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skoofie · 8 months

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Some silly linked maze

#linked maze #linkedmaze #loz au #lm bunny #lm hyrule #random alttp Zelda that I made up on the spot #ski art #they’re gossips #sorry for the rough sketch of bunny #I need more content of him out there tho #rn #hyrules secret power is the gay fire shhhh it’s a secret to everyone

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elizakai · 1 month

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introducing;

The Hooded Calcium Society~

(click for better quality) .^.

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hubbydaddies · 1 year

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Kazuki goes out drinking with other moms to rant about his husband being a “one trick pony.”

#buddy daddies #kazurei #he loves gossip #they’re so married #lol imagine in the beginning of their #official family #Kazuki tries to get with a girl only to start #showing pictures of Miri and crying over his family.#they see Rei and then ask about him and they come to the conclusion they’re married #and at one point he’s like oh sh*t! we are!

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fanfic-gremlin-ft-trauma · 7 months

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they’re judging people x

#zuko #Katara #atla #atla fanart #Zuko fanart #Katara fanart #I love them as sly besties who gossip about ppl and giggle at their poor outfit choices #they’re so petty individually so put them together and #hell #is what u get #Sokka is so scared of them #u can’t see him cuz he’s in the back cowering

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cowboy-caboodles · 3 months

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platonic davey/katherine featuring newsbians!! i can’t sleep and i have so much due tomorrow so ofc i’m staying up drawing instead of going to bed </3 😀

#newsies #livesies #davey jacobs #jack kelly #newsbians #javey newsies #poor les never knowing which annoying couple he’s gonna endure for the evening #i don’t CARE that sarah and katherine exist in different newsie universes. i don’t CARE #sarah jacobs #les jacobs #katherine pulitzer #you ever see a lesbian and a gay man who are best friends #and they look like they kill people for fun #like you just KNOW they’re going to judge you and laugh at you together #yeah i love them #they’re so davey and katherine #they have little gossip seshes every time they hangout 🤭🤭#honk shoo mimimimi

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flareprince · 1 year

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Dirtyhands & The Wraith

#kanej #inej ghafa #kaz brekker #six of crows #crooked kingdom #grishaverse #kanej fanart #soc #inej ghana fanart #kaz brekker fanart #ketterdam #they’re gossiping your honor #debriefing as well #shadow and bone

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teetlezhere · 16 days

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* Something something badass future self recalls badass apocalypse anecdotes * - (inspired by Cass Apocalyptic series)

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hamletthedane · 10 months

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I know we say “this is a Renaissance painting” a lot, but THIS is a hell of a Renaissance painting:

[L to R in row behind Princess Diana: David Bowie, Crystal Taylor, Brian May, Rodger Taylor]

#Lady Di #Music #queen #David Bowie #live aid #they’re definitely just bumming cigarettes of David Bowie but I can’t get over this picture #why is Bob Geldof like 2in from Prince Charles that’s funny too #this is a mood when it comes to Lady Di ngl #love all the drama around Freddie Mercury not coming and Crystal Taylor taking his ticket - gossip rags all speculating that he hates Diana #when the truth is almost certainly that if Freddie Mercury had to sit next to David Bowie for an entire concert there would be a fist fight #also Elton John is there sitting to the left of Diana but he got cropped whoops

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ap-kinda-lit · 1 year

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Bulma: I know what might cheer you up. Some gossip.

Vegeta: I hate gossip. Gossip is for the primitives.

Vegeta:…who is it about?

#I just know they’re the kind of couple that gossips together all the time #incorrect quotes #incorrect dragon ball quotes #dragon ball z #dragon ball super #dbs #dbz #dragon ball #vegebul #Vegeta #bulma briefs #vegeta x bulma #bulma x vegeta

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wigglebox · 6 months

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Suptober [Extended] - Day 24 || Smoke

#destiel #destiel fanart #dean winchester #castiel #supernatural #spnfanart #wiggleart #suptober extended 23 #so this is a repeat prompt from last year but I wanted to give it another go #I wanted to do a bonfire however I was unsure how to do the smoke so #it’s more like fire than smoke but whatever there is in fact smoke lol #I’m gonna have to figure out how to do the line art in a way where idk #idk if folks will want to draw their own smoke or if I should outlike it delicately #I’ll decide when I refine it for the book lol #they’re gossiping #the TEAAAA

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rwsdarw · 2 months

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dude Adrien’s friend group definitely has a gc without him

#but like instead of gossiping about them they’re like #hey #is he okay #I know Nino would not gossip about his boy 🙄 trust

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inoreuct · 7 months

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I've been loving your ZoSan drabbles, they honestly make my day. I do have a potential drabble request if you'd like: I feel like these two idiots tease each other mercilessly for the dumbest things, like an old married couple. It's almost a game for the rest of the crew to how long it takes them to turn the teasing into either flirting or kissing. It's peak entertainment for the crew

thank you so much??$4!;7:)3 I’M SO GLAD TO HEAR THAT and yes. absolutely. I FLEW TO MY DOCS TO WRITE THIS AND IT WAS SO FUN. the tension is through the roof; not even with the bickering but the teasing. it’s playful and easy and they’re more fond than they should be and is an insult really an insult if it’s said with a smile? anyway. enjoy 😽

“Oho! The world’s greatest swordsman can’t handle a kitchen knife!” Sanji has his hands propped on his hips, faux-flabbergasted and crowing like a town crier. Zoro looks about three seconds away from chopping him up with said kitchen knife instead of the carrots on the countertop. Usopp fears for the cook’s safety.

“Do you think we should… do something?” he turns and whispers gingerly, leaning across his mug of tea so that Nami can hear him from where she’s seated across the table.

“Something like preventing a possible murder, or getting them to finally kiss? Because…” She takes a pointed slurp from her own mug, her amused gaze fixed on the way Zoro is now animatedly arguing back. “We could do both. Or neither. I’m entertained either way.”

Usopp turns back around, hiding his face in his drink as he eavesdrops shamelessly. He must have missed some conversation, because now Zoro’s sniping about Sanji’s hair, of all things. How they got so far from the original topic in such a short time? Usopp does not know.

“Well, at least I don’t spend an hour rubbing conditioner on my head,” Zoro scoffs, and Sanji gasps like the swordsman had just cussed out his entire family three generations up and down.

“And that, my dear marimo, is why it looks like a lawn,” he declares with a prim sniff, flicking the tap on with a flourish. “An untrimmed lawn. That a dog ran all over.”

“Wh—”

“No, no,” he laments, scrubbing at a dish in the most melodramatic way Usopp has seen in his life. “A pack of dogs. And they shat all over it, too.”

Zoro puffs up like an angry cat, clearly winding up to verbally throw down, and Usopp turns around to find Nami smirking at him with her eyebrows raised as if to say, see what I mean?

“This is incredible,” he whisper-shouts, amazed.

I know, she mouths delightedly, eyes shining like golden coins.

“What are we talking about,” Luffy hisses, and Usopp damn near jumps out of his skin.

“Great Mother Ocean, when did you get here?!” he nearly squawks, pulling his volume down at the last second, just in time to hear a victorious “and that is why no crab in its right mind would ever want to eat you!” from Zoro. He doesn’t even bother to question it anymore.

Luffy shrugs, biting into an apple with a satisfying crunch. “Like two seconds ago. Are Zoro and Sanji fighting again?”

“More like flirting,” Nami laughs, gesturing with her chin.

Usopp gives up on straining his neck and gets up to straddle the chair properly. The convo has somehow turned back to hair; Sanji has one hand plucking delicately at green strands, the other covered in soap.

“Keep talking shit about my brows and see if I will,” he says haughtily, and Usopp strains his ears for context as Zoro bares his teeth in a grin, his eye twitching.

“As if I want you to cut it. You’d probably make it all uneven.”

A dry ha! “That’d be an improvement.”

The sniper whips around wildly to look at Nami. Either he’s hearing things, or they sound almost… fond. The way their navigator’s sitting forward in her chair hints at the latter. Luffy bites into his apple again, mumbling, “Why haven’t they kissed yet?”

Usopp explodes into a flurry of desperate hand movements, mouthing exactly! Exactly! so enthusiastically that his cheeks hurt.

His captain smiles and then pauses, tilting his head. “Have they kissed yet?”

Usopp’s worldview shatters into shards that then start rearranging themselves because that is a very real possibility. Sanji and Zoro have been bickering ever since before the cook came aboard the Merry, but somewhere along the line it had turned to something more lighthearted, less I’m-gonna-gut-you-like-a-fish-and-have-your-entrails-for-breakfast and more you’re-so-damn-annoying-sit-down-and-let-me-help-you.

The three of them turn in unison to stare at how Sanji and Zoro are now nose to nose, Sanji peering down the scant half-inch he has above the swordsman in height with a smug smile and murmuring “—not what you were saying last week, marimo.”

Zoro tips his head, not backing down even as Sanji cooes at him and somehow, somehow, it doesn’t sound condescending. Usopp is losing his mind. “Never said that, curly-brow. You were the one who filled in the blanks.”

“You left blanks for me to fill in.”

“You’re delusional. There’s gas in your brain, that’s why your head’s so big.”

“Oh, yeah?” the cook grins, lazy and bright, eyebrows going up as Zoro steps into his space. “What’re you gonna do about it?”

Zoro smirks and tilts his head back. “I don’t know. You tell me,” he murmurs, before pulling away and dropping a whole stack of dirty crockery into the sink. “Better get to washing, dish boy.”

Usopp’s eyes are bugging out of his head as Sanji yells and sprays Zoro with water from the pullout tap, sparking a whole new round of squabbling and ankle-kicking and wayward elbows.

“You’re seeing this, right?” he asks desperately, turning around in his seat and gripping the edge of the table. Gosh, he’s feeling light-headed. “I’m not going crazy?”

“Nope,” Nami sighs, popping the ‘p’. “Wanna bet?”

“On?” Luffy shuffles closer, grinning around his apple and she shrugs a shoulder, feigning disinterest.

“How long it takes dumb and dumber to get their shit together.”

Usopp really doesn’t know how much he’d be willing to put into this. The way that they fight’s more pigtail-pulling than anything, and that in and of itself is telling— Not to mention, again, how this has been going on for months. Sanji would give Zoro shit for being messy but then go to clean anyway, only to find Zoro’s things already packed. Zoro would snip at the cook for being rigid about dessert before dinner and then find a slice of sour raspberry tart on his bunk, way after teatime was over. Usopp had honestly thought they’d been doing it out of spite, but now…

Then again, with how repressed the both of them were? “…A hundred berry, one month,” he decides, and Nami wrinkles her nose.

“Stingy,” she complains, but she’s hiding a smile as she turns to their captain. “Luffy?”

The boy hums thoughtfully, twisting around. “Are you two kissing?” he yells, and Usopp’s heart fucking drops to the floorboards as the pair stares at them wide-eyed and bursts into protests.

“What— this idiot?”

“The hell? No! Why would you—”

“—on any planet would I ever—”

“Absolutely fucking not. His refined palate—”

“—His brains are in his biceps—”

“Okay,” Luffy says, shrugging as he finishes the last of his apple, core and all, and flings a singular seed into the tiny bin by the sink with startling precision. “Five hundred, two weeks.”

Usopp can’t help it. He bursts into laughter, smacking his forehead into the tabletop as he clutches at his stomach and the twinge in his ribs. He can hear Sanji’s panicked shouts of “what? What were you betting on? Usopp, tell me now—” and Zoro growling, “Luffy, I swear if this is what I think it is—” and oh.

The sniper grins into the table. Oho. Did that not imply that Zoro knew something was going on? He could be wrong, but— “Seven-fifty, one week.”

“A thousand!” Luffy counters immediately, and Usopp cackles helplessly because he knows that his captain’s just shouting out numbers now, Luffy doesn’t even have the money.

“How about we spill the beans on what the hell we’re betting on, and I make us all a special dinner, hm?” Sanji pleads, and it’s honestly funny how hard he’s trying to find out.

“Absolutely not,” Nami replies, her grin saccharine sweet. “A joint bet of one thousand, seven hundred and fifty berry for one week. Y’know,” she studies her cuticles, pursing her lips in an unbothered moue, “This is the one time that I’d be happy not to collect. Don’t let me down, hm?” She gets up and slides out the galley door, and they hear her laughing all the way down the hall.

Zoro looks like he’s about to have a conniption. Sanji has his hands buried in his hair, looking up at the ceiling and turning around like he’s begging for a divine answer. Usopp and Luffy share a gleeful look.

This is going to be a marvellously interesting week.

fin.

#zosan #one piece zosan #zoro x sanji #ronoroa zoro #black leg sanji #THESE FUCKING IDIOTS #this was hilarious to write #i love them so much #they’re so stupid #ALSO NAMI AND USOPP WOULD BE BESTIES PLEASE #THEY GOSSIP AND TALK SHIT!!#one piece zoro #one piece sanji #one piece #ask box #ino’s ask box

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marsberryart · 7 months

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