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incorrectfatm · 2 months
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Imagine your OTP
Context: Person A has a ridiculously deep voice when she wakes up.
Person B just woke up in the middle of the night to a creepy voice singing lullabies from their baby's room.
They pick up a pan from the kitchen and move towards the room slowly and burst in.
Person B: AHHHHHHH
Person A: AHHHHH
Baby: ahhhhhh
Turns out the baby woke up in the middle of the night and person A was only putting them back to sleep.
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write-stuff · 2 months
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Person A: What are you still grumbling for? I avoided a parking ticket, didn't I? Can't you ever just enjoy the little things?
Person B: You set the car on fire!
Person A: Nothing I do is ever enough for you, is it?
Person B : We were inside it at the time!!
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mistresspotterhead · 2 years
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person a, twenty nine: if we aren’t married by the time we’re thirty we should marry each other.
person b, twenty nine and a half: totally.
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lizardisnot-here1 · 2 years
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Person A: FUCK!
Person C: Language.
Person B: *starts swearing every swear word in history*
Person C: I hate all of you. THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE!!
Person B: Where?
Person C: *Points at Person D* Right there!
Person D: FUCK YOU TOO!
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lostandnouned · 1 year
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Person A: “You know those moments that happen, little or large, where you don’t exactly come out the same person you were before? And there’s an inherent feeling underneath your ribs that you’ll never go back to that identity?”
Person B: “Sure thing.”
Person A: “I had one of those recently.”
Person B: “And what have you gathered from all that? You make it sound so profound when I come out of the bathroom like that after a nice episode of ignoring my lactose intolerance.”
Person A: “I don’t know, man.”
Person B: “That’s okay. . . sorry.”
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b0baduhhoeba4 · 2 years
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Person A having small hands that are always cold.
Person B having big hands that are always warm.
Whenever the hold hands person Bs hand wrap around person As hand like a blanket to warm them up, and it creates the perfect handholding temperature
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Person A is a leader of sorts. Person B is Person A’s bodyguard. PA doesn’t really need a personal bodyguard as they are much stronger than PB and his personal guards but is in love with PB that is the only reason they let them take the position to keep them close by. PB is strong as well and takes their job seriously. Despite knowing PA doesn’t need them, they still want to do it because of how much they love them. PA rarely gets angry unless it negatively affects PB. When PB was the target of an attack once, PA did not let the attacker escape. There was much torturing and interrogation and once PA got what they wanted, they killed them right away. PA had a dangerous love for PB.
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soranatus · 11 months
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ohara-n-brown · 4 months
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As a late diagnosed autist I will say one of the most damaging but transformative experiences I've ever had was being misdiagnosed with BPD.
Everyday my heart goes out to people with BPD.
The amount of stigma and silencing they face is astonishing and sickening.
I took DBT for years. Therapists use to turn me away because of my diagnosis.
I would be having full blown autistic meltdowns, crying for help literally - but because I was labeled as BPD ANY time I cried I was treated as manipulative and unstable.
As if the only reason I could be crying was if I was out to trick someone.
95% of the books out there with Borderline in the title are named shit like 'How to get away from a person with Borderline', 'How to stop walking on eggshells (with a person who has BPD)'
I was never allowed to feel true pain or panic or need.
That was 'attention seeking behavior', not me asking for help when a disability was literally inhibiting my ability to process emotions.
There were dozens of times where I had a full meltdown and was either threatened with institutionalization or told I was doing it for attention.
My failing relationships weren't due to a communication issue, or the inability to read social cues. No, because I was labeled borderline, my unstable relationships were my fault. Me beggong nuerotypicals to just be honest and blunt with what they meant was me pestering them for validation.
Borderline patients can't win.
And the funny thing is - I asked my therapist about autism. I told her I thought I was on the spectrum.
BPD is WILDLY misdiagnosed with those with autism and I had many clear signs.
Instead - she told me 'If you were autistic we wouldn't be able to have this conversation'. She made me go through a list of autistic traits made clearly for children, citing how I didn't fit each one.
And then she told me that me identifying with the autism community was the BPD making me search for identity to be accepted - and that I wasn't autistic, just desperate to fit in somewhere.
I didn't get diagnosed for another ten years. For ten years I avoided the autism community - feeling as if I were just a broken person who wanted to steal from people who 'really needed it'.
Because of my providers - I began to doubt my identity MORE, not less.
Ten years of thinking I was borderline and being emotionally neglected and demonized by a system meant to help me.
To this day, I still don't trust neurotypicals. Not fully.
I know I'm not borderline now - but my heart aches for them. Not for the usual stuff. But for the stigma. And the asshole doctors. And the dismissiveness and threatening and the idea of institutionalization hanging over their head.
I love Borderline people. I always will. I'm not Borderline but if you are I love you and I'm sorry.
You're not a bad person. You're not a therapists worst nightmare, you are a human with valid feelings and fears.
Borderline people I'm sorry.
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worms-in-my-brain · 5 months
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People with psychotic disorders are neurodivergent too.
People with personality disorders are neurodivergent too.
People with substance abuse disorders are neurodivergent too.
People with tic disorders are neurodivergent too.
People with bipolar disorder are neurodivergent too.
People with dissociative disorders are neurodivergent too.
Neurodivergence isn’t just ADHD, autism, anxiety, and depression. (Plus those last two also get left out sometimes!) Neurodivergence is anything that affects your brain.
“Neurodivergent people hate loud noises” is actually just as valid as a statement as “neurodivergent people have delusions,” “neurodivergent people have tics,” or even “neurodivergent people have low empathy.”
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incorrectfatm · 6 months
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isa: are you alright?
flo: short answer or long answer?
isa: short?
flo: no
isa: long?
flo: noooooo
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At the grocery counter
C: Would you like a bag?
A: Hey, we bring any bags?
B: The only bags I brought are my eyebags, they're full anyways, carrying my existential will.
A: Yeah, we'll need a bag
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while we wait.
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may i offer you all a pubby?? lil bby barns?
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i feel like someone dead pretending to be alive
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fourteenfifteen · 1 year
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i love you sober friendly spaces i love you restaurants w mocktails on the menu i love you social events not hosted at bars i love you bringing non-alcoholic drinks to parties i love you shamelessly being sober so people know it’s accepted i love you not making fun of ppl who don’t drink i love you still inviting people who don’t drink to social events where ppl are drinking if u know they’re comfortable w it i love you normalizing not drinking
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