Hi Naff! Ok, but if Humpback Y/N is rizzier of them all, then who is the most absolute rizzless Y/N out there? Like, just a pathetic wet cat of a Y/N? Like
Orca!Eclipse, who's been looking at Y/N trying to do something and failing miserably for the last 30 minutes, now laying face down in the snow crying: I need you so bad.
Beluga Y/N! They are just not one with the Rizzoli but gosh do they try. They really do. Eclipse still thinks they're adorable when they fail with a flirt.
And everyone around me is having babies and the babies are very cute so I wanted to Simon and Baz as babies with their dads
Baby Baz is babbling away at Malcolm and baby Simon thinks being held like a floppy football is a fun game that this weird adult that hangs around his mom sometimes plays with him 😅*
*taking a page out of MRB and making it so Davy is still Simon's bio dad but I imagine he and Lucy mutually agreed she'd have full custody
💦*Knocks on Ivan's door* Do you wanna build a snowma-
🗿I'm not in the mood for this. Go away.
💦You're upset about the Caden situation.
🗿Why shouldn't I be? I mean it would clearly be uncomfortable to cough up flowers and–
💦And you've harbored some "Unfavorable mushy feelings" for him
🗿...he's just- just a tolerable presence...
💦You're just afraid!
🗿No! What would I be afraid of!?
💦You're afraid that you'll mess everything up and ruin his life and use him until he doesn't know what to do with himself but listen to you! You're afraid you'll do to him what you did to me!
🗿SHUT UP, MISRA! JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!
💦NO! SCREW YOU! You're scared because it makes you feel weak and stupid and less manly! Being in love with a guy doesn't make you a girl dumbass!
🗿I- Misra- Misra please just-
💦Does having a girlfriend make me a man, stupid!?
🗿No but it's differen-
💦Different how? We're both just people and Caden obviously just sees you as a cool guy that he can somehow find a way to adore.
🗿I'm just not.... *sniff* I don't deserve anything! I don't deserve you! I don't deserve him! I don't deserve henchpeople! I don't deserve to have anyone around me! Why would someone choose to stay!?
💦...will you please let me in...? I won't make fun of you I swear.
🗿*After a moment of hesitation, he opens the door for her. He rubs his face of tears.* I'm... I'm sorry I shouldn't have shouted at you...
💦 I yelled back, it's water under the bridge.
🗿I think we need to actually try to communicate... I've been... I've been a terrible older sibling to you and I've shut you out time and time again... and I...
💦*deep breath* Alright, you're not gonna like what I have to say though.
🗿I need to hear it anyways, you're my sister and.. I'm tired of treating you like an annoying prick that just lives with me.
💦 *nods quietly*
Then the two enter Ivan's room to have a long talk about their sibling dynamic even though this was originally supposed to be about Ivan and Caden. This has long gotten out of hand. It was more than high time to sit down and have a discussion about it.
You didn't kill anyone!! You just accidentally knocked over a snowma- er, snowslug. Go find the person who made it and apologize!! I'm sure they won't be too mad.
In his opinion, this only meant that theye should get together and see if their girls got along. It had been a while since Tom had been on a proper double date. He was looking forward to it.
And now, here they all sat in a booth at the Deer, a basket of chips in front of them to split while they waited for their foot. There was a pint of beer in front of Tom that he had already half finished. And he was realizing that he wasn't very good at conversation.