#yes its a gay joke

[alexwatchesshows]

If I was a pastry...

#yes its a gay joke #a bad one #my posts #bake off #gbbo #liveblogging #spoiler

[starlightseraph]

house md so wonderful and brilliant because it is simultaneously the heaviest, darkest, most serious show about love and loss and how trauma shapes people and the most unhinged thing you'll ever experience.

#and very gay #like seriously. #it’s actually beautiful and profound in so many ways #but that part is often drowned out by the insanity #just like how all the characters in the show are incredibly repressed and use slur-jokes to deflect #house md #hilson #hate crimes md #hugh laurie #rsl #robert sean leonard #gregory house #james wilson #and yes this post is an almost verbatim quote from something i posted earlier today #but i thought it deserved its own post #starlightseraph’s brainrot

[eatingsomegreeneggos]

I LOVE THEM SO MUCH OMG 🥺💗💗

#rajbow #raj x bowie #td 2023 #total drama #td bowie #td raj #lil bit obsessed with them!!! #not only the first canon gay couple of the show #but also the first healthy one /j IM JOKING ITS A JOKE I now theres like a few but you get what Im saying? Yeah #second season dont mess them up challenge 🤞🤞🤞 (Impossible) #anyways I want to draw them more cuz I want to see more of them and sometimes you gotta do that yourself #well see though since Im busy but ye! #also I think I messed up Raj arm? I had the worst time getting his proportions right dear goodness :') #its a sign I should practice drawing them more fs! #rajbow fanart

[sonknuxadow]

kissy for the birthday boy 💥💥💥

#AUGHH posting ship art is so embarrassing for me but i wanetd to do something for knuckles anniversary #and didnt have enouhg free time today to start and finish something #and ive had this sitting unfinished for a couple weeks. so i figured why not just finish it and use it even if its not much #so yeah . gay people be upon ye #ive had them on my brain sooo much lately can you tell. #sonic the hedgehog #sth #knuckles the echidna #sonknux #sonuckles #my art #am i just awlays gonna be that one guy releasing little droplets of sonknux into the endless sea of sona//dow #every time something shadow related happens . Well somebody has to do it . might as well be me . #< joking im nto trying to pit the pairings aginast eachother or whatever and the timing here was just a coincidence

[megabuild]

aphorism #341: the heaviest burden, friedrich nietzsche's "die fröhliche wissenschaft"

#mine #hi everyone. normal now. im not #does this make sense. to anyone. at all. its okay if not im losing it a little #also yes i used the german title just so people dont make jokes about it being called the gay science. I dont care #etho #3l

[redinthesea]

Rare rare case of new set of OCs. Alien moon rabbit prince & Bamboo swamp frog prince. Their kingdoms are at war but they are in love and have decided the only way to stop the conflict is to abolish the monarchy (<- very unserious lore)

#artists on tumblr #character design #original character #oc #oc art #me art #yes theyre primarily based on the pun and also a small 2 second visual joke in mob100 lmao #the designs came first really. everything else was kinda vibes to go with them #I say new ocs but actually theyre from a year ago I just forgot about them until today #I very very rarely if ever do shippy ocs but its my duty to get some gays out there once in a blue moon

[tetheredcloud]

mafumizu truthers do you hear me

#project sekai #proseka #prsk fa #prsk #mafumizu #mizumafu #mafuyu asahina #asahina mafuyu #mizuki akiyama #akiyama mizuki #fun fact: mfmz was born when me and my bf joked about them dating bc we kin them respectively (we werent dating at the time) #and our combined energy interfered with the universe to shift the timeline into the forming of kitty event #nothing was ever the same after #yes they dont go to the same school dont ask me why theyre kissing on the school bench #its taking place in uhhhhhhhhbbb gay school

[zees-hat]

Guys I’ve just seen a take so completely outrageous so I just wanna point out something one of the creators of total drama (Terry) has said in recent times

None of the contestants would have hate towards gay people

I also think it’s kind of weird to just give characters the homophobic/transphobic headcanon just because of how they look or how their attitude is?? Completely insane

Also just saying criticizing/negatively questioning people on their lgbtq+ headcanons for characters is literally insane. It’s called a headcanon for a reason?? It’s never been confirmed except for a few characters?? Like come on, let’s be serious for a few moments !

#total drama #tdr #tdi #total drama headcanons #total drama hot take #lets not make characters homophobic just because of their personality #lets also not be mean about harmless headcanons?? #its so childish #‘oh no they would probably—‘ lets not ! #im just stating something that bugged me #it was so ridiculous 😭 #i cant even #thats like if i told somebody who headcanons harold as gay ‘no he’d call gay people slurs on mic haha’ like stfu?? #you cant just act like your opinion is a Fact #its alright to say ‘<character> is <whatever> because I SAY SO’ like thats Fine because its clearly lighthearted and a joke #like YES for example alejandro is gay because i say so!! but that doesnt mean its a fact? its just a joking saying #because it’s an opinion #im not stating it like everyone who disagrees is wrong and im right

[dykedvonte]

did

did you call benny the Town Bicycle because everyone rode him

Yes he is a whore.

If you black widow and seduce him but reject him in the room, he'll say he doesn't need another social disease anyway implying he gets around. He's a good-looking guy canonically, just an asshole, he gets bitches whether we want to admit it or not sadly.

#also like tommy says he thinks bennys being weird cause hes having crazy sex constantly with a girl from gommora i cant spell sorry #and thats why they dont see him for weeks which is crazy and Swank says Bennys probs in heaven chasing angel broads with tig ol bitties if #you kill him but dont convince swank he was being a traitorous dickhead #like say what you want about Benny he gets some #also yes i think every chairman in that building had fucked benny its a silly joke i have with myself that hes the emodiment of Im not gay #but 20 caps is 20 caps but hes just a sex pest poon hound #fallout #fallout new vegas #benny gecko #benny fnv #ask #anon

[isdalinarhot]

everyone seems so convinced dalinar is going to be homophobic to renarin. maybe im just a delusional dalinar stan but in row 54 when dalinar is talking to renarin about him being an enlightened truthwatcher and he says, and i quote, "whatever you are son, it's a blessing. you may be a different kind of radiant, but you're radiant all the same. you shouldn't feel the need to hide this" that sure sounds like a parent who has figured out that their child is queer and is not going to press them on it but is trying to get across that they Accept Their Son's Differences. like im not saying dalinar is a champion for gay rights or anything and im certainly not saying that he's free of the biases of heterosexual society just because sadeas sucked him off or whatever, but what i AM saying is that he's a moderate liberal dad who is a little bit confused about how to be a good ally but who is trying. and maybe that trying doesn't hit at all for renarin. maybe dalinar being like "and that's okay" a little too affirmatively when renarin comes out to him is not going to actually help renarin feel supported in the gendered hellscape that is vorin society. but i certainly don't think that he's going to be angry or, like, disowning renarin or talking about what a disappointment he is. this man learned how to read for chrissakes. and when renarin learned how to read dalinar wasn't like oh son this is so shameful he was like well this is odd and unexpected! but i have a lot more important shit going on lmao. i think renarin coming out to dalinar would be like that.

#i have passages i can cite. besides the fucking fop paragraph which doesnt even count because fashion is not a traditionally feminine hobby #in alethi society. so many men are shown caring so deeply about fashion and its never in an 'oh thats so gay of them' way. being into #fashion on roshar does not have the same connotations as being into fashion on earth #like yes haha funny joke but if youre being serious dalinar is not 'being homophobic' calling adolin a fop hes being 'mad his son is caring #about stuff he doesn't care about that he thinks is frivolous #ughhhhhhhhh i know more about this than you dooooooooooooo #luke.txt #greatest hits

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

thinking so so hard about LaughingStock and how that'd go down. disastrously, probably

#and ill talk about it at Length in the tags until tumblr cuts me off like a rowdy drunk after last call #please keep in mind this is all in my Brain and relationship dynamics etc are all technically speculation. anyway #so while franklydear is your more classic 'oh no im in love with him! / aw shucks im in love with him<3' #laughingstock is 'feelings what feelings / oh shit oh fuck this is bad' #to Me. #in my mind howdy is completely oblivious to his emotions #he's out here like 'gotta get the store impressively neat & shiny for barnaby! and everyone else' without blinking an eye #he starts assembling barnaby and wally's dogs slower an slower so that barnaby has to hang around a smidge longer than usual #he's out here giggling at barnaby's jokes while sweeping Hours or Days after the joke was told like a lovesick idiot #all while being like Ah Yes Barnaby My Dear Friend. My Platonic Buddy Whose Jokes I Laugh At A Little Too Hard. Platonically. #meanwhile barnaby Realizes his own feels. has a minor crisis. goes through the 12 stages of grief and absolutely panics #he's like 'ok just gotta play it cool. normal. dont be weird. he'll fall for your natural charm in no time' #'ill hold all of my feelings right here until i die or howdy reciprocates. i just cant tell anyone about this.' #'....hey wally you can keep a secret right' #and rizzes it up yk. rolls a nat 20 on charisma every time without howdy even realizing it. ig barns rolled for stealth too #and from barnabys pov its going great! #howdy is flirting back! hes showing all the signs! when eddie views their interactions he comes to barnaby later and is like A+ gay as fuck #so barnaby is a soft pining mess and howdy is Absurdly Oblivious despite being a clever & observant guy #so im imagining (will freely admit that this Train of Thought is slightly inspired by the latest chapter of Stamps by Indigopoptart) #that eventually barnaby is Confident in their budding relationship ok. hes ready to ask howdy out. #everyone who Knows (wally & eddie) are like Go For It He Clearly Loves You #and when barnaby tells howdy. howdys like 'ohhhh geez um im really flattered 🥺 but i dont feel the same 😔😭' #cue barnaby turning into the 'never again' meme while trying to laugh it off and pretend like he didnt just have his heart mr starked #so he goes home to smoke his pipe and cry and howdy goes about his day feeling Strange #why cant he stop thinking about that confession. what are these emotions. i mean its not as if hes in love with Ohhhhhh No. Oh No. #so howdy has his 'holy shit! im in love with barnaby! (lovestruck. swooning) ....Holy Shit I Rejected Barnaby (horrified. nauseous)' moment #cue howdy expecting barnaby to come by in the morning as per Routine so they can talk. he Doesnt. cue howdy stressing the fuck out over it #meanwhile wally sally (eddie sent her in his place. hes too busy) and barnaby are having a girls day (eating ice cream and watchin romcoms) #eventually barnaby hears that howdy has been Dropping The Ball and cant not check on him. cue emotional heart-2-heart outside the bodega #this is all very specific but its in my brain. these scenarious lull me to sleep every night lately

[apollosspawn]

Percy: Happy new years!

Nico: Happy new tears!

Apollo: Happy new bears!

Grover: Happy new deers!

Piper: Happy new dears!

Will: Happy new pears!

Dionysus: Happy new beers!

Leo: Happy new gears!

Frank: Happy new fears!

#its too long i know #yes bears is a gay joke #but still not long enough #pjo #pjo theory #percy jackson #hoo #percy jackson and the greek gods #percy jackson and the heroes of olympus #heroes of olympus #percy #nico #nico di angelo #solangelo incorrect quotes #solangelo #pjo incorrect #pjo incorrect quotes #percabeth incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #annabeth #annabeth pjo #annabeth chase #will #will solace #apollo

[plan-3-tmars]

okay i know I preach about voting however you want because that's the point of milgram but I genuinely don't know how you can listen to kazui's voice drama and then vote him guilty

kazui is litteraly asking es to give him a reason to stop lying (cough cough an innocent vote)

an innocent vote is NOT going to make Kazui think what he did was right, nor that lying was a good call. He didn't think that in Trial 1, he hasn't shown any signs of thinking that in Trial 2 and that is not the thought process he will go down in Trial 3!!!

He's not asking for his lies to he forgiven, he's asking to be FREED from them. The guilt of what his lies caused now more then ever is waying so heavily down on him that he just wants to see a reason that tells him that telling the truth will be okay and that his 'sin' is not this horrible thing that he or others around him chalks itself to be

#im not saying i understand him better then you... but if you want to take it that way! #joking joking im not serious #obviously i cant predict the future but i highly doubt an innocent vote will make him think he did the right thing all along #you guys forget that he genuinely cared about hinako and still does #yes he feels guilty for her death because he was the reason for it but also that was his friend bro!!!! #just because he didnt love her romantically and was well aware of that while going into their marriage #doesnt mean he didnt feel bad about what he was doing!!! he did!!! his sad moping is litteraly everywhere in half and cat!!!!!!! #maybe its because im gay and can relate heavily to the feeling of being terrified that someone will find out your dirty secret #hashtag outted gang #but idk... i just dont think he deserves such a tight ratio #milgram project #kazui mukuhara #milgram

[mustarddoods]

Please don't be in love with someone else

Please don't have somebody waiting for you~

#illustration #fanart #neil gaiman #ineffable husbands #good omens spoilers #angel crowley #i promise its gonna be the last one #i cant stop thinking about those tragic little gay man the consume my every waking though #yes it is a taylor swift song #no i haven't listened to taylor swift since highschool #what of it #i seriously wanna thank this series for destroying my art block #no joke i thought I'd never have the motivation to draw ever again #mustardoods

[freakshowcowboy]

i sweartto god theyre out to fucking get m

#YOU DONT UNDERSTAND I COULD HAVE HAD GAY EDDIE REAL #IM GOING TO #i dont make jokes about killing myself anymore but im too mad to think of an alternative so imagine something equally evocative of my #mental anguish #yeehawing #911 #911 spoilers #eddie diaz #obligatory yes im still happy about bi buck i am a bisexual myself and its really exciting to see him be bisexual fr on my screen BUT #i am an eddiegirl to my core and he is so gay homo gay #i will proabbly feel guilty about posting this and delete it tomorrow but IM SO MAD

[prince-of-khrysalis]

(Wiztober 2023 Day 18: First Love Second Lust)

The Wizard (tm) and The Schismist (tm) have a weird relationship if you believe the rumors

The rumors being that the two of them have been spotted just spending a lot of casual time in each others company despite being (according to Denkichi) mortal enemies and all??? I like to think after Denkichi quits his little cult I mean quits being a Schismist that the two become a bit less antagonistic, because he no longer has an excuse to follow her around in a non-weird fashion so he ends up just trying to catch her attention at any opportunity (that ISNT prime battle time, of course, he hadn't given up his goal of winning a duel with her), and Persephone is so fucking exhausted from the existential horror that was Lemuria+Novus back to back that she doesn't really care and actually allows it on occasion, now they're mortal enemies AND vent buddies and they're both going to tell the papers its not gay and they're both lying.

#im gonna say it again yes I swear these are 101 os I SWEAR #anyway gay of them to just spend their free times lounging together and talking shit about everyone else #wizard101 #wiztober2023 #w101 #my art #my ocs #digital art #jokes on you if you think theyre straight btw #Persephone Solanaceae #Denkichi Igarashi #i have a ridiculous amount of story for them which is esp funny bc I made Denkichi on a whim as a joke<3 #its not joke anymore I love them with my whole heart