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I’m calling it now Poseidon is gonna be fucking Ryan Reynalds
Edit: well this aged like milk
#Percy Jackson#percy jackson and the heroes of olympus#percy jackson and the olympians#annabeth chase#percabeth#Poseidon#posedion#Poseidon fancasts#Ryan Reynalds#dead pool#the Adam project#rick riordan#lin manuel miranda#Hermes#Grover#Percy Jackson and the chalice of the gods#the lightening thief#Charon#Dionysus#mr d#Athena#camp halfblood
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playing the same character for 15 years does irreversible damage to a person. as evidenced by Jensen Ackles
#jensen ackles#dean winchester#that man is not well#this also applies to ryan reynalds a bit#i'm convinced he's been playing deadpool for so long the character has become a part of him#frosted thoughts#funny#spn#spnwin
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Ryan Gosling and Ryan Reynalds should remake Face Off
That's it. That's the post.
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The Handler’s Red Carpet Express - Last Dance
Ryan Reynalds is a very hot, I mean a very truly commodity in this business so inviting him to the opening of my bar is a smooth move by me.The part is hopping inside but let’s wait a bit as the shiny black limousine rolls into the red carpet area stopping as the window slips down.
The crowd loses it as Ryan pops his head out of the window doing one his stupid ass expressions and soon enough the door swung open. He steps out feet land on the carpet as he stood fully at length so tall with a beautiful bright smile walking to the side he watches his wife and kids.
The married couple wraps the arms tightly over each other hugging so tight and his kids each by one of his sides as they smirk with white teeth. The camera man gather kneeling into all sort of positions taking pictures galore with the lights flashing ever so golden messing with his head.
The time literally stops as a various crew
of men pick up his wife placing her into the limousine closing the door behind her and then gets to it. The kids soon follow as they are placed in the limousine too to disappear from his life for a lifetime and he happily has no idea any of this is happening.
“Mr. Reynalds”
“Yyyeeesss”
“Follow us please”
“As you command”
“Shut up and go”
“Whatever you wish”
“Address me as Master Lawrence “
“Yes Master”
“We are yours”
“Strip naked “
“Hell yes”
Ryan Gosling is the next to arrive as the limo slips in the doors open up with his family at his side he poses for the camera transforms him.The man suddenly became ego driven and obsessed not even noticing his family is on a row being dragged off into the abyss of the night.
They disappear from visual range of my own eyes being drag off by that white thug in a suit and the world Ryan knows will never ever exits again.Ryan Gosling walks towards Ryan Reynalds in excitement wrapping his arms around the mindless stud who is awaiting my orders to obey.
The two stand the flashing lights roam and rove above, around and in their eyes taking away all freedom and anonymity away as if it was never willed. The lights fade everything goes black simply all that is left an empty mind made to be at my will and shrill of love and lust consuming them.
Both men are guiding them into the building faster down the staircase they go into the basement filled with floral lights ceiling to floor. The minds flick on for a bit with a whole new mindset they absently kneel the floor taking a bow completely erased of any and all free will.
“Bois please stand “
“Yes Master”
“Kiss me”
“Mmmmm”
“Fuck yeah”
“Are you straight?”
“Hell no”
“Fuck no”
“What a stupid question?”
“Not you Master”
“Good boi”
“Joel Kinnaman over here”
“You tall fuck”
“Listen you …. you”
“Listen you what?”
“Shut up!”
“Fall to your knees and kneel”
“Yes! Crawl to me”
“Kiss my shoes “
“Lick the too”
“Pull up my pants”
“Worship my legs”
“Take off my shoes and socks”
“Yes Master Lawrence “
“Worship all of my feet”
“Get to work”
“Jason Mamoa”
“Leave me be”
“Meat head “
“How the fuck”
“Who are you ?”
“Say cheese”
“You little piece of shit”
“Piece of shit huh?”
“Bbbuuuzzzz”
“FLASH”
“Dumbass”
“You are a money”
“Put on a show”
“Make it work or “
“Hahaha”
“Chris Pratt please step up”
“You too Jon”
“Pose motherfuckers”
The end
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YO I FINALLY WENT TO CHECK OUT STORROR’s movie and Ryan Reynalds was in it?!!!?!
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omg it's ryan reynald
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Hi just watched The Proposal (the classic rom com with Sandra B and Ryan Reynalds) and I could not stop thinking about Charlie Young and reader in this situation….
Feeling some type of way about it
YES YES YES
this has been mentioned before and i screamed so hard because it just fits it so well!!!!!!!!!
i’m gonna rewatch it again soon i think, i need to be reminded of this with charlie hghhhhh
thank you so much for this dear anon!! 💌
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House Of Sin Part 1
Part 1
Today is my birthday August 29th what I did not expect is to wake up in a strange house.
I feel weird my body is burning with power it is something that I cannot believe.
I yawn shaking my head as my eyes open up to see the light in the darkness.
The sunlight burns bright as I yawn and now I outstretch my arms.
Propelling myself onto my feet I slip into my slippers walking out of the room.
I hold onto the walls struggling to be able to walk for a while.
My hands flip the switch startling me as the light comes on.
Turning to face the morning demons what I saw is completely unbelievable.
I am in absolute shock at what I see is the actual Tyler Hoechlin in the mirror.
“What the fuck?”
“I am Tyler Motherfucking Hoechlin”
“How is this possible?”
“Is this a dream?”
“Whatever, I am in control baby”
“Let’s hit the shower”
“A note”
“Hi mate, have wonderful birthday”
“Fuck Yeah!”
Part 2
I cannot believe it walking into the shower I lather up.
I wash a bit exiting then grabbing my towel and wrapping around my waist.
I head into my room entering my closet and paid myself.
I shift through the space pairing a button down shirt with some jeans.
Combing through his closet I rummage into his draws.
Reaching for a underpants in the draw I lift it up and inhale the scent.
I open my shirt then exist the room and the descending to the main floor.
Taking My first step I head down the stair case and meet Ryan Reynalds.
I am in completely in utter shock to be with him and it turns out I am at a loss.
“Hey Mate!”
“Benji is that you?”
“Yeah hahahaha “
“Did you like my gift?”
“You did this?”
“I love this gift “
“How did you?”
“Sssssshhhhh”
“Never mind”
The end
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🍿 to watch a romantic movie with my muse
FLASHFORWARD – chalés reconstruídos.
ﾐ ♡ ˊˎ˖ ࣪ ʿ “ ━━━ essa é a melhor parte." murmurou para maxime. deitados no chão do chalé de afrodite no quarto de maxime, os semideuses assistia na pequena televisão o filme que passava. foi com uma grande economia que eloi conseguiu comprar uma TV dos filhos de hermes, agora fazia muito bom uso disso. na tela, sandra bullock fazia um discurso sobre como tinha se acostumado a ficar sozinha e como era mais fácil... e maxime chorava. as lágrimas caíam de seus olhos no momento em que o ryan reynalds começou a falar sobre amor. o casal se acertando no meio do escritório era o estompim para que soltasse um soluço e deixasse a cabeça pender para o ombro de will. “ ━━━ olha como eles são perfeitos!"
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A hora do filme é o melhor momento para reunir toda a família 🍿
E é claro que separados umas diquinhas bem legais pra você que ama esse time em casa 🏠
🌺 Em Busca de Ohana:
Um drama familiar imperdível, Finding Ohana, é sobre um grupo de crianças que encontra um antigo diário de caça ao tesouro. Assim eles embarcam em uma expedição ao desconhecido tentando achar o ouro perdido e ajudar a sua família.
🍦 Dia do Sim:
Poder fazer tudo o que quiser por um dia inteiro é o sonho de toda criança né? No filme Dia do Sim, o casal Allison e Carlos decide dar aos filhos um “dia do sim” para tudo que eles pedirem. O que poderia dar errado?
🚀 Projeto Adam:
Depois de viajar no tempo sem querer e cair no ano de 2022, o piloto de caça Adam, interpretado pelo Ryan Reynalds, precisa se unir ao seu eu de 12 anos de idade com a missão de salvar o futuro.
Agora é só preparar a pipoca e curtir muito! ❤️
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fcs para Eros????
Automaticamente pensei no jordan fisher! Mas eu amaria vê-lo como ryan gosling, ryan reynalds, charles melton!!!!!!!!!!!!!! meu deus eu amaria o charles melton de eros. o ross butler também. talvez o miguel bernardeau talvez??? o keith powers nossaaaaaaaaaaaa. O TOMMY MARTINEZ!!! quem mais gente??
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Its funny, ryan reynalds tumblr account came on my dash twice and i didnt even notice.and when i looked up his account only then did i realize that i already found him
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I have fallen in love again my new top twenty five
1. Henry Cavill (officially today)
2. Chris Evans
3. Alan Ritchson
4. Ben Affleck
5. Stephen Amell
6. Colton Haynes
7. Tyler Hoechlin
8. John Krasinski
9. Ian Bohen
10. Sebastian Stan
11. Brenton Thwaites
12. Brandon Routh
13. Andrew Garfield
14. Liam Hemsworth
15. Chris Hemsworth
16. Zachary Levi
17. Ryan Gosling
18. Luke MacFarlane
19. Andrew Walker
20. Henry Golding
21. Ryan Reynalds
22. Luke Evans
23. Ashley Taylor Dawson
24. Jamie Lomas
25. Robbie Amell
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Wade: Matt, tell Peter about the birds and the bees
Matt, sweating: um... they're disappearing at an alarming rate
Wade: Matt, no
#team red#wade wilson#deadpool#peter parker#spiderman#matt murdock#daredevil#ryan reynalds#tom holland#charlie cox#mcu#marvel#incorrect marvel quotes#incorrect quotes#incorrect team red quotes#3k!!
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