Dazai's attempts at roleplaying throughout the light novels:
Fifteen
Dazai: I will win this bet and claim you as my dog, to obey my every order :)
Chuuya: ??? No you won't!
Stormbringer
Dazai: I will reprogram your brain and turn you into my personal maid >:)
Chuuya: Fuck off!!!!
Dead Apple
Dazai: ...can I be your princess?
Chuuya: ...
Dazai: ...
Chuuya: FINE
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Thinking about how Miles will sometimes get his phone out and take a pic of Gwen whenever she laughs around him (secretly ofc), then stare at it back home for a while afterwards thinking to himself “gosh she’s so freaking cute”
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Diavolo drabble please! 🫶
One diavolo drabble coming up with a side of tired butler!
Drabble ask game
"I'm gonna kill myself."
Barbatos's eye twitches in slight annoyance on Diavolo breaking his afternoon alone tea time. "And why is that exactly you have taken this decision?", the butler sighs, putting down his cup of tea.
"MC.....they're angry with me", now that peaks Barbatos's interest. You hardly ever manage to lose your temper with the prince.
He struggles to be proper and not laugh out loud at the sunken look on Diavolo, though he smiles amused. The young royal looks like the embodiment of a kicked puppy, fidgeting with the hem of his cloth as he takes a seat opposite to him with sad eyes.
"Did you do something to make them angry?"
"Well that's the problem, I don't know what I did!", Diavolo whines out. "They haven't talked to me all day-", and he goes back to fidgeting nervously, now with the teaspoon on the table. "Do you think they hate me?"
"I'm sure they don't, and I would suggest talking with them as communication is very important", his eagerness to make Diavolo leave threatens to slip through the cracks of his composed smile.
"Oh yeah....i'm sure that will help!", Diavolo's eyes light up in shine as he excitedly gets up, "thank you, Barbatos!"
Barbatos huffs in annoyance as the dust on this lampshade just refuses to part with it. Its been a few hours after talking with Diavolo. And Barbatos begrudgingly went back to work when he realized his tea had went cold.
The ping! of his D.D.D interrupts his thoughts.
Diavolo
Turns out, they were just busy and couldn't find the time to talk to me!
What a funny incident, don't you think? Hahahaha!
Barbatos isn't sure if he can keep working and living under these conditions anymore.
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Red Robin: oh go fuck yourself superlad!
Super Boy: one more word from your richy rich ass hole face and I’ll rip it off!
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Tim: where’d you get that black eye?
Conner: door knob.
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