#tolerance training

[xxcobaltkillerxx]

Tolerance training Brick is going well. She is quite the agreeable young bird.

#cobalt talks #brick #rock pigeon #pigeon #pet bird #pets #dove #common dove #common pigeon #rock dove #training #tolerance training #bird training

[aronarchy]

[image ID: Facebook post by Songbird Schwarz

I often think about how gross it is the way we’ve normalized kids hating school. Like to the point of fear and avoidance. “Lol he’s pretending to be sick to stay home.” “She was so happy it was a snow day she jumped for joy.” “Hahaha he’s hiding under the bed to avoid going.”

It’s... It’s not funny. It’s actually really gross the way we make kids sit a desk all day to be force fed dry as hell information and make them ask if they can use the bathroom, for 7-8 hours a day. 5 days a week and then go home with oppressively unfair amounts of homework.

And then we laugh - we LAUGH - at how much they hate it. It’s become a cultural touchstone. To shake our heads and chuckle while kids try to scheme ways to get out of it.

That’s… That’s bad.

And then we ask adults to do the same with work.

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#repost of someone else’s content #facebook repost #child abuse cw #ageism #adultism #child abuse #anti school #anti capitalism #school abolition #youth rights #youthlib #youth liberation #(I think the connection—designed to train for tolerating workplace abuse—was made explicitly in its original formation? #don’t quote me on that though)

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The red spot is a chili flake

The red spot is a chili flake... (context)

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #ask #jin ling #It makes so much sense...wwx stores the chilli in his cheek pouches for easy deployment. In case of Bland Food emergency. #This is how he survives living with the Lans. #And how he trains his new body how to tolerate spice. #Poor jin ling does not have this resistance. He is taking burn damage the entire walk back home. Someone rub high fat yogurt on that boy. #Just in case its not a universal common experience to prepare peppers with your bare hands (like a fool) and touch your face (LIKE A FOOL): #that stuff *burns*. I try to remember to wear gloves but alas. This year we grew Serranos! Tasty little guys but mistakes were made. #Dont process peppers with cuts on your hands. Or rub your eyes. Actually: please jut wear gloves while handling peppers. #I can eat those puppies raw no problem but I am miserable when it gets into my eyes.

[swirlymarimo]

Zoro: *sees Sanji shivering*

Zoro: *takes his coat off*

Sanji: Marimo what are you doing? It's freezing out here.

Zoro: *draping it over Sanji's shoulders* I don't need it right now.

Sanji: That's very sweet Zoro but you'll catch a cold without a coat.

Zoro: I've never caught a cold in my life.

Sanji: Then don't start now.

Zoro: Take it. You looked cold.

Sanji: but what about you?

Zoro: You can keep me warm then. *wraps his arms around Sanji*

Sanji: *snuggles into the coat* You're so stubborn.

#zosan #zoro x sanji #zoro and sanji #zosan script #my post #original zosan script #not incorrect quotes #zoro is chivalrous #sanji hates the cold #zoro thinks toleranting freezing temperatures counts as training #zoro uses the whole thing as an excuse to hold sanji

[sidereon-spaceace]

torn between wanting to make all my ocs Specialest Little Guys and overpowered VS. the fact I just finished watching all three extended editions of Lord of the Rings and am deeply moved by the struggles and worth of the common man

#ramblings #the end of Return of the King gave me many OC Thoughts and now you're going to hear them #might veto the whole 'Funney Big Weapon Guy is also psychic' thing for Sid Sibyl #won't fully un-magic him just cuz i made it a common thing in the setting but like. i might still nerf him a little in that aspect #his whole schtick is that he is aggressively Just A Guy #he's very persistent. won't come back from a job until he found the last crate that fell off the merchant's wagon or whatever #very good at sword-fighting. cuz he trains and spars a lot and eats like a furnace to keep up his strength #his 'high pain tolerance' is something im self-inserting where i won't notice injuries until later. a bit oblivious. just keeps on truckin #an altogether formidable combo but. he is so much Just A Guy #no super strength no immunities no super-charged magic. not even a cursed weapon to give him a leg up #he finally visits his home again and it's confusing why it's not the same as he remembers it- #-when he should have much more in common with old neighbors and vendors at the market than with his cosmically superpowered friends #old sights and sounds and some friends that give him a warm welcome-back but... it's not the same. it's not home. not anymore #from the moment he chose his path he could never go back home #and I feel like the tragedy of that would be undercut if i gave him something like future-vision or a magical sword

[tvckerwash]

wash tormenting the reds in the most petty ways possible because he's still pissed off about them hitting him with a car and then blowing him up in s8 is so important to me you don't even understand

#I'm pretty sure I've said it on my old blog before but wash is the blues older brother but to the reds? he's the neighborhood bully lmao #that scene in s13 where wash gets all the chorus soldiers to turn on grif for refusing to attend the training sessions? 100% an act of #calculated cruelty on wash's part lmao #oh oh or in s11 when wash hooked up blue base to the ships power but not the reds? also calculated lol #wash stealing all of their stuff in s10 will also always be a fav petty wash moment of mine #he is out to make them suffer and they're not even aware of it lol #rvb #agent washington #mine #not t/oaru #if i ever write my ct lives au fic I'm going so hard on petty grudge holding wash #he is an absolute menace but he's so lowkey about it that in universe trying to convince ppl that wash is as petty as he is #is nearly impossible #the only ppl aware of wash's true nature are the counselor the director ct alpha and probably maine (and maybe florida) #everyone else sees him in a similar light as his fanon characterization #that's part of the reason why i think lina was so shock in s10 when he turned his gun on her bc to her wash was always so subordinate that #she just genuinely never saw it coming #anyway wash/ct/maine friendship is so important to me. i like to include south in there too sometimes but honestly south comes off as a #loner type. like she doesn't mind ppl but no one except north is really willing to tolerate her uh....personality for long periods of time #shes very....reactive and emotionally charged #but tbh id be that way too if i was stuck with north #north unironically reminds me of my dad but not in the good way lol #god my tags are all over the place #audhd brain goes brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[sadlynotthevoid]

WAIT—

Fairy Tail x LCF crossover AU where Gildarts and Jour are cousins.

This is, of course, in an AU where both worlds are one and the same. Earth Land is the name of their world and Fiore and the other kingdoms/places are located in a southeast part of the Eastern continent that limits with a commonly known dangerous part of the ocean. So, people don't usually go there unless they're already in the Eastern continent— or they live there and, therefore, are just used to it.

Then, maybe, when Gildarts was young he and his family went on a trip to the Eastern continent but he somehow got lost and ended up in Fiore. And when he finally found his way back to his parents, they were already gone (I mean dead, they are dead. No, they didn't abandoned him). So he decided to go back to Fiore to that nice guild he stayed in before.

Many years later, one Cale Henituse (the original one, of course), appears at the guild's doors asking the girl working in the bar for "a redhead man around his forties, probably tall. I think his childhood nickname was Gil".

The loud "wait! Are you Gildarts' illegitimate child?" exclamation that Natsu let out shocked everyone so much that the ongoing fight on the background stopped dead. Elfman fell face to the ground. Levi almost ripped off her book. Gray almost tripped into Erza's cake. And Cana—

Cana choked with her beer. Does she have a sibling?

After a short explanation that let even more questions than before, she learned that no, she doesn't have a sibling (not as far as she knows, at least). She does, however, have a cousin and a lunatic running wearing her second uncle's body (wtf??? That's creepy).

Hearing the newbie's story (yes, he was one of them now. No, she did not ask), Mira called the Master, who called Gildarts, who told them that he would be there in a week.

Meanwhile, why don't they start with his tutoring? After all, they can't have a member that can't use magic, can they?

This is before TBOAH timeline goes south, btw. And it won't. Cale has an army of crazy, loud, bamf magicians by his side.

#yes og cale somehow learned about ws #and came to the conclusion that he's possessing his mom's older brother's body #And probably was behind her mom's family's sudden death #So he has declared him an absolute bastard and is searching for a way to unalive him #then decided to go to the eastern continent to investigate a hint or something #and he heard about a redhaired man with crazy magic and hreat alcohol tolerance #'Sounds like mom's long lost cousin' #and went to advertise him because who knows if the man has family right? #and to ask some things about his mom's family #but somehow he got trained and recluted by his uncle's guild in the week it took him coming back #fairy tail #fairy tail crossover #lcf crossover #fairy tail x lcf crossover #og cale henituse #original cale henituse #gildarts clive #cana alberona #does that mean that Cana is a thames too? #Yes that's exactly what it means

[karmicpunishment]

i feel like yosano would be the only agency member who can really handle spicy food.

#fukuzawa naomi and kenji can eat spice but aren't huge fans #i feel like kunikida trained himself to eat spicy food #junichiro and kyoka have medium-low spice tolerance #and spicy food makes atsushi ill (it upsets cats stomachs lol) #dazai and ranpo are terrible with spicy food lmao #bsd #bungou stray dogs #the armed detective agency #the ada #yosano akiko

[pinkhysteria]

why do the people who downplay jared's behavior (imitating violence towards a black woman, saying he wants to terrify people and has fun doing it, calling a woman a slur, not viewing an entire gender as human, laughing and agreeing with cameron when he talks about wanting to do things to izzy he can't say on camera, etc) also turn around and act like cameron is in some separate irredeemable league? 💀 because jared occasionally has a more amiable personality, lmfao? i don't get it.

#bb25 #like cameron's bad behavior is cameron - jared's bad behavior is independent of him as a person. #it's not like cameron has killed somebody and jared just 'says things' they both say incredibly fucked up prejudiced shit? #i don't think jared subjectively having a more appealing personality when he's in a good mood should make his bullshit more tolerated. #and the 'fuck cam! fuck everything related to him!' takes (valid - i have been on this train forever) #that also come from the 'well jared is annoying and dumb and a likkle problematic maybe buuut-' crowd confuse me. #i hope it's not out of association to cirie. #he shouldn't get positive person points from that anymore than she should bear the brunt of the responsibility of his behavior.

[bruciemilf]

Fuck Suicide Squad, Rick Flag is alive and currently getting the softest spoken shovel talk next to Ivy from a very displeased Bruce over movie night

#i just want rick and bruce interactions they obviously love harley so much #rick: i truly don't think the woman who took on a warehouse of trained soldiers needs your protection #harley: no i like it. im dainty and fragile god damn it!!! #ivy pretends to tolerate flag when shes in fact in love with him but like hell she'll admit that. rick even less likely to #but its Fine. they'll love harley together #bruce wayne #harley quinn #poison ivy #rick flag #quinnflag #harley x flag #harlivy #text

[erikahenningsen]

Live photo of me at my desk the morning after the Oscars

#it’s an earplugs and ambient music morning i cannot tolerate any sensory input #on top of being sleep deprived and having a raging headache the train was delayed 😩 #and then cvs didn’t have my preferred caffeine beverage #please no repeat of last week at work if anyone tried to put anything else on my plate i WILL start crying #i'm gwen and i approve this message

[propertyofkylar]

on my second cup of coffee of the day boy i am sure nothing bad could come of this

#personal #im training myself to have a better caffeine tolerance. this will be fine

[elizaisdunn]

Elias Bouchard circa season three, colorized

#eliza draws #tma #the magnus archives #elias bouchard #jonah magnus #tolerance training for eternity in hell #meme redraw

[incorrect-custom-followers]

#the elder scrolls #skyrim #the elder scrolls skyrim #skyrim incorrect quotes #skyrim custom followers #tes #tes skyrim #skyrim mods #nebarra #nebarra skyrim #nebarra tes #kaidan skyrim #kaidan #rumarin 3dnpc #rumarin skyrim #lucifer skyrim #yea I ain’t tagging the rest #the joke is that he hates everybody there so its tolerance training #AFHSDFGHA

[grinchwrapsupreme]

This line so succinctly captures Siegfried's relationship with Tristan. And the fact that this is the line that make Tristan realize what Siegfried is doing, that he knows INSTANTLY that the answer is him, it's so so good

#tristan farnon #siegfried farnon #acgas 2020 #all creatures great and small #tristan KNOWS he's just another one of siegfried's animals #yeah he's at the top of the list but he's still on it #siegfried keeping tristan in surgery instead of going out on calls like a master keeping a dog in a kennel #or like a rat in a cage because 'you're domesticated' and if he lets him out 'the world will eat you up' #the way when siegfried tells tristan he wished he could do things differently with him followed immediately by jess barking #this show loves loves loves to have characters call tristan siegfried's son ('your boy') #but in tristan's eye #he's just siegfried's favourite dog #like siegfried is a stallion #temperamental and skittish and haughty #like james is a cow #uncertain and gentle and in need of a herd #tristan is a dog #lively and loyal and poorly trained #animals welcome people tolerated etc etc #siegfried does see tristan as his little brother and loves him like a son but unfortunately he's not great with people #animals however he is excellent at managing #do i need to draw up the tricki-woo tristan mirror again?

[valiantstarlights]

Hello. I am sorry for maybe bloating your inbox, just wanted to quickly say that the last Personal Trainer Dream ask also took me the fuck out in one strike, instant K.O. And your beautiful elaboration of Hob's "progress" kept me the fuck down like a meteor strike. I'm like the person in the meme where the ground caves from the sheer force of the weight on top of me. Mwah mwah thank you, this ask will be enough to sustain me for the weeks to come. Eagerly awaiting the next one when it comes.

(This is going to sound sus but) please don't hesitate to fill my inbox 😂 I'm just (very!) slow at replying, but I always love reading the messages 🖤

The anon who sent the ask on progress pictures deserves all the credit tbh 😊👏 I just expanded the idea a little.

Between you and me though, I'm still daydreaming about the moment when Dream turns on the vibrating+oscillating plug as soon as Hob gets home. 👀

Like, I imagine Hob going from, "I'm home~ 🥰" to "D-Dream? What's...oh!" (squirms cutely) "What's ha-ah! Happening? 🥵"

He would be so caught off guard that he nearly crumples to the floor. Dream would catch him, of course, and carry him to their room even as Hob asks him, moaning and helpless, to please lower the vibration setting or he's gonna cum in his panties that Dream just bought for him.

But Dream just coos and kisses him, holding him securely like he only weighs as much as a couple of grapes, then lays him gently down on the bed.

"Now why would I do that?" Dream would ask. He'll start to undress Hob slowly, just taking his time with it. "You look so beautiful when you cum untouched, and I can always buy you more."

(Hob would try to vehemently deny that he's beautiful, but feel relieved that Dream won't mind if he cums on and ruins yet another pair of expensive panties.)

"Did you let anyone else see you like this?" Dream would ask, as soon as Hob is only wearing his underwear that's slowly becoming translucent due to the precome staining them.

Of course, Hob would shake his head 'no,' because Dream is the only one for him. And he didn't even know that the plug could vibrate, promise--

And Dream would call Hob 'sweet darling' and say that he knows. He's just teasing. Does Hob like his gift? Does he like his surprise? Dream had this plug made special, see, because it's not for every day use at all. No, this one is for when they'll go on dates. Would Hob like that? Would he let Dream slip the plug in him before they go out? Can he control his facial expression enough, or will everyone see just how slutty he looks?

At this point, I think Hob knows just how possessive Dream can get, so he moans out his promise that he'll be good. He'll practice controlling his facial expressions. He won't let anyone see his slutty behavior, because that's only for Dream's eyes.

And Dream would kiss him, pleased, then chuckle when Hob chases his lips when he leans away. "Then we'll have to train some more," Dream would say, and allow Hob to moan against his neck as Dream reaches down and fondles Hob's pretty leaking cock through his panties. "Because this is just the plug's lowest setting."

And Hob's cock jumps and his rim twitches at the promise of more training with Dream. 😏

#personal trainer dream AU #idk anymore 😂 #this spicy training is really something 👀 #you think it's about increasing spice tolerance but no #ask and you shall receive #dreamling #the sandman #my writing