#the big grapes….

[yayswag]

“St. Lucy of Syracuse—eyeless, sightless, and carrying her baby blues on a platter, two ripe, round grapes like I’d put on a dish on Halloween when I was nine and I’d make my 10 year old boyfriend put his fingers into it and I tell him, ‘They’re my dogs’, can’t you tell? I pulled ‘em out today just for you.’ And right there on the spot he’d confess his undying love to me.” (excerpt from patty chang’s melons)

#ANOTHER REALLY WEIRD ONE #BUT…. i heard this today and couldn’t stop myself from drawing something based on it…. just wow… #even though other than this line there is really no connection between style romance and that killer performance #oh nooo #the big grapes…. #why did i make them so big?? #i think it’s okay though…. #happy thursday… or perhaps friday now??? #hooray!! #south park #sp style

[ruushes]

> pull her into a hug

#karlach #nox #my ocs #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #like holding a couple of grapes etc #in the tadpolycule universe they [redacted] after this #probably in the non-tadpolycule universe too but u know. as besties #big cloud w red and purple limbs sticking out emitting hearts and cartoon sound effects and when it clears she's tied them into a pretzel #my art

[hellishgayliath]

Leo then proceeded to make him fish out all of his clothes immediately after he ate

He really do be doing this tho

#samurai rabbit #rottmnt #leoichi #usagi yuichi #my art #mr had a grape up his nose for a whole year #i highly doubt this boy is big on hygiene #bet his clothes smell like maple

[graevelabyss]

You know what genuinely kept me up until 1am last night about FH: Junior Year, the Bad Kids could have been facing such worse enemies if Porter actually thought about who would be best in Kipperlily’s place.

My mind goes directly to Ragh or Hargis, both very powerful kids who were in pretty bad situations. Ragh was wrapped up with the Harvest Men and in denial about his sexuality. Wait I forgot, Porter did try and mess with Ragh with his silly "Barbarian healing", would Porter have tried some shit if the Bad Kids hadn't taken Ragh on Summer break with them? I’m thankful every day the Bad Kids took him in. Hargis in turn also could have dodged a bullet by meeting the Bad Kids. Like a shy theatre nerd that struggles socially with his passion, who is a Goliath fighter no less is a recipe for (not necessarily hate-filled) but a rage-filled disaster. That beige aura really did good for him I think.

AND WHAT ABOUT YELL. Danielle would have been in so much trouble if she didn’t find the Maidens. A socially ostracised girl that can’t find a permanent adventuring party because of her beliefs and actions gets tricked into using her druidic powers to spread the rage-star powder all across Elmville. I am shaking Porter’s shoulders violently rn, BRO. A DRUID. YOU SKIPPED ON A DRUID FOR YOUR EVIL PLAN OML.

Zayn also could have been bad news if Porter got his shit together faster for a similar reason. He. Is. A. Necromancer. A necromancer. And probably one of the most vulnerable people from season 1, just one discussion with Daybreak and it’s a sealed deal but noooo. Please don’t get me wrong, I don’t want any of the students to be brainwashed or even be in the position to willingly take the rage, but man, Porter is just ridiculous.

Holy shit. And what about Zelda. A character so powerful I think that’s one of the reason Brennan played her in The Seven. Her rage is literally divine, Porter could have done something with that, made his own brand of divine rage and offered it to her and others. She was even taking personal lessons from him because her rage was too destructive for normal class.

When the hell did he come up with this plan.

I mean I know it would have been a while ago because of the whole thing with Kalina but I think my point still stands when I say, Porter, my guy, disrespectfully, you could have done so much better than Kipperlily Copperkettle.

#fantasy high junior year #fantasy high #fhjy #ragh barkrock #hargis #danielle barkstock #zayn darkshadow #zelda donovan #porter cliffbreaker #dimension 20 #d20 #i will never be over this show and its wonderful characters #i will always be over porter's bullshit #no muscles will ever be big enough to hide the fact the mans brain is as smooth as silk and the size of a grape

[quikyu]

Grape

#pokemon #ogerpon #legendary pokemon #teal mask #quikyu artiste #quikyu oc #grape #Big G. The Grapester. Gib Grapey #Grapetastic #…Now guess what fruit she is

[plastic-pitbull]

Welp, being a rise fan would lead me to Usagi Chronicles sooner or later xD

It was aighte, but Yuichi is sooo different from his Rise Fandom counterpart

What you see is actually a part of a full picture I drew in 2023, which, I hope, explains the horrible orange blobs, cuz the evidence had to perish. I just want to upgrade it a bit before posting :P

#i HaD a GRaPe StuCK iN My NOse foR A whOLe yEeEr #bro aint u supposed to be big mamas champion and a calm collected samurai?? #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #samurai rabbit usagi chronicles #samurai rabbit #yuichi usagi

[hikiclawd]

Thank you for the compliments on my art, I always like looking at you're strawberry shortcake designs did you make anymore?

Hello!! No problem, your art is always very nice to look at ^_^ I actually haven't made too many other strawberry shortcake designs/work, as I've been focused on other things, but I spent all day whipping up some head-shots just to get some vague ideas out...

Thank you for the ask ! ! !

#strawberry shortcake #berry in the big city #bitbc #orange blossom #blueberry muffin #lime chiffon #lemon meringue #huckleberry pie #bread pudding #sour grapes #raspberry torte #my art #art #digital art #fan art #artwork #ask reply #these will probably change with time or by the next time i draw them #and i have more to add but i wouldnt wanna make this post too long #again thank you 4 the ask :]]] #i'll probably reblog this tmrw too since its litrlly almost midnight i spent . so long on this GAHSNDAS

[arandomocto]

I am not immune to good monster design ok- this is what peak performance looks like

#falin touden #falin dungeon meshi #chimera falin #faligon #artists on tumblr #traditional art #fanart #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #look I am a freak for good design #and when that comes with a pretty women with big feathers that can crush skulls like grapes? #ryoko kui my beloved every time I run into something she does in the manga I lose my shit because. ma’am how are you so based #tight worldbuilding unique inventive design and many characters I find myself going apeshit over #what can’t she do #octocertifiedpost

[silverpsychedelic]

Some various Cades, a Queenie and an unnamed Dreepy

#Pokemon #Cade's Manor #Hes usually too busy doing stuff around the manor and hasn't been on a date ever #he isn't sure how romance works anymore #So when he meets someone that makes his heart fuckin stop he becomes as confident as a wet paper bag #And then Queenie has to help teach him how to talk to people #I also think all the young Pokemon in the manor gravitate towards him because hes such a big warm presence #theyre showing him their crayon drawings #the last picture he eated a bees #absolute grape of a man #Dusknoir #Caduceus #Scolipede #Queenie #Dreepy #ghost types #silverpsychedelic

[fleshdyke]

he has landed on the food cart and is taking his fill

#big and greedy #hes just sitting here eating all the grapes #rambles #birds

[whumpbby]

After the plot has happened, a couple years passed and Jiang Cheng is on the way back home from a visit to a neighbouring small sect. It was a tiring week and he's waiting to get into a hot bath and do a minimal amount of paperwork before bed - when his bell starts ringing.

Just as he's flying over Yiling. Just his luck.

Normally, he'd ignore it. Burial Mounds are a place things keep happening in, it's not weird for the bell to ring - but the ringing is getting insistent. The resentful aura seems thicker than it usually is (and it's already bad usually).

Did some idiot decide to find the Cave again in the hopes of learning Demonic Cultivation? Again? Damnit, Jiang Cheng knew they should have demolished the place after the last time it happened. The fact Wei Wuxian returned from the dead and spoke openly about his opinion on the craft did nothing to stem the number of people willing to risk their souls for a shred of power.

With a heavy sigh and Zidian flaring in interest, Jiang Cheng descended towards the cursed place he could not get free of.

He was right to do so - the old Wen village was awashed with darkness and resentment, the Cave itself radiating heat and foulness, and... Light?

How Jiang Cheng wished he'd taken a retinue with him for the meeting. Should he send a flare? Would it even work on this horrible sky? The least he could do was to check what was happening before calling in reinforcements.

The Cave was indeed washed with light - golden and blue and strangely warm. As he neared the mouth of it, a breeze flew past the sect leader and it smelled surprisingly pleasant - like a scent of a forest after the rain, like a fresh moss and mountain air. Not what he was expecting in this place!

Intrigued, Jiang Cheng peeked inside just as the light blazed and - and there was no cave. For a flash, a breathe, he was looking at a mountainside, majestic and airy, clear blue sky and whispy clouds... What!

It lasted only a second, though, as soon as it appeared the image burned out and the light dimmed before - before spitting out a person!

A groan that sounded overly-loud in the following silence was deep and manly. And as the man it belonged to straightened, Jiang Cheng finally regained his wits. Who the fuck?? What the fuck???

Gods, the man was tall!

***

In another famous cave, in another world, Yue Qingyuan was just about to settle in his favourite spot for a long month of cultivation.

The happenings of the last months took a toll on him and the revelation of his old friend not remembering anything of their past was a heavy thing to accept. He needed to clear his thoughts and regain internal balance if he was going to lead his sect effectively.

When the ground disappeared from underneath him, he barely managed to grasp his sword. Blinding light flashes into his eyes and he couldn't tell up from down.

When he finally managed to find his footing and open his eyes, he was standing in a dark cave that smelled of rot and resentment, and the only source of light was a purple lightening held on the hand of a stranger that stared at Yue Qingyuan with angry confusion.

#headcanon #mdzs #svsss #jiang cheng #yue qingyuan #big brother yue #and an angry grape

[niqosblog]

Sour Grapes gay as hell for this one 😭😭🙏🙏🙏

#berry in the big city #bitbc #ssbitbc #strawberry shortcake #strawberry shortcake 2021 #sour grapes #raspberry tart #raspberry torte #bread pudding #wlw #lesbian #no heterosexual explanation #tw emoji

[wizard0rb]

add your denomination in the tags if you want

#just wondering bc everyone i know who grew up religious had grape juice except me #we were getting blasted off the blood of christ in 1st grade trying to take as big a gulp as possible

[eqan]

begging for baby puppy food like gremlins

#dogblr #dog #pando #nettle #dewey likes to uh bark at them so maybe we need to have Big Dog Safety Training 🥴 #he wants to play but he’s two grapes in a fur suit

[duchessofostergotlands]

What do people eat as healthier alternatives to crisps and chocolate? Not the rubbish alternatives where they recommend you swap a chocolate bar for one grape even though they are completely different eating experiences. I'm also not talking about Instagram wellness influencer healthy. I'm not making coconut milk from scratch, just something better than a chocolate bar.

#non royal #food #eating #diet #diets #another issue I have is grapes go out of date more quickly #I do a weekly big shop so buying things in packs is easier for me

[kazieka]

like, logically I am aware that honeysuckle is invasive in my area and that I should be glad it doesn’t grow in my backyard, But. on the other hand. tasty nectar treat :(

#lindsey shut up #ignore me I just spent an hour yanking up wild blackberry canes #and while I do like blackberries they gotta gtfo #i found fucking. Oregon Grape growing in the brush back there #and that’s also not native. but you see. #there were TWO Oregon Grapes. a big one and a little baby one right next to it. #and im not a monster. wtf am I going to uproot a mommy plant right in front of her baby plant??? #so I guess we just have Oregon Grapes now (annoyed) #(they don’t even taste good) #i can’t get this butterfly weed to sprout for the fucking life of me #but by god I can grow shitty grapes that don’t even taste good #Oregon Grape 🤝 muscadines 🤝 being shity grapes I don’t like but can’t stop growing #these tags got out of hand. sorry