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cosmosnout · 4 months
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The real reason Oda had to get rid of her was not for plot convenience, but bc she would have kicked everyone’s ass. (Source: trust me bro)
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jziqadhrjyh · 1 year
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Barely Legal Teen Jemma Valentine Wants Big Fat Cock Up Her Creamy Pussy Wild car sex for naked homosexual boyz Stripped teen girl gets drilled sideways and doggy fashion BBC breeding in UK Jimena Baron y sus tetas FULL SCENE - Janice Griffith Takes Leigh Raven's Anal Virginity White milf sucking first bbc Asian Cutie Mila Jade Gets Impaled And Creamed Cynara Headscissor Demolition Squeeze Head Blond firefighter gets fucked in her miami home
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namequest · 10 months
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Disco Elysium is like Kafka's Metamorphosis (a man who lives for his job is unable to work anymore, but nobody is willing to assist him or acknowledge the problem) (there's a huge bug in it)
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tiffanyachings · 8 months
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it would have been very beautiful. camilla would have had to cook (horrible bone soup)
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bronzeagepizzeria · 2 months
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hot take but i don't care if the tenth doctor was bad sometimes actually it makes me love him even more
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otrtbs · 2 months
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my family’s not talking to me rn bc i stepped on a strip of nails in my carpet and i said “now i know how jesus must’ve felt when they put the nails in his feet” 😔
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stepghost · 4 months
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theunholystromboli · 7 months
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as a wheelchair user, there are few things that piss me off as much as when people "hold open" an automatic door for me.
like, I get that you don't see me as a human being, but the sensor on that door actually does
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neon-ufo · 1 year
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March 2023
Both me and my brother got sick throughout the month
Navid wore a cone for an entire week
Still reading Bionicle, got really into Toa Whenua
Album of the month: Maček Muri in Muca Maca 2 Song of the month: Mačji Banket
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batrachised · 1 month
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TIL that one time St Philip Neri had to move and leave behind his beloved cat, and he ordered that after he left (1) someone had to "take her to dinner" every day, and more than that, (2) provide him a detailed account of her health and appetite - man is is so valid for that, I too would demand frequent handwritten and detailed letters on my long distance cat from my followers before any other topic
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femmedefandom · 4 months
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jiang cheng must have been so unbearably lonely after the sunshot campaign. his parents are gone, his shidi and shimei are scattered to the winds or dead, his home was destroyed, his sister married off into another clan, and his brother who always swore to be by his side is distant, seemingly uncaring, and eventually abandons him…even when JC tries to warn him it will be at his own peril. to top it off, all other three major clans have sworn a brotherhood oath, boxing (or triangling) him out. the eternal other, too young and too fierce and too bitter to fit in, who has to constantly prove himself, to a righteous Lan Xichen who can’t see his exclusion or understand his pain, to a cunning Jin Guangyao who sees no benefit to helping JC when he can help himself instead, and to a ruthless Nie Mingjue who has no time to care for a boy he doesn’t know beyond brief mentions from his little brother. It’s no wonder that years later he’s still entrenched in his pain after having lost his remaining support as well: Wei Wuxian and Jiang Yanli.
It’s no wonder that he cares so much for Jin Ling when that boy is all he feels he has left. It’s no wonder that he is still single, losing everyone of meaning to you would make anyone wary of loving another again. It’s no wonder he has channeled his anger to WWX….WWX couldn’t stand by and be quiet and fall in line and stay safe and live…and his actions to protest against WC, abandon his sword for demonic cultivation, protect the Wen Remnants, and attract the ire of the entire cultivation world (no matter how unintentional or based in good intentions) did end up leading to their fractured relationship, and the deaths of JFM, YZY, JYL, and WWX himself.
breaks my heart to see how desperately both JC and WWX want to be brothers at the end, but all both can see is the massive chasm of pain and secrets and betrayal and hurt between them. JC is destroyed by the fact that all his efforts to rebuild could be brushed aside by the fact that he has WWX’s core, that WWX will always be a self sacrificing idiot until the end and leave him to worry about the consequences. WWX is destroyed by the guilt he feels in sparking the ire of the Wen to hurt the Jiang family and inciting the events that led to his and JC’s beloved sister’s death.
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04tenno · 4 months
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If you look at Tsuruno's hair real close, he's like a cat that got a patch shaved off at the vet's...
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skitskatdacat63 · 1 month
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For @sansebastinae and @boisinnot, my fellow saint seb truthers :)
+ the usual
Yayyyy finished a drawing! Haha only took me...2 weeks. I kept going back and forth on whether I could finish it tonight, and I really wasn't going to. But then I looked at the unfinished version on a different screen and was like oh? Not too bad actually?? So I finished it :) First of all, ofc, here is the process. Kinda weird seeing it for smth like this, it makes me feel like I'm the painter in rennaisance au, not Mark dhjfkf
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Ah I was gonna draw a silly renaissance au comic to accompany this(read: lighten the mood), but it's 5 am and I've still not really drafted it well, so! I'd like to finish it at some point bcs I wanna draw more chibi comics, but when I finish smth, I can't help but immediately want to post it, so part 2 will have to wait. I'll show you the outline though so you can at least imagine 😭
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^ So many renaissance and beyond paintings of Saint Sebastian are always the most horny thing ever. Like pre/early rennaisance, yeah he was naked and all that, but they were pretty chaste, and uhhhhh suffering?? Well the newer paintings are suffering, but in a different way, if you know what I mean.
So I feel like Mark's the type to be overly pedantic about it, and refuses to make borderline porn of a saint, I mean, god forbid, Seb!!! But then he just. Does anyways. Because he can't control his lust for Seb even when drawing him half dead. I just imagine him holding the paintbrush in a death grip like "must not be horny. Must not draw him sexy. Must make him chaste." And then he ends up with the one seen above. Seb is all smug about it. "Wow you'd wanna fuck me even while I'm all bloody and dying? 🥺"
Mark: "oh I'll make you bloody, alright."
But god so funny to imagine Seb doing all these different slutty poses, like arching his back as much as possible, the cloth nearly falling off at all times, etc etc. And Mark finally lands on this pose bcs he hopes the suffering will outweigh the horny. It doesn't. Also Seb is genuinely serious once he actually gets into the pose, focus mode on. And honestly that's even worse for Mark, bcs it's so much more arousing to see Seb in his element, focused. Tbf I think Seb could be drinking water, and Mark would still find some way to sexualize it. Don't look at his sketches!! They're just filled with Seb doing all kinds of random activities.
Also! Here is the painting I referenced this off of, must give credit where credit is due ofc
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The Dying St. Sebastian by François Fabre
Also this isn't really relevant in the context of this drawing specifically. But I looked thru a bunch of Saint Sebastian paintings while trying to find one I could reference, and I came across this middle ages one that actually looks so much like boy king seb 😭 I guess it really is meant to be!
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St Sebastian between St Roch and St Peter by Pietro Perugino
Lmao but do you see the difference between early rennaisance and later work???
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sorrcha · 5 months
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rend you apart
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lesserkey · 1 year
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Saintly Beast adopt!!
Looking for offers from $50 ^^ please comment if interested!
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encrucijada · 2 months
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the most interesting part of this textbook on latin i'm reading for class is that it has told me "bless" comes from "*blôdisôjan" derived from "*blôdo" aka blood and meant "spraying with blood from the sacrifice". like if every language class was like this my eyes would be wide awake
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