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spookytastemakercolor · 9 months

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Overprotective dad Bob Velseb??? 💳💥💳💥💳💥

Dad knows best!

Dad!Bob velseb x Daughter/Son!Reader

Yesssssssss!!!!!!!!!! You have gotten my interest little Mothling! (And just at the perfect time!) I don't see anything about headcannons so for you I shall give a short story! And I know EXACTLY what to write about! TW this is very gorey and graphic.

Warnings: Blood, gore, cannibalism, nudity, mentions of cheating, Bob being overprotective as hell, dead body, killing, cursing, teeny bit of angst, tooth rotting fluff

The front door slams shut as you run upstairs to your room, tears streaming down your face. The sound of another door slamming in the house rings throughout the halls, Bob wasn't home yet. You were alone in the house, and you found that as a blessing as you cried into your pillow in your room. Bob was going to loose his shit if he found out.......

---- Time skip ----

It was late now, probably 2, before Bob came back home. He dragged a mutilated body with him and smiled crazily " Littl' lamb! I'm home! " his southern accent called out. He got worried and his smile went away when you didn't come and greet him, not even a reply from somewhere in the house! He dragged the body into the blood and guts covered kitchen, which desperately needed to be cleaned, and sighed in relief when he noticed you in the kitchen. " Littl' lamb! There ya' are! Ya' got me worried there when ya' didn't respond..... " he chuckled slightly as he threw the body onto a table that acted as a chopping board for y'all.

" So! Tell me my littl' killer, how'd your date go? " Bob knew you had been raving about a date your boyfriend set up for you two, he didn't approve of him at all but knew he had to accept him just for you. He was about to chop off a arm but stopped and looked over at you worried when you didn't say anything " Littl' lamb? " he asked concerned. You finally showed him your face, tears streamed and fell from your eyes. It looked like you had been crying all day.......

Bob quickly set down the butcher knife and quickly hugged you " Hey hey hey... It's alright littl' lamb. What happened? " he was concerned and also slightly angry, knowing your boyfriend had something to do with this. You hug him close and cry into his chest, not being able to talk without sobbing " H-he...... H-He cheated on me........ " " WHAT!?!?!?!? " Bob screamed, his voice was deep and sounded like a demon out of hell. Oh he was angry. . . . No. That's not the right word. . . . . . . . HE WAS ABSOLUTELY BEYOND WORDS FOR HIS ANGER.

Bob's voice was still deep and demonic as he held you closer than before " What. Did. He. Do. " he demanded a explanation before he went on a absolute murder spree. You sniffled, hugging him closer and starting to explain what happened between crying " H-He took me out to the park....... A-and once we reached the entrance I turned around to kiss him b-but he pushed me away......... " you started crying more as you continued " I-I tried asking h-him what was wrong......... B-but he laughed at me! " You started shaking slightly as Bob tried calming you down " H-He said I was pathetic...... T-that nobody would l-love the kid who's dad's a m-murderer........ H-He....... H-he....... "

Bob shushed you and started comforting you as you broke down, his grip was tight and his voice was comforting and strained " Ya' don't have to continue...... Just calm down littl' lamb.......... Dad's gotcha'........ " he held you close as you cried into him, he was holding himself back from going and killing that boy and hunt down every person related to him. But that could wait, you needed Bob right now.

Slowly Bob calmed you down, still holding you close as you started to feel better but not yet done crying. Bob was using whatever will he still had left not to just go after that boy already, his anger was rising the more he thought about it that he started to mumbled to himself about what he'd do once he got his hands on him. " I swear'. Once I get my hands' on him I'll- " he stopped rambling when he felt you shift in his hold, quickly turning his attention back to you with a soft expression on his face " I-It's fine dad........ Y-You don't need to waste your time like that.......... " your voice was hushed and small as you talked, voice slightly horse as well as you wiped away whatever tears came from your eyes.

Bob wasn't having it thought, he refused to, that boy deserved to be hunted for hurting his littl' lamb. That's when he had a idea. A smug and soft smile over takes his face as he looks at you, softly wiping your remaining tears away as he slowly started to calm down " Littl' lamb, hey, look at me. " you lift your head up towards him, the hug not as restricting as before as a look of curiosity is seen in your eyes. Bob's smile just seems to grow, not being able to restrain his pure excitement over his idea to cheer you up " Why don't I take ya' out for some killin'? Like old times'! " you slowly nodded in agreement, a small smile comes onto your face as the idea brings some joy to your gloomy mood.

" Sure! I just need to get ready! " Bob let's out a short laugh as you quickly leave his hug, running upstairs towards your room to most certainly change into something disposable. He had a soft smile on his face as he turned back to the body on the table, picking back up the butcher knife as he starts cutting up the body to put it in the freezer. As he cuts up the body a sickening smile grows on his face, his eyes going slightly insane as his pupils turn cyan. That BOY was going to suffer for what he did, and he'd make sure of it.

" Ya' messed with the wrong family ya' little bitch....... " He mumbled under his breath as he harshly chopped off the head, the sound of the cervical vertebra breaking instead of splitting only emphasising just how hard he slammed down the butcher knife. Blood sprayed onto him as he looked at the cracked vertebra blankly, his pupils a deep cyan and his smile wide with insanity. " Dad! Really! " the sound of you scolding him for getting blood on himself broke his blank stare, he turned his attention to you and chuckled nervously " I'll change! Don't ya' worry! "

---- Time skip ----

You both were outside of a all too familiar house, a look of pure confusion on your face as you looked over to Bob. " Dad, what are we doing here?????? " your voice was a whisper as you didn't want to get caught, or worse someone heard you and recorded your conversation. Bob had a soft and nervous smile on his face, looking over to you as he held his signature knife in one had and scratched at his neck with his other hand " I know ya' said you wanted me ta' leave it be, but I can't! He hurt my littl' devil and he needs to pay! So, I thought that if ya' kill him you'd no longer be so sad! "

You looked slightly perplexed at his confession, thinking about it as you tossed your own knife Bob hand made you between your hands. The more you thought about it, the more you wanted to indulge in the idea of killing your now ex more. It only solidified as you heard a door open from his house, and out walked a barbie blonde who waved bye to him from his window. You turn to Bob, adorning a insane smile on your face, as you gripped your knife handle hard in your dominate hand and let out a sinister chuckle " Well, I suppose getting rid of the source of my pain isn't so bad~...... "

Bob's own insane smile took his face, his pupils a nice cyan, and he let out a pleased chuckle when your voice mimicked it's own demonic tone " That's my girl/boy. " his own voice went demonic as you both had equally insane looks on your faces, oh tonight's bonding kill was gonna be F U N. You both made quick work of sneaking into the house and up the stairs towards his room, having to both contain yourselves from just running upstairs and getting to him already. The house was a complete mess which made it slightly difficult to sneak upstairs, various bottles were scattered everywhere and old takeout food or clothes were just strewn all over the place " No wonder he never let me over, it's a fucking mess in here...... " you mumbled with clear disgust, you may have a gory kitchen but it wasn't as bad as your ex's house.

When you made it upstairs his door was slightly cracked open, giving you a chance to hear his conversation he was having with someone over the phone. He let out a laugh as both you and Bob waited outside the door for the right time to strike, it seemed whoever he was talking to was a friend of his " Hahah! Yeah! You should have seen the look on her/his face! Like I'd ever date the literal definition of insane, she/he was absolutely obsessed with me! " that when you realize he was talking about you, more specifically how you had put your entire heart into the relationship and he viewed it as you being obsessed or insane. You didn't need to look over towards Bob to know he was SEETHING, the ever growing feeling of his death stare at the door told you all you needed to know.

" Anyway, I gotta go, Ashely is supposed to be coming over soon. " you almost felt revoltion and anger bubble in your stomach like acid, now having Bob stare at you in wait for if you'd break down the door or not. Ashely was his " ex ", but when he broke up with you she was there to rub in your face they'd been sleeping together since you two started dating. When he hanged up you waited a minute, hearing the light go off so he was in the dark and a twisted smirk came onto your face " Dad, do you think you can keep a eye out for her real quickly? " your voice was hushed as the unmistakable sound of the front door opening and closing is heard, Bob quickly catching on to what you were going to do and sneaking down stairs to " Greet " the new guest.

Slowly you opened the door to his room, your eyes giving you the advantage to see him laying face up on his bed. You had to suppress a scoff and gag as you notice him completely naked on the bed, his pathetic excuse of a manhood on display if the lights were on " Ashely! Why don't you come here~? " You had to control yourself as he called you Ashely, unaware it was you and not her. But you knew it wouldn't be long before he realized it's you, and your insane smile only grew as you made quick work of making your way towards him. You noticed cuffs attached to the headboard and quickly cuffed his wrists to the headboard, him chuckling as he was none the wiser to what was going to happen " Damn, really Ash- " " I'm not Ashely~.......... "

Almost immediately horror took over his face, he sorta freezes in place as he realizes it's you and that he was cuffed to his headboard. Bob ended up coming up the stairs holding something behind his back, giving a sinister and disgusted chuckle at the scene before him in the dark " Well then, shall we give him a gift before we begin? " You found a switch, causing the room to be flooded in red lighting which made you giggle, you moved towards Bob and looked behind his back which draws a excited gasp from you. " Oh yes! That's the perfect gift! " he ended up starting to struggle in the cuffs, causing Bob to get annoyed and quickly make his way over and stab one of his legs still to the bed. A bloodcurdling scream is ripped out of him, Bob's knife tearing through Muscle, tendons, nerves, veins, all the way to the bone which is split right where the knife was stabbed into.

A unmistakable crack was heard with the squelching of blood quickly rushing to the surface and spraying out the wound, no doubt to any of you that his Fibula and Tibia were possibly split from the middle through bone marrow and all. You let out a laugh and made your way over to him as well, making quick work to stab his other leg in the same spot and manner as his other leg, relishing in the scream that's drawn from him as you look to Bob with insanity almost plastered to your grin. " Let's give him his gift! I simply can't wait! " excitement oozed from your voice as your ex started to panic, his legs were most certainly useless and if he struggled he'd probably split the bones of his calves in half more than now. So in hopeless dispair he could only helplessly look between you two, eyes moving rapily between you two as his panic increased " S-Suprise? O-oh god. Please n-no. D-Don't tell m-me tha- "

Before he was able to say much more, Bob moved what he was holding behind his back to your ex's face, causing your ex to pale and almost vomit on the spot at the sight in front of him " Aww~, don't be like that with your G I R L F R I E N D. " in front of your ex was the mutilated head of Ashely, a permanent look of pure horror on her face in the form of a unreleased scream that never escaped her. At the base of her head, through the bloody mess that was there and dripped crimson red darker than a blood moon, her Cervical and part of her Thoracic spine hanged freely with a clean split right where Bob had cut her spine off. You clapped your hand's with glee as you looked at your ex's horrified face, grabbing at the exposed spine hanging from Ashley's cut off head and pulling at it.

The spine came out of her head and neck without much protest, causing the hole it left to pour a river of blood onto the bed with her tounge even falling out onto your ex's lap. Your ex threw up onto himself as Bob laughed and you wrapped the spine on your neck like a scarf, Bob throwing Ashley's head into your ex's lap and giving you a hug while putting pressure onto the knife in his left leg " That suits you so well littl' devil! " Bob said as he twisted the knife the right causing his Fibula and Tibia to actually split in half, a scream that was loud enough to cause you and Bob to cover your ears coming from him as crimson blood came from him like a water fountain. " Y-You're INSANE!!! B-BOTH OF YOU!!!! " you let out a laugh as you got out of Bob's hug and harshly grabbed your ex by the throat, causing him to slightly gasp for air as you were face to face with each other.

Bob leaned against a wall close to the bedroom door, having a smug smile on his face as he decided to let you have this kill for your outing. Your eyes were a deep cyan as you yanked the knife out of his left leg and held it against his chest, you truly looked like Bob's daughter/son in that moment as you adorned his famous smile and crazed eyes that everyone knew " I'm more than insane..... I'm the DEFINITION of insanity. Now. ⱠɆ₮'₴ ₲Ɇ₮ ₮Ø ₮ⱧɆ ₣Ʉ₦ ₱₳Ɽ₮.... "

---- Time skip ----

The walk back home was filled with laughter and maybe even a buzz of excitement? But it was very evident that both your bloodlust were satisfied and so was your satisfaction of revenge, if anyone needed more proof about that both you and Bob were covered head to toe in blood. Bob let out a content sigh as he wore a relaxed smile on his face as you both walked, looking downward behind you both to what little remained of your ex's body that he was dragging along (I'll spare the details about it.....).

" So my littl' lamb! Feelin' better? " Bob asked you while he looked at you with a small look of nervousness, he didn't want you to be sad after everything you just did to your mutilated and mangled ex's body. But when you gave Bob a relaxed and happy smile as you began to rant about how much fun you had and how you felt better, his nervousness went away as he felt absolutely pleased to know you were better now. He listened intently to your ranting and let out small laughs here and there when you'd reenact things you did, he especially laughed when you mimicked you're ex's crying and screaming finding it funny remembering how girlish it was.

When you finished your rant you were already home outside of the front door, Bob throwing your ex's body into a campfire near the house starting to pour gasoline on it, you let out a sigh and hugged bob from the side as he lit a match. " Thank you Dad....... I couldn't wish for anyone else to be my dad..... " Bob smiled as he handed the lit match to you so you could throw it on your ex, the final act to cut all ties with him, and hugged you back with a slightly tight grip on you. " Of course...... Anythin' for my littl' devil. " You couldn't help but feel absolutely important and loved when Bob said that, you already knew your dad loved you but it's always nice to hear him tell you that sometimes. You threw the match onto your ex's body lighting it ablaze as you and Bob hugged each other, the smell of burning flesh floating in the air but not bothering either of you as you simply enjoyed your father daughter/son moment. Bob wearing a bigger smile than the two of you as he knew that he'd never let another boy near you, he'd kill any boy who dared look you're way and dare speak or break your heart. It's like the old saying-

Father knows best!

So this definitely derailed from what I was originally gonna do (　；∀；). BUT it works and I have very little motivation to go back and rewrite everything..... So! I'm sorry this took so long but I've already explained what was going on in a different post so please don't expect a deadline from me, and I hope you enjoy what I have written! If you have requests you want to ask me to do check out my requests page (Pinned comment with all my rules and comfort level for writing) and for now BYYYYYYEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

#request #fluff #some angst #tw cursing #dad headcanons #spooky month bob #bob velseb #mentions of gore #tw blo0d #tw dead body #spooky month x reader #x reader #gn reader #i'm back #short story #daughter reader #son reader #tw killing #karma is a bitch

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l0vism00n · 2 years

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I made more

#spooky month #spooky month fanart #spooky month kevin #spooky month john #spooky month jack #smokydonuts shipping #smokydonuts #bob velseb #creeper oc #creeper #dreamwastaken #father son duo #mask

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veenie-weenie · 1 year

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If you want to keep your fingers, you should probably give him candy.

not my oc

#NOT MY OC #BELONGS TO MY FRIEND #spooky month #bob velseb #spooky month bob #spooky month bob velseb #sm bob velseb #3 posts in 1 day whaat vee youre on a roll!!#(not a ship theyre father and son)

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ab-arts · 1 year

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@tootiefrootietortalini2001 I made this for you cuz I couldn’t get the concept out of my head lol

#abartsart #enoch off #bob velseb #okay context for everyone else this user commented asking if enoch was bob’s dad #cuz an artist who draws bob a lot drew enoch #and though it’s not the case since enoch is from a 14 year old video game and bob as a character hasn’t even existed a year yet #i still really like the idea lol #i Imagine this is like take your kid to work day #‘this is my son he likes murder’#eye contact cw

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snailsnaps · 5 months

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Daniel doodle dump i've been collecting the past month even though he's a bastard son who doesn't deserve it - also Bob Velseb jumpscare

#god i hate him <3 #snailsnaps #sketches #doodles #doodle dump #spooky month sr pelo #spookymonth #spooky month #spooky month oc #sr pelo spooky month #feat: danny #spooky month bob velseb #spooky month bob #bob velseb #hellopaint stuff #tw blood

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jacenotjason · 11 days

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I need to know more about Deer Velseb please! 👀

WOOO!! not sure how much you know but lil guys still in development! I'm not quite finished with his design so im sitting on it until i like it

heres his current design! But subject to change

Deer is Bob's son! He's 14, itty bitty guy. He's chronically sick with unknown aliments, since Bob can't take him to a doctor he can't get a diagnoses, instead just trail and erroring-ing his way through taking care of him.

#spooky month #bob velseb #spooky month oc #bob spooky month #spooky month bob #bob velseb spooky month #fanchild #deer velseb

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silky-silks · 3 months

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The trees Part 2

(THIS IS NOT THE FINALE, THE FINALE IS TOMORROW THIS IS JUST BEFORE THE FINALE)

(Idea and mini role play from @22a-girl-from-galaxy22.)

Mono despite being severely outnumbered is able to fend off the Hell Valley trees enough to give protect Nina and Patches. Ducifer eventually joins in the fight, but before landing a killing blow he is tackled down by Silky and Eric. The hell valley tree already wounded and bruised become little, and Silky and Eric fight the rest. Eric filled with rage and fury plummets into trees, but Silky serves as his guide and shield. (Don’t worry, Silky can take some hits) Silky also hoist Patches on her back to protect her from enemies.

And lucky for Patches, she gets to melt into all of that fluff!

Mono being epic as she is charges and slices the head off of Ducifer!

Ducifer: “erm….i can explain…”

Eric and Mono look down at him before finally unleashing the last blow to him. Finally it is done. Mono leads them back through the black hole with Nina, and Eric is boiling with excitement and glee.

Once they return back to the Observatory, Bob comes and charges at his son and wife.

Almost knocked over, Nina takes in some air before fully embracing her son and husband. You can say it is one of the best reunions Silky ever seen in her lifetime. The four spend time watching the Velseb family embrace and love each other, as they almost were split apart.

I FORGOT TO ADD SNOWY UM-! JUST PRETEND SHE IS BEING SMOTHERED ACCIDENTALLY IN THE VELSEB FAMILY GROUP HUG!

But the story is not over yet! Nina has something planned for us all… and Patches using her knitting skills to help make Nina’s idea come true.

Whew, I had a lot of time on my hands I didn’t have to work until 5 today (I’ll be going in soon).

Tomorrow I’ll be finishing up the finale, and using the spare time I have it will be quite a large and long piece, so be ready!

Nina and Eric belong to @night-light-artz

Patches @eve-pie

Ducifer and Mono @22a-girl-from-galaxy22

Silky silksong (me)

#my bones are cracking #welcome home #welcome home oc #patches bashful #eric velseb spooky month #eric velseb #nina velseb spooky month #nina velseb #bob velseb x oc #bob velseb #silky silksong #super mario galaxy #king boo

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f-o-and-selfship-club · 4 months

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NEW F/O List!!!

💜 - comfort character

❤️ - childhood crush(character I simped in my childhood)

💮 - villain f/o(villain I simp on)

🍁 - parental f/o(in familial category)

🍒 - sister f/o(in sibling category)

🎗 - brother f/o(in sibling category)

🍇 - daughter f/o(in child category)

🍊 - son f/o(in child category)

Romantic f/os💖

Scarecrow (DC💜💮/BTAS💜💮/TNBA💜💮/Nolanverse💜💮/Arkhamverse💜💮/Fear State💜💮/Brave and The Bold💜💮/Injustice 2💜💮/Happy Halloween Scooby Doo💜💮/Tomorrowverse💜💮/Harley Quinn Series💜💮/Audio Adventures💮)

Mad Hatter (DC💜💮/BTAS💜💮)

Joker (DC💜💮/BTAS💜💮/The Batman Series💜💮)

Ragdoll (DC💜💮/The Batman Series💜💮)

Riddler (DC💜💮/The Batman Series💜💮)

Penguin (DC💜💮/The Batman Series💜💮)

Question (DC)💜

Harley Quinn (DC💜/Harley Quinn Series💜/Injustice 2/MultiVersus💜)

Luigi (Mario)💜❤️

Bowser (Mario)💜💮

Season 1 ENA💜 and Dream BBQ ENA💜

NOS-4-A2 (Buzz Lightyear Of Star Command)💜💮

Zurg (Buzz Lightyear Of Star Command)💜💮

Ty Parsec (Buzz Lightyear Of Star Command)💜

Bezel (Chikn Nuggit)💜

Dabi (MHA)💜💮

Tenya Ida (MHA)💜

Tomura Shigaraki (MHA)💜💮

Hawks (MHA)💜

Toga Himiko (MHA)💜💮

Eijirou Kirishima (MHA)💜

Doc Ock (Spectacular Spider Man)💜💮

Electro (Spectacular Spider Man)💜💮

Shocker (Spectacular Spider Man)💜💮

Eddie Brock/Venom (Venom Movie)💜💮

Meta Knight (Kirby)💜❤️

Sammy Lawrence (BATIM)💜💮

Zavok (Sonic)💜💮

Zazz (Sonic)💜💮

Wes Weasley (Adventures Of Sonic The Hedgehog)💜❤️

Spawn (Image Comics)💜

Dr Facilier (Princess and The Frog)💜💮

Maleficent (Sleeping Beauty)💜💮

Jafar (Aladdin)💜💮

Claude Frollo (Hunchback Of Notre Dame(Disney)💜💮

Snatcher (Hat In Time)💜💮

Dr Nefarious (Ratchet and Clank)💜💮

Emperor Nefarious (Ratchet and Clank)💮

Bender (Futurama)💜

Father (Kids Next Door)💜💮

Scar (Alien Vs Predator)💜

Right Hand Man (Henry Stickmin)💜

Chris McLean (Total Drama)💜

Izzy (Total Drama)💜

Narrator (Stanley Parable)💜

Neo Cortex (Crash Bandicoot)💜💮

Matt (Eddsworld)💜

Blitzø (Helluva Boss)💜

Paimon (Helluva Boss)💜💮

Kronk (Emperor's New Groove)💜

Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)💜

Zestial (Hazbin Hotel)💜

Tabi (FNF)💜

Garcello (FNF)💜

Freddy Krueger (Nightmare On Elm Street)💜💮

Dr Strangeglove (Moshi Monsters)💜💮

Dr Krankcase (Skylanders)💜

Captain Hook (Disney's Peter Pan)💜💮

Wally Darling (Welcome Home)💜

Peppino (Pizza Tower)💜

Vigilante (Pizza Tower)💜

Drakken (Kim Possible)💜

Strangled Red (Poképasta)💜

Sniper (Team Fortress 2)💜

Korekiyo Shinguji (Danganronpa)💜

MX (Mario.EXE)💜

SCP-049 (SCP)💜

Katz (Courage The Cowardly Dog)💜💮

Freaky Fred (Courage The Cowardly Dog)💜

Computer (Courage The Cowardly Dog)💜

HIM (Powerpuff Girls)💜💮

Espresso Cookie (CRK)💜

Clover Cookie (CRK)💜

Bob Velseb (Spooky Month)💜💮

Agent Trout (We Bare Bears Movie)💜💮

Mordecai Heller (Lackadaisy)💜💮

Jack Horner (Puss In Boots)💜

Zenitsu (Demon Slayer)💜

Silver Spoon (Inanimate Insanity)💜

Black Hat (Villainous)💜💮

Walker (Danny Phantom)💜💮

Skulker (Danny Phantom)💜💮

Fred (Scooby Doo)💜❤️

Caine (The Amazing Digital Circus)💜

Devil (The Cuphead Show)💜

Jack O Lantern (Grim Adventures Of Billy and Mandy)💜

General Skarr (Evil Con Carne)💜

Simon Belmont (Captain N The Game Master)💜❤️

Emperor Belos (Owl House)💜💮

Sub Zero (Mortal Kombat)💜

Raiden (Mortal Kombat)💜

Raiden (Metal Gear)💜

Stocking (Panty and Stocking)💜

Kiyoshi (Hanazuki)💜❤️

Jack Sparrow (Pirates Of The Caribbean)💜

Nikku (FNF)💜

Six (BFB)💜

Lesley (DHMIS)💜💮

Sasha Waybright (Amphibia)💜

Astral (Yu-Gi-Oh Zexal)💜❤️

Vulture (Spectacular Spider Man)💜💮

Rainbow Dash (My Little Pony)💜❤️

Discord (My Little Pony)💜❤️

Mr Scatterbrain (Mr Men Show)💜❤️

Ales Mansay (Rayman)💜❤️💮

Mr Nonsense (Mr Men)💜❤️

DangerGrid Of Doom (Skatoony)💜❤️💮

Mr Puzzles (SMG4)💜💮

Chris (FNF)💜

Taki (Friday Night Fever)💜💮

Professor Venomous (OK K.O)💜💮

Asmodeus (Helluva Boss)💜

Mario.EXE (Mario.EXE/Mario's Madness)💜💮

Ned Flanders (Simpsons)💜❤️

Nikusa (FNF)💜

Esmeralda (Disney's Hunchback Of Notre Dame)💜

Velvette (Hazbin Hotel)💜

Pleakley (Lilo and Stitch)💜❤️

Killer Moth (DC)❤️

Man Ray (SpongeBob)❤️

Nordic Bunny (Shred Force)💜💮

Master Shake (ATHF)💜

Luvli (Moshi Monsters)💜❤️

Sideshow Bob (Simpsons)💜

Rayman/Ramon (Captain Laserhawk)💜

Daisy (Mario)💜

Platonic f/os⚘️

Kuromi (Sanrio)💜

Cinnamoroll (Sanrio)💜

Chococat (Sanrio)💜

Moony (ENA)💜

Henry Stickmin

Ellie Rose (Henry Stickmin)💜

Reginald Copperbottom (Henry Stickmin)💜

Demencia (Villainous)💜

Dr Flug (Villainous)

Benrey (Half Life)💜

Hatsune Miku (Vocaloid)💜

Kasane Teto (Vocaloid)💜

Kagamine Rin (Vocaloid)💜

Hex (FNF)💜

Annie (FNF)💜

Pom Pom (FNF)💜

Cassette Girl (FNF)💜

Boyfriend💜 and Girlfriend💜 (FNF)

Carol (FNF)💜

Ash (FNF)💜

Selever (FNF)💜

Ruv (FNF)💜

Solazar (FNF)💜

Rascal (FNF)💜

Tankman (Tankmen)💜

Tord (Eddsworld)💜

Eduardo (Eddsworld)💜

Matilda (Ellsworld)💜

Zanta Claws (Eddsworld)💜

Elvira Mistress Of The Dark💜

Rayman (Rayman)💜❤️

Rayman (Animated Series)💜❤️

Globox (Rayman)💜

Grand Minimus (Rayman)💜❤️

Tessa (Skylanders)💜

Mags (Skylanders)💜

Eye Brawl (Skylanders)💜

Flynn (Skylanders)💜❤️

Hugo (Skylanders)💜

Cali (Skylanders)

Bambi (Bambi)💜

Faline (Bambi)💜

SpongeBob SquarePants💜

Patrick Star (SpongeBob)💜

Sandy Cheeks (SpongeBob)💜

Plankton (SpongeBob)💜

Karen Plankton (SpongeBob)💜

Tanjiro Kamado (Demon Slayer)💜

Poppet (Moshi Monsters)💜

Oogie Boogie (Nightmare Before Christmas)💜

Charlie Morningstar (Hazbin Hotel)💜

Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel)💜

Vortex (Helluva Boss)💜

Queen Bee-Zlebub (Helluva Boss)💜

Bunny💜 and Kitty💜 (Courage The Cowardly Dog)

Anne Boonchuy (Amphibia)💜

Red Action (OK K.O)💜

Puss In Boots💜

Frost Queen Cookie (CRK)💜

Strawberry Crepe Cookie (CRK)💜

Cherry Blossom Cookie (CRK)💜

Squid Ink Cookie (CRK)💜

Daizy (Wow Wow Wubbzy)💜

Widget (Wow Wow Wubbzy)💜

Rocko (Rocko's Modern Life)💜

Filburt (Rocko's Modern Life)💜

Gordi (Unicorn Wars)💜

Maria (Unicorn Wars)💜

Luca💜

Giulia (Luca)💜

Lord X (EXE)💜

Majin Sonic💜

Curse Of X (EXE)💜

Bubble (BFDI)💜

4 (BFB)💜

Cofi (Chikn Nuggit)💜

Rabbid Rosalina (Mario + Rabbids)💜

Iris (Pokémon)💜

Freckles (Lackadaisy)💜

Gia (Madagascar)💜

Alex (Madagascar)💜

Melman (Madagascar)💜

Corporal (Penguins of Madagascar)💜

Soft Mouse (FNF: Soft)💜

Charlie (Smiling Friends)💜

Pim (Smiling Friends)💜

Mario💜

Yoshi (Mario)💜

Peach (Mario)💜

Rosalina (Mario)💜

Toad (Mario)💜

Boo (Mario)💜

King Boo (Mario)💜

Wario (Mario)💜

Sonic The Hedgehog (Sonic)💜

Amy Rose (Sonic)💜

Vector (Sonic)💜

Chip (Sonic)💜

Orbot (Sonic)💜

Sonic (Sonic Movie)💜

Knuckles (Sonic Movie)💜

Tom Wachowski (Sonic Movie)💜

Maddie Wachowski (Sonic Movie)💜

Po💜 and Laa-Laa💜 (Teletubbies)

Fleegle (Banana Splits)💜

Alice (DC/BTAS)💜

Donutella💜

Rango💜

Beans (Rango)💜

Mao Mao (Mao Mao: HOPH)💜

Badgerclops (Mao Mao: HOPH)💜

Nazz (Ed, Edd N Eddy)💜

Oggy (Oggy & The Cockroaches)💜❤️

Fizzarolli (Helluva Boss)💜

Hunter (Owl House)

Pomni (Amazing Digital Circus)💜

Jax (Amazing Digital Circus)💜

Gus (Owl House)

Coco (Crash Bandicoot)

Vaggie (Hazbin Hotel)

Cajun Fox (Courage The Cowardly Dog)

Shirley The Medium (Courage The Cowardly Dog)

GB (Mario.EXE)💜

Bullfrog (Captain Laserhawk)

Bubble (Fundamental Paper Education)

Marky (Oggy and The Cockroaches)

Familial f/os💙

Bandit (Bluey)💜🍁

Chilli (Bluey)💜🍁

Radley (Bluey)💜🍁

Frisky (Bluey)💜🍁

Calypso (Bluey)💜🍁

Brandy (Bluey)💜🍁

Eda Clawthorne (Owl House)💜🍁

Raine Whispers (Owl House)💜🍁

Lilith Clawthorne (Owl House)💜🍁

Millie (Helluva Boss)💜🍁

Moxxie (Helluva Boss)💜🍁

Stolas (Helluva Boss)💜🍁

Rosie (Hazbin Hotel)💜🍁

Lucifer Morningstar (Hazbin Hotel)💜🍁

Jack Skellington (Nightmare Before Christmas)💜🍁

Sally (Nightmare Before Christmas)💜🍁

Moominpappa (Moomin)💜🍁

Moominmamma (Moomin)💜🍁

Mama White (Sanrio)💜🍁

Papa White (Sanrio)💜🍁

Hugo💜🍁 Victor💜🍁 and Laverne💜🍁 (Disney's Hunchback Of Notre Dame)

King Andrias (Amphibia)💜🍁

Olivia (Amphibia)💜🍁

Lila (Spooky Month)💜🍁

Jaune (Spooky Month)💜🍁

John (Spooky Month)💜🍁

Wallace (Wallace and Gromit)💜🍁

Lady Tottington (Wallace and Gromit)💜🍁

Wendolene Ramsbottom (Wallace and Gromit)💜🍁

Muriel Bagge (Courage The Cowardly Dog)💜🍁

Yor Forger (Spy X Family)💜🍁

Loid Forger (Spy X Family)💜🍁

Sarvente (FNF)💜🍁

Alicia (Pokémon)💜🍁

Alice (Pokémon)💜🍁

Count Bleck (Mario)💜🍁

Tippi (Mario)💜🍁

Vanilla (Sonic)💜🍁

Optimus Prime (Transformers)💜🍁

Ventriloquist and Scarface (DC/BTAS)💜🍁

Catwoman (DC/The Batman 2004)💜🍁

Connor (Detroit: Become Human)💜🍁

Hank Anderson (Detroit: Become Human)💜🍁

Jason Voorhess (Friday The 13th)💜🍁

Pamela Voorhees (Friday The 13th)💜🍁

Ragatha💜🍁 Kinger🍁 (The Amazing Digital Circus)

Dr Eggman (Sonic)💜🍁

Smee (Peter Pan)💜🍁

Dr Springheel (FNF)💜🍁

Sir Pentious (Hazbin Hotel)🍁

Carmilla Carmine (Hazbin Hotel)🍁

Husk (Hazbin Hotel)💜🍁

Genie (Disney's Aladdin)💜🍁

Sibling f/os🦋

Moomintroll (Moomin)💜🎗

Snorkmaiden (Moomin)💜🍒

Snork (Moomin)💜🎗

Octavia (Helluva Boss)💜🍒

Bluey💜🍒

Bingo (Bluey)💜🍒

Rusty (Bluey)💜🎗

Slushi (Chikn Nuggit)💜🍒

Sprig Plantar (Amphibia)💜🎗

Marcy Wu (Amphibia)💜🍒

Mabel Pines (Gravity Falls)💜🍒

Wendy (Gravity Falls)💜🍒

Melony (SMG4)💜🍒

Meilin Lee💜🍒 and Abby Park💜🍒 (Turning Red)

Jenny Wakeman (My Life As A Teenage Robot)💜🍒

Soft BF (FNF: Soft)💜🎗

Madelyn Dinkley (Scooby Doo)💜🍒

Streber (Spooky Month)💜🎗

Tails (Sonic)💜🎗

Rasazy (FNF)💜🍒

Mindy (SpongeBob)💜🍒

Nezuko (Demon Slayer)💜🍒

Shaggy (Scooby Doo)💜🎗

Darrell💜🎗 and Shannon💜🍒 (OK K.O)

Dee Dee (Dexter's Laboratory)💜🍒

Edd/Double D (Ed Edd n Eddy)💜🎗

Collector (Owl House)💜

Olivia (Oggy & The Cockroaches)💜🍒

Hilda💜🍒

Patsy (Camp Lazlo)💜🍒

Noisette (Pizza Tower)🍒

Charlotte La Bouff (Princess and The Frog)💜🍒

Tiana (Princess and The Frog)💜🍒

Oswald The Lucky Rabbit (Disney)💜🍒

Loona (Helluva Boss)💜🍒

Odette🍒 and Clara🍒 (Hazbin Hotel)

Wubbzy (Wow! Wow! Wubbzy)🍒

Luz Noceda (Owl House)💜🍒

Vee (Owl House)🍒

N (Murder Drones)💜🎗

Charles Calvin (Henry Stickmin)💜🎗

Molly McGee (Ghost and Molly McGee)💜🍒

Child f/os🍰

Child Blitzø💜🍊 and Child Stolas💜🍊 (Helluva Boss)

Child Octavia (Helluva Boss)💜🍇

Child Fizzarolli (Helluva Boss)💜🍊

Oliver (Helluva Boss)💜🍊

Pom Pom (Bluey)💜🍇

Lila (Bluey)💜🍇

Cyan Fitzgerald (Todd McFarlane's Spawn Series)💜🍇

Ashley (Warioware)💜🍇

Penny (Warioware)💜🍇

Kat💜🍇 & Ana💜🍇 (Warioware)

9-Volt (Warioware)💜🍊

Julianna Scott (Sanrio)💜🍇

Nifty (Hazbin Hotel)💜🍇

Eri (MHA)💜🍇

Kota Izumi (MHA)💜🍊

Maggie Simpson (Simpsons)💜🍇

Nugget (Super Meat Boy)💜🍇

Anya Forger (Spy X Family)💜🍇

Bubbles (Powerpuff Girls)💜🍇

Adorabat (Mao Mao: HOPH)💜🍇

Skid (Spooky Month)💜🍊

Pump (Spooky Month)💜🍊

Robert (Spooky Month)💜🍊

Hat Kid (Hat In Time)💜🍇

Sam (Trick R Treat)💜

Cream (Sonic)💜🍇

Kirby💜🍊

Orbulon (Warioware)💜❤️🍊

SCP-053 (SCP)💜🍇

Baby Doll (DC💜🍇/BTAS💜🍇)

Cub (Happy Tree Friends)💜🍊

Lazlo (Camp Lazlo)💜🍊

Cubot (Sonic)💜🍊

Dogday💜🍊 and Hoppy Hopscotch💜🍇 (Smiling Critters/Poppy Playtime)

Hello Kitty (Sanrio)💜🍇

My Melody (Sanrio)💜🍇

X (BFB)💜

Snorky (Banana Splits)💜🍊

Lumas (Mario)💜

Baby Mario💜🍊 and Baby Luigi💜🍊 (Mario)

Onion Cookie (CRK)💜🍇

Three Diablos (Puss In Boots)💜

QT (FNF)💜🍇

My Sweet Piano (Sanrio)💜🍇

Fink (O.K KO)💜🍇

Pinocchio (Disney's Pinocchio)💜🍊

Toaster (Brave Little Toaster)💜🍊

Gangle (Amazing Digital Circus)💜🍇

Egg Boiz (Hazbin Hotel)

Gretchen (Camp Lazlo)💜🍇

Edward (Camp Lazlo)💜🍊

Blanky (Brave Little Toaster)🍊

Pet F/Os🐈

Gidget💜 Daisy💜 and Chloe💜 (Secret Life Of Pets)

Fat Nuggets💜 and Keekee💜 (Hazbin Hotel)

King (Owl House)💜

Thumper (Bambi)💜

SCP-999 (SCP)💜

SCP-131 (SCP)💜

Artemis (Sailor Moon)💜

Diana (Sailor Moon)💜

Luna (Sailor Moon)💜

Zero (Nightmare Before Christmas)💜

Perrito (Puss In Boots)💜

Kitty Softpaws (Puss In Boots)💜

Gary (SpongeBob)💜

Ringo (Eddsworld)💜

Pipsqueak (The Lorax)💜

Shirousa💜 and Kurousa💜 (Sugarbunnies)

Strawberryusa💜 and Blueberryusa💜 (Sugarbunnies)

Momousa (Sugarbunnies)💜

Vanilla (Sugarbunnies)💜

Aousa (Sugarbunnies)💜

Pandausa (Sugarbunnies)💜

Balletusa💜 and Primausa💜 (Sugarbunnies)

Pusheen The Cat💜

Cheezborger (Chikn Nuggit)💜

Chikn Nuggit (Chikn Nuggit)💜

Muffin and Socks (Bluey)💜

505 (Villainous)💜

Feathers McGraw (Wallace and Gromit)💜

Gromit (Wallace and Gromit)💜

Jeffrey The Land Shark (Marvel/It's Jeff Comics)💜

Polterpup (Luigi's Mansion)💜

Jess (Postman Pat)💜

Garfield (Garfield)💜❤️

Odie (Garfield)💜

Penguins of Madagascar(Skipper💜 Kowalski💜 Rico💜 and Private💜)

Bond (Spy X Family)💜

Le Quack (Courage The Cowardly Dog)💜

Courage The Cowardly Dog💜

Pikachu💜 and Pichu💜 (Pokémon)

Jigglypuff (Pokémon)💜

Hypno (Pokémon)💜

Hypno (Poképasta)💜

Eevee💜 and Sylveon💜 (Pokémon)

Darkrai (Pokèmon)💜

Piplup💜

Wynaut💜

Manaphy💜

Togepi💜

Pawmi💜

Mudkip💜 and Torchic💜 (Pokémon)

Chikorita (Pokémon)💜

Jirachi (Pokémon)💜

Emolga (Pokémon)💜

Axew (Pokémon)💜

Cosmog (Pokémon)💜

Mew (Pokémon)💜

Celebi (Pokémon)💜

Zorua (Pokémon)💜

Minccino💜 and Cinccino💜 (Pokémon)

Ralts💜 (Pokémon)

Latios💜 and Latias💜 (Pokémon)

Riolu💜 and Lucario💜 (Pokémon)

Buneary (Pokémon)💜

Dwebble (Pokémon)💜

Altaria💜 and Swablu💜 (Pokémon)

Quaxly (Pokémon)💜

Espurr and Meowstic (Pokémon)

Gengar💜 and Misdreavus💜 (Pokémon)

Audino (Pokémon)💜

Shinto (FNF: Lullaby)💜

Scooby Doo (Scooby Doo)💜

Chao (Sonic)💜

Rilakkuma💜

Zippy (TUFF Puppy)💜

Pugsley (Dead End: Paranormal Park)💜

Diancie (Pokémon)💜

Jiji (Kiki's Delivery Service)💜

Mog💜❤️ and Owl💜 (Meg and Mog)

Peep💜 Quack and Chirp (Peep and The Big Wide World)

Baby Rox💜 Jeepers💜 Sleepypaws💜 Shishi💜 Holga💜 Suey💜 Fifi💜 Capt Squirk💜 Tomba💜 Kissy�� Roxy💜 and Grinny (Moshi Monsters)

Pr0ships, c0mships, bigots, z00, anti-self shippers, NSFW, necr0 and p#do DNI!!!

#my f/os #f/o #f/o community #romantic f/o #platonic f/o #familal f/o #pet f/o #child f/o #sibling f/o #comfort characters #villain f/o #sister f/o #brother f/o #son f/o #daughter f/o #childhood crush #parental f/o

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sm-ocs-ask-blog · 1 month

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Welcome y'all to the ask blog where you can ask my OCS some questions or possibly requests something! Feel free to send in fan arts as well and your characters interacting with mine, I do want people to have fun with my OCS, you can also ask about aus that they are part of as well (Welcome Home, Cuphead, Van Helsing ect)

Rules:

•Please be respectful, do not send in hate, NSFW or anything that I could feel uncomfortable answering

•Shipping is allowed as long your character isn't a minor, all of my characters are adults

•Fan arts, stories and collabs are allowed, I enjoy seeing art of my characters!

•Don't be homophobic, proshipper or an AI user

•Be respectful

•You are allowed to ask their parents and friends as well

THIS IS MY SPOOKY MONTH AU SO I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT IN THIS AU! THE RESPECTFUL CHARACTERS BELONGS TO SR PELO!

Character references:

Main Sona: Eric Velseb

-Son of Bob Velseb and Nina Velseb

-28 years old

-6'7 feet tall, heavyset, half native american (Zuni), speaks two languages

-Former marine, veteran, serial killer, cult member

-Relationship with Ethan

-Bisexual, has major anger issues

Nina Velseb

-Wife of Bob Velseb and Eric's mother

-42 years old

-4'9 feet tall, slightly plus size, native american (Zuni)

-Owns the Starry Night Bakery, very kind hearted and shy

-Bob and Eric are very protective of her so be careful

-Married to Bob

-Former ex's: Frank, Rick, Jack and Candy Dealer

Frankie

-Son of Frank

-24 years old

-5'1 feet tall, slightly chubby

-Best friends with Eric, Grant, Donnie and Eddie

-Relationship with Radford

-Always gets in trouble and grounded

Grant Hedony

-Son of Rick Hedony

-25 years old

-5'3 feet tall

-Best friends with Eric, Frankie, Donnie and Eddie but mostly with Eric

-Relationship with Streber

-Hardly shows any emotions but it's rare to see him do any other expressions

Eddie

-Son of Jack

-25 years old

-4'6 feet tall

-Works as a police officer

-Currently single

-Doesn't get along with Eric, often used as a punching bag (bullying around) by Eric

Donnie

-Son of Candy Dealer

-21 years old

-5'6 feet tall

-Hardly sees his dad around but he hangs out with Eddie often

-Hates his appearance but deals with it

Robbie

-56 years old (800 year old, real age)

-Real demon

-6'8 feet tall, heavyset

-He's serious all of the time and loves to keep busy

-Friends with Nina and Rick

Feel free to ask them anything, reminder it'll take awhile for me to answer all of your asks so be patient as well! I'm sure my ocs will be happy to interact with the all of you!

Main blog:

Welcome Home AU

Interested in commissions?

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ericvelseb666 · 2 months

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I have Eric a new reference sheet oh btw he's 6'7 (now) and weighs around 230 pounds! Yep he's one heavy guy but is very strong!

Close ups⬇️

I love my big boi, he's just like me

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tylerusagi · 3 months

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Here’s more Dragon Ball x Spooky Month art again 🥕🥩

#spooky month #bob velseb #spooky month bob #spooky month fanart #dragon ball #dragon ball z #dragon ball super #dbz #son goku #goku #digital art #drawing #doodle #fanart #crossover

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rubin-therubix-loverofblorbos · 1 year

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Fluffy SFW Bob Velseb Headcanons Because Surinnit Knows What They Did

@surinnit *Hugs You* YOU KNOW WHAT YOU FUCKING DID.

He LOVES to snuggle. The only ""Problem"" is that he LOVES to be "the dog" as in under you but you're not actually on him.

Sneaky kisses. You're working? Kiss. You're cleaning? Kiss. You're cleaning yourself? Pokes his head in the shower, Kiss. You're Sleeping? Lil' smooch. I think you get the point? Kiss.

Since I head-canon he has severe brain damage a few disabilities from getting ran over four motherfucking times, sometimes he takes his hearing aids off and signs compliments to you. Either that or he wants to talk about bedroom stuff without sounding like an awkward teen. Or his hearing aids died and he enjoys talking to you.

Another Head-canon! He has Tourettes. Although it's usually not severe or dangerous, sometimes he has little attacks and hurts himself {e.g pulling a muscle when his arm or leg jolted the wrong way, hitting himself in the face when he shrugged a little bit harder than expected, getting a case of false whiplash when he turned his neck a bit too fast} And he INSISTS that you kiss it to make him feel better [if it's in a convenient spot, of course] and an extra little kiss on the lips to seal the deal.

He loves giving little Q&A talks when you want to know about how his body works or how his parents met. How many times in your life do you get to date an eldritch-Esque quite literally the son of sin with both fly and moth features??? Yeah, yeah Cool ass boyfriend but is his mom Beelzebub herself????

You make fun of his accent a LOT. You actually gave him a few pet names based on it. A "Heya, bumpkin." or "Hello, my cowboy." has been uttered more than a few times.

You are the only one he has shared his birth name with. And occasionally you use that fact to your advantage. You usually use it like a dog's full name; when he's done something wrong. "ABEZETHIBOD R. VELSEB, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?"

Bob is a dog person. In fact, you two have a Pit Bull-Borzoi mix. The problem is that they think they're a lap dog. You're used to it though because Bob thinks he's a lap dog too.

He trusts you more than anybody. You're actually the first person he came out to as a Transgender Bisexual AND you're the only person he doesn't try and actively hide his disabilities or extra abilities from. He occasionally takes his prosthesis, hearing aid, and/or glasses off in front of you.

He melts at your touch. You touch his horns? Melt. You touch his face? Melt. You touch... Actually anywhere on that touch-starved man's body? Melt.

that's about it, for now. lmao bye

#bob velseb #headcanon #the precious #Cooka da Boiga

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eunchancorner · 1 year

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PLEASE DO LER BOB AND LEE SKID AND PUMP!

So Bob is babysitting the two troublesome kids cuz Lila had some work to do and she started trusting Bob. The kids where misbehaving out of boredom and he had enough but instead of timeout he tickles them!

Alright I get it /lh /nm

Ler Bob, Lees Skid and Pump

Warning: mentions of cannibalism, blood consumption

Word count: 1440

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“Alright, Skid, Pump, I’ll be home soon. Bob, please, keep an eye on them. They’ve traumatized enough people for the year, they don’t need to be doing any more damage,” Lila told the three boys.

Pump had come over for a sleepover just before Lila had to leave for work, leaving her to find a last-minute babysitter. Thankfully, Bob Velseb, a man she’d known and trusted since she was her son’s age, had popped in to check up on her at just the right moment.

“Don’t you worry, I’ll keep an eye on these lil’ goobers,” he assured her, patting the tops of the kid’s heads.

“Good, and one more thing…” she suddenly pulled him down by the collar of his sweater, staring him dead in the eyes. “Don’t you dare feed these two human meat again.”

His warm smile turned to a stone-cold, almost emotionless expression, save for a bit of anger gleaming in his eyes.

“I got no idea what you’re talkin’ about,” he growled back, lying and they both knew it, but she didn’t have time to address it now. All she could do was hope he listened, and be grateful he refused to target the kids.

She let him go and stepped out, waving to the three as she did. Bob’s smile returned as quickly as it had left, waving back as the door closed behind her.

“Now, who wants to help ol’ Bob make some cookies?” he asked, turning to the smol kids, who quickly jumped up with the repeated yell of “Me! Me! Me!”

In the kitchen, and gathering ingredients for the delicious treats, Bob began to set everything out.

“Did you know, blood can be used as a substitute for eggs in baking?” he told the boys as he pulled out a water bottle, filled nearly to the brim with a bright red liquid that the two could only assume was blood. He carefully measured it into a measuring cup and added it to the dough, mixing thoroughly until it had little more than a reddish tint.

“Woahhhh, that’s so cool!” Pump crowed as Bob showed them.

“We’re making blood cookies!” Skid cheered.

Bob chuckled at the two’s enthusiasm as he began scooping the cookie dough onto the baking sheet.

“Why yes, I suppose we are.”

After sticking the cookies in the oven, the three came out to the living room, Bob putting on a horror movie while they waited for the cookies to bake.

“Bob?” Skid eventually piped up, turning from his spot on the floor to look at the man on the couch.

“What’s up, kiddo?”

“Do you like the Spooky Month? Mom says you might not like it, since it gives you bad memories… but that’s not a reason to not like it, right?”

Bob’s face fell for a moment before forcing a warm smile back onto it. Don’t be a sad bastard in front of the kids.

“Nah, I like Spooky Month just the same as everyone else in this town. I ain’t special in that,” he assured the skeleton-clad boy with a small head pat.

“Good, because I love the Spooky Month! It’s the best month in the whole year, because we get to dress up, and get candy, and see all our friends! Outside of school!” he droned on excitedly, Pump catching on and popping up beside him.

“Plus the stores start filling up with pumpkin-flavored things, like pumpkin pie, and pumpkin cookies, and pumpkins! And we get to do the spooky dance!” he added, practically fizzing with the same energy and enthusiasm as his best friend.

“That’s-”

Suddenly the oven dinged, cutting off Bob’s response, making him get up.

“Hold that thought, kids,” he told the two as he headed into the kitchen to get the cookies.

Skid slumped down onto the floor, crossing his arms and huffing angrily.

“I wanted to show him the spooky dance!” he whined, mad at the oven for going off ‘too soon.’

“So did I…” Pump mumbled, sitting beside him. Suddenly, like a switch, an idea lit up in his brain and he turned to Skid, only to see him looking back. They’d had the same idea at the same time, and what a fun idea it was.

Bob hummed quietly as he took the cookies out of the oven, setting them on the stovetop above. The smell filled the air and made his stomach growl, and it took every little bit of willpower he had not to eat one now and burn the shit out of his mouth. Instead, he turned to the mess of a kitchen he had neglected to clean up earlier and sighed, deciding now was as good a time as any to get it done.

After about 15 minutes of cleaning up, he turned to put away the last item, the whisk. However, there was one minor little problem.

Where the fuck did it go?

The whisk had disappeared, leaving Bob a confused man standing in a clean kitchen as he searched around where he’d left it. It hadn’t rolled off the counter, or been put away already, or tossed in the sink filled with soapy water. It wasn’t on the table nor under it, and it hadn’t found its way into the cabinets. So where was it?

Suddenly, he heard giggling. Faint, but it was definitely there.

Did they take it? he asked himself as he followed the sound, until, sure enough, he saw the two hiding on the couch, Pump holding the whisk tightly in his hands. A small smirk crossed his face as an idea bloomed in his mind, and he crept silently towards the couch, keeping his mouth shut until…

“WHAT’RE YOU DOIN’?!” he bellowed as he scooped them both up from behind the couch, eliciting spooked but delighted squeals from them both as they were lifted into the air before it was squeals of laughter as Bob easily tickled each belly with one hand.

“Did you two lil goobers really think I wouldn’t notice you’d taken the one thing I hadn’t put away yet?”

“Ihihi dihihidn’t tahahake ihihit!” Skid protested, attempting to curl up around Bob’s hand.

“IHIT WAHAHAS YOUHUHUHUR IDEAHAHAHA!!” Pump squealed out, obviously far more affected by the tickles.

“Ihit was nohohot!”

“Now, now, no more arguin’. How about you both agree ya messed up and give me that whisk back so I can clean it off? Then we can have some nice, warm cookies.”

“Nohohoho!” “NEHEHEVEHER!!”

“Suit yourselves, guess I gotta use the ol’ persuasion method.”

Suddenly, he plopped down onto the couch, pinning Pump to it with one hand and squeezing at his side, making his cackles die down to giggles, while holding Skid up in his other arm his hand poised at the ribs, making him stuck in the giggles he was in before purely out of anticipation.

“Now, Pump, you can either give me back the whisk now, and I’ll stop ticklin’ you, or, keep it, and your little friend gets it~”

“Gehe- gehets whahahat?” he asked out of sheer curiosity. He knew Skid could handle a lot, so he wanted to see what Bob thought could break his bestie.

Bob merely smirked before he started blowing raspberries on one side of Skid’s ribs, his hand scribbling over the other side, causing Skid to squeal and cackle at the mismatched and maddening sensations.

“PUHUHUMP! GIHIVE IHIT TOHOHO HIHIHIM!! GIHIVE IHIT BAHAHACK!!”

“Whahat hahahappehened toho neheveheher suhurrehehendeher?”

“SUHUHURREHEHENDEHEHER!! SURREHEHENDEHEHER!!”

And, sure enough, Bob felt something small smack into his leg, a single look revealing it was the wire whisk the two boys had made off with, and he released the two from their ticklish captivity. Grabbing the whisk, he left the two alone on the couch to cuddle up and regain their composure as he was finally able to clean and put away the utensil. Soon enough, he returned to two little cuddlebugs on the couch, plate of cookies in hand, and settled down beside them.

“Cookie?” he offered to them, lowering the plate so they could each take some, before grabbing one of his own and biting into it.

“Blehhh, it tastes like metal!” Skid complained.

“It’s like sucking on a penny,” Pump agreed, Bob merely rolling his eyes at their dramatics.

“Oh, quit your whinin. Tastes good to me…” he mumbled, munching yet another cookie. It tasted just enough like blood to him to keep him satiated enough to not kill the kids, not that he could ever bring himself to. There was just something about these kids, he could never hurt them. Like some kind of weird vibe to them.

Weird kids.

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Two birbs with one stone lets go

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