#pecker

[texaschainsawmascara]

David Lynch “who gives a fuckin’ shit how long a scene is?” vs John Waters “if the movie’s too long, cut it” fight to the death

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[official-penis-posts]

Official Political Penis Post

#official penis post #penish #us politics #Trump #pecker

[purity-culture]

A very young John Waters

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[bitchqueenohera]

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[disease]

PECKER [1998, JOHN WATERS]

#GIF EDIT #gif #film #pecker #john waters #edward furlong #90s #rats #queer #dreamlanders #u

[livisnotlit]

when you look at me like that, my darling, what did you expect?

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[nataliawoods]

#pecker #pecker 1998 #john waters #90sedit #90s film #edward furlong #christina ricci #martha plimpton #1990s #filmedit #flash warning

[ratchet-jak-sly-incorrect-quotes]

Jak: Who are you?

Damas: I'm Damas. I'm looking for my son.

(Daxter and Pecker gasp)

Jak: You lost your son?

Damas:Yes. Many years ago.

Jak: I lost my father.

Damas: I'm very sorry.

Jak: Thank you.

Daxter: …

Pecker: …

Damas: Well... good luck to you.

Jak: You too. I hope you find your son.

Damas: And I hope you find your father.

(Daxter face palms)

#jak and daxter #jak #daxter #king damas #pecker #incorrect quotes #quote source: Kung Fu Panda 3 #source: Kung Fu Panda 3

[sickofedward]

#pecker

[incorrectjakanddaxter]

Pecker, holding a box: you promise you didn't get me bees again?

Daxter, from a distance: just open it.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect j&d quotes #incorrect jak and daxter quotes #incorrect jnd quotes #jak and daxter #daxter #pecker

[lovr-of-man]

#male art #gay art #gay artwork #artists on tumblr #my art #new artist #my artwork #gay penis #pecker

[doctorbleed]

My constant companion and best little man, Pecker (named by mom after the 1998 John Waters film Pecker, she didn't get the offensive implications lol) nicknamed "Pepper."

The rest of the post is gonna be a downer. If you aren't in the mood for that, just enjoy the absolutely adorable dog pictures and keep scrolling.

Today, my dog passed away in his home very suddenly, in his sleep. He had been fighting a long battle with heart disease and due to his age and genetic factors the condition spread too quickly and too strongly to be effectively treated. My father took care of him for his final days, as our boy was constantly loved, hugged, protected and nurtured by family who loved him.

He was a happy, playful boy. Full of life and always moving around, even near the end he was getting up and walking a few times, lifting his head up and occasionally wagging his tail. He lived to the ripe old age of 15.

Some fast facts about him:

Pecker:

Got the name "Tick-Tick" because of the sound his nails would make everywhere he'd walk

Also got the nickname "Kramer" because he liked to kick open my door

We liked to call him "Pepper" in front of company, and "Peckerwood" which we later found out isn't actually another word for "woodpecker" but something more offensive. Oof! But he made it funny. We liked to call him "Peck-Peck-Peckerwood!" when he trotted into a room.

He never hurt a living creature in his life or caused anyone pain. Except some guy named Anthony, the only person he ever bit lol. Crazy lil guy.

One time I went walking him a little girl saw him and petted him. Then, a bunch of kids came running from around the corner to love up on him and pet him because they were so excited.

Walking him, a couple times a little kid would pet him and say hi to him. One time while strutting around and drinking something, he proclaimed "I know that dog!"

One time I put a lolipop in front of his face expecting him to lick it, and he bit it instead.

As a puppy, he liked to "accidentally" knock over pop cans and drink the spillage.

He was the first pup to be picked out of the litter, and the runt.

He loved snow, probably because of his big fur coat.

Despite being a tiny little mop, he had a furious bark. One time two cops came to our door and the dog barked so loud they walked off the porch. Later they asked my dad "what kind of monster dog do you have in there?" and he poked his little head out, and they were SO annoyed and embarrassed.

Was about 3 feet long and roughly 2 feet tall.

One time when he was a puppy I watched him whimper in fear about a jump he was about to make: jumping off a couch onto big fluffy pillow. We called it a "crash pad."

When he first came home my sister was a sobbing mess after getting dumped. He came up to her her and licked her nose and she stopped crying instantly.

One time I stayed over a friend's house and came home in the middle of the night, I petted him, and he turned and nodded at me like it was nothing. Then he, in a half-awake state, realized what was going on and rocked himself excitedly awake to greet me.

RIP Pecker. You had a funny name but you were the best dog I could ever ask for. You will be missed <3.

"For though I be absent in the flesh, yet am I with you in the spirit, joying and beholding your order, and the stedfastness of your faith in Christ." - Colossians 2:5

#CW animal death #CW Animals #Pecker #My Dog #Dog #Dogs #Pet posts #Grieving #CW Grief #cw death #John Waters #John Waters' Pecker

[kaiju-wolfdragon]

The bird trio on the wire

#my oc art #the bird trio #wolfdragon #blacky #pecker

[bitchqueenohera]

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[disease]

PECKER [1998, JOHN WATERS]

#GIF EDIT #gif #film #pecker #john waters #90s #edward furlong #dreamlanders #u

[davidaugust]

The first witness called in Donald Trump’s first criminal trial was David Pecker. This is reminiscent of the first witness called in Al Capone’s first criminal trial: Frank Dickjoke.

#donald trump #trump #court #trump indictment #indictment #legal #funny #david pecker #pecker #comedy #joke #meme #memes #funny meme