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hyuckonia · 7 months

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deuce fucking dies dot jpg

bonus:

old man breaks back laughing at lame joke too hard 😂😂😂😔

#its funny guys get it its deez NUTS hahahah HAHAHA its funny get it guys its so funny and relevant guys guys where are you goi #jumpscare: white boy #i dont have a funny story for when i doing this one but a bug flew in my dollar store minion cup of water so that was Hashtag Sad #I just wanted to draw that bonus but I do thnk deuce knows the joke and cried himself to sleep that night #twisted wonderland #twst #fanart #memes #meme #ace trappola #deuce spade #grim #twst grim #twst yuu #lilia vanrouge #lilia tells sebek to try the joke on malleus later. malleus doesnt get it. silver tells him how crude that joke is #sebek also cries himself to sleep that night #hyuckscraps

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happyheidi · 1 year

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deer walks into a store and later brings her whole family for another visit 🛒

Horsetooth Store, Gas, and RV Park

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#she said matriarchal goddess powers activate!#and can we talk about the name #Horsetooth store?? YES #lol I love that so much #cottagecore #deer #funny #animals in store #odd news #cool #wholesome #cute #wild animals #story #america #photography #gas station #irony here is it’s probably family owned and operated #headline: “’showing nature AND humans who’s boss’

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pocketscribbs · 7 months

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Basically the announcement trailer:

#jokes aside I’m excited to see what type of story Ian Flynn has in store #sonic dream team #sonic fanart #my art #sonic the hedgehog #ariem the ram?#what do we call her?

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perlukafarinn · 1 year

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this was published in 1976

(The Winged Dreamers by Jennifer Guttridge, published in Star Trek: The New Voyages)

#kirk/spock #spirk #star trek #star trek tos #obsessing over kirk/spock and just remembered this story #i read this expert on livejournal all the way back in ~2010 #and especially ordered the book through my local comic book store because of it lmao #i needed to share it here it cannot be forgotten #the new voyages

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nordsea-horizons · 23 days

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the two shops on starview island couldnt be more different! the cheaper option is obvious, but supporting the local farmers community is important! the choice is easy right!?…

#acnh starview island #acnh #animal crossing #acnh island #animal crossing new horizons #new horizons #acnh exterior #acnh inspo #acnh town #acnh store #acnh story #acnh farmcore #acnh autumn #acnh fall #acnh stardew valley

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theriverbeyond · 9 months

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yeah

#shoutout to my partner for coordinating a B&N run yesterday and then driving me to the store while i was off my shits love you babe ❤️#the locked tomb #the unwanted guest #nona the ninth #trb.txt #tor will never succeed in not leaking a short story jhdjdkdks flashback to AYU......#:(. anyway i will pr9bably NOT publically post about it until sept 12??? but. TAMSYN MUIR U MAD BASTARD. DONE IT AGAIN!!!!

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jamstreak · 1 year

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based off an actual thing that happened to me

#my art #stardew #stardew valley #stardew sebastian #so the story is #i was in this antique store because I wanted to browse the place #and i eyed this jar of seashells that was labelled 1998 #it looked cool #the lady at the counter saw me and said oh those were handpicked from #some beach on the east coast #and i #The idiot stick riddled with social illness #said oh haha nice #and then we had a painfully one sided conversation on said jar of shells #I was the only person in that store #so i felt stupidly obligated to buy them #and I did #now they sit on my desk and I don’t know what to do with them

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reunitedinterlude · 17 days

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lofi phantasy: the album

track 7: small town store

#the concept having to be.. small town /or/ store like a choice had to be made sdjfs #dan and phil #daniel howell #danisnotonfire #amazingphil #phil lester #danandphilbeats #dpgdaily #phan #dnp gifs #my gifs #compilation #lofiphantasygifs #Dan Vs Phil | Hometown Showdown #Dan and Phil’s Story of TATINOF #A Festive Day in the Life of Dan and Phil!#A Day in the Life of Phil and Dan!

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gummi-ships · 15 days

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Kingdom Hearts 3 - Toy Box

#kingdom hearts 3 #kh3 #toy box #scenery #my gif #running around andy's room and seeing sora donald and goofy's toy themed appearance for the first time is such a vivid memory for me #they went so hard making that toy store it's soooo detailed. just imagine all of the assets needed to fill the place #box art for toys; video game cover cases; various figures/toys to put out on display for a variety of different toy departments #they could have remade al's toy barn but no they created this huge three story tall mega super store #it's every kids dream and looks too grand and amazing to be an actual existing building in the toy story canon lol #but even the plot elements of this world are so intriguing #there's the introduction of yozora; the gigas mechs; having sora thrown into a tv screen right into the verum rex game; split worlds #so much happens here and i just know it'll be fully recontextualized in future game installments #i'm really looking forward to that #but all of that aside it's really neat to be toy sized #it's all just such a fun experience. good world

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starryeyedjanai · 11 months

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tell me (everything will be alright)

steddie | 814 words | cw: drugs

Steve doesn’t pretend to know what Eddie gets up to in his spare time. He imagines he probably smokes a lot of weed, maybe dabbles in some of the harder stuff he sells from time to time.

So he’s utterly taken aback when Eddie calls him freaking out about a bad trip, asking if he’ll come over and babysit him because he, “Took something, Steve. Please, just get over here.”

He’s even more surprised when he’s sitting on the Munson couch and asks Eddie what he took that he needs babysitting for and Eddie won’t give him a straight answer.

“I’ve just, I’ve never taken it before, so I didn't know how I’d react,” Eddie says, and Steve is concerned.

Mushrooms? LSD? PCP? Are those two the same thing? Steve is not knowledgeable enough to babysit someone as they trip; he’s totally gonna screw this up.

Eddie turns to him with wide eyes and says, “I feel crazy, man. Like, I’m seein’ shit.”

“Like hallucinating?” Steve asks, running a stressed hand through his hair. He is not equipped to deal with this. “I need you to tell me what you took, man. I need to know what I’m dealing with here.”

Eddie shakes his head, says, “It’s stupid. It’s so stupid. You’re gonna make fun of me.”

“I promise I won't make fun of you. Please just tell me,” Steve asks, begs really, because this is starting to scare him.

Eddie grumbles and groans, but eventually says, “It’s on the counter,” with a frown.

Steve scrambles to get up and look. He looks on the counter and - he doesn't find anything. He sees leftovers, he sees a bottle of Benadryl, he sees random pieces of mail. He does not see drugs that would require someone to babysit Eddie while he trips.

“Eddie, I don't see- is it on the bathroom counter? I need to know what you took.” He turns around and sees Eddie listing sideways on the couch, like he’s fading fast. “Fuck,” Steve whispers, sprinting back over to the couch.

He kneels in front of Eddie and sits him upright again.

He’s not freaking out. He’s just going to be so, so calm about this. “Eddie,” he says, voice measured. “I need to know what you took so I can help you. I can't help if I don't know what I’m dealing with.”

Eddie looks at him through squinted eyes. “’told you it’s on the counter.”

“I didn't see anything on the counter,” he says, trying not to snap.

“It’s the-“ Eddie breathes deep through his nose. “It’s the goddamn Benadryl. Took two of those motherfuckers and now I’m so, so dizzy, Stevie.” He doesn't slur the words, but it's a close thing.

Steve stares at him. Breathes out deep and just stares for a minute. His lips twitch.

Eddie purses his lips. “You’re making fun of me in your head. I can tell!”

“Ed,” he tries saying, but a laugh bubbles up in his throat and he has to stop and throw a hand over his mouth to contain it.

“Steeeeeve,” Eddie whines, frowning, pathetic.

“I’m so sorry,” Steve says, pulling himself together. “You’re right. This is serious. You took two Benadryl.”

“I took two Benadryl,” Eddie repeats. He yawns, his jaw cracking.

Steve doesn't laugh. He tries to not even smile, but it’s so hard with Eddie looking at him with such sad eyes.

“You’re gonna be fine,” he says, pulling himself up and plopping down on the couch next to Eddie.

“How do you know that? I’m still dizzy,” Eddie says.

“I think you just, you got yourself a little worked up, is all.” He puts an arm around Eddie, guiding him to rest his head in Steve's lap. “As soon as you relax, you’ll fall right asleep. And I’ll be here the entire time.”

“You won't leave? You’re sure? You’ll stay the whole time?” Eddie asks.

“I won't leave,” he says, brushing a hand through Eddie’s hair.

“Oh,” Eddie says, when Steve’s hands continue to play with his hair. “This is nice,” he says through a yawn.

“See?” Steve says. “You’ll be asleep in just a minute and everything will be fine.”

“You won't let the demons get me?” Eddie asks nonsensically, voice slurring with how to close to sleep he is.

“I won't let any demons get to you. I’ll fight them off,” he says, smiling down at Eddie.

“You’ll protect me?” he asks. And-

And something funny happens in Steve’s chest, like his heart skips a beat or something.

“Yeah,” he says. “I’ll protect you. I’ll always protect you.”

Eddie sighs and says, “Yeah, I know you will.”

And that feeling is still there as Eddie’s breathing evens out. Steve keeps his hand in Eddie’s hair, succumbing to the fact that he’s stuck here until Eddie wakes up.

He thinks there are worse places he could be.

#this is lighthearted and dumb so don’t let the drug cw scare you #steddie #stranger things #st ficlet #stranger things ficlet #steddie ficlet #janai.doc #was this inspired by a real story of me taking 2 store brand benadryl because I misread the label? maybe #did I immediately conk out for 11 hours and have Benadryl Dreams2.0? yes

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foldingfittedsheets · 11 days

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When I worked in jewelry we had this semi-regular lady who would come in with her cat on her.

The cat was harnessed but it was utterly superfluous because the she just dangled over the woman’s shoulder like a stuffed toy, utterly limp. It was one of the most beautiful and unsettling creatures I’ve ever seen. The woman herself was bizarre in the ways you’d expect someone who shops with a shoulder cat to be.

It’s ethereal blue eyes we’re devoid of… everything. I often voiced to my beloved that I thought the cat was piloting the woman psychically which seemed like the most plausible explanation for the whole situation.

I liked when the lady came in though, I got to pet the empty eyed cat. She was so soft.

#ramblies #I think she was a rag doll or something #I only saw her move once when she readjusted #the lady was very startled that the cat had stirred #jewelry store #cat #ragdoll #funny #story

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eleonorpiteira · 11 months

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