#sorry not sorry for the pun lmao

[b0wieblue]

Salmon are cool :]

#sorry not sorry for the pun lmao #I saw an opportunity and I seized it #sockeye salmon #digital art #marine biology #clip studio paint #bowiedoesthedraw #also if ya don’t know #salmon smolt is like this in between stage of lil baby before they eventually head out to the ocean and fully mature #I guess a teenager?? #idkkk

[hiccuppop]

redraw of that stupid doodle i did of chara from last year

#undertale #undertale fanart #chara #frisk #my art #kiti art zone #IMPROVEMENT HEEHE #i been wanting to redraw my old undertale art #because it looks bad #so i need to fix it #anyways im horrible at puns but i can pretend just to continue my idea of chara being good at it #gaslighting myself into believing im good at it #ITS SO AWFUL #IM SORRY IF YOU CRINGE LMAO

[vyibunni]

this moment really reminded me of my tav <3 dialogue is from the video "turning random lines of action into characters" by Drawfee Show on youtube, modified a bit to be more british lol

+ bonus

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 tav #astarion #karlach #astarion x tav #BARELY. so im sorry to tag it but personally im someone who heavily relies on the blacklist feature so i feel like i need to just in case #i put the last one as a bonus bc yes its in a different style but also 1. its so ooc bc im pretty sure astarion hates puns #and 2. bc it has a line thats not from the video. its just a bit of fun 💖 #this moment from the video is one of my fave clips everrr so i had to draw this #but theyre in the void with flat lighting bc i had a lot of difficulties drawing these hfkfjdjfkfk #i hope i somewhat conveyed my tavs smug little face in the bonus drawing LMAO #i literally miss him so much ;____;

[akkivee]

The Rosho Special☆ Cream of the Crop Curry: Hypmic Curry Drama Track TL

Sasara: Oh, you’ve really been cookin’!

Rei: That curry smell is really making me hungry!

Rosho: It’s a miracle I was able to even decipher what you meant in that text! Why am I the only one working on this??

Sasara: Don’t sweat the small stuff! Have you finished making our super interesting curry yet?

Rosho: I did my best to follow your recipe but…

Rei: Hm? You didn’t make a normal curry?

Sasara: Tut tut tut! You see, this curry was made with some special ingredients!

Rei: It looks brown like any other curry, so I can’t tell the difference.

Sasara: I’ll give you a hint! I was thinking of calling it, "This Curry's Got You Gigged!!" Setting off any bells??

Rei: You can’t be thing about… Actually, no, that hint was so stupid, I got nothing for you.

Sasara: Hey now!!

Rosho: I used flounder in the curry, but if you can’t tell that at a glance, that’s gotta mean your joke’s fallen flat, right?

Rei: The curry’s meant sell, so it should have a little more impact.

Sasara: I guess you’re right… It’s gotta be appealing televised too…

Rosho: Let’s take a moment to brainstorm.

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Sasara: *pops a cold one open* Man, nothing’s coming to mind at all…!

Rei: The theme you had settled on was, “A Bizarre Brown Curry,” right?

Rosho: We shouldn’t even try to be teeming with themes! It’s all about the flavours!!

Sasara: “Okra-zy Curry” doesn’t sound too bad!

Rosho: Okra me a river!!

Rei: How about “Kelp!! Addicted to Seaweed Curry”?

Rosho: Oh, now you’re just sailing on his coattails!

Sasasa: “Ya Kraken Me Up Squid Curry”!!

Rosho: Quit it with the seafood puns!! Geez, you’re not even trying to solve the root of the problem.

Sasara: Nyahaha…! No, yeah, you’re right.

Rei: But curry’s just curry, isn’t it? How can you even get someone to give a laugh at it at just a glance?

Rosho: How many times do I gotta say, that’s why we’re sittin’ around thinkin’ about it!!

Sasara: I think the alcohol’s getting to us~ Let’s get some food down, so we can sober up.

Rei: I agree. I’d like one order of flounder curry with rice!

Rosho: You takin’ my home as an izakaya?? Serve your own curry!!

Sasara: Phew whee, Mista Rosho here sure is stingy!

Rei: Well, sounds like I got no other choice.

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Rei: Hey, so this is getting annoying to handle, you mind if I use this whole pot?

Sasara: Rosho, whatcha want me to do with this bag?

Rosho: Shut up, the both of you!! For now, just bring everything to me.

Rei: And there. Rice is served~

Sasara: And here’s a bit of the curry to top it off!

Rosho: Oh yeah, we’re using this too!

Sasara: “A White Stew for Rice”? You brought out some boil in bag goods you had bagged up?

Rosho: A student of mine gave it to me as a souvenir from a Hokkaido trip. It apparently has some Hokkaido specialties in it.

Rei: Their milk is incredibly tasty. And so… *pours it in*

Rosho: Hey!!!! What the heck are you doing??

Rei: This is my specialty, “Stew On This Rice”!

Rosho: The bag wasn’t even boiled yet… I guess I’ll stick it in the microwave.

Sasara: Wait a sec!

Rosho: What are you making that serious face for?

Sasara: If it’s cream… How does “Cream Of The Crop Curry” sound??

Rei: Ohhh, we are aiming for something eye-catching but… Wait, actually, this might work.

Rosho: It’s more of a stew though…

Sasara: Let’s have a taste test first!

*microwave dings*

DH: *eats*

Sasara: Woah??? This creamy stew and rice pair together so well!!

Rei: And this white colour gives it quite the impact.

Sasara: This is it! This is the curry that’s going to carry Dotsuitare Hompo to victory!

Rosho: But this isn’t curry?? What do you mean we’re going to use a stew??

Rei: Why’re you fussing? All we have to do is say we made a white curry.

Rosho: Then how do you explain how we made it??

Rei: White curry does exist, you know. There are spices for it and everything. Curry connoisseurs would be familiar with it.

Sasara: Is that so?? Well, there you have it, Rosho! I’ll let you figure out what those spices are!

Rosho: No, you won’t!! Shouldn’t we all be trying to figure this out??

Rei: Ahaha! I believe you’ll figure it out somehow.

Sasara: Alright! “The Rosho Special☆ Cream of The Crop Curry” is definitely going to take us to the top!!

#sasara nurude #rosho tsutsujimori #rei amayado #dotsuitare hompo #hypmic #hypnosis mic #HOW DO DH TRANSLATORS DO IT I WAS MISERABLE TRYING TO MAKE THEIR STUPID PUNS WORK #a lot got lost in the sauce i'm sorry i'm not better at this lol 🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️ #first and foremost is that the title in romaji reads 'omoshiroi karee' #and that the word for 'white' is 'shiroi' #'omoshiroi' and 'shiroi' you see the pun right lmao #i decided to tl it as cream of the crop bc cream is a shade of white and it has milk lol win win i think #this whole thing was made of little puns like that i'll type them out if you ask but i won't in the tags lol #also if you've had a rice and chicken casserole add some curry spice to it and that is exactly this curry LMAO #i understand why rosho was concerned lmao but it was incredibly tasty lol #a very familiar tasting curry bc it tasted like a casserole but idk i kinda wanna dock points off for it lol #we'll see how it falls in the end lol #curry tl

[torra-and-the-toons]

Ok, I’ve been thinking about this request for a while, but have been putting it off.

Could you do a drawing based off the episode L.O.C.K.D.O.W.N? It’s one of my favorites and the vampire designs are generally cool and deserve more attention!

Anyway, enjoy 😋

I'll be honest, the Vampires weird me out but only because of the spanking aspect (and the fact they had to spank a grown man to change back like excuse me??) Their designs are cool as hell though. If they existed without the spanking aspect, they wouldn't weird me out as much.

This might not be quite what you had in mind, but one of my coworkers told me a funny pun that I thought I could use for this very request.

I like to think it's the real reason they were so determined to change back lmao.

#torras art #codename kids next door #knd #torra answers #anonymous #sector v #nigel uno #hoagie gilligan #kuki sanban #wallabee beetles #abigail lincoln #maybe one day I'll try a proper piece with all of them #the pun was too good to pass up lmao #also sorry this one ended up being kinda low effort I've had a really tough week

[yellowheartz]

Merman Kusuo and Pirate Aren falling in love after having a bloody fight. They get trapped in an island, and Kusuo was hurt by a sharp wood from Aren’s ship so his only solution is to shapeshift into a human. Aren, thinking he killed the sea creature, limps on the island and finds for food and supplies to soon fix his ship and escape. He encounters an equally injured "human" and realizes that that human was bleeding a lot, and somehow.. naked?

Despite his own injuries, he offers help. But Kusuo acts hostile and threatens, yet Aren knows he is defenseless and merely offers his coat to cover himself up from the cold.

To speedrun this, they both spend time together on the island with their series of secrets kept from each other. They slowly grow fond of each other but Aren is still unaware. Kusuo admits his hostility between the man he had fought with had simmered down, even to the point of trusting Aren with helping his injuries.

Every time Aren goes to sleep, Kusuo slowly heals Aren’s wounds but it's slow and weak because Kusuo barely goes into the water since Aren always tries to come and find him after having bonded with him for a smaller amount than few days.

Aren notices that one thing Kusuo does is ask questions about "human affairs." He seems to think Kusuo has only grown on islands and rarely associates with people, seeing how as he was butt-nude and carrying nothing but injur- hey, now that he thought about it. Why was Kusuo so injured back then?

Aren becomes more suspicious of Kusuo despite his seemingly weak persona.

Kusuo tries his all to learn about humans from Aren because as a merman, and as a powerful one at that. He has never set afoot shore with humans, much less be allowed to interact with them with his family's fear of him being discovered and brutally killed. Kusuo has heard Kusuke talk about humans selling fish for money and food. How Kusuke knows so, is beyond him. But somehow, Aren seems different than those horrible stories Kusuke talks of.

Though, Aren was a pirate, a dangerous like of the ocean and hated by most sea life. The man himself was actually enthralling.

Time progresses, and Aren finally builds his ship with unknown supplies found on the island (provided kindly by Kusuo), and he thinks about bringing Kusuo along with him.

What do you think happens next?

#im sorry i cant finish this im actually doing homework rn LMFAO #i had to write it down lest i forget all about it #will continue later #yellow talks #saiki k #kubosai #kubosai merman pirate au #lmao i just realized the pun #time progresses and aren builds his ship.... yea ok go build your future witj your future fish hubby smh #the best kubosai thoughts always come at 2 to 3am

[shions-chin-scar]

The fandom: *collectively losing their mind over Kento Nanami this episode*

Me:

#jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen anime spoilers #haruta shigemo #the poor guy did NOT have a good time lmao #but he absolutely killed it (pun intended) #the ep wa so good... they reall did the manga justice #i only have a few teeny tiny nitpicks but i'll address them later in an ask i have yet to answer (i'm so sorry) #and really it's just me being an annoying manga fan #anyway. haruta <3

[autumnalfallingleaves]

C,,,, chromatic aberrat-anne,,,,,,

reblogs are highly appreciated, and please do not repost my art

Adding these two versions here as well because I originally forgot to give Anne her leaves but like these anyway lol

#amphibia #anne boonchuy #illustration #art #beans art #im sorry I had the worst idea for a pun pop into my head and I had to use it on the post lmao #playing around with chromatic aberration and had some fun with my favorite glow stick girl :)

[sharkstatic]

you!! show me your ocs (pretty please)

OFC <3 oh man where to even start

i have about 22 active ocs i rotate lmao about 10 of those have fully developed story/background/personality

these are all ones i dont think ive posted much or at all but these are some of my fav designs/concepts:

memphis honey- catboy extreme, magic user, very loose morals, carved those symbols into his own skin before his scheduled execution so that noone could bring him back once dead. once took over a cult in order to blow it up.

diamond- legally a tattoo artist for powerful demons that would usually heal up tattoos and piercings. illegally most other things. that collar is very literally keeping their head on.

sixgill- very very very old sixgill shark. she lives in the deep ocean and protects an ancient evil and also the ancient evil's baby son. 27 ft tall.

dishi- 7ft tall super buff spirit medium and compulsive liar. a romantic but has the worst taste in men youve ever seen. sees ghosts, demolition expert. this is specifically him while possessed which happens more often than hes comfortable with bc the Veil Is Thin around him, hes like personified halloween

fangfei- sir thats a whore ass bitch. cloud dragon. their style can be summed up with 'cheap and gold'. had to fight their twin to the death at an early age. mommy issues. doing coke in the bathroom about it.

:D they are all fantastic i love them ty for giving me an opportunity to spit them all out on here

#i didnt wanna just post all the arts id already done dfshbdfggfd #so heres my faves #otherwise kuo and dou wouldve been on here but theyre on a post on my main blog i think #i dont think ive ever mentioned memphis or sixgill or diamond on here #they all have pretty extensive lore but it would be too much to put down here #diamond died and his brother made a deal with a dream demon to bring him back from the brink of death #memphis comes as a package deal with sigurd theyre besties #and he forgets morals exsist as soon as hes presented with something interesting and sciency but he KNOWS this so he trusts sigurd to check #ANYAWY TYTYTY FOR ASKING SORRY THIS TOOK A DAY I HAD TO DECIDE WHAT TO EVEN ANSWER WITH DFGSBHGHFDS #i decided to try not to just post all the art i already posted again #so new ocs be upon ye fdsghfds #thanks for giving me an excuse to show them off #this is like the worst picture of dishi but its also most interesting lmao #this also reminded me of another oc i should finish and post shes actually my favorite concept for an oc ever mostly for the pun in her nam

[coffee-cait]

🐱🍎

sometimes you just gotta draw your oc blorbos for the mental health

[EDIT] lmao i goofed and forgot a few things the first time

#original #oc #nyollie #lmao one of my few OCs that actually get a name and it's a pun #im so sorry sweety im bad at naming #but anyways marlin finding nemo voice: HAVE YOU SEEN MY DAUGHTER

[evanture]

a little comic about my interpretation of dess in undertale. shes taking care of noelle on her own after rudy passed

Heres a little doodle of Sans deersitting Noelle.

#deltarune #dess holiday #sans the skeleton #sans undertale #papyrus undertale #utdr #utdr comic #apologies for writing discrepancies i havent written the skelebros in ages #dess 🤝 sans: raising a sibling alone #she likes his puns #reminds her of rudy #idk what her magic would be. i like the idea of her having fire powers to parallel noelle #carols dead because i didnt want to figure out how old to make her #LMAO #sorry mayor holiday #holiday sisters

[happi-tree]

Happy Wip Wednesday! Swiftli Week is less than a week away (ack!!!)

This is a little sneak peek for March 4th's prompt (Angel + Demon / Hot + Cold / Fantasy AU), which it takes place in the same universe as (i will) stay for you ⚔️👑 Looks like there might be some,,, knight terrors,,, in this one.

Plain text under the cut!

Slowly, gently, he brings his hand from Lincoln’s shoulder and up the side of his neck, tilting his face in his palm to force their eyes to meet.

“You’re alright,” Taylor repeats, more firmly. “You are safe.” Then, hedging a guess, “I am safe. I’m right here, I’m not leaving.”

It takes a moment for Lincoln to make sense of what he sees, but in the space of a few heartbeats, his eyes focus upon him, and something within him seems to snap.

“You’re real?” He asks, voice hoarse and wrecked and near-childlike, and heat builds at the corners of Taylor’s eyes.

“Yes,” he breathes. “Yes, Link, I’m real, I’m here, you’re with me. No ill has befallen me.”

Link’s hand rises toward Taylor, outstretched, and wavers mere inches from his face, its fingers trembling something fierce.

Taylor takes it in his grasp, brings it gently to rest upon the side of his own face, and feels he may cry at the sound of his knight’s relieved sigh.

“Oh, my sweet prince,” Lincoln murmurs, voice and hand shaking in equal fervor as his calloused thumb strokes weakly along his cheek. “I thought - I thought I lost -”

Taylor lets the tears fall.

“You haven’t,” he replies. “You won’t. Not ever.”

“You - you know you cannot promise me that,” Lincoln says, and even with the syllables stretched out between sniffles, the notion is every bit as infuriatingly Lincoln as it always has been.

#royal au swiftli we are SO fucking back lovebirds :DDD #anyway. im so. eeee im very excited for this one!!! #full disclosure i also have two other fics for this universe in the works but. those'll probably come out much much later shkfkhas #anyway. who all is excited for swiftli week bc i sure am!!! #everyone's wips so far have been so cool 🥺🥺🥺... but i digress. anyway. swiftli #dndads #dndads swiftli week 2024 wips #dndads swiftli week 2024 #swiftli #fic #happi scribbles #shield and scepter #i would say apologies for the dad pun in that caption but. that would imply that i'm actually sorry lmao 🤡

[cyanide-sodapop]

cheese is good

cheese is grate

#cheese #puns #bad puns #dumb jokes #one of those 3am thoughts #why am i like this #my sense of humor is like #99% dark and 1% dumb jokes #sorry i guess you could say #that pun was a little #cheesy #lmao #excuse my sense of humor #i shredded it #if i say so myself #ok i'll stop now

[weareamarvel]

it was un(bear)ably hot out

#aaaahahahaha #sorry for the pun guys but it’s better than my first idea which was ‘it was beary hot out’ lmao #me #my face #selfie #cute girls #asian #wlw #wlwoc #bisexual #nonbinary woman #queer

[the-punforgiven]

Man fighting a For Honor knight would be so funny imagine getting into a fight with a massive sexy halberd-wielding dude in big heavy armor and halfway into the fight he just throws a hand grenade at your feet

#idk it's just really funny to me for some reason #Pun's text Posts #for honor #also sorry for For Honor posting in 2022 lmao

[dysphorie-draws]

Jean-ic adventure!

#sorry for the terrible pun #no im not lmao #anyway #dysphorie draws #disco elysium #de #disco elysium fanart #de fanart #jean vicquemare #jean heron vicquemare #sonic #sonic the hedgehog #sonic adventure