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marnanel · 1 year
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In 1869, Arthur Penrhyn Stanley went looking for the tomb of James I and VI. James's funeral was in Westminster Abbey, but nobody knew his burial site.
Eventually Dr Stanley thought of looking in the vault of Henry VII (7th, not 8th) and there he was, lying next to Henry and Henry's wife Elizabeth of York:
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I don't know why they made the coffins in the shape of the occupants. But I like how if you flip the picture they look like a new kind of undead:
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Westminster Abbey has lots of vaults under the floor: they bury people and wall up the vault, and with some of them we don't actually know what or who is down there.
Anyway, it's all in Dr Stanley's book, which has plenty of illustrations.
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puppetmaster13u · 4 months
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Prompt 185
No one could get into contact with Constantine. 
Now usually that wasn’t that big of a deal, the man constantly disappeared for a few days at a time doing something or other, but he’d been completely silent and unseen for months. Usually he’ll at least answer a call to tell them to fuck off or something. 
And they really need his expertise and are getting incredibly worried for their grumpy team member. Yes he’s an asshole, but he’s their asshole, y’know? And he has a habit of getting into Situations (sure he also usually gets out of them, but what if he didn’t this time?!) 
So they’re desperate. Kind of really desperate. Desperate enough to use the summoning sigil they found on his fridge. They’d checked it, multiple times, and it should summon the hellblazer. 
“You’re not Constantine.” . 
The white-haired teen in the circle yawned, stretching and blinking at them blandly with familiar blue eyes before sighing. “Actually I am,” he stuffed his hands into his hoodie as he looked down at the summoning circle. “Well, technically just one of the many Laughing Magicians currently in the Realms.” 
He gave a grin, looking more amused than annoyed. “Pretty much every one of us is in the Realms right now for family reunion lol. (Did he just say lol out loud??) So like, you’re gonna have to specify which of us you’re tryin’ to summon. Honestly perfect timing for me thanks, the fruitloop keeps flirting with John and it’s horrific so.” 
… That was probably their John, wasn’t it…
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newvegasceo · 8 months
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The one you gravitate towards the first time playing any cRPGs. Included Pillars of Eternity races and Divinity Original Sin ones.
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ducks-love-peas · 7 months
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Good Omens 2 | ⭑favorite moments⭑ 1/?
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brothermoth · 4 months
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I don't understand why people call John Marston stupid. He isn't dumb, he's barely functioning day to day and it's not HIS fault that whacky shit keeps happening to him. How would YOU react if your family turned into zombies after just going through like a billion Herculean trials to get them back???? That man is so checked out from reality that shit happens and he has no choice but to go "ok" and move on from that. John Marston has a customer service worker's ability to simply dissociate and complete tasks on auto pilot. He's not Arthur "helpful and kind" Morgan. He's a bitter fuck who does not give two shits about anyone he wants to get his beloved wife back so she can peg him and he wants to get his bitch ass emo son back so they can communicate poorly and take turns doing stupid nonsensical shit to give Abigail more stress in her life. He's just a Guy okay and I love him he's The Dad of All Time and I think he makes stupid fucking decisions but so do I and that's okay he's doing his best.
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croxot · 3 months
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Tired lich. Alwine belongs to @sessionzeroart
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blanceyblance · 17 days
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Klance Tumblr is missing on the unhinged Lance department. Let Lance be creepy and a little off he died and came back to life that will surely give you some off putting vibes
Bonus points of Keith absolutely doesn't care, he thinks its cute/funny
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An actual idea: Making "Animate Dead" Evil Again
Zombies and skeletons in D&D, for all they play to spooky images, aren't really horrific. They're a mismash of two different lores that can't really work together (like a lot of zombie fiction but that's a discussion for another day)- the mindless ravenous predators of modern zombie apocalypse and the tragic undead slaves of the original stories. But they lack either sides symbolic resonance. They're no apocalypse- they're disposable cannon fodder even a starting party can take down- but nor is there any indication that "animate dead" is an actual evil act beyond being kinda gross. This seems very harmless for both a nominal horror monster, and something intended to be a genuinely (indeed, mechanically) evil act.
It doesn't seem possible to make them a real threat without major changes, so the obvious solution to this is a simple fluff change. They're not mindless. They're compelled, they can't act of their own volition. But they're still in there.
They don't shamble. They visibly struggle against the motions their limbs make, as if they were puppets trying to resist their strings. They don't moan. They sob, and when they see the players they force out desperate apologies and pleas for help. They're not stupid. They're intentionally twisting orders and trying to destroy themselves to the best of their ability because they hate the necromancer and are taking what vengeance they can.
Maybe they can genuinely help, if the players will accept it. The "disposable minions" see a lot, and might mutter the necromancer's weaknesses or warnings about an upcoming ambush or whatever useful information they've seen while attacking. Failing that, they fight to lose. They're easy to beat not because they're weak, but because they're on your side. They intentionally move to hinder the necromancer and help the party as much as they're able to, they interpret all the villain's orders as unhelpfully as they can, they hiss encouragements and laugh hollowly when the players succeed.
The undead hordes are victims, not monsters. They're the people the players are trying to help, or at least avenge. And they're trying, as best as they can, to make it happen.
-Pencil.
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itsmissing · 2 years
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a design comm for a lich
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bonesblubs · 2 years
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sanctuary 
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ghostinghome · 1 year
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NANAKO SWEEEEEEEEP ‼️‼️‼️🗣🗣🗣🗣
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everyday is great at your junes
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puppetmaster13u · 4 months
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Prompt 178
So first of all he’d like to say it wasn’t his fault. He wasn’t into magic stuff, that was all Billy’s schtick. So really, it is not Victor’s fault that he accidentally activates some sort of sigil and suddenly ends up with a very confused looking child. 
A young girl, maybe four or five, with bright red eyes, slightly pointed ears, and what looks to be some sort of living suit partially fused with her body. Alright, okay, he doesn’t have to freak out, he’ll just… call one of the Justice League Dark members and get her a spare shirt or something to wear until they come to the Watchtower!
It’s fine, he’s fine. He’s not having memories to when he first got melded with all of this tech that’s now a part of him and feeling sick at the idea of it happening to a child. 
He’s not fine. 
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teatitty · 11 months
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"Why should I watch the Undead Murder anime" well you see it's very simple
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evilundead · 7 months
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i think we need to go back to drawing funny situations from memory. no more taking pictures/videos of strangers, give me your approximation of events in a drawing. and no i dont care if you're "bad at drawing" that makes it funnier
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blazing-spectre · 7 months
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Commission for @undead-potatoes of their Tav, Jay, and Gale :3 It was such a joy to work on!
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sodastyx · 4 months
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hi guys sorry for neglecting them
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