#why are you reading the tags

[mmm-monke-2022]

small comp of random and funny twosentencehorror (and 2sentence2horror) posts

i have others but don't feel like sifting through 500+ files for them right now

#reddit #r/196 #two sentence horror #funny #2sentence2horror #meme #why are you reading the tags #stop reading the tags

[maximumeffort]

cheers to all who celebrate

#ryan reynolds #deadpool #why are you reading the tags #you should be outside #def dont use tumblr while outside

[chamomile-teacup]

i'm going to ask you a question.

the answer may seem obvious but i want you to think about it for at least 20 seconds.

who would win in a fight?

seriously. think about it for just a second before you answer.

#fandom fight #makima #majima goro #who would win #why are you reading the tags #you should be considering your answer instead

[bobus]

*dropkicks vaguely in your direction*

Oh yeah hi, here's my monthly post

#lego monkie kid #lmk #lmk art #please help me #how the fuck do you draw wukong #lmk spider queen #lmk huntsman #lmk wukong #lmk syntax #lmk tang #why are you reading the tags #go away/j #FT that one episode where tang fully had a gun

[truellic2rulaen]

ya’ll give me 8 coroika chars

edit: vheck the reblog+comments before you give cause i don’t want to be bombarded by the same char over and over again

#coroika #splatoon coroika #splatoon manga #splatoon #splatoon 3 #splatoon 2 #splatoon 1 #why are you reading the tags #anyways if you’re desperate to know it’s for the trypophobia meme #and that i’m turning them into shadows #so yea

[chloe-the-troublemaker]

Pay with yourself! (or your soul)

#cuphead memes #why are you reading the tags #cuphead #birds #memes #repost

[s3vrne7]

Dazai, what do you mean by *PLAYING* THE STRAIGHT MAN?? Did you just confirm you are not straight? /j

#bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd dazai #bsd manga #bungou stray dogs dazai #bsd dazai osamu #bsd shitpost #bungou stray dogs manga #why are you reading the tags

[terraruneofficial]

Universal Clogslash

#Universal Clogslash #this is not on slümbër #why are you reading the tags

[ghoztlystars]

'mother' and 'son'

!! this is an au !!

#au #alternate universe #microphone ii #microphone inanimate insanity #knife ii #knife inanimate insanity #meow #sobbing rn #im sobbing so hard rn #why are you reading the tags #i mean relatable but why?

[blazedraws00]

#polls #why are you reading the tags

[kazoo4rent]

I've recently coined a Xenogender!

Columbagender/Liviagender Columbagender/Liviagender is an androgynous gender that feels connected to/similar to pigeons! The Name is derived from the scientific name for pigeons (Columba livia). This gender was inspired my own special interest, Birds, and pigeons! **Columbagender/Liviagender is not a theriotype, kin, or a fursona** Pronouns you could use/that are associated with Columbagender/Liviagender! Pige/piges/pigeself Sky/skys/skyself Rat/rat/ratself Skyrat/skyrats/skyratself Wing/wings/wingself Feath/feaths/feathself Feather/feathers/featherself Flags! I made two versions, both are almost identical, I just added a pigeon to one because I thought it looked cool :D

If you have any questions feel free to ask! Please be respectful when you're asking '^^

#xenogender #mogai label #mogai #pigeon #mourning dove #rock dove #birds #mogai coining #autistic positivity #actually autistic #special interest #why are you reading the tags #theres nothing to see here #shoutout to my gay brother frankie who is GAY!

[mmm-monke-2022]

sometimes when i get bored i draw stuff on my 3DS. anyways have a Bucky and Olive i made from memory because i wanted to show someone something but they were stuck on a phone call bucky is rougher cause i did him with my finger. more 3ds art coming some day i guess

#bucky beaver #olive otter #shipwrecked 64 #broadside beach #art #my art #doodle #3ds art #why are you reading the tags #stop reading the tags

[eeli0r]

men writing women.

let me try (as a genderfluid person) writing women as male authors. this is for male authors that over-sexualise women btw, not ones that actually have any idea of how women work!!

joan placed her books on the table. she was an intelligent woman, with eyes the color of smoky gray clouds, skin that looked like a few drops of espresso in milk, with freckles scattered across her face. her breasts were big; gigantic, even, they almost took up the room. their eyes seemed to scan the room, sizing up every man, and their gaze landed on paul. her breasts led her to paul, guiding her feet.

"oh! hello, paul!" joan said, laughing slightly. her breasts seemed to laugh as well.

(this made me physically uncomfortable)

#is this how men write women #idk #why are you reading the tags #so for the people who are confused abt the “sexual themes” #i tried writing in the style of "bad male authors writing female characters #so it has some uh adultier stuff #viewer discretion is advised

[gibbearish]

love when ppl defend the aggressive monetization of the internet with "what, do you just expect it to be free and them not make a profit???" like. yeah that would be really nice actually i would love that:)! thanks for asking

#yes i want things to be free like ??? that is not a weird desire #'but but it costs money to keep up' ok and? how is that my problem #the government has plenty of murder dollars they could reallocate a few to make internet services universal if they wanted #also these companies were perfectly capable of supporting themselves before the internet got drowned with ads so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #edit: muting notifs on this post bc new additions have kind of petered out #so no one feel bad about adding something someone else has said‚ it is not bothering me im just trying to keep my #notifs page cleanish lol #also since i saw some people are being redirected to read my tags: firstly hiiiiii this is a special secret message for you:3 #secondly i have learned since making this that the reason they were able to support themselves previously was because #of investors bankrolling everything #and theyre now finally realizing that theyre never going to actually make a profit and arent as willing to invest #however thats just a minor correction and doesnt change my overall point #once again. so many murder dollars #so thats why im just adding it here in the tags rather than making an actual correction #anyways . love yall 💕 #origibberish #bigger gibbers

[ao3-crack]

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#archive of our own #ao3 quotes #ao3 stuff #archive of our own quotes #fanfic #fanfic quotes #funny #ao3 #ao3 tags #basically I wrote this for myself #but you can read it too #me with all of my fics #seriously I write them for myself #then I go through my wips and wonder why no one has updated them in so long

[lotus-pear]

SIGHHHH BSD REREAD…................I MISS THEM SO MUCH :(((

#if i catch anyone tagging this as a ship i will gut you like a fucking fish. #HAPPY MOTHERS DAY TO DAZAI AND DAZAI ONLY. BTW #sorry for the inactivity i was busy flopping my ap’s🥰 #no skk art from tumblr user lotus-pear after two weeks of not posting get PRANKED #anyway i was rereading the manga and i was struck once again by how father and son they are 😭😭😭😭😭 #dazai calls him “kiddo” and “my boy” in the translation i was reading and it actually made me keel over and sob like he’s so sweet 🥺🥺🥺😭😭 #actual crime they haven’t been reunited yet #switched up my coloring style a little bit bc why not #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #nakajima atsushi #atsushi nakajima #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd #lotus draws