#twelves rants

[12u3ie]

Stop using AI. You are killing artists. I am not joking, and I will not be nice about it.

#artists means painting and drawing and writing and EVERYTHING #CREATIVITY IS DYING AND AI IS THE ONE KILLING IT #its not even true ai but thats the word people know so im gonna use it #twelves rambles #twelves rants #serious #ai art #fuck ai art #fuck ai writing #fuck chatgpt #ai is theft

[thefiresofpompeii]

the main mistake that people who dislike s8 and put it low in their series rankings make is the belief that, like any other series (apart from s9), it’s a collection of standalone stories tied together by some vague throughline i.e. missy’s ‘heaven’. “oh, this episode’s mid, that episode’s bad” meanwhile it’s not about individual episodes at all. i firmly believe that it should be viewed as a singular long serial.

so grateful that i was extremely late to the party and binged it all in a week instead of watching every episode as they were airing, because sometimes the plots barely matter at all. do you remember what the skovox blitzer actually looks like or what it wanted with coal hill in the first place? hardly. i had to google its name. but what you do remember from the caretaker is twelve acting like an antagonistic prick towards danny, and that’s what matters. almost every villainous entity is some kind of soldier, the contempt twelve shows to everybody but clara becomes the source of their toxicity… in the forest of the night is pretty obviously rubbish scifi, but it demonstrates danny’s fundamental incompatibility with clara, as well as the scene in which clara is ready to sacrifice herself and her students for the doctor’s sake, foreshadowing their reckless, almost suicidal codependency.

point is, but it really does work best as a tightly woven tapestry. sure, some episodes succeed individually, but most of the individual plots are mildly exciting only in a ‘this is fun to watch for kids’ way… UNLESS you approach them from the overarching perspective. i.e. mummy on the orient express has wonderful style, a thrilling mystery, creative concepts and interesting side characters, but its story appeal hinges on the twelveclara failed breakup. listen is frightening enough, but its entire story appeal hinges on just how much clara affects the doctor’s values past and present, and whether or not she has a future with danny (she doesn’t).

what i’m saying is, the narrative in s8 is a non-negotiable package deal. buy one, get them all. and it has no skips. i hate the idiotic pro-life message in kill the moon as much as the next sensible person, but what the episode does well is really hammer home how much of a sanctimonious asshole twelve initially is, which is crucial to his future character evolution.

tldr; the correct way to watch series 8 is all in one go. series 8 is great. more love for series 8

#oops! it’s another pointless doctor who rant nobody will read. just kidding please read it #i vow to speak the truth and nothing but the truth #oh boy the tags. too many tags #dw #doctor who #doctor who meta #doctor who analysis #doctor who series 8 #peter capaldi #twelve #twelfth doctor #clara oswald #jenna coleman #danny pink #the caretaker #in the forest of the night #mummy on the orient express #kill the moon #flatline #doctor who s8 #steven moffat #pro moffat #jamie catches up #jamie.txt

[anxiouspotatorants]

Don’t mind me I’m just thinking about how Rory almost destroyed her life and definitely destroyed her sense of self trying to please everyone around her not because they explicitly demanded it of her but because she grew up with a deep rooted unadressed view of her own existence as the destruction of Lorelai and Christopher’s lives, causing her to be constantly mindful of what the world might expect of her and desperately trying to not just meet those demands but a whole lot more no matter the cost because that’s the only way to make up for the fact that she exists and is alive

#like how am I supposed to not want to wrap Rory in the tightest hug and then twelve blankets and seven pillows #I’m sleep deprived and on my period and this is what happens because of it #the rory gilmore is good actually tag #rory gilmore #gilmore girls #gilmore girls meta #the potato rants

[kageroughoul]

i've fallen down the EMH rabbit hole and i can't get out

#everymanhybrid #evan emh #habit emh #habit everymanhybrid #twelve art #I'VE FINISHED EMH NOW AND IDK HOW TO FEEL #please anyone #talk to me about emh #i wanna thank my girlfriend for being such a champ #listening to me rant about the slenderverse with absolutely no interest in it herself lol

[doverstar]

could write an entire essay about how Clara (who I like) is the Doctor's kryptonite and is bad for him not for any of the reasons you're thinking but because the Doctor lost three versions of her in a row after losing people he loved again and then he decided to project onto this one girl all of the guilt and regret he felt about losing literally any of his previous companions. it turned him into a crazy person and it got her killed. but I won't expand unless provoked

#as ever I will not expand unless anyone wants to hear it because I can rant to my husband aloud any time I want #so it's not necessary #but I do have Thoughts #clara oswald #dw #timepetals #(I'm tagging that because it's relevant in my Thoughts) #doctor who #twelve #eleven #clara #eleventh doctor #the doctor #twelfth doctor #peter capaldi #jenna coleman #matt smith #steven moffat #moffat #moffat era #doverstar's thoughts #text post

[charmac]

thoughts on the people harassing glenn and rob on twitter from the macden fandom? they gave us so much s16 and ppl throwing it in their faces by tagging them and asking if they hooked up irl

Context:

Don’t care how famous they are, how old they are or how married they are, it’s literally never okay to directly tag and try and out someone. You said it, that’s harassment.

And what’s the end goal here? Like at best they don’t see it and you just look like an asshole, at worst they do see it and feel extremely fucking weird about it. At like, extreme worst, if either of them are queer, you drum up enough weirdos to back you (the Heartstopper kid situation) and you force one of them to out themselves.

This pisses me off the most because, like, it’s all fun and games to call MCD their ‘failsonas’ or whatever, but Glenn especially hates people comparing him to Dennis. How is this any more ‘ok’ than commenting on instagram that he’s D.E.N.N.I.S. System-ed Jill? (Hint, it’s really not). In both cases, it’s people trying to apply the character to the actor to entertain themselves and justify their fantasies of Glenn’s real life. Dennis is not. Glenn.

Again, what’s the end goal here? Like what’s the ideal situation you get out of this if one of them sees this and, god forbid, responds? This is such an icky sticky thing to even want to touch on publicly.

So they give us gay content and in return they get Reddit complaining about it and Twitter demanding they ‘admit’ that they’re actually gay themselves. Huh. Wonder why we haven’t gotten anything explicitly gay on screen from Mac yet? Huh. What a mystery?

#iasip #rcg #stop fucking globbing in public it’s embarrassing as shit #god are you people TWELVE? #once a 12 year old directly asked me if i was gay in front of a ton of people and i was like. i had to have a convo w them immediately #about why it’s not a question to ask someone in a room full of ppl #but like. you’re all supposed to be adults!? #how do you not realise what a major fucking line this crosses #in 2023!??? #god forbid one of them. . is actually queer they’re NEVER coming out with this shit #can these people please read the experiences of any gay man in hollywood ever. #PLEASE? #yeah this works me up #as a gay man !! who is a v private person! #sorry this is just a personal rant at this point sorry #but yeah seriously fuck off withcthis shit

[the-gayest-tree-you-ever-did-see]

bro i keep seeing people on here and tiktok being like omg theyre 12 why dont they act more 12 theyre acting too mature ugh and its like babe its the trauma. like im sorry but its the trauma. idk what to tell you annabeth ran away when she was seven and is running her cabin five years later and shes never left the child soldier training summer camp im so sorry shes never seen a movie and shes not giggly enough. percy has been bullied his whole life and switched schools six times in his twelve years and now his mom is dead or dead-adjacent and if he doesnt save the world his mom will be gone forever and honestly that might happen if he saves the world too oh and also his entire world is flipped over the head and gods and monsters are real and he has to fight them and his dad doesnt give a shit and neither does any adult in the world so im very truly sorry he's not constantly laughing and going with the flow instead of asking relevant questions. go talk to your friends and breath in the fresh air i love you so much and i know you love these kids but it is very much in fact on account of the trauma

#we only think it's silly in the books bc we see percy's sass but tbh thats a defense mechanism too like YES he's twelve and #thats why the end of the world feels like the end of the world to him!!!!! #god have you met a 12 year old breaking their bike is the end of the world to them. eating a salad. dropping a phone. like???????? #RANT OVER I WILL HEAR NOTHING ON THIS TOPIC #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo #pjo tv #the tree speaks

[pagodazz]

Noah Maxwell hcs

for @freezingmcxn

I unprivated my Noah playlist just for this

(I honestly didn't know what kind of music to add for him. so I don't know if this will be him much at all)

One thing I can say for SURE is that I do not have the same kind of hcs for him as I do for everyone else, in fact his are very very angst oriented. so.

Tw for drug and alcohol abuse and shit (bc TT just acts like he doesn't have a problem, when bros literally an addict & alcoholic)

but I'm no where as attached to him like I am attaching to other characters so I cannot promise accuracy

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Noah is the kind of guy that would sit in bed all day and wait for other people to reach out to him before be makes any attempt to reach out to them, because honestly, I don't think Noah will think of other people when he's alone. He's too focused on whatever he's dealing with to stop and make time for others unless they demand it from him.

He doesn't exactly mean to do it to be rude, he just genuinely seems to forget other people even exist when he's alone. Unless it's Milo or Kevin, sometimes he'll forget them, but they're usually people he keeps in contact with most, so it's hard to push them out of his memory. his excessive drinking and drug use also is no help with his memory, and neither is the collective.

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I think Noah often lays awake at night staring into the darkness seeing if he can see the faces of the collective, or even worse, His own face. So he gives up on sleeping, and he decides to focus all his attention to being online.

He probably keeps the lights on after a while, and he'll learn how to ignore the movement he sees out of the corner of his eyes and he'll distract himself by answering questions, or by ignoring everyone and just binging his favorite shows or doing his own half assed research.

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I think that Noah tends to get sick alot, to the point where he can barley tolerate any amount of food in his system without feeling the instant need to vomit it all up. He probably even get in his head telling himself that he doesn't even deserve it, he hasn't worked hard enough to get these things he wants.

I imagine he shakes alot, hes almost frozen to the touch. You'd probably have to give him the biggest and softest blanket you have just to keep him kinda warm.

I also believe he gets aggressive when he isn't able to drink or take something, not like he's demanding to have it, but more like everything is annoying him and he's FREAKING THE FUCK OUT over being out. He cannot handle a single moment alone with his thoughts, he knows he will literally LOSE HIS MIND.

He hates silence for sure but he hates the sound of his own voice even more.

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Noah is a very delicate man, and he pretty much expects to be treated as such, but he NEVER is. He's kicked and beaten and thrown around and he gets back up, because he has to.

His ribs will ache and his lungs will burn and he'll hate the way he has to scrub the blood off his skin again and again, and he'll hear the sound of everyone laughing at him and he'll just feel so utterly humiliated by everything that he'll just have to completely hide himself.

He'll crumble over and just sob until he can't anymore and he'll find whatever he can take to ease the pain, and he'll take too much and he'll throw himself onto the bed and he'll start his routine all over again in the morning, and he knows that it'll only ever get worse for him.

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I think that Noah genuinely blames himself for the things other people are going through, even tho he has an AWFUL time showing it. we can use firebrand and prebrand as an example, they're both so FULL of guilt and that means obviously Noah is too.

Noah honestly thinks if he acts like he doesn't care at all, nothing bad will happen, but that's just not gonna work, because he can't stay away from the collective, they are coming to him. he doesn't have the option for escape like he thinks he does, he only has a choice in how he ends up. As a god or just a man who was useless and pathetic and has nothing to offer the world.

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Yyayy okay there's those,,, Patrick and Michael coming up,,, BUT. HONESTLY IM SORRY IF THESE DONT FIT HIM, I genuinely gotta rewatch tribetwelve when I'm NOT stoned out of my FUCKING MIND. I hope one of these works atleast

#Spotify #noah maxwell #tribe twelve #tribetwelve #hcs #my hcs #ethan rants 🐍 #🐍 ⦻

[randum-famdoms]

JK Rowling’s books are a building. And she stopped after creating shitty, waterlogged, deeply structurally unsound bluebrints and half the scaffolding. Then left it to the elements (aka her Twitter), damaging it nearly beyond repair.

And the fandom looked at this, and put on hard hats. And they tore down that scaffolding, and took those blueprints and changed it into something that would work, and they built the most beautiful building you’ve ever seen.

The building JK Rowling designed was deeply flawed, it would never pass inspection, it would collapse under its own weight and lack of structural integrity within seconds of being built. The aesthetic design was tragic and hideous and offensive. But the fans looked at all of that, and said to themselves, “this building is fucked up, it will never be good if left like this, and everything about it is terrible and makes zero sense. But goddamnit, I have trauma and I can fix it because it must be done and no one else will.”

JK Rowling may have designed that original building. She may have had the initial idea. She may have built that unfinished scaffolding. She may have drawn those blueprints.

But this building is no longer JK Rowling’s.

#harry potter #jk rowling #this rant brought to you by someone who can and will go to jail for aggravated assault of jk rowling #people say her worldbuilding is good even if the books aren’t #newsflash: a lot of the best worldbuilding in Harry Potter is just headcannons we have forgotten are not in he books #we took her scraps and we made them great #but to her the scraps are enough. to her the scraps are what are great #when in reality the scraps are the part that stop Harry Potter from being great #in reality the characters are one dimensional #in reality hogwarts never faces consequences for the child endangerment #in reality dumbledore is a manipulative and evil fraud #in reality the house elves are abused and only dobby is saved #in reality Snape is an incel and abuses children #in reality dumbledore knowingly left Harry to be abused by his aunt and uncle and sent him back every summer #in reality remus lupin never went to see Harry as a child and never spoke to him after third year beyond the order of the Phoenix #in reality Sirius only broke out of prison to kill worm tail and even if he cared for Harry he stayed in prison for twelve years #never trying to escape #and he may have had reasons but we do not know them #we never get depth for the characters who deserve it #we get depth for an incel of a potions teacher #Draco Malfoy is one of the most fleshed out characters and he’s still a piece of cardboard it just has shitty crayon scribbles of colour #we think the character have personality but it’s just flashes of it filled in by the great acting in the movies #we think the books have worldbuilding and fleshed out character arcs when really it’s just nostalgia and headcannons we think are real #THE BUILDING IS NOT JK ROWLING’S. THE BUILDING IS OURS. #randum thots

[thevioletscout]

#I saw someone who was responding to Amy posts saying how much they wanted her to die #and I'm just sitting there like one #that's a fictional character #she is at the whims of writers who often don't know what they're doing #and two #SHES TWELVE #of course she's a little immature and annoying #that's how twelve year olds are #also I showed this to my friend before posting and we both agreed that the hate against her is also probably misogyny #but that's a rant for another day #Amy Rose #Sonic #meme #shitpost #my post

[12u3ie]

wait what did they do

Watch this video from Xisuma for the full story. But the quick version is Mojang is trying to make villagers more balanced by 1) having librarians no longer trade enchanted books exclusive to fishing rods, tridents, and crossbows, 2) making high-tier enchantments like mending and silk touch biome exclusive, 3) fixing the infinite price decreases from curing villagers, 4) giving wandering traders more trades including being able to give them items for emeralds and letting them trade you wood and enchanted iron pickaxes.

This all just seems very counterintuitive. It makes getting good enchantments harder for beginning-game and less experienced players by making them go out to find a swamp biome just to get mending. Yes, you have to get mending, a villager exclusive book you cannot get from an enchanting table, from a swamp librarian, a biome where villages do not naturally spawn.

If that isn’t bad enough, a friend pointed out to me that superflat and skyblock players have been asking for changes to the wandering trader for years. Except, they’ve been asking for things like coral fans and bamboo, not wood logs and iron pickaxes they can easily farm materials to get. It seems pretty condescending to change wandering traders to trade readily available items and not changes that have been wanted for ages.

It really just feels like Mojang isn’t listening to what players actually want; they just hear the basics of our problems and think they have the solution.

#twelves rambles #twelves rants #minecraft #ask to tag as disk horse

[c-o-z-m-o]

Is anyone just super annoyed at how most dog man fans (mainly in the Wiki) hate Molly and Li'l Petey for doing normal kid things. Like I saw someone today saying how they liked dog man 12 because "Li'l Petey was barely in it." What the hell

#they're KIDS. They're SUPPOSED to be somewhat annoying. they do NORMAL KIDS THINGS. #its just EXTREMELY annoying when people will look at a CHILD character- say theyre super annoying- list off reasons why the character is. #.annoying- and all the reasons turn out to be NORMAL KID THINGS. #SAME WITH MABEL FROM GRAVITY FALLS #shes literally TWELVE???? and the kids in dog man seem to be around 2nd grade #-yet technically theyre around TWO YEARS OLD #probably YOUNGER than that #now yes- LP isnt my number 1 fav character and Molly isnt in my top fav list #but i dont HATE THEM #theyre NORMAL KIDS #WHAT THE HELL. #sorry for this rant im just VERY annoyed #dog man

[winterrose42]

"I can fix him" "i can make him worse"

I can put him in therapy and make him learn communication skills

#winter speaks #for legal.purposes this is just a silly rant #the i and him are boyh me #character growth ia all well and good h til.youre tge one doin it and then its like oh. oh ouch. oh big ouch wtf o want off the ride #bjt the ridw is necessary and its akin to draggimg a toddler to.the dentisg #i only vaguely understand wjats happening and what to do and im trying myndamndesy to git the square throuhh the cir le #and iyll work but no kne will be happy abouy it for at least a few weeks #and i have to do.little letters of today inlearned bc my brains so fucked right now i cannit remmeber the lessons unless #i write them fifty fuck times #i am so tired and brumpy about existance today and i am working a twelve hour shift #but tofay i learned my nose was in fact most likely broken when i was like sevem ir eigjt #and kts not a normal thing to brush your teeth til the gums bleed thats nit how they get clean #so this weekend i get to research dental heigiene bc i just never did iy bc it fuckin hurt and i finallu know #where the bump on my nose came from. my head wishes to be lut through comcrete

[felt-squirrels]

I honestly really miss the Twelfth Doctor right now but I can’t rewatch his episodes because I borrowed the DVDs from my library. Despite the fact that it’s near below freezing and I have been in a depressive state for the past two days, I’m considering walking there just to get them.

#felt rants #doctor who #dw #twelfth doctor #twelve

[bucknastysbabe]

You know do you don't have to kiss her ass to be "popular" on here.

Did you know that you don’t have to come in my asks acting like you have a PhD Pussynomics with a minor in Anonetry.

I have a job and am trying to finish my degree. I have said this repeatedly, this is my sober hobby. Who gives a flying fuck who I interact with. Engagement is nice, sure, but if numbers were so important why would I have a separate blog dedicated to a weird fucking kink that maxes out at 48 likes. Now that I have wasted my time replying to a Jared, 19, doesn’t know how to read hater— I’m going to go do real life things like work with my sponsee in AA.

You know like making in difference in people’s lives. It’s really beneficial maybe you could use a person to work with.

#anyways people still want the smoke. time to read the twelve steps and twelve traditions. #a day in the life #cal rants #word to my sponsee she said xoxo

[rubylarkspur22]

Attention Demon Slayer Fans!

Hey, y'all! I am here to rant about one of the worst takes I've seen on Demon Slayer!

Muzan is intentionally sending gradually more powerful demons Tanjirou's way, and hasn't learned to just yeet Kokushibou or Douma at the kid.

If you don't want to read me being ticked at the fools who say this, move along now.

Uh... No, he f-ing isn't? Muzan specifically and intentionally sent a grand total of 4 demons after Tanjirou. Out of the 12(13 if you consider Daki and Gyutarou separate units, and *math noises* 18 if you count all the Hantengu clones as separate units) demons Tanjirou fights before the Infinity Castle Arc. That isn't even half of the demons he fought on-screen! It's a quarter or a third, at most! And again, these are all the demons he faces on-screen!

Demons Muzan sent specifically to go after Tanjirou: Susamaru and Yahaba, Enmu, and Akaza.

List of Demons Tanjirou just happened to come across: Temple Demon, Hand Demon, Swamp Demon, Kyogai, Rui, Akaza if he wasn't sent after Tanjirou, the one demon he fought in episode 1 of the RLD Arc, Gyutarou and Daki, Hantengu.

AKA Tanjirou's just accidentally stumbling across the vast majority of the demons he fights, and those demons happen to be getting gradually more powerful. Muzan didn't even know Tanjirou was in Yoshiwara or the Swordsmith's Village! He just happened to be there! Hell, Muzan did try to do the smart thing by sending Akaza after Enmu got killed! And also by amping up Enmu with more blood and sending him after Tanjirou when Rui was killed! Muzan just didn't think to account for training and Kamado stubbornness! So that failed, and Muzan lost Tanjirou after Enmu died and Akaza bolted because he no longer had a sentient GPS on Tanjirou! Which brings me to another point!

"If Tanjirou keeps killing the powerful demons, why doesn't Muzan just send Kokushibou or Douma?"

Muzan doesn't know where Tanjirou is once his demons are dead! He has little to no way of knowing how much longer Tanjirou will be in an area for, so why send one of his heavy hitters if the guy he's sending them to isn't even there! Especially cuz Douma's running a cult, and it's be awkward if he just poofed him elsewhere in the middle of a thing. Kokushibou's doing dick knows what, but he's just as likely to have a freakout as Muzan is. And Nakime's Blood Demon Art doesn't work in sunlight! Even if it did, the more powerful demon he sent to kill Tanjirou and capture Nezuko after the Swordsmith Village Arc would be a crispy pile of ashes in about 2 seconds(probably less)!

And in the RLD Arc? He clearly assumed Gyutarou was competent enough to handle the situation and Daki had managed to soften Tanjirou up enough to make it easy for Gyutarou to kill him. If not for there being other Slayers(specifically, Tengen, who is a Hashira for a reason and therefore highly skilled and competent) in the fight, Tanjirou would have been dead. Hell, maybe Muzan did think Tanjirou was dead post-RLD. And then the mf shows up in the Swordsmith Village, terrorizing Muzan's cells, and the man was probably cussing up a storm the whole time!

These are the in-universe explanations! Out of universe, Tanjirou is the protagonist and needs to get stronger to face stronger demons. Basic shounen logic(even if the plot armour isn't as bad as some people make it out to be). But anyone who says Muzan intentionally sent five different(and gradually more powerful) ranks of the Twelve Kizuki after Tanjirou is spitting BS.

Remember, we as the viewers have a degree of omniscience. We know where Tanjirou is in relation to these demons. Muzan does not. Therefore, we cannot expect him to act the way we would with our omniscience.

#demon slayer #kamado tanjirou #kibutsuji muzan #kny rant #twelve kizuki #i did not mean to post this when I did...