#peter likes having him there

[quillkiller]

mind plagued with reg/peter for some reason

#i just think they’re neat #effortlessly cool looking peter who’s honestly just a nervous wreck around pretty people #reg being pretty people #peters unbelievably bitchy boyfriend #peter is a quiet person. likes his solitude and keeps to his interests #interests: being outdoors books cooking gaming collecting film posters #reg is his chatty annoying boyfriend who wont ever shut up #peter has been bewitched body and soul by reg talking for 1h non stop on their first date because peter asked something like: #’what do you do’ and now reg is on an entire rant about it #peter is very charmed #reg has been bewitched body and soul by peters autistic swag and lowkey demeaor #he likes being invited to peters solitude #peter likes having him there #he likes breaking out of his habit and independence and inviting reg into his routine #they do picnic dates #and they go shopping #reg is rude to everyone but peter <3 #peter adores him and how unhinged he is #slutty twink reg and his effortlessly hot fat hipster boyfriend idk what to tell you #peter is also a stoner btw

[polararts]

OOops wooops woops oopksdfj Get em here

#across the spiderverse #spider punk #pavitr prabhakar #miles morales #hobie brown #peter b parker #gwen stacy #art #fanart #spiderman #charms? #charms?? #it's a preorder bc I don't have the money to keep up with these ideas #no miguel bc I don't like him lmao #Gwens band only #Also really like the spot but have no interest drawing him? maybe later

[poirott]

Columbo + his basset hound named "Dog"

He doesn't look like a police dog. Well, he isn't. He's a policeman's dog. Believe me, there's a big difference.

COLUMBO (1968 - 2003)

#columbo #peter falk #tvedit #tvseriessource #cinematv #cinemapix #chewieblog #columboedit #*edit #columbo 3x06: mind over mayhem #columbo 5x01: forgotten lady #columbo 7x01: try and catch me #columbo 7x04: how to dial a murder #columbo 8x02: murder smoke and shadows #columbo 9x01: murder a self portrait #they're so sweet and soft together #lieutenant columbo adores his dog #he talks to him as if doggo were a person #just casually like they're having a conversation

[nocek]

Is it a stupid idea? Yes. Did I have to go overboard and animate it? No.

But I had to and I'm not sorry ;P

#peter b parker #spiderman #mayday parker #miguel o'hara #spiderman 2099 #miles morales #spiderverse #across the spiderverse #atsv #tbh i notice that i have this group of fave characters that really fall under category of #i need to wrap them in nice fuzzy blanket and give them a hot cocoa #and miguel kinda pings my blanket and cocoa senses #but more like in an impending doom sense? #like he is going to get his ass kicked so much in the next movie #beyond is so going to be like you like this broken man? #hold my beer we can break him some more #i can just feel it in my bones #because for right now he pings my need to spray him with a water like a naughty cat he is an then hold him in air jail till he calms down #which objectively is a bad idea #unless you are this sunshine idiot spiderman that i love #and here is long story long why this comic happened :B

[artchixs]

make him over monday! (it’s tuesday)

#my art #nerdy prudes must die #starkid npmd #starkid nerdy prudes must die #npmd #starkid #stephanie lauter #peter spankoffski #lautski #aka what would have happened if Stephanie gave him a new look instead of his sweater #yes he is wearing her clothes in this pic #hence the pants being a bit too short #also yes he looks too much like Ethan here lmao #I had to fight tooth and nail not to give him Ethan’s dangly little earring #also also pete is transgender #which way? yeah. #trans girl Pete real. trans boy Pete real. #musicals #hatchetfield

[octibee]

violence made me gentle at last

#me: hoffstrahm phantom au that takes place in sawville or wherever the fuck and its like hoffman as erik and strahm as christine but not re #the black mold in my apartment: #coffinshipping #saw #mark hoffman #peter strahm #hoffstrahm #this looks so saturated here omfg #serious about doin that phatom au though like… #itd have to be like a modern interpretation like phantom of the paradise inthink #polachek lyric cuz … violence did rlly make him gentle at last (who ? who do you think.) (im asking you) #irls look away plz

[st4rlex]

i like to think that nobody in noir's universe knows what he looks like either because his hat shadows out his face

#i have no idea what the toy they got is supposed to be btw #i just looked up spiderman mcdonalds toys and saw that they had “girl” versions when they released tasm toys #and thought “yeah noir would like that” #so i gave him that #peni parker #SP//dr #spider-man noir #spiderman noir #spider noir #peter benjamin parker #webnoir *applause* #spiderverse #fanart #artists on tumblr #nightmech #lex art #shitpost #headcanon

[otrtbs]

one thing about me is that i'm gonna make remus and james besties every time.

"oh that's literally sirius' job" you say?? WRONG.

to me, sirius and james can meet at any age. any time. any place. and they'll click instantly because that's who they are. they're cut from the same cloth. they can read each other's minds. they're linking pinkies down the hallway. their souls are made of the same stuff.

but remus and james??? REMUS. AND. JAMES???

they're besties. they are best friends. they aren't cut from the same cloth. it's harder for them to figure each other out but james looks for remus first in a crowded room because he can already feel sirius' presence. it's james' constant "are you okay? do you need anything? i'm here for you" that he doesn't have to do with sirius because sirius just knows. it's remus giving james the steady constant in his life that james gives so many others.

[LOOK AWAY IF YOU HATE JFP AS THE SUN METAPHORS NOW]

james and remus are the sun and the moon people! the sun and the moon!!!! like, the sun is also a star. you get me? this is why james and remus bestieship is so special to me. this is the relationship. this is the way.

#have i convinced you yet???? #anyway this is also 2 me... and in my head... something that peter picks up in canon that goes kinda undetected by everyone else #why he feels like a bit of an outsider in his own friend group even though everyone is just as nice and kind and pleasant to him as ever #it's just....there's something..not quite....right #ESP after wolfstar happens. then peter's like....... im evil now #<- i am kidding about this part #to be clear

[samthechaotic]

I leave the batfandom for A WEEK then come back and find out that not only jason todd is dead AGAIN but *checks notes* he died an EMBARRASSING death??? and *checks notes* HE'S ALIVE???

#JasonTodd #Jason todd #this feels like watching riverdale. I'm having a PTSD rn #this guy's dad lore will go INSANE #Dc is the netflix of comics atp #jason todd should make a commetary yt channel atp #“breaking my silence: Bruce wayne is A SLUT” #he didn't even reach to his 30s and he died TWICE? #he lived the life of a greek mythological person atp #Jason Todd would undeniably understand William afton. #he just gets him #if you're a JASON you're destined to die at least once in a decade #he's the only white who has the rightful permission to say “when i was your age” #batboys #batbros #batfam shenanigans #batman #dc red hood #jason todd #red hood #batdad #jason peter todd #under the red hood #batman 148

[uncharted-constellations]

Batman "I don't like working with others, I don't trust them, and I won't sacrifice Gotham to help out unless it's absolutely dire."

*Has an extensive network of vigilantes in Gotham and elsewhere, is on 85 different Justice League Rosters, would die for half of them*

Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man *fighting every hero he ever meets*

"Weird that no-one likes me, don't know what their fucking problem is, I should fight them"

#batman #spider-man #i always think its so fucking funny when every justice league adaption goes 'he isnt a team player' like #he's been in so many different variations of the justice league its not even funny #autumn could start late and this man would have a team assembled #meanwhile mr friendly neighborhood over here has probably engaged in fisticuffs with every marvel character in existence #because they rightfully looked at him funny #one of my favorite panels in his avengers run is him throwing wolverine out of an UnBreakable window because he called mj dimwitted #also that superman/spider-man crossover where peter broke his hands trying to punch him into submission #i was gonna say this man would punch his own reflection if it looked at him funny but considering the clone saga exists #he basically has

[queenlucythevaliant]

clean your sword

i. Peter had thought many times about dying for his brother, killing for his sisters, as all oldest children do.

ii. He'd imagined it a hundred times: how if his mother and father were ever killed, he'd get some low-skill job and make sure Lucy's clothes still fit her as she grew. How he'd make fists and fight dirty if Susan was ever threatened. What he'd do if Edmund ever had to flee the country on a dark, windswept night.

iii. Yet when he heard Susan's horn that day, he still froze. Only for an instant, he thought, "this can't be my job, right?"

iv. The blood on his sword shone red when it was all over. When he wiped it on the grass, the stain it left was almost black.

v. They'd put Susan in his arms when he was two years old. Peter didn't remember it, but he knew he'd been waiting for her till then. He wasn't a real person until he was a brother.

vi. And when they walked back to the pavilion, Rhindon bumping Peter's hip, all he could say to his sisters was, "I'm sorry I didn't come faster."

vii. The High King was almost obsessive in the way he cared for Rhindon. When he grew older and required weapons larger than those made for a child, he obsessed over them too.

viii. He told the others, in no uncertain terms, that if it ever came to it in battle, they were to leave him and live. As their brother and high king, he commanded it.

ix. The first time Edmund risked himself for Peter's sake, Peter didn't speak to him for a week.

x. He was oiling his sword when Edmund found him. "See, the thing is, Peter, being brothers goes both ways. If you can love me enough to die for me, than I get to love you just the same."

xi. Peter agreed with him then, to avoid the argument. He was sick of not talking to his brother. Yet privately, he knew that Edmund was wrong. That sacrifice was Peter's special prerogative, as the first-born.

xii. Back in England, his mother noticed that Peter had become more fastidious. She didn't notice that his protective streak has grown - and maybe it hadn't, really.

xiii. It was uncanny, how Peter would always show up just when his siblings needed him. He'd round a corner, and there was Lucy stamping her feet and scowling at a bully. There was Susan, crying, and now his knuckles were bloody.

xiv. He cleaned the blood off in the sink so carefully. The water ran red for a second, and it almost seemed black.

xv. When Caspian asked for the High King's advice, looking so very young, Peter jerked his chin towards the sword a Caspian's hip. "Be ready to use that," he said. "Keep it clean, and close."

xvi. Susan forgot Narnia and she forgot Aslan. Yet selfishly, Peter still hoped that she would never forget how quickly he came when she called.

#Peter's whole personality is Big Brother and everything else stems from that. this is why i love him #like. the age gap between my sister and me is not large but i can't think of a time in my childhood when I didn't have contingency plans #for what I'd do if i needed to protect her. or like if we got kidnapped and i needed to fix it. or if mom and dad died what i would do #even when we weren't getting along. i am convinced it's a primal Oldest Sibling instinct #whether these plans were even marginally executable is. another thing #high king over all the rest #narnia #pontifications and creations #leah stories #no one will ever walk the earth so close to you

[judasisgayriot]

Pole Out Boy and their missed calling in life (x) (Pete: (The new record's) definitely a lot sexier than the last one. Patrick: There's a lot more slinky outfits, and, you know, garter belts.)

#fob #fall out boy #pete wentz #patrick stump #fobedit #anni edits #no but like why is Pete SO good at this. has he been taking classes. genuinely think he missed his calling #the pole may not be for Patrick but he's doing his best #also. i really regret to tell you this. but after patrick jokes about the slinky outfits n garter belts. #its a little hard to make out but i'm p sure pete says 'the front of (the record)'s gonna have him wearing a diaper'. #uh. WHY was that the first thing that came to mind for you. what is wrong with you. NEVER speak to me again peter.

[tending-the-hearth]

thinking about how canonically the pevensie siblings are 13, 12, 10, and 8 in "the lion, the witch, and the wardrobe"

thinking about how lucy needed a stool to be able to get up onto her throne, how peter's sword is a little too large for him, how susan's bow is a little too difficult for her to pull back, how edmund's shield nearly covers his entire body.

thinking about the pevensie siblings and their first few months in narnia, getting to know their new people, and half the narnians sitting there horrified because WHAT have these literal babies been through to give them such traumatized, old eyes, and the other half of the narnians are preparing to adopt them, no it doesn't matter that they're the rules, they're children who are being put in charge of too many things, and if peter looks at the old man council long enough he's going to cry, so someone needs to give him paternal support while aslan is off doing Lion Jesus Stuff™️ and whoops oreius is being nice and encouraging and now he's adopted his kings and queens they're his kids now he doesn't make the rules.

just the narnians and the pevensies being thrown into it together, and just as the pevensies will do anything to protect their new kingdom, the narnians will do anything to protect their rules, because let's be honest, these children have no sense of self-preservation, and are far too overprotective of each other and their people to take into account their own safety, so a lot of battles it's just one of the pevensie siblings running headfirst into danger with oreius running after them because his kids are feral and don't know proper royalty manners and won't threatening old kings from different countries because they're being assholes and the last time one of them tried undermining the queens susan called him a self-righteous asshole and lucy tried to stab him SOMEONE help him corral his children please

#this started off angsty but now i'm giggling #oreius didn't want to adopt the rulers they kind of just... attached to him #and who is he to oppose his kings and queens when lucy gives him her puppy eyes and edmund looks so sad #and peter just needs fatherly advice and susan looks like she could use a good dad hug #he's their adoptive father they make the rules #oreius is trying his best but his four kids are going through puberty and have bonded with every narnian #and it's not like he's opposing lucy's desire to stab rulers who act like they're better than them #but he can't legally encourage regicide #oreius and tumnus trying to corral the pevensies #meanwhile peter's challenging every ruler who tries to make comments about his sisters to a fistfight #edmund's conning the rulers who peter isn't fighting into handing over their kingdom's #susan's verbally destroying half their enemies #and lucy's running around making pacts with nature spirits to haunt the other half of their enemies #i love that canonically lucy is the most feral of the pevensie kids #chronicles of narnia #the lion the witch and the wardrobe #peter pevensie #lucy pevensie #susan pevensie #edmund pevensie #oreius

[idk-bruh-20]

Irondad fic ideas #148

You know those homework assignments where you have to interview someone in your family and then write an essay about their responses? Fic where Peter's class is told to interview their dad / a father figure in their life. 

Peter decides to interview Tony. But, he doesn't want his class to accuse him of lying, and he definitely doesn't want Tony to know what the assignment is about. 

So for Tony, Peter makes it seem like the assignment is just to interview anyone. Then, he carefully chooses questions to ask that are domestic and personal enough to avoid any mention of superheroes, celebrities, or so on. The few details that do slip through he just leaves out of his final essay.

For the class problem, Peter solves it by referring to Tony in the essay exclusively as "dad"

Unfortunately for Peter, the teacher then announces a part 2 to the assignment. Right after collecting the essays, the teacher says they will now need to bring the people they interviewed to school for their presentations

Peter has pretty much decided to not even mention it to Tony and just say his dad is busy. But then Flash has to open his big mouth. 

He accuses Peter of just making his assignment up, loudly reminding the class that he's an orphan. Peter clarifies that this father figure thing is a new development, but now the teacher looks suspicious

Peter is going to have to ask Tony to come to his school. And he's going to have to explain why the class will be full of kids and their fathers

#irondad fic ideas #irondad and spiderson #imagine the assignment is because the class is reading a book with like toxic masculinity themes #so they have to interview the adult men in their lives about it #tony: yeah my own father never wanted me to show emotion and considered it weak. but emotions are important kid #I've been trying really hard not to pass any of that damage onto you #tony when peter reveals the purpose of the assignment: (crying) see kid. emotions #iron dad and spider son #peter parker #tony stark #in the interview tony talks about things like his ptsd and anxiety and his love for his family #peter's class when they realize the person talking about these things was freaking IRON MAN: :O !!!?!¡!!! #peter: my dad's career puts him under a lot of pressure. at home he can be himself but at work he often has to wear a mask :) #tony: u little shit #lmao #queueueueue

[creekschaoscorner]

Malevoversary 2024 - Day 5

Happy Birthday Arthur • Partners • Memories

#did not have a parker design before i started drawing this #i sort of came up with it on the way #but it turned out alright!! #if I draw him again though I will make him bigger #bc I envision him as like a buff guy #malevoversary2024 #malevolent #malevolent podcast #arthur lester #peter yang #parker yang

[pxparkerr]

peter putting his head on wade’s shoulder

#like man. you don’t have to that close (tied up separately) but you choose to be anyways #also he’s supposed to be at odds with deadpool rn. like ‘we’re enemies again and you should go to jail for killing this guy’ #and then snuggles up to him like that #peter you’re not slick #spideypool #wade wilson #peter parker #deadpool #spider-man