#yes he’s wearing the unicorn onesie

[logan-the-artist]

Request (if you’d like to do it): anything intrulogical, I have intense intrulogical brain rot right now 😭

Logan isn’t a morning person.

#anon you just got me out of my art block. i shall forever be grateful #thank you sm for the ask anon!!! <333 #yes he’s wearing the unicorn onesie #my art #drawing #art #sketch #sanders sides #sanders sides fanart #log’s art #logan x remus #remus x logan #tss logan #logan sanders sides #logan sanders #logic sanders #intrulogical #romantic intrulogical #remus sanders sides #remus sanders #tss remus #ts remus

[tallysescape]

on my hands and knees rn, vote for hamato leonardo in the @cringefaillosersummit or so help me GOD-

[the poll]

#rise of the tmnt #rottmnt #rottmnt leo #hamato leonardo #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #THE FACT THAT I AM STILL MAKING THESE SHOULD SPEAK FOR ITSELF #THE CRINGEFAIL LOSER VIBES ARE OFF THE CHARTS OKAY #LIKE YES LEO IS OBJECTIVELY COOL BUT HE IS NOT THAT COOL #THE COOL GUY PERSONA IS JUST A FRONT. HE IS A LOSER. HE IS A DORK. HE MAKES AWFUL PUNS AND WEARS A SLEEPING MASK/CAP AND #HAS/WANTED A UNICORN ONESIE. HE IS AN IDIOT AND I LOVE HIM #EVERY VERSION OF HIM IS A DORK AND A LOSER AND THAT NEEDS TO BE ACKNOWLEDGED MORE STG #ALL THE LEOS ARE IDIOTS AND THEY SHOULD GET TO BE IDIOTS MORE OFTEN #i need to actually put together that comp of 2012 leo being a dork but anyways #VOTE HAMATO LEONARDO. YOU KNOW ITS THE RIGHT CHOICE HERE. #tally creates

[sugawhaaa]

💕Thinking of O.de as your Boyfriend 💕

💍Fluff head canons💍

Ode's love language has got to be acts of service and words of affirmation

He'd be your personal snuggle bug

His hair is just so fluffy so you'd often pet his head while he rests his head on your thighs

For a first date he would 100% take you on a picnic date. In a nice open grass field with a pink blanket to sit on

As for a birthday present one year he'd get you a ring! It'd be silver with a little blue gem inserted in the middle of it.

Another gift I could totally see him getting for you is matching onesies (😭)

Ode would probably get a fox one and get you a unicorn one or something cute like that

He would daydream about you all the time, like bro would be head over heels for you

Ode would use words like baby, my love, dear, to talk about or to you

He wouldn't mind rambling about you to his members all the time sjsjs

He would share everything to you, his day, his interests, books he's reading, shows he's watching, everything

I feel like little tickle fights would be a common occurrence in your relationship

If you two went anywhere together his hand would be locked around yours the entire time

He's the type of boyfriend that would let you do his makeup and dress him up

~Scenario~

Your hands played with Ode's fluffy, soft hair as he rested his head on your thighs. He was watching one of his recent fav shows one evening with you. Most of the members had gone to their rooms or went to bed so you two had the living room to yourselves. Seungmin started slowly blink as you continued to gently play with his hair. Then he set his arm down, still holding his phone, and closed his eyes. He hummed in satisfaction at the feeling of your fingers roaming around his hair. You watched as his body relaxed on the couch, and his breath slowed. Then all life was lost in his body (he's not dead lmao) and he started to breathe louder. By the way he wasn't moving or reacting to anything you were doing. You assumed he was asleep. You chuckled lightly and let his rest atop of you.

🍇Spice head canons🍇

I think Ode would be a very interesting character in bed

He could be either a bottom or a top and it'd be your choice to decide which one he'd be

I think Seungmin would be a pretty rough and slightly rude dom (if you want him to be ofc) but he wouldn't go too far with it still

Lot's of teasing

He would memorize exactly what you like, where you like it and so on

When being a bottom I think he'd be generally quiet but he'd whimper a lot! It'd be quiet but frequent

He would get flustered about how good you can make him feel

I think Seungmin would like lingerie, he would like to watch you ride his thigh (or smth lol) while wearing it

He would be a mischievous little top though, he would know exactly what you want but he would make you use your words for it

And just as you finally get the confidence to say what you want out loud he'd give it to you making you wail his name

I think he'd be into toys, not many though. He'd pick one he really likes (like a vibrator) and use it on you a lot and experiment with it

When he's horny he would need assistance NOW he has no patience sexually speaking

So that means you often find yourself having sex with him like anywhere

He would love blowjobs…just hear me out

I could honestly see Ode being a bit of a choker

~Scenario~

Ode quietly approached you as you were doing some drawing at your desk, he called out your name and you turned to him.

"Yes Ode?" You said sweetly looking up at him making his cheeks heat up.

"I want you," he said bluntly, making you look at him dumbfounded. You giggled a bit and told him to wait on the bed for you. You went to the bathroom and got your red lace lingerie set and put it on to surprise him. You swiftly went back into Ode's room and as soon as you walked in his eyes started analyzing your body. You walked over to him and he pulled you by your hips to sit on his thigh.

"I thought I was the needy one?" He said lowly, whispering in your ear. You looked at him confused

"W-What do you mean?" You blushed already knowing exactly what he meant.

"Your already so wet,"

♥️Aftercare head canons ♥️

He turns into a softie of course

He'd ask you if you enjoyed it and if you'd like a bath

If you said yes he would prepare everything, putting in some bubble bath, candles, some nice music

Once you make your way into the warm bath Seungmin would happily join you

Usually you'd choose to bath because if you two just went to bed he'd fall asleep instantly, he always seems to fall asleep really fast afterwards

Thank you for reading!!!♡

A/N: Jungsu's version is already in the making and I have some starter ideas for Jooyeon so I'm so close to wrapping this series up!!!

#xdh imagines #xdh smut #xdinari hero fanfic #xdinary heroes #xdh #xdh fluff #xdh x reader #xdinary heroes fluff #xh gaon #xh jungsu #oh seungmin #seungmin #xh1 #xh icons #xh gunil #xdinary heroes smut

[youwouldntlietopapa]

Papa with a sick SO (Headcanons)

Primo:

At the first sign of you being sick, he is already mixing his special tea blends and shoving cups of medicinal smelling brew in your hands.

He absolutely does not care if you think it’s “just a cold”, he takes these things very seriously. When it’s you. When it’s him, he’ll manage. The rules are different for him. Because he knows best.

Until you are feeling 100%, he WILL fuss over you. Yes, he does know he gets annoyed when you fuss over him. This is different.

Of course you’re not to worry about your duties. He has already informed Seestor that you are sick and absolutely must stay in bed.

It’s all a bit much, but really, it’s very sweet to have him so set on taking care of you. Besides, it’s better for you both if you get rest and he doesn’t have to worry so much.

And no one is going to complain about getting sick day snuggles on the couch and terrible day time tv.

Secondo:

For a man who so flatly refuses to accept or admit that he’s sick until he’s practically on deaths door, his standards for you are MUCH lower. (Listen, he knows the standards he holds himself to are actually impossible. But Amore is precious in every way and they get far more leeway that anyone else.)

He’s not as quick to pick up on you getting sick as his older brother might be. But once he hears you coughing or that gravelly sick voice or the stuffy nose, he is very concerned.

Don’t bother arguing that you don’t need to go to the infirmary or to be seen by the Ministry doctor. You can walk there beside him or be carried there like a grumpy toddler. The choice is yours.

He has an alarm set so you don’t miss your antibiotics and he made sure to get some yogurt in case the pills upset your stomach.

It’s one of the few times he’ll cancel his office hours. Someone needs to be there making sure you’re taken care of. And, if he absolutely can’t avoid work, he will find a couple of ghouls to do it.

I hope you like pastina, because that is his solution to all illnesses.

You have never really been cuddled until you’ve been cuddled by a very protective, large Italian man who is determined to keep you comfortable and safe, no matter what.

Terzo:

The one upside to Terzo being the most dramatic human in the history of the universe when he’s sick is that he does not question even the most poutiest of sick pouts from you.

Of course he understands how miserable you are. How could anyone not see the suffering you are going through?

The sheer number of pillows and blankets he acquires for you borders on the absurd.

He’ll also run you a hot bath because he heard somewhere that steam is good for you. And even if that isn’t true, he reasons it can’t hurt.

Whatever comfort food you want, he will get it for you.

The sweetness of it all is, admittedly, undercut somewhat by the makeshift hazmat suit he’s wearing, the oven mitts and tongs to keep him from touching any germs, and the Lysol spray he attacks every surface you get near as soon as you step away.

He loves you very much, he just also loves not catching whatever the hell you have.

And he DID agree that the gas mask for cuddles was a bit much.

Copia:

He’s also not super great at picking up on things right away. But any obvious signs you’re sick or you say the words “I don’t feel good” and he is right there.

Of course you need to see the doctor. Don’t be silly. You know he worries. You don’t want him to worry all day, do you?

How can you refuse when he makes the sad puppy eyes?

Once that’s out of the way, prepare to be snuggled within an inch of your life.

And to be told, repeatedly, that you need rest. He will get whatever you need.

You’re going to need to be a little firm about not requiring him carrying you to the toilet, it’s just a touch of the flu. You can manage the 15 steps to the bathroom.

You do however get the sick day unicorn onesies. Those are a must. And he will dance around in his like the absolute goober he is just to make you smile.

Pastina, pastina, pastina.

At the end of the day, though, he will absolutely sit and cuddle you and comb his fingers through your hair and make sure that you’re as comfortable and loved as it’s possible to be.

Nihil:

Oh, you’re sick?

That sounds real rough. For you.

You should go deal with that. Somewhere else.

Away from him.

Please disinfect everything you’ve touched on your way out.

If he doesn’t hear from you in a few days, he’ll send a condolence card.

Well, someone will.

Not him, obviously.

He’s busy.

#ghost headcanons #all the papas #also nihil is here #I'm having a sick day so this is what you get

[the-world-wont-listenn]

Marauders head cannons!!!

Lily draws hearts as the dots above her i's

James would say "I'm just being a silly billy!" then stick out his tongue (okay drake)

Marlene's favorite Taylor swift song was getaway car and she'd literally pick up dorcas and run around carrying her bridal style singing it at the top of her lungs

sirius made loads of thirst traps but really shitty ones and Marlene bullied the living shit out of him calling him a dumb bitch and that he looked ugly and that she could see all 5 of his chins from that angle

Remus is Jewish and to show his support James once ran into the dorm with a tiny kipper on his head singing god save the queen thinking 100% that god save the queen was 'the Jewish national anthem'

James had a lisp for a week cause of a prank that went slightly too far and lily took the piss out of it every time that they argued and she would just randomly switch to a lisp and say stuff like "oh does wikkle jamesie not wike dat?" and she'd purposefully make it so she spat on him

sirius watched bluey until peter and mary bullied him out of it

"I'm a big strong man I can win Evans heart over!" "James last night you wore a purple onesie with tiny green dinosaurs on it the only heart your winning over is a child's, fucking pedophile" - Remus and james

James wears the footies onesies and remus bullies the living fuck out of him for it

James and sirius lost at theme park:

"uhm can 'my little Remus moony sugar pie plum' come to lost and found we have a special present waiting for you" "honest to GOD I can't take him ANYWHERE"

‘this anyones kid?’ ‘yes that is actually my boyfriend’ ‘…how old are you two.?’

"wait where's sirius and James?" "LILY ESCAPE WHILE WE STILL CAN"

' lily look how about we go on the ferris wheel instead of finding those two’ ‘you have amazing ideas’

sirius and James would be at the top waving down at them with cotton candy and 2 of those massive arse teddies that cost shit loads to win

sirius would have a wolf one and James would have a unicorn

James was obsessed with pokemon and he bought harry a Pikachu onesie and himself a Squirtle one and lily had an Evie one

Snape watching anime

James and sirius did too but they stopped as soon as they found out that Snape watched It aswell

they definitely did the Naruto run down the corridors while Remus and peter slowly died from embarrassment

"we don't know them wdym I've never heard of a specky lad called James or an unfairly attractive boy that may or may not be my boyfriend before whatttttt"

"Remus, sweetheart, darling, baby, love, hunny, don't try and lie to me I'm not particularly pleased that the other one is MY boyfriend but at least I'm taking responsibility for my own actions"

James is obsessed with prime

Remus is obsessed with orange lucozade and milk chocolate

James makes harry try his prime

‘That dead nice!’ He says while vomiting 😍

"so, what'd ya think pringle?" "mmmm really nice" "JAMES STOP FEEDING OUR CHILD YOUR WEIRD YOUTUBE JUICE"

Pringle - sirius started it and now James calls him it

lily calls him cute things like sweetheart and stuff but James calls him pringle and big hazza

"oi hazza, help your old man with these won't you" "James he's 3" "so? when I was 3 I was building myself a doll house!" *sirius in the background* "AHA FRUITY MOTHER FUCKER"

Remus got tickled alot when he was he so when someone tried to tickle him he’d just do that slow turn around and stare and James tried to imitate him but with his prime and he just looked stupid

James would say let's skaddadle and buckle up buttercup when someone makes him angry

James called lily sugar bunny once and lily broke his finger

and once when he was trying to be sexy he said "buckle up buttercup, it's going to be a bumpy ride" and lily removed James off of her, looked him in the eye and said "I'll be back in five minutes so I can recover and we're going to pretend this never happened."

then lily told sirius and sirius called him buttercup for ages

‘Oi buttercup! Cmre!’ ‘Huh? U mean remus? He isnt here ‘ ‘no you fucking nob’

"hey you wanna" *lip bite and awful attempt at a wink* "you know"

James is afraid of the word sex

if they had the internet james would post ‘Christmas haul 😇’ and Marlene would join in half way through to take the piss and in the end half of Hogwarts was showing off James' shit that he got and at the end Alice and lily held hands, bowed then just walked off

James would watch 1000 pound sisters and dance moms religiously

they did a nativity one year

Remus was the donkey

sirius was the baby jesus

James was pregnant mary and sirius was inside James shirt for half of it until he fell out and fell off the stage

cracked his head open but still went on with it and he was bleeding severely but he was still the best damn baby Jesus out there

and Minnie was the in keeper and Marlene was the inkeepers wife but she went all out for her one line

Marlene's line- "sorry love, no room here, you can stay at the barn if you'd like?" but she made a song to go with it and a choreographed dance team - made up of Severus, Dumbledore and 3 elves from the kitchens

and Alice was Joseph and from then on called sirius her little baby jesus

sirius had the nickname jesus for ages afterwards

Elves had a rap solo each

one time James and sirius were arguing over the best Taylor swift song (james-love story, sirius-anti hero) and then Remus walked in with chocolate and an orange lucozade singing bejeweled and Mary and peter were singing shake it off

peter was literally everywhere. everywhere you looked peter mfing pettigrew was there, most of the time singing shake it off like if you go to the great hall at around 2:30 at night on a Tuesday peter will be on the tables singing shake it off

Sirius can't speak french but is 100% convinced he's great at it.

He finds out he's 1/4 french and walks into the dorm wearing a beret and a baguette in his arms with a fake twirly mustache.

Remus can speak french and uses it for his own benefit.

"es-tu un pervers qui tripote des vers pendant qu'il dort" - are you a pervert that fiddles with wormy while he sleeps

Remus would use reddit religiously

Remus and lily were childhood friends due to both growing up in the same area (tho Remus is Welsh and lily is Scottish) and dancing around to Abba is still their favorite hobby

Remus-welsh

Lily-scottish

James-scouse

Peter-scottish

Sirius-posh british but 1/4 french (assmued that meant he was fully french and 'turned french' for like a week

Regulus- posh british but 1/4 french (actually bothered to learn french to get in touch with his french roots unlike sirius)

Marlene-northern

Alice-northern

Mary-southern

Lana del ray would put James into a coma

Peter used a ketchup bottle as a fake guitar once

James would randomly grab lily's leg while she was say down and use to as a fake guitar (when they were dating ofc)

Remus loved Bowie more than life itself

Karaoke nights in the gryffindor common room

When Remus was pissed off with sirius he would call him tampon rather than pads

Peters favorite horrible histories song was Pachacuti and he had a full choreographed dance for it

James favorite flavour of chocolate was white chocolate because he couldn't handle dark chocolate and milk was 'too basic'

James is the type of guy to say 'me me me me me' when he's snoring

At least once James was angry at snape and was abt to fight him and he said "someone hold me back!" then literally no one did

Sirius would randomly quote the most random stuff when he was stressed, for example, when sirius found out that Reggie got the dark mark he quoted dance moms on 3 occasions

"I had not choice, sirius!" "I cut my finger on my mom's ring, I hope I can still dance!" "Sirius shut the fuck up."

Sirius would play my singing monsters 24/7

If they were a band. Sirius is the singer. James is the guitarist. Remus plays the bass and Peter is the drums but Peter only knows shake it off so marlene stood in for him. Dorcas is the band manager and Mary and Peter watch rehearsal. Lily doesn’t bother with that crap but to support James she plays keyboard sometimes

James wanted to be the singer but sirius said he wanted to be it cause he'd be at "the front and he'd be the eye candy for the girls" Then he’d wink at remus

"the marauders and sirius" “no it’s Sirius and the marauders “ "sirius why do you need to be specifically mentioned" "because I'm special" Then him and James would argue over Sirius’s name being first "ITS SIRIUS AND THE MARAUDERS" "ITS LOVE STORY." "ANTI-HERO."

Go-to insults

Peter: fatty

Sirius: numpty, plonker

James: cheeky spaz, jizz face

Remus: idiot or something really personal

Reactions to someone calling peter fat

Remus: he's not fat he's just plus sized

James: he's not fat he's just big boned

Sirius: he's not fat he's just a big boy (whacks peters belly as he says big boy)

Mary McDonald:

- came from a caribbean single parent immigrant home

- helped raise all her siblings as the eldest daughter so had a complex about never having children

- was estatic about coming to hogwarts each year but constantly feels guilty leaving her mother to do everything on her own

- loved traditionally feminine things & was gryffindor seeker

- came off as brash & egotistical, it was really just a cover for her insecurities

- struggled to come to terms with her asexuality after immense racially targeted sexualisation from her peers

- looked out for people

- lit up a room with her laughter

- very funny

- fashionable

- spoke her mind & for that reason was stereotyped as loud & abrasive

- often felt separated from her culture so tried her best to embrace it & share it with her friends

- was very chill about realising she liked girls

- observant & emotionally intelligent, it made her scarily good at reading ppl & knowing what to say to hurt them when she's mad

- made it a point to not make the same mistake twice

- didn't join the order after remembering dumbledore's actions (or lack thereof) after her attack

- peters bff

Lily Evans:

- was petunia's "weird sister" for most of her childhood because of her quietness & lack of interest for boys & getting married

- craves their big sister's approval

- was anti-social her first year at hogwarts out of guilt for being there when her sister couldnt be

- stopped hiding in petunia's shadow at some point & reinvented herself as the noble head girl most remember her as

- projected an image of being perfect & hid the darker more selfish parts of themselves away as she feared everyone would leave her if they saw

- was not perfect

- often felt pressured by people's expectations of her to do the right thing

- struggled with depression

- always seemed so wise but never truly knew what to do

- considered going back to snape many times as they felt he was the only one they could be their true self around

- fought comphet valiantly

- was NOT overjoyed about having a kid in the middle of the war

- battled the urge to run away & leave everything behind more than once

- died hiding a huge secret part of herself so dumbledore could sell an image of a courageous matyr to the world

Marlene McKinnon:

- was friends with james & peter growing up

- had a completely innocent crush on effie as a child & teenager

- rivaled james in their love for quidditch

- extremely competitive and determined to best everyone in everything, takes silly games way too seriously but it's endearing

- struggled coming to terms with their sexuality & identity as they grew older

- often felt isolated from their female peers when they couldn't relate to them when they talked about boys

- struggled with feeling perverted when female friends would get comfortable around them

- fought more with not liking boys than liking girls

- their parents' relationship issues at home made them go through a dark phase in sixth year

- became snappy & temperamental, lost interest in quidditch, fought with dorcas alot

- started wearing leather jackets & dark eye makeup

- after years of struggling to identity crisis, they eventually found themselves

- they regained some of their brightnesw, but still kept their style, often traded clothes with sirius with how similiarly they dressed

- was eventually murdered by a long time friend

Dorcas meadows:

-despite her high status as a rich pureblood, she defyed slytherin stereotypes with her progressives views on blood status

- her dismissal of blood hierachy were partly shaped by her experiences as a black witch because being pureblood unfortunately didn't save her from racism

- she was conscious of her temper & presented herself in a practiced way, understanding how being dark-skinned & black could affect how she's perceived

- was elegant, poised & remarkably fashionable

- could cut ppl like a knife with her words without even raising her voice

- had a motherly nature to her & always looked out for first years

- even non slytherins respected & admired her

- it wasn't until marlene was kiIIed that she lost all her elegance & control & went batshit insane, no longer caring about getting herself dirty

Alice Fortescue:

-lily's role model

- herbology queen

- kind & loving but no pushover

- wise beyond her years

- talented at balancing being responsible & having fun

- more of a trouble maker than people gave them credit for

Pandora lovegood:

- grew up in the woods with her paranoid grandmother surrounded by more magical creatures than people

- had a tendency to ask sudden philosophical questions, only regulus could keep up

- polite but extremely detached from her social surroundings

- sweet to those she really liked

- had a comforting presence but was much darker than people assumed

- intelligent in a mad scientist way

- rules & concern for her life never stopped her from experimenting with dark magic

- had really thought she had the hang of it when trying to destroy the horcrux

- she didn't

Remus and lily had choreographed dances to most Abba songs and when they were played at her wedding they both still preformed them though lily was in heals and sirius and James were absolutely gobsmacked and just watched in amazement

Things that would send walburga in to a coma

-sirius' hair in poa

-either of her kids liking men

-james potter in general

-sirius dating a half-blood

-muggle-borns actually being good at magic

-lesbians

-marlene.

-remus being a werewolf

-gingers

-peter

-american girl dolls

-pirates of the caribbean

-jeggings

-james Corden

-ellen de generous

-barbie princess and the pauper

-that one scene in were the millers where they pretend that drugs are their baby (also the one where Kenny got bit by a tarantula)

-max stani

-raisins

-skinny jeans

-shark boy and lavq girl

-michael cera

-the barbie movie

-love actually

Peter is the BIGGEST 1d fan (rock me was his favorite)

James always has his feet out

Lily's favorite Christmas film was love actually

Dorcas' fav colour was orange/yellow

Alice and Frank as the olive theory but like not really cause they both loved olives but frank lied about it cause Alice was so happy when they fit the olive theory

James had a Lego collection

Sirius had a shit poker face

James once broke 4 bones trying to do a back hand spring (sirius did it perfectly first try)

Sirius can't stay still when he's sleeping ending in Remus with LOTS of bruises

All of them (the marauders + the girls + frank) played a massive game of hide and seek all throughout Hogwarts and peter went missing for three days

James but as the 'drakes the kinda guy' trend.

Marlene calls James her little white boy

Parental issues:

Sirius: issues

Marlene: mummy

James: mostly daddy but he's chill with both

Peter: single mum

Remus: daddy issues (mums dead)

Lily: sister issues

Alice: happy family

Dorcas: happy family

Mary: divorced parents but happy with both

Frank: closer with his mum

Mary and peter play hello kitty island adventure

James is a girl dad

Lily is a boy mum

Fav ts song:

James: love story (tv)

Sirius: anti hero

Remus: bejeweled

Peter: shake it off

Mary: Betty

Marlene: getaway car

Lily: paper rings

Alice: All too well (tv)

Dorcas: champagne problems

The girls did a ranking of all the boys based on looks and personality and they put James and sirius at the bottom to piss them off but just above James they put Snape to spite James. Frank and peter were at the top.

Fancasts

James: Aaron Taylor Johnson

Sirius: Ben barnes

Remus: Andrew Garfield

Peter: lewis capaldi

Regulus: Timotheè chalamet

Lily: Sophie Skelton

Marlene: bebadoobe

Dorcas: Janelle osei-tutu

Mary: Sofia Bryant

Alice: young winnona Ryder

Frank: Jim sturgess

Snape: Louis Garrel

Barty: young David Tennant

Peter is lactose intolerant but eats the most dairy

#marauders headcanons #the marauders #james potter #sirius black #remus lupin #peter pettigrew #lily evans #marlene mckinnon #dorcas meadowes #mary macdonald #alice fortescue #frank longbottom #severus snape #sirius and regulus #regulus black #barty crouch jr #i love the marauders

[thescribblings]

Just some random lil fun facts about my peepaw au, since i can

1, his tail isn't natural whasoever. He spent too much time in radioactive areas and boom! Lil nub tail popped up one day! (No, he didn't notice it until someone pointed it out, and yes, it can retract, but it's uncomfortable after a while, lol)

2, it's called 'slightly feral future leo for a reason, i just haven't explored it properly yet so i don't have many explanations atm '•>• (except that he has 'mission mode', it's basically ptsd but with extra ��️spice✨️)

3, this man is like, really fuckin active (living my dreams fr) one of his favorite things to do when he isn't lounging on the couch is run! And boy, does he run, he was a lil too eager to get back to it when his abdomen was healing, and luckily nothing bad really happened, but he did get an earful from everyone else

4, contrary to most, my peepaw doesn't have a lot of self depricating thoughts! They're there, but they don't run the show, y'know?

5, like i mentioned in the post about his prosthetic, he's really fuckin heavy (200-250ish kg or 440-550ish lbs), and for good reason! On top of the heavy ass shell attached to him, the undeniable fact that he's mainly made of muscle and built like a damn tank and his prosthetic, i decided to make him 7'4, 223,5cm. What can i say? Tall idiots scratch an itch in my brain

6, he has zero sleep schedule, you will find him awake at the most random of hours, in the most random of places (sometimes he's up for days, but we'll get into that in the future) you'll also find him sleeping in random ass spots, on a light fixture in donnie's lab? Yep. In a corner, crammed between pipes? Yessir. In the middle of the floor? Obviously. Literally in the fuckin closet? Yes. Turtle brain go brrr

7, onto one of my favorites, i personally believe (as illogical as it may be) that rumbling vs churring has to do with size to some extent, the smaller turtles can rumble but they have to think about it, the bigger turtles do it on instinct, make sense? Lemme tell you, this man can sound like a fuckin engine sometimes, mikey loves it ofc. oh, and he makes more turtle noises than the others lol, part of the whole 'feral' thing

8, he's very interested in unicorns still, once a leo, always a leo. But he's also very interested in fashion, and mainly different clothes that look good, are comfortable, AND that he can kick someone's ass in, so he mainly wears loose clothing, and despite the choking hazard, often wears his scarf! I just don't know how to draw it yet, lol (and yes, present leo did get him a unicorn onesie, he loved it)

Oh! And he does usually wear a prosthetic arm, i just havent designed one yet lol (and I'm enjoying not having to draw 2 arms)

Thank you for reading my ramblings!

Have nice day

#rottmnt #sffl(wg) #future leo #save rottmnt #third season #rottmnt fanart #rottmnt future leo #my au #he's just a weirdly active peepaw #and oblivious as fuck #he may be smart but the social cues went out the window a loooong time ago

[minumi-chan]

Words You Didn’t Say - Ch. 3

Read on A03

Rated: G

Summary: “Purple, we have never needed a map to go trick o'treating before. Is this really necessary--”

“That is because I have been gathering all the data since year one!! And after proper analysis, I have created for us-- pause for dramatic effect-- the optimal route to obtain the highest quantity and caliber of candy for our consumption on this old Hallow’s Eve--”

“I thought it was Halloween?” Mikey interjects with a raised hand.

Previous: Ch. 2

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Ten years old...

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“Candy bags?” 

“Check!!” Mikey bounces on the balls of his feet in excitement, the too big  homemade chef’s hat on his head sliding over his eyes for a moment. 

“Costumes?”

“Cheeeckity check!” Leo singsongs and models his blue unicorn onesie proudly.

“And now, the pièce de résistance!” 

“The pee-yeh do what now?” Raph scratches his head in confusion, only to freeze at the sound of his Ghostbear wrestling costume ripping on the spikes of this shell at the movement. His father clicks his tongue softly as he uses a safety pin to secure it. Raphael smiles wide up at him and Splinter pats his eldest on the head, adding another pin for good measure.   

"Oh, I'm so glad you asked-- Gentlemen!!" Donnie’s voice echoes down the sewer tunnel as he pauses to look judgmentally at their father in his obviously low-budget replica of a Lou Jitsu costume, and clears his throat, "Ahem, and Pápa... here’s the plan--” 

“Eugh boy, here we go--” Leo crosses his arms and rolls his eyes, ignoring his twin’s glare. The effect is somewhat ruined by the floppy antenna and googly eyed glasses Donnie wears for his alien costume anyway.

Donnie taps on his phone screen for several seconds until each of their devices in turn chime with a notification. 

Leo glances briefly at the notification but is almost immediately distracted by Mikey tilting his phone one way then the other, trying (and failing) to make sense of the map their brother just sent to them. His chef's hat is slipping off his head with the movement, so Leo pulls it up for him and pokes his cheek. The youngest swats at him with a giggle, while Raphael shows their father how to open his own map on his chipped phone screen.  

“Purple, we have never needed a map to go trick o'treating before. Is this really necessary--” 

“That is because I have been gathering all the data since year one!! And after proper analysis, I have created for us-- pause for dramatic effect -- the optimal route to obtain the highest quantity and caliber of candy for our consumption on this old Hallow’s Eve--”

“I thought it was Halloween?” Mikey interjects with a raised hand. 

“Yes, that is the colloquial term, Michael,” Donnie hits a button on his phone and proudly projects the map onto the tunnel wall, fingers tracing a purple colored line around several blocks with his hand. “Now if we start out here on--” 

“Are you seriously going to make us stick to a map tonight? That takes all the fun out of it!” Leo groans, throwing his head back. 

“Which is whyyy~” Donnie drawls in annoyance and hits another button. A blue line appears on the map with an alternative path. “I made two routes. We can split up and make this a little bit of a competition, what say you, Nardo?” 

“Oh, oh, now I get it. You’re on!” Leo grins confidently. “I call Mikey!! Get ready to win this baby brother!!” 

“Aww yeah!!” Mikey hops up and double high fives him, before climbing onto Leo's back with a devious grin. 

“Wait a minute, boys!! Who said anything about splitting up--” Splinter crosses his arms, glancing briefly at his eldest, “I don’t want any of you getting lost. ” 

“Pish posh, Pápa! That’s why I put trackers in our phones last year, remember?” Donnie reassures him with a wave of the device in hand, “Plus if Raph’s with me, and I am, of course, the best map maker and reader here. Then no one’s getting lost on my watch. Those two on the other hand...” 

Splinter grimaces, unable to disagree, and rummages quickly in the travel bag that clashes terribly with his costume. “Well, we also need to make sure Red has his--” 

“Uh, Pops...” Raphael points towards the ladder on the far end of the tunnel, where Leonardo is already climbing topside with Mikey riding piggyback, “They’re leaving without you...” 

“What-- Blue, Orange!! Wait for me!!” Splinter looks up bewildered and dashes after them, shouting over his shoulder, “Raphael, you’re in charge, do not let Purple get carried away!! And be back here by ten pm!!” 

“How about Twelve pm?” Donnie barters, making Splinter turn around with a scolding look. 

“Ten-thirty and that’s final.” 

“What about eleven -thirty--” Don offers hopefully, the brows he painted on even over his costume raising.

“Daddy, hurry up!!” Mikey calls from the open manhole, and Splinter looks torn for a moment between his two sets of sons. 

“We’ll be here at ten-thirty, Pops,” Raphael reassures as he pats Donnie’s head, and Splinter nods at him with a smile.  

“See ya later when you’re calling us champions, buh bye~!!” Leo waves with a wink, backing out of the way only as their father reaches them. His mild reprimands are muffled as he replaces the manhole cover, leaving the other pair of turtles in the silence of the sewer tunnel.  

Raphael looks at his little brother and grins wide as he hands him a pillowcase with the crooked stitched letters of his name, “Wanna make Leo-- what is it you always say-- eateth his words?”

“I love you so much , let’s do this!!” Donnie pumps his fists into the air, his cheer echoing down the tunnel along with Raphael’s laughter as they climb up the ladder to exit opposite of their brothers.

Topside, New York City is awash with light and sound, crisp cold air making both turtles shiver until they adjust. Raphael knelt on one knee and looked over his shoulder with an expectant smile. 

“Navigator?” 

Donnie nods enthusiastically and climbs his shell until he can find a comfortable perch to direct Raphael from. With his little brother in tow, he slinks out of the alley and merges with a crowd of children and several chaperones mingling down the sidewalks. They made their way towards a row of brownstones, where costumed adults sat out on their stoops ready to greet the trick o'treaters. 

“Stay with this group till I say, Red King.” 

“Red what?” 

“It’s your codename. We’re on a mission to beat Nardo, remember?” 

Raphael tilts his head back to peer at his little brother, “What’s yours then?” 

“Huh?” Donnie scrunches his face as he looks up from his phone screen. 

“Hmm, if I’m Red King, then,” Raph scratches at his cheek as he thinks on it, “Oh you should be Purple Knight!” 

“How’d you know I was going for a chess theme?” When Raphael blinks at him after a long silent beat, Donnie purses his beak, “You’ve no idea what I’m talking about. Why’d you pick that then?” 

“Cause Kings can’t fight their battles without knights right?” He smiles wide at his little brother over his shoulder, but Donatello just stares at him for an uncomfortably long time. “Uh, Dee? You good?” 

Donnie doesn’t answer except to clamor further up Raph’s shell until his cold little beak tucks into his neck to chuff happily for a quick brief moment. Raph giggles at the puff of air and squirms as he shoves his little brother away to escape the cold tickling sensation, Donnie nudges his hand and chuffs again. 

“Quit it!!” He’s still laughing breathlessly, “Which house first?” 

“Follow the girl in the Red Fox costume, my liege!” 

“On it!!” Raph picks up speed and melts seamlessly into the crowd of children  heading for the house door. 

House after house, they shout trick o'treat along with the gaggle of children they hide within as their pillow cases bloat with their sugary treasure. When their bags get heavy enough that Donnie whines about it, Raph carries them both for a while, trailing behind his little brother with a contented smile on his face as they follow his pre-planned route. It’s past ten o'clock when Donnie stops them on their way back to their rendezvous point to catch a selfie. Raphie imitates his favorite Ghostbear pose in the background, holding up their candy bags while Donnie smirks in front. He sends it to the group chat and types a quick baiting line to Leonardo.

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You Are Conversing With Donatello

10:10pm

>> What’s it feel like to be losing, Nardo? 

NOT Twinnie (stop messing with my phone Nardo!!! 😡)

10:11pm

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>> i dunno

>> you tell me Dee...

Donatello looks at the screen confused at the reaction when his phone pings with a new photo message. Splinter grins between his two smirking sons, holding his own pillow case brimming with candy. His indignant squawk causes Raph to peek over his shoulder. 

“What the heck, why’s Pops got a bag too?” 

As if sensing the question, Donnie’s phone pings again. 

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NOT Twinnie (stop messing with my phone Nardo!!! 😡)

10:13pm

Littlest 🍊 Brother

>> for sum reason ppl think dads a kid too and they LOVE his Lou Jitsu costume

>> ITS GREAT 

10:13pm

>>（＾∀＾●）ﾉｼ

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“Well,” Raph sighs, and scratches at his throat, “We did want to get the most candy this year... it’s not like we can’t force them to share once we get home. Raph can at least pull all the purple ones out for ya from everybody’s stash...” 

Trailing off as he talks around a chewy chocolate in his mouth, he drops several grape flavored candies and lollies into his little brother’s pillow case, then blinks down at the odd proportion of purple in their bags throughout the night. 

 “Wait a minute...” Raph clears his throat a little, “Did you make this map based on how much purple candy we could get in this neighborhood?” 

“Dearest Raffala!!” Donnie exclaims with just a little too much flourish and not quite the right inflection, hand over heart, “I would never! ” 

“You little!!” Raphael makes a grab for him but Donnie wriggles away before he can get a good grip. His little brother cackles as he scurries down the street and Raph clears his throat again before giving chase. 

“I said we’d get the highest caliber candy here and I meant it!!” Donnie insists and squeaks as he squirms away just in time to avoid a well aimed tackle by his big brother. He laughs in triumph when Raph stumbles, sounding winded and shaking his head.  

“Grape is not the highest alciber, Donnie!!” Raph yells, coughing slightly. 

“Ca-Li-Ber!! And grape is arguably the least overwhelming flavor!!” He scrambles the rest of the way to their appointed meeting spot, turning with a laugh, and-- 

And Raphael is no longer chasing. 

Donnie’s hands tighten their grip on his pillow case as he calls back nervously, “Raph?” 

Padding back around the corner, he spots his brother. Raph has slowed to a weak shuffle under the streetlight. His ambling is so off kilter that his bulk bumps into a girl hard enough to knock her pumpkin basket out of her hand, spilling candy all over the sidewalk. Beside him the unknown child stomps her foot in frustration, yelling back.  

“Hey!! That was rude!! Watch where you’re-- uh, hey... you don’t look so good. You okay?” 

Raphael stumbles as he pulls off his Ghostbear mask with a desperate gasp for air, uncaring that he’s now left his very green, very inhuman face exposed. His cheeks are swollen and his eyes water as he trills a noise that has Donatello’s scales bristling with a shiver of anxiety. Scratching at his neck, Raph wheezes out a desperate sound, before his shaking knees give out and he falls to the ground. The human tries to catch his arm only to cry out in dismay when Raph’s bulk is too much to manage, and she nearly goes down with him. 

“RAPH!” Donnie abandons his candy bag halfway in the scramble towards his ailing brother, slipping around the human girl to steady Raphael with hands on his shoulders. 

“Hey, is this your brother? Oh boy... He’s not looking so good. Did you guys eat some bad candy? Um, where’s your parents? Can I help you find them?” the questions pile out of her mouth quick and nervous as she waves her hands around.

Cradling a swollen and quickly reddening face, Donnie chirps to his brother worriedly. Puffy eyes leak tears steadily as a developing rash crawls up Raph’s neck, and the inside of his arms. He coughs as he tries to clear his throat but only ends up wheezing harder. The crinkle of plastic attracts Donnie's attention towards a candy wrapper still in Raphael’s hand.  

It’s clear with red stripes at the ends that get twisted shut like old fashioned cellophane candy wrappers. There’s no name and he doesn’t recognize what kind it is. Beside him, the girl is already looking in Raph’s pillowcase and she pulls out a small chocolate with a matching wrapper. The chocolate is unassuming with a golden colored top, slightly malformed from being banged around during their walk. There’s no label telling what it is, and the only strip of writing on the wrapper said Ohio chocolate company. She unwraps it and no sooner does the smell hit Donnie’s nose does he stiffen with cold dread. 

“These have peanut butter-- Omigosh!! Is your brother allergic?!” The girl throws the candy away as if it burns. 

“Raph-- How, how many of these did you have?” Donatello’s voice quivers as his mind buzzes with one thousand worst case scenarios, each one more gruesome than the next. 

Raphael only manages a wheezy whine in return, scratching at his throat with another whimper. 

Startling into action with a frantic chitter, Donnie rips his backpack off and digs into it, fingers shaking. When he doesn’t find what he’s looking for in the main pocket he starts unzipping the smaller ones, nothing on the front compartment, or the side one-- nor his hidden pocket!! Where is--

Donnie’s blood runs cold as he realizes with perfect recall how his father reached into his bag to hand off the epi-pen.... only to get distracted into chasing after their brothers before the task was complete.

“No, no... no. Nonono --!” He lets out a panicked sob as he realizes he doesn’t have what they need, looking to his big brother with wide frightened eyes, and-- And Raph in spite of his state croons and nudges at him gently, his struggling breaths puffing against Donnie’s wet cheek, while his little brother trills frozen in fear. 

“Yeah, I just pinged our location on the map. Hey, Raph, Donnie, I got your Dad on the line-- here. My Auntie lives in this building, I’ll be back in two shakes, hang on!!” She puts Raph’s large red phone on speaker and sets it beside them, and jets off before Donnie can protest. He has the distant absent thought to scold Raph later for not locking his phone screen. 

“Raphael,” Splinter’s voice sounds urgent but calm, “We’re on our way and you will have medicine to make you feel better soon. Try to stay calm, both of you. Donatello, do you remember our first aid training?” 

“Uh huh...” Donnie nods, though his father cannot see him. 

“Think about that, my clever little one. We’re on our way. Blue, where are we on this thing--” His voice fades out as he pulls the phone away, no doubt to view the map and the call disconnects. 

In the silence, Donnie tries to wrangle his spinning thoughts until Raphael coughs. And coughs, and coughs until it turns into a long wheeze, that has his big brother twisting in growing panic with a chittering desperate noise. 

“Shh-- Raphie-- No, no--” Donnie curls around as much of his larger brother as he can to stop his panicked writhing, urging him to lie still. “We’re okay, we’re okay, we’re okay...” 

His fervent whispers feel like a lie even to himself as he struggles to think. 

Be firm and reassuring. 

“We’re okay, Raph...” His voice trembles around the words, but he pets Raphael’s head. 

Explain what is happening. 

“Your body is having an allergic reaction. Your skin is forming a rash and you’re probably itchy all over right?  It’s because your immune system doesn’t understand how to attack the allergen. It’s going haywire trying to stamp it out. That’s why the swelling is happening too... which is making it hard to breathe right now. Your heart rate is also probably increasing, so that’s, that’s making everything feel funny, and scary right?” 

Raph whines and scratches at the reddening scales along his arms, coughing and huffing for breath that won’t come as he gets more agitated as panic sets in.

Encourage slow breathing. 

“You--  We, we need to take deep breaths if we can, through your nose like this--” He does his best to demonstrate, flaring his nostrils wide on his beak and breathing in slowly. 

Raphael sniffles around a scratchy whimper and tries, but his face is so swollen now and the inability to breathe through his nose in combination with the shallow puffs he tries to take through his mouth just send him into a tizzy, and he thrashes in as the air gets caught in his throat. 

“Raph-- Raphie --” Donnie chokes out his brother’s name in his own growing anxiety. 

Raphael coughs, and tries to imitate, but the air gets caught in his throat and when it won’t move, he flails with a frightened chirp that trills in his heaving chest. The sound reminds Donnie of when they were much much smaller, when Raph and Leo were still learning words he already understood clearly. He remembers crying with Leo and Mikey as their father tried to calm a three year old Raphael as their big brother coughed and cried out of breath after his first bite of their peanut butter cookies. Since that day their father was much more careful of the foods he scavenged for them, and what snacks the little turtles could have...

Turtles...

They were turtles! 

Donatello gasps as an idea solidifies in his mind and he wraps his arms suddenly around his thrashing brother, holding as tight as he can, trilling urgently.

“Raphie, remember when we had our breath holding contest, and we freaked Dad and Mikey out with how long we could hold our breaths? Want to bet we could break our record? It’s okay if you can’t breathe right now, Raphie because... we’re merely holding our breath, okay? I’m going to do it with you now, and it’ll be okay...” 

Donatello breathes in deeply and clamps his beak and nostrils shut, like when they go swimming. His hands shake as he signs.  

[[Just like swimming. We are okay. Right?]]  

He rubs the base of Raphael’s rashy neck, scritching the itchy skin gently until Raph rumbles, and imitates his little brother, beak shutting tight and nostrils scrunching closed. Without the constant reminder of how hard it was to breathe, Raphael slowly settles, scratching at his rashy arms, but no longer flailing in a panic. Donatello tears up, and begs with shaking hands. 

[[Don’t leave me alone, please ...]]

Raphie nudges closer with a rumbly grumble. 

“Outta the way, coming through!!” 

His attention snaps to the young girl running back towards them with a plastic canister gripped in her hand. She suddenly jumps into the air and comes flying towards them with a flourish,  and a loud shout. 

“Apriiiiiiiiiillllllll O’Neeeeeeeeeeeeil!!!!” 

Donnie’s eyes make a valiant attempt to fall out of his head. Were it not for his glasses blocking the way, he might have truly lost them as he watches the giant needle travel as if in slow motion to stab his brother’s thigh. Raphael groans with a surprised thrash, curling up tight. The girl just crouches and watches Raph nervously, waiting for the epi-pen’s effects to kick in. When nothing happens immediately, she turns worriedly to him.

Donnie’s voice is strangled with the strength of the terror still gripping his body. The girl reaches out her hand to touch the top of Raphael’s head. Without thinking, Donnie hisses with his full chest, scrambling with great effort to tug his brother’s heavy body and himself away from her.

“Is it working?!” 

“Oh, sorry-- I should’ve asked before touching, huh? Don’t worry, I seen my Auntie do this for my uncle a bunch of times!” her voice lowers and slows, deep with reassurance, “He’s gonna be okay. Your dad’s on the way too right?” 

Donatello shakes where he sits, trying to remember that children-- human children at least-- don’t growl, while every instinct in his body is on red alert with his brother so vulnerable in his arms.  He tries for words but clicks warningly emit from his throat instead. Frustrated tears slide down his cheeks as he shifts his gaze warily between the girl’s sympathetic eyes, and his slow breathing brother.... At least he was breathing . Where was Papa... what was taking so long? 

A quiet chuff and gentle nudge against his jaw knock him out of his soon to be spiral and he glances down.

"Raphie?" He peeps.

Raph smiles up at him and chuffs once again, stronger as his breathing eases and the swelling recedes a bit from his face.

“Ra-Raphie--” 

Donnie nearly melts to the ground with the pure relief coursing through him, sniffling louder and curling around as much of Raphael as he can reach as his shoulders shake with silent sobs. His older brother tiredly wraps his arms around him and rumbles deeply to ease the anxiety bubbling out of both of them. 

“Hey,” a gentle voice prods through the fog of their relieved exhaustion, “Want a water, Big guy?” 

The girl named April smiles and waves a little unopened bottle between them, a fearless hand rubbing along Raphael’s shell in comfort. Donnie hisses at her again, every muscle tensing as his jaw locks up. 

“Pops says... not to take from.... Strangers--” Raphael struggles to croak out, stroking his little brother’s shell with soothing pressure. Even in his state, trying to give Donnie some sense of relief, and it makes the little softshell’s eyes water as the adrenaline crash rises.  

“Yea, my mom says that too. So, let’s fix it. I’m April, and you’re Raph, right? Which means that you,” she turns a gentle smile to Donnie’s tearstained face, “Must be Donnie. There! We’re not strangers anymore.”

Her smile is warm and gentle like how Raph’s is when he knows Donnie’s feeling extra prickly. It makes Donnie’s eyes water more. 

Donnie curls his toes nervously, and looks to Raph who is breathing slow and deep in his arms, blinking drowsily at the girl who’s smile is genuine and unflinching. 

“S’okay,” her voice gentles to almost a whisper, steady and calm,  “You don’t gotta answer. I’ll just keep talking, kay? I saw you signing. That’s really cool! Next year in school, we get to pick a language, and I wanna learn ASL. I like you guy’s costumes. They look so real!!”

“Yer really nice...” He murmurs, snaggle tooth catching his lip as he smiles slow, “I like you.”

“Awww, thanks big guy,” She scratches at the back of her neck with a giddy laugh. 

“BOYS!!” 

Splinter’s voice echoes down the street as he speeds up the block. Ahead of him zoom an orange and blue blur that all but collide with the trio in their haste to arrive at their brother’s side. 

“Raphie!! Please be okay!!” Mikey wails, latching onto their eldest brother’s shell like a sobbing wart. 

“Don’t worry, Raph, I’ll save you!!” Leo’s panting as he runs up with the epi-pen high and stabs down before anyone can get a word in. 

Raphael yowls . 

“LEO!! THAT WAS MY BUTT!!”

“YEA, I’M SAVING IT!!” 

Splinter slides in and gathers his sons into his arms, “ Please stop yelling, people are staring-- Raphael, you-- you’re already feeling better, how--” 

“That’s cuz I saved his butt first,” April points to herself with a grin, as the rat-faced man and two more turtle costumed children stare at her incredulously. 

“She gave me a shot before you guys got here... the right way,” Raph grumbles towards Leo. 

“Why’re you talking like that, mister...” April gives him a judging look, “Cool Lou Jitsu costume though!” 

“Young lady, thank you very much for saving my completely normal, not at all turtle children--”

Splinter puffs up, but before he can say anything, his littlest son’s hitching words interrupt them.  

“Raphie! I thought we s-said no scary Halloween tricks t-this year!!” Mikey is still a tearful lump on Raph’s shell. 

“I’m sorry Mikey... That was really scary... wasn’t it?” Raphael says softly, eyes watering now that he had the room to think about it. “M’sorry... I-- I ruined Halloween, didn’t I?” 

And with those words, it’s as if the dam breaks and the stress of the night's event floods out of him in great gulping sobs. By that time he’s curled in his fathers arms crying somewhat quieted, Leo and Mikey are draped over his shell, soothing and petting him, their little chirps and rumbles easing his nerves. He glances around for Donnie, and finds him sitting with all five sacks of candy next to April, neither of them speaking as she helps him deftly pick out everything with any traces of peanuts. Donnie tosses those candies aside with disdain into the dark end of the street. 

“April!!” 

They all start at the shout from one of the higher windows in the building before them.

“Your mother will have my head if she knew you were still outside at this hour. Come inside, c’mon--” 

“Yes Auntie!!” April calls back, and then turns back to the funny little family she encountered, shoulders hunching shyly up to her ears, “Gotta go, but maybe we can play some other time?” 

Donnie says nothing as he looks up at her sad hopeful smile. Taking his phone out of his pocket he unlocks it and hands it to her with the contact screen ready. She beams at him when she hands it back, giving a final wave to everyone. 

“Happy Halloween guys!!” 

The bale of little turtles and their father wave back, then gather their things to head home. Splinter grunts only briefly as he stands, his eldest son secure in his arms, and shuffles towards the nearby alleyway and the sewer cap hidden in its shadows. Little Mikey grabs three of the candy bags, surprisingly able to handle them with hardly any trouble or fuss. Leo grabs the last two and throws them over his shoulder, before offering a hand to Donnie who was still staring after the little girl who saved his brother’s life. 

“Dee?” Leo prompts and that finally gets his twin to shuffle towards him in a bit of a daze, though he takes the proffered hand firmly. The slider gives their hands a squeeze with an encouraging chirp to get them moving towards home.  

Raph watches over his father’s shoulder as Leo holds his twin’s hand through the dark familiar tunnels, all the way home into the warmth of their home. Donnie does not speak once. Not even when their father gathers them up in the tv room with extra pillows and blankets. Not even as he helps them all change out of their costumes and into their pjs for the night. Not even when he puts on Raphael’s favorite Jupiter Jim movie, which Donnie always likes to remind them is not as good as his favorite JJ film. Not when their father brings them all some hot tea, and a warmed milk for Donnie. Not even when Splinter nods off in his arm chair and snores loud enough that they need to put the subtitles on to know what’s being said. 

His little brother sits staring despondently at the floor, tucked under Leo’s protective arm on the side farthest from Raph, while Mikey is already asleep and rumbling against his other side. Shifting slowly so as not to disturb their littlest brother, Raphael reaches across Leo and offers Donnie his hand. Leo watches him with sleepy eyes and smiles at Raph, turning to give Donnie a whispered word of encouragement and nudge. 

Donnie chirps a small sad sound though, and ducks halfway into his shell with a sniffle. 

“Donnie,” Raph croons softly, “C’mere buddy?” 

Leo squeezes Donnie closer to his side, rubbing this shell through his pjs softly and murmurs another comfort as Donnie starts to shake where he sits, “S’okay, Dee...”

Donnie starts to sob quietly, so Raph reaches around Leo until he can cradle both the twins and pulls them into his side with an insistent trill, turning so he can chuff against both their faces. Leo giggles, chuffing back, while Donnie hiccups briefly, his sobs abating somewhat with the affection. A sleepy chirp of annoyance alerts Raph that he’s disturbed Mikey’s rest, but it’s easily remedied by scooping him closer and giving a big chuff against his round cheek that makes the little turtle squeal with glee. 

“Raphie, we love you!!” Mikey rubs under his big brother’s chin and tucks himself close. 

“Love you guys too,” Raphael answers with a gentle rumble starting in his chest, then grins slowly as he elbows Leo, “Who won?” 

“Whahuh?” Leo blinks at him sleepily, rubbing his face. 

 “The candy battle?” Raph insists, offering Donnie his hand again, and this time his little brother takes it and squeezes tight. He closes his fingers around Don’s and holds him just as tight.

“Oh-- we totally did!” Leo pipes up, suddenly more awake. 

“You can’t count Papa’s bag,” Donnie mumbles around his sleeve. 

“What!! We so ca--” 

“Raphie won!!” Mikey declares with a determined glare from under his big brother’s chin. 

“Miguel!! Who’s side are you on!!” Leo whines, but Raphael’s chuckle makes his face twitch into a smile. 

“Raphie won,” Donnie agrees, taking his wet sleeve out of his mouth and rubbing it against Leo’s cheek. 

“Wuuaaaggh!! Gross!! Dee, stop-- Okay, okay!! Raphie won!!” Leo climbs over Raph’s shell to escape the assault, only to get poked by a grinning Mikey over their brother's shoulder. 

Splinter snorts in his sleep, mumbling something unintelligible and the boys all freeze a moment, shushing each other through giggles, before settling in a comfortable pile once more with their big brother in the middle. The movie’s almost over, but the night has worn them down and Mikey is asleep almost as soon as Raph tucks him under his arm. Leo’s not far off from succumbing, finding a comfortable perch on Raph’s shell with some pillows to cushion against the spikes, and giving his big brother sleepy pets as he drifts off. 

Under his other arm, Donatello still holds tight to one of his hands with both of his own, tracing the grooves and bumps of his scales in a soothing motion. Whether he was trying to sooth Raph or himself, Raphael wasn’t sure, but it felt nice regardless. He rumbles sleepy, and content to be near his family. 

“You good, Dee?” Raph whispers into the quiet between Splinter’s snores. 

“Hmm.” 

Raphael thinks that’s the end of their conversation, and his eyes are drifting shut. When his most skittish brother snuggles in close to him with several trembling little chuffs against his plastron. His eyes water up as he tucks his arm around Donnie and squeezes him close for several long moments. 

“Want some space now?” Raph asks him as he pets his head. 

“Nnnuh-uh,” Donnie squirms closer with a chirp. “You’re warm, I like it.” 

“Okay,” Raphael sniffles, and holds tight as he falls asleep feeling like the luckiest big brother in the whole wide world.  

~~~~~~

A/N: The world is so incredibly broken right now. I just wanted to offer a few lighthearted moments of sweet familial love and care to anyone who needs a respite from the darkness of the current events. Do what you can to support the Cease Fire. Be mindful that the donations you make actually get to the people who need it, otherwise you may accidentally be supporting their oppressors. Write and call your politicians to tell them you demand they support the Cease Fire. You have more power than you know. But don't forget, it's okay to step back and find your equilibrium every once and while as well. You're no use to yourself or others if you're suffering too much to function. Be kind, stay safe. Much love. 💖💙💜🧡 ~Minu

Next: TBD... || Masterpost

#rottmnt #turtle tots #rottmnt fic #rise raph #rise donnie #family feels #brotherly bonding #rise leo #rise mikey #rise splinter #rise april #Series: Wish we had just a little more time... #fanfic #minu loves tmnt #tcest dni

[wulvert]

i sent an ask earlier about a triptrack movie

yes red would have a motorcycle at some point - maybe stole it from some loser or it could just be something cool he has - and his mask would actually be a motorcycle helmet - also tex would be so annoying to ride on a motorcylce with lmao hed be so distracting

i know that we like people who look stupid but pre-sunburn red in a black leather jacket for a flashbackor whatever? mmmmmmmmm

i personally am not a big fan of sunburnt red - i am a tumblr sexyman lover forever - so if he got his hair back and maybe had a bunch of scars instead of a sunburn that would be pretty marketable - i just hate his sunburn lmao idrk why

red shouldve kept his disguise jacket it looked awesome on him idk why - texs disguise shouldve been one of those sun dresses and a floppy hat lol

imagine tex and red running through the glass city from the feds but stopping to take a photo next to a headline about them as criminals - red in sparkly makeup and some kind of whore outfit and tex wearing a unicorn onesie for no reason? slay

instead of the train stopping during the fight with shae, what if tex and shae fought on top of the moving train - shae knocks tex and red off the train at one point

i know tex cant eat but what if he could drink things? ensues red dragging tex to a random bar for a break idk? - even if tex doesnt like music 0r loud stuff he could at least enjoy dancing with red or wwhatever

terry could have a massive dangerous transformation scene where his hands turn into saw blades or something and he his a big mouth full of incredibly sharp teeth idrk

toad could look a little less diseased - maybe shorter hair and less sweat? - and use the science of eels to power his robot creations

also red and tex jumping off a building to avoid the feds and basically skydiving lives rent free in my head

while lost in the desert red and tex come across an oasis and maybe do some swimming??? i just want a beach episode man

ms tarantula being a cyborg like shae could be cool idk why

terry being scared of possum lmao

tex and red run into mits and mouse at the roller rink - mits and mouse spinning each other on skated while starting an insane shoot out with ak47s while tex and red skate and dodge while also drinking slushees

tex vs toad would rock as a finale - imagine toad using eel dna to transform/bioengineer himself as a way to prove to tex that tex is inferior due to being artirficial

i really dont know im just thinking about them

edit: reading this back i think i came off as a bit too much of a hater IM SORRY ITS HARD 2 CONVEY TONE OVER TEXT))

...................................eyes glazed over at hating sunburnt red im ngl, I don't rly care if he's less marketable- I have no interest in giving him his old face back after triptrack either I much prefer him being at peace with the way he looks. him having the minor scarring of a cowardly phantom of the opera adaptation would be lame, doesn't rly drive home the pain he's in at the moment with him still needing to apply antiseptic and bandages. I dont think he physically looks stupid either its just the clothes he's wearing atm.- wait instead of a sunburn? the sunburns reinforced by the worldbuilding i think itd be a missed opportunity to not have it be caused by the sun.

also these days tumblr sexymen make me feel physically ill- I can barely stand drawing tex's abs. the green jacket muddled their opposing colour schemes, it needed to die.

bc red would die trains are fast.- 2 be clear i dont like the shae fight i dont like a lot of triptrack, but for that to happen red would fly away, tex would immediately then also fly away- leaving shae presumably completely fine, not leaving you with anything about the sun- or, she's not fine, bleeds- passes out and dies, which rip and red would also die. he can take broken ribs but hes not train proof shae's head isnt train proof either.

terry isnt built to murder ppl hes a bouncer at best so it wouldnt rly make sense. he does have a mouth though i mentioned this, its more like a toothless puppet mouth though.

😞 why would you make him less sweaty 😞 thats his whole appeal. 😞also an eel robot that would be animal abuse 2 him and he doesnt support that- dont know how her being a cyborg would come up but way more acceptable than less sweaty eel

personally i like possum never being mentioned

I rly need to get toads arc over with so he can beat the being anything other than a sweaty middle aged guy with multiple untreated anxiety disorders, allegations.

there are a lot of changes i wanna make to triptrack dont get me wrong. but i think we have different ideas of my dudes, i hope i didnt come off as too much of a hater tho

#asks

[muppetable]

I just realized we most likely won’t see Thomas doing that hair fixing/sweeping motion he did in a ton of past videos for a while with him wearing hats now (I hope you know what I’m referring to)

Obviously it’s not an issue at all but I say this because I recently noticed I unintentionally got in the habit of doing that motion as well whenever because I’ve seen so many of his videos…so now I’m just left alone doing a motion I accidentally picked up from a YouTuber lmao

Oh my gosh i didn’t even think about that?? I started doing the same thing too, especially in sasi cosplay. It’s contagious!! I literally did it while writing this out, that’ll be interesting. I wonder if any sides will bring attention to it.

Like maybe Logan could be wearing whatever hat he has (i want his unicorn onesie back tbh) and then be like “Yes, and maybe you’ll at last break your weird habit of fixing your hair in the viewfinder. This has many benefits”. And then of course Roman calls him “Bookgerm” or something again, but it would be nice to see the Sides address it instead of just saying “oh we have hats now ok”

#sanders sides #thomas sanders #logan sanders #roman sanders #virgil sanders #remus sanders #patton sanders #ts sides

[sneevl13t]

THIS FUCKING CUNT GOT TOLD TO BE EMO!!! PLEASE KISS HIM ON HIS CHEEK TO DEFECT THE EMO!!!

gonna make a digital version once i get home lmao (backstory to the outfit underneath)

"... Why is everything so big in this damned palace?" The lone vampire huffs in annoyance after (still) not finding any clothes that fits him. Although yes, he could wear anything, he'd rather not wear clothes at which dust had become the main material of it. Disgusting.

"Hmpf... All these outfits that got left behind... Do these belongs to guests? Do they even remember they left their clothes behind?" His face turns into a frown, paired with a mild hint of disappointment. "Oh! Right, they were eaten!"

It has only been a day since Achille had killed him after all, so he (somehow) still remembers how the old man acted like in front of his guests; act sweet and then feast. "Bleh... Dust. Again." He begrudgingly walked to another room, opening the door this time to find that it was... Shockingly clean?

"Oh! So the old man's servants did do their job!" He smiled happily before hopping into the room, falling into the bed and perpetually happy that he finally got to feel an actual bed. "I wonder if there are finally clothes I am willing to wear!"

The man jumped out of bed cheerfully, heading to the wardrobe to find all sorts of clothings (that are still a bit too big for him) that are clean. Thank whatever higher power above! "Ah... But why do they all look weird?"

He soon realized that they all show some sort of skin, and are probably made just to feel good about what one wears. "... Whatever! I'll just wear them!" Achille soon got to work to pick out the ones he first found, perhaps going in the worse way possible as he ended up with pieces of clothings that doesn't seem to be that... Harmonious.

Indeed, there were labels of what to wear and how to wear them. But unfortunately against all odds, the vampire has not learned how to read yet. Luckily, he's not colourblind; and the magic wardrobe was kind enough to have clothes of all colours that compliments each other! "... How are you supposed to wear this?"

After a whole lot of confusion and obvious lack of common knowledge, Achille decided to wear it in which order he had found them on. Shorts, shirt... And... Belts..? Oh, and then... Just put everything on at that point, who's he to care?

"Ah! I feel small wearing these!" The man playfully twirls around to admire his new look, a proud grin on his face as he finally feels what it seems like to be someone with fashionable clothings. "I look like a butterfly! Perhaps a swallowtail, or maybe even a blue morpho?"

Even after how many centuries had passed, Achille believed that these pair of clothings couldn't get tight, mostly since he would never become any taller anyways. Ah... How amazing it is to be fashionable! "Now like this, I will always have cute clothes!"

...

"... Perhaps I said things a bit too soon." The vampire sighed as he leans against the comfy throne, legs up in the air as he slouches down a bit more. "Curse my old self, since I most certainly have grown a bit taller, but also much more fitter than my old, scrawny self."

Achille hums to himself before hopping out of his throne, marching his way to his personal bedroom that is located on one of the tallest of the three towers, far away where the master bedroom actually is. "Who knew my horrible sense of choice led to me having fashionable yet comfortable clothing? Whoever created the belts must've really liked being comfortable yet also stylish!"

Climbing his way up, he eventually finds his way to his room, taking off all his clothes with ease and changing into... An evil unicorn onesie. "Still, they can't match whoever created this masterpiece of an outfit!" Hopping on the bed, Achille flops down and snuggles himself under the blanket, and went to take a nap as usual.

#i have terrible writing skills please excuse me #oh and also achille calling the old man an old man is valid since he was only around 19 at that time #hes 83 now HES THE OLD MAN!!!! #eg achille #my art #art #oc #oc art

[robo-kitty06]

My FNAF Story Adventures

   Episode 3: The Slumber Party

Ella was sitting down reading a book when Galaxy came over, “hey Ella?” Ella stopped reading and looked at Galaxy. “yes?” Galaxy was blushing, “there’s a slumber party in the daycare if you want to go” “sounds like fun, Ella will be there.” Soon Ella went to Abby’s room to get another book , when she saw Abby with a purple demon onesie, “Ella assumes that this is for the slumber party?” “oh, yeah! There’s going to be games, food, and more.” Abby had her bags packed and was ready to head out, “you coming with or…?” Ella nodded her head and when they got to the daycare it had two tables on the side and a huge clear spot in the middle filled with nothing but either sleeping bags or charging pads. Abby came in and hugged Moon who was wearing a dark blue demon onesie. Ella looked around and saw everyone in a onesie, she felt left out until Abby pulled something out of her bag. It was a pastel pink unicorn onesie Ella thanked her and quickly went into the bathroom to change. When she came out Sun came on the stage and announced that the slumber party had officially started! Abby was watching a scary movie with her best friends; Roxy, Chica, And Ella. But so Moon got bored so you he yelled “PILLOW FIGHT!” All of a sudden he was hitting Abby as she laughed and hit him back, the same for Ella and Galaxy. Once they were done it was about time to sleep/charge, everyone got in their sleeping bag and got on their charging pads Abby was sleeping with Moon. Moon tried to pet Abby’s cheek, she was scared once she let him touch it, she calmed down, a soft touch felt…nice, Abby wasn’t used to soft touches she only knew hard slaps from her abusive mom and drunk dad. Soon Abby grabbed Moon’s chest and fell asleep. The next day when they woke up Abby realized she fell asleep on top of Moon, her whole face was purple because of how much she was blushing. When everyone left Abby and Moon stayed behind to clean up everything, Moon didn’t like the silence, so he tried to talk to Abby “so how did you sleep last night?” Abby’s ears shot up and she was blushing as Moon was laughing “SHUT THE HELL UP!”

[daisydogboy]

thomas was such a coward for giving logan such a boring skirt outfit

#thomas sanders #sanders sides #HE WEARS A UNICORN ONESIE #SURE IT FITS HIS IM NOT EMOTIONAL SHIT THING BUT WE KNOW THATS NOT HIM #THOMAS LISTEN TO ME #GIVE HIM MORE #yes im upset about this #also thomas you cant stand like that in a pencil skirt #THATS NOT HOW THEY ARE WORN #PLEASE THOMAS #I WAS FORCED TO WEAR SKIRTS FOR 15 YEARS I KNOW THIS SHIT #reblog this cowards

[boozye]

One thing I really like is when the om fandom assigns toxic traits to the bros based on their sins yessss make them eviler please the game sands off every edge

Yeah, I like that too to some degree...

While far from me telling others how to write and read the characters, there's some interpretations I just don't enjoy at all, dislike even. And I think it's related to people trying to do that.

The 1st example that comes to mind is Lucifer. It amuses me how it feels like the fandom is as dead set on misinterpreting him as his own brothers are.

I'll explain. More than once now I have seen the brothers expecting Lucifer to be/act snotty and egocentric.

- Noone expected him to vote for Asmodeus in the blood moon ceremony. They expected him to vote for himself and win.

- When Levi and MC have to make Satan's wish come true (seeing Lucifer kneel before him), everyone once again assumes Lucifer would not cooperate (I'm so tired of being idiot MC sometimes).

- They mock him implying he's a show off and self agrandizing. This one is a constant as far as I've seen.

And as frustrating as it can be, once again, it's not called the House of Communications. All the characters are garbage at comunicating with each other. At least that is consistent. So of course noone gets anyone.

But, regardless, he votes for Asmodeus. Of his own volition without anyone asking him to. Because he wants to.

He kneels before Satan. All we had to do was just ask.

He shrugs off everyone's mockery.

Listen everyone is a fucking dumbass in one or more aspects in this game. No doubt, no doubt. And he is too. Such a dumbass, you guys. But he's not the kind of dumbass that has such a shalow definition of pride that it would get in the way of solving things. Or doing "the right thing". Yes, such caricature of a prideful character is very widespread in media. Thousands like that. But, stay with me here, look at the core of that caricature. More often than not it's rooted in the fear of Shame, and being looked down on.

Lucifer does not strike me as someone afraid of shame. At all. He's confident. Confident enough to do anything without batting an eye. Yes, he has an ego obviously. He knows he's powerful and knowledgeable, and sometimes it gets to his head. But he doesn't brag, usually brings it up as a warning or when context needs it. He values honesty. And cooperation. He admits his mistakes. He admits MC has changed him for the better. He gives orders because he deems it necessary to bring upon some order, not because of his status. And, because he's confident, he trusts his own judgement.

Whenever he's mad at something, it never comes across as indignation to me. Because his dignity is simply untouchable. Whether he's wearing bunny ears or a unicorn onesie. He can be bashful about it sure, but it would never even grace his self worth to make him act like the cartoon of an offended bourgeoisie. That's what his Pride is about (just IMO of course).

#BLORBO APOLOGIA UNDER THE CUT #listen I'm in pain over this #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me swd #obey me lucifer #boozye writ

[lovelybarnes]

unicorns- b. barnes

pairings: bucky barnes x reader warnings: very halloween-centric about: my halloween fic!! a/n: happy halloween if you celebrate it and if you don't, happy 31st!!

it’s halloween, and contrary to what sam thinks—which he’s voiced very, very loudly to as many people as he possibly could—bucky is aware that it exists and has in fact celebrated it ever since he could walk around to knock on doors and get candy. yes, bucky is aware of the holiday; he actually liked it very much before everything, but after he got his mind back, it didn’t seem as important anymore—he couldn’t possibly enjoy the fake scares after living through so many real horrors. so all october 31sts passed by while he sat on his couch and tried not to think about the times he used to take rebecca trick-or-treating.

but you were here now. you, with your halloween decorations since september and horror movies year-round. your love for halloween is clear in the bright orange pumpkin you draw on the day in the calendar, outlining the black eyes and adding cartoonish candy that edges over into the little squares around it.

you love halloween, and bucky loves you. meaning he’ll watch the scary movies with you, no matter if they start on the day of halloween or months before; he’ll buy you all the candy you want, and he’ll even dress up with you in ridiculous matching costumes and accompany you to the costume parties where he will no doubt get relentlessly teased by sam.

no problem, he thinks at first, but that’s before he sees the costume you’ve arranged for him.

you sat him down to watch all the despicable me movies just a few days prior, explaining that your costumes would be based on it and pinky promising that he’d like it anyways- which, in your defense, he did. however, the costumes you were thinking of were apparently not the same costumes he thought you had planned considering the striped yellow shirt you have on over some jean overalls and the unicorn onesie you have laid on the bed.

he squints at you when you come out of the bathroom, a bow tying your hair up on top of your head, “what are you wearing?” he asks.

you grin and twirl, “i’m agnes!” you cheer, “you know- unicorns i love them, unicorns i love them,” you sing. at the blank look on his face, you tilt your head, the smile never falling from your face, “from despicable me!”

bucky nods slowly, “yes.” he states, “i thought you were going as lucy so i could be gru.”

you laugh, “no, you have too much hair to be gru,” you inform, “you’re…” you head excitedly to the bed, pulling up the unicorn onesie and holding it up for him to see, “a unicorn! because agnes loves unicorns and i love you, and also i think you would look really in a onesie.”

bucky stares at the thing in your hands before looking back up at your excited self, rocking on your heels and looking back at him with such pure enthusiasm in your eyes that he simply can’t bring himself to say anything other than— “give me that thing.”

your face instantly brightens, “are you sure? it’s really okay if you don’t want to,” you promise, but the gleam in your eyes makes all the assured possibilities of the teasing jabs at him by everyone at the party very insignificant.

“yes,” bucky responds, pulling your thighs closer to him to be able to tuck his head into your shoulder, “anything for you, sweetheart.” you press a kiss to the top of his head, before pulling away slightly to push his costume against him.

“party starts in ten minutes,” you remind with another kiss.

and, yeah, every single avenger there made fun of bucky the whole party, but the beam you were never able to wipe off your face made every jab at his expense worth it. though bucky will admit that your clinging to him to “enhance the experience” coupled with the kisses you pressed against his face did help a whole lot.

#bucky barnes #bucky barnes imagine #bucky barnes x reader #bucky barnes cute #fluffy bucky barnes imagine #bucky barnes x you #bucky barnes x reader funny #bucky barnes x reader crack #bucky barnes x reader crackfic #bucky barnes x reader fluff #bucky barnes x reader fluffy #bucky barnes fluff #fluffy bucky barnes fic #fluffy bucky barnes fanfic #fluffy bucky barnes x reader #fluffy bucky barnes #bucky barnes funny #bucky barnes fic fluff #bucky barnes fic #fluffy bucky barnes fanfiction #bucky barnes fanfiction request #bucky barnes fanfic #bucky barnes fanfiction #bucky barnes halloween fic #bucky barnes x y/n fluff #bucky barnes x you humor #bucky barnes x y/n #avengers fluff #marvel #avengers

[althememelord]

Really digging deep for ideas rn so I apologise in advance. Modern AU meets Parallel World Part 6 (previous chapters can be found in the pinned post of my profile):

- Toni's favourite Disney film is the Lion King for obvious reasons and he got Antonio to watch it with him, which meant that the Madrigal familia also watched the film and it became a huge movie watching session.

- All was well and songs were enjoyed until "the fall." I know what it is, you know what it is but Antonio DID NOT know what it was. When Mufasa died, Antonio damn near cried until he was dry heaving, which you know was probably expected.

- What the Madrigal family did not expect was the familia to also be crying hard. Pepa almost flooded their house. Julietta was having flashbacks to when Casita fell and Mirabel was still inside and she WAS PROJECTING.

- Alma was thinking about how Abuelo sacrificed himself for her and it was starting to get weird y'all.

- Camilo changed into a baby and cried because no one shall see him cry over a children's cartoon. He's a baby, not Camilo, he can cry if he wants too.

- Inevitably, Isabela almost threw a cactus at the TV when Scar batted away Sarabi (Simba's mum). Mirabel was about to throw hands and both Isa and Bel had to quell their counterparts anger because 'please don't break our TV, it's expensive and has surround sound.'

- Felix and Augustine vibing to Hakuna Matata and saying that their the family's Timon and Pumba. Aug and F agree because it's all no worries......until tax season hits than yes big worry.

- Bruno wondering whether he could use his gift to watch shows in their time line, like does Disney exist in Disney? I mean maybe ? Probably?

- Dolores likes Rafiki. There's just something about him that she finds likeable. Maybe she should have a stick to smack people's heads when their being stupid too.

- Many of the Madrigals felt many things during the “do you feel the love tonight” lions euphemism for porking except Antonio. Toni already kinda got the euphemism, cause he’s 10 and watches national geographic so yeah he knows whats happening. He even covered Antonio’s eyes because in his words “we need to protect his (my younger self’s) innocence.

- Camilo thought this was hilarious but Pepa and Mirabel were horrified and too stunned to speak. The Madrigal family however have long seen the development of Toni from a young age and knew that he knew what was going down. Although many of them like to pretend he’s still super innocent and knows no wrong because he’s the BABY of the family. 

- Let’s be honest here y’all, Zazu is Alma. That talky talk, british voiced african bird can only be Alma.

- The Madrigal family were highkey mouthing the songs and words from the movie because they have seen ALL the disney shows for two generations and are going strong. This is a family that visits disney world every few years. 

- Luisa likes the fluffy blankets that are wrapped around all of them. The hoodie her modern half gave her is also super comfy. Lu was going to give her a unicorn onesie but Luisa is still too embarrassed to wear such things in front of her familia. 

- Milo and Mira are endlessly amused at how small their 15 year old parallel selves are, like they’re shorter than Isabela, that’s hilarious because minus Antonio, Isa was the shortest in the 2nd Generation of the Madrigal family. 

- Also, lending them clothes to their counterpart meant, big and baggy clothes hanging from their frame. Toni offered to two teens to use his baggier clothes but they refused to use his clothes. I mean they did try and it was low key infuriating how well it fit them. And Toni was only 10. He was 10 and almost the same height as Camilo and Mirabel who ARE 5 YEARS OLDER THAN HIM. 

 - Everyone similarly felt like they were in a glass case of emotion when the mufasa cloud told Simba to "remember who you are" because in the words of Bruno "oh my god, he told him to remember who he was. Just a poor boy wanting to be king." Yeeeaaah, he really felt that dead father and isolated son feels.

- They then all proceeded to fall asleep on the couch after the movie marathon, filled with popcorns, pan de queso but no sugary drinks because we don’t want to destroy the Madrigal familia’s intestines' systems with such goods. I mean come on, Juli AND Julieta are there. So why would they even. Weeeellll except santafereno, that’s a classic. 

#the madrigals #encanto #modern au #julieta madrigal #antonio madrigal #pepa madrigal #bruno madrigal #dolores madrigal #mirabel madrigal #alma madrigal #encanto hcs #encanto headcanons #camilo madrigal

[shemarmooresfedora]

No. 19 “Why are you wearing that? We are at a wedding!” with female reader

Once again congratulations 😄❤️

In The Doghouse

Pairing: Spencer Reid x Fem!Reader

Content/Warnings: fluff, slight argument, garvez

Word Count: 0.7k

Spencer pulled the car up to the wedding venue. You ran out to meet him in your pale pink silk bridesmaid robe with your makeup half done.

“Finally! You guys are so late!” you exclaimed.

“Charlotte woke up on the wrong side of the bed today,” Spencer explained, getting out of the car.

“Why are you wearing that? We are at a wedding!” your eyes widened as you pointed to Spencer’s outfit choice, a panda onesie.

“This is the only way I could get her to leave the house!” Spencer opened the back door and picked up your 5-year-old daughter out of the back seat in a unicorn onesie.

“Please tell me you brought your changes of clothes,” you asked.

“Yes, of course, love. I’ve got my tux hanging right there and-” Spencer paused, “…So here’s the thing…you know when we got married and in your vows you promised to love me no matter what.”

“Spencer Walter Reid,” you gritted your teeth, “Did you forget our daughter’s dress?”

“Yes,” he squeaked.

“SHE’S THE FLOWER GIRL, SPENCER!”

“I’ll go back and get it!” he scrambled to find his keys again.

“There’s no time! You have to get ready. We’re not going to be missing a groomsman and a flower girl,” you stated, “You go get ready. I’ll take Char and explain the situation to Penelope and Luke and see if we can have Jack or Henry fill in as ‘flower boy’.”

You knocked on Penelope’s bridal suite door, holding Charlotte’s hand, “Come in! Unless you’re Luke! Cause I already told you a million times I can’t see you until the wedding!” she called out.

“It’s just Y/N and Char,” you replied, opening the door slightly, “We have a bit of a situation due to my genius husband with an eidetic memory,” you sarcastically emphasized those words.

You opened the door all the way, revealing Charlotte in her glittery pink unicorn onesie. Penelope burst out in joyous laughter.

“Do you want me to go see if any of the other kids can fill in?” you asked.

“No! No! I love it! Perhaps even more than her original dress,” she giggled.

“Are you sure? It’s your wedding, I don’t want to ruin anything.”

“No, it’s perfectly perfect,” she smiled.

“Say thank you, Auntie Penelope,” you told Charlotte.

“Thank you, Auntie Penelope,” Charlotte repeated, running over to give her a hug.

“Oh you’re welcome, my dear,” Penelope accepted the hug.

“I’ll go inform Luke but I’m sure if you approved, he won’t have any objections,” you waved goodbye, “I’ll be back to help you into your dress in 5 minutes.”

You knocked on the groom’s suite door.

“Come in!” Luke called out.

You opened the door to see all the men in their tuxedos, “Oh, so handsome, all of you!” you smiled.

Your smile flattened when it came to Spencer, “Spencer, explain to Luke what you have done.”

“I forgot to pack Char’s flower girl dress,” Spencer admitted.

“Penelope was fine with it. Luke, are you okay with this?” you asked.

“Yes, that’s quite alright,” Luke chuckled.

“Okay, thank you,” you turned to Spencer, “Don’t get it twisted, Spencer Reid, you are still in the doghouse.”

“Yes, love,” Spencer nodded.

“Someone is sleeping on the couch tonight,” Matt chuckled.

-

After the wedding was over and you had gotten out of your dress, you walked out to the living room where Spencer was setting up a makeshift bed.

“What are you doing?” you asked.

“Sleeping on the couch?” he furrowed his brow.

“Spencer, I’m not that mad,” you laughed, “It was just a mistake.”

“Oh good,” he let out a relieved sigh, “I don’t fit on this couch.”

You grabbed his hand and led him to bed. Spencer was in his panda onesie once again so you put your tiger one on.

Once you were all snuggled up under the sheets, Charlotte came running in, still in her unicorn onesie.

She settled herself right in between you both.

“Well this turned into a giant cuddle pile,” you grinned as Spencer wrapped his arms around you both.

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