the 5 parts will be #so im tryna pick what part 2 of it should be #anyways happy thursday evening o7

[styob4]

Tony enters the workshop.

Peter and Harley are sitting on the floor, laughing, their faces covered in blood.

Tony: what the fuck is going on?

And then he realizes that they are soulmates.

#idea for fanfic #marvel #avengers #peter parker #spider man #imagine your otp #iron man #tony stark #harley keener #parkner #when you meet your man your nose bleeds #keenker #parley

[sarah-sandwich-writes]

WIP Game

RULES: post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! and then tag as many people as you have WIPs.

Thanks for tagging me @jmrothwell!! It's been a hot minute since I've done any games 😅 and as I was putting together my list I realized how many things I have jotted down in my notebook and nowhere else. So oops guess I'll be doing some clean up and organizing soon!

In the order I found them:

Joshua Tree State Park (parkner)

Your Mom Freaked Out (parkner)

Baseball Smut ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (parkner)

another time, a different place (I have loved you before) (parkner)

Blue, like don't forget about me (original work)

Not Spider-Man 4: Bring it on Home (harley-centric)

Spider-Man 4: Bring it on Home (spideychelle)

Red, like my bleeding heart in your hand (original work)

Woolen Hollow (original work)

We Were Gods (we were kids) (parkner)

Robot Apocalypse Dream (original work)

Parasite (original work)

Hot air balloon town (original work)

The Chosen One's BFF (original work)

Violet, like these delights (original work)

Apocalypse Story Idea (original work)

Luke's book (Green, like ever?) (original work)

Teddy's book (Rosa, like our roots through the rock?) (original work)

Timeloop lovers (original work)

I have....been working solely on blue for a long time....which has left a lot of time for dreaming up new ideas but not much for working on them.

p-p-pblease send me asks? 🥺

Tagging: whoever sees this and wants to play (I literally have no idea who is open to tag games rn) but also @thegrindingwheel @arionawrites @keenerkey @the-gayest-tree-you-ever-did-see @dummieez if you want?

#kind of in awe of myself rn ngl #about this time last year i was convinced i'd never have more than like 2 original plot ideas ever #hahah #ask games #writeblr #parkner

[rightsforharleykeener]

someone give me a prompt and i'll write a little bit for it please i'm bored of my like,, 7 wips and i can't work on them anymore for a bit

also give me a number 1-7 and i'll give u a bit of one of my wips (please give me ideas / criticisms, etc.)

or i'll give u my headcanons. pls.

#harley keener #marvel #parkner #harley x peter #peter parker #parley #if this post flops i didn't say anything #i just want validation on my work #and more ideas

[webbingpotatoes]

Intro post, or whatever this is

Yeah, I've got no clue what I'm doing. Made this on an impulse, to ramble about my fics (especially as I've just had a major creative breakthrough).

Parkner, Parley, Spiderlad, whatever-you-call it shipper mainly, but I tend not to mind other age appropriate ships. I don't like it, I don't read it, no big deal.

Uhh, most of the stuff I write goes off the rails crazy from the get go. It's all incredibly AU, of the 'everyone has magic or they're a shapeshifter variety'. I'm just sharing my daydreams (and increasingly sleep dreams) with the internet. Or more specifically AO3 and Wattpad. Same difference.

I drew the header image myself (I'm kinda proud of it for a first drawing of any kind in years, ok?) And that's pretty much it, I think.

#harley x peter #parkner #parley #harley keener x peter parker #fanfic #blog intro #listen I know I've already put this twice now but I've got no idea what I'm doing here

[selene-borealis]

I’m kind of surprised with all of the Parkner in this fandom no one’s written a what if Harley was Spider-Man instead of Peter 🤔

#mcu #parkner #harley keener #peter parker #spider-man #i know this probably means i'll have to do it myself #but imma be real #i have no idea when that will be

[emmedoesntdomath]

harley, facedown on the table: I’m so stupid 

tony, laughing at him: yes, yes you are-

peter, from across the room: no 

harley:

tony:

harley, sitting up and clearing his throat: you know, I suddenly feel better. the world is such a beautiful place. I’m doing great, actually. 

#my favorite trope #technically smart characters #being fucking idiots around their people #of course it’s harley #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel 616 #marvel cinematic universe #marvel #mcu #marvel movies #harley keener #peter x harley #harley keener x peter parker #bi peter parker #peter 3 #peter parker #parkner #parley #emme’s bad ideas #emme’s incorrect quotes

[babyloveparkner]

since i’m remembering that this side blog exists, i have a question to ask. y’all know a primer for the small weird loves ?? angsty ass harley centric fic that i wrote in 2020? well i might write a second part to it. or maybe a few extra parts, because i have a few ideas.

i can’t edit the poll but alternatively just thought: make harley’s sister pov a 5+1 type of fic that also includes her attending a primer!verse parkner wedding?

#parkner #harley keener x peter parker #harley x peter #peter parker x harley keener #peter x harley #parley #spiderlad

[clo-thespin]

thinking about writing a parkner fic..

first idea that came to mind was peter coming into tony's lab in his suit and harley's there (and the two teens don't know about each other) and harley gets spooked and shoots peter with the potato gun.

lmao

#harley keener #peter parker #fanfic ideas

[thompsborn]

post nwh road trip for all the wrong reasons fic

#a vague idea that popped in my head while thinking about homeward bound #idk if it is something i will actually write but i have jotted it down in my notebook to come back later #and by later i mean after i post homeward bound chapter 17 #them not knowing each other but the other feeling familiar somehow is my bread and butter ok #peter was too traumatized during tonys funeral to remember seeing harley there #and maybe harley saw peter but even if he did the spell wiped away the memory #the familiarity is consistent and confusing #also fics where peter gives up #fics where he says fuck it and leaves #fics that explore him having to come around to the idea of being spidey again #fics where his anger and his bitterness and his grief gets the best of him #parkner

[fieldsofview]

20 Questions (for fanfic writers)

I got tagged by the absolutely lovely @sarah-sandwich Thank you!!

1. how many works do you have on ao3?

17 :)

2. what's your total ao3 word count?

157,867 (2/3 of that is SMH hahaha)

3. what fandoms do you write for?

atm all my WIPs and upcoming fic ideas are Spidey related, but I used to write a lot for MLB and OL:BA (and A:TLA back on ffn in hs but we don't talk about the dark ages hahaha)

4. top five fics by kudos:

Under The Moonlight - OL:BA smutty oneshot of what should have happened after the charity ball scene 😳

Crushtomer - MLB coffee shop AU one-shot with Barista!Adrien and Overworked Uni Student!Marinette (heavily inspired by my barista days in College, when I was writing this) ☕

King Agreste - a MLB AU oneshot inspired by the Grimm fairy tale Allerleirauh "all-kinds-of-fur" 🏰

You Said You Loved Me - an MLB kwami swap identity reveal wip i never finished and probably never will sorry 😬

Spider-Man: Homesickness - My take on what the MCU Spidey's life could be like 5 years post: No Way Home and his journey into letting people back into his life and not being so alone (My CURRENT BABY and WIP that I'm ALMOST DONE WITH - it's so fucking long alskdhasasjdkhksdjhfkfh my hope is that it ends up in the no. 1 spot someday when it's complete) 🕸️

5. do you respond to comments?

So I didn't always, but nowadays I try really hard to respond to every comment thread at least, even if I don't always have the last comment on the thread. I really REALLY appreciate each and every comment and I actually often re-read them when I'm feeling insecure in my writing (is that cringe? maybe lol but it's true)

6. what is the fic your wrote with the angstiest ending?

Definitely The Beauty of Green. 268-word OL: BA drabble that smacks you out of nowhere in the last two sentences. I never write things that short anymore but it just worked

7. what's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

A lot of my one-shots back when I was writing for MLB like 5 years ago have happy endings. I prefer more *complicated* endings now, but a genuinely happy ending can be nice too. May I present Drops in a Pond for consideration though? Not traditionally fluffy or sweet, but I like to think it's a soft and hopeful kind of ending.

8. do you get hate on fics?

I haven't yet. I think I'm too small of a creator to get hate lol

9. do you write smut?

I've posted one smut fic before, Under the Moonlight, listed above. It's my top-rated fic so I guess I know a little of what I'm doing. OH and my side-wip I'm working on when SMH is too angsty for me is all fluff and kinky Parkner smut and I'm so excited to post that someday when SMH is fully out and done.

10. craziest crossover:

I haven't written any crossovers, unless you count pulling from marvel canon across different adaptations to make SMH (it's got Gwen and Harry and Miles even though they're not in the MCU 19999 as of now). But I used to write a lot of aus

11. have you ever had a fic stolen?

I don't think so

12. have you ever had a fic translated?

No, but I would be so honored if someone did! I once had a full conversation in the comments with someone in another language by using Google Translate and that was fun!

13. have you ever co-written a fic before?

I think my writing process would be a little too unconventional to co-write with someone unless we were trading chapters and perspectives. I go back and edit my drafts a lot as I move forward and I would be too tempted to edit their writing too, which feels mean...

14. all time favorite ship?

I LITERALLY CAN NOT PICK DO NOT DO THIS TO ME!!!!! I will be a multi-shipper until the day I die, in basically every fandom.

15. what's a wip you want to finish but doubt you ever will?

I have an idea for a series of long fics making an MCU HS AU inspired by Degrassi, but I think it would be just too many hours and too many words that I won't ever commit to. I love a good HS AU every now and again, but I feel like a lot of people (across fandoms with hs aus tbh) write the characters as if they already have a lot of the canon quirks the characters have as adults. I would want to write them truly as their HS selves, acting like real teenagers and all the dumb shit teens do, as the reader follows along on the journey of their growing up.

16. what are your writing strengths?

I think I really like detail and trying to portray a level of reality with the characters, even in more fantastical settings. I want the character's choices and motivations to be both complex and clear to the reader, even when they're making choices that the reader disagrees with. I also think this is a skill that is more and more prevalent in my recent writing, so my earlier MLB stuff doesn't have as much of it. My OLBA stuff and now my Spidey stuff though? Yeah.

17. what are your writing weaknesses?

Staying motivated to finish WIPS. (This is something I've improved a lot on though and at this point, barring some kind of life-or-death calamity in my life, I will absolutely be finishing SMH. I'm literally 120k of a predicted 150k words deep and going strong sooo).

OH ALSO comedy! I'm so bad at writing funny characters and making them actually say things that are both funny and make sense. Sucks when writing Spidey cause he can be such a little shit with his sarcastic comments and each dialogue point takes me 3-5 business weeks to come up with.

18. thoughts on dialogue in another language?

I do it very rarely and only when it feels 100% necessary. I had a small bit in Spanish in ch 6 of SMH because Jeff and Rio were literally talking about Peter right in front of him and he could hear the words they were saying, even if he didn't understand them. But it was very brief.

I did it because the POV character literally didn't understand it, so it made sense to have it written out. In fics where the POV character understands what's being said, I prefer it all be written in the fic's primary language, for reader ease.

19. first fandom you wrote in?

A:TLA, like I said. That was back in the dark ages of my Junior Year of HS on my old ffn account that will never see the light of day again hahaha

20. favorite fic you've written?

Every current WIP has always been my favorite because that is what I'm thinking about. So SMH is definitely my current fave. It's my baby and I've put literally hundreds of hours into it (I keep a spreadsheet lol, it's nearly 150 hours of sheer writing, not including the early days of brainstorming and outlining.)

HOWEVER, back in the day, I was really proud of writing Answer Me and it's literally my lowest-rated fic, but I was such a fan of the genre and the Night Circus inspiration. Plus, I love Alya as a character and it was really fun to write from her perspective.

OH, and I'm still proud of Under the Moonlight because it taught me that my acespec ass can write smut and is also good at it, lol. I just have to write smut that's rooted in ~*~feelings~*~ and also has an element of humanism and imperfection. Which is the type of vibe I'm putting into my side-wip rn.

Thanks for tagging me, Sarah!

no pressure tagging: @seek--rest, @abcd-em, @missamyshay, @pbpsbff

#fic writing #fic writer ask #ao3 #foviewpoint #This was so fun! #some of these works are literally so old I'm a whole different person now #writer ask #Spider-Man: homesickness

[sarah-sandwich-writes]

I cannot for the life of me find the original post where I talked about it but I went to the ren faire today and am having big feelings about this plot bunny that's been in my notes for over a year

Peter works a kid craft station in the area FEAST is running. May comes and goes as she manages everything in their section. Peter is always covered in glue, glitter, and sequins and wears a flower crown bc they're in the fairy forest

Harley roleplays as a woodcrafter who wanders around giving directions and stuff. He whittles all day so he smells like sawdust and has little cuts and scrapes on his calloused hands. He gives away the little wooden trinkets he whittles, but the last one of the day always ends up in the fae prince's hands, usually given to him by a wide-eyed kid who was promised an extra special fairy craft if they delivered it.

#parkner #harley keener #peter parker #plot bunny #story ideas #let's see if this vanishes into the abyss too