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violettavirus · 7 days
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This fits with every ship you like 🥰😅
“this ship is not canon” babe, they’re fictional characters. they’re not real. they’re literally dolls we play with. we don’t care about whether or not these fictional characters’ love story is canon in this piece of media that is also entirely based on fiction. I mean, sure, canon would be lovely, but it’s a bonus. it’s not necessary. what we care about is the fun of talking about these 2 idiots being in love.
we don’t give a fuck if they didn’t kiss in “canon”. they had raw sex in thousands of fics about them though. and I’d say that’s more than enough to make people who ship them happily ship them even harder. happy shipping!
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So, something I learnt the other day. So, you know how dinosaurs supposedly can't see you if you stand still? Well that myth is based on real-life lizards/etc and how eyes in general work. So, once my dad starts infodumping, here comes some other cool information. We, humans, can in fact, also not see something unless it's moving. We fixed this by having our eyes constantly shake. And then our brain compensates for us, so we don't have to have shaky vision.
What if aliens don't have this? Like. What if they find out when one of us was looking at something in the distance, and they walk around this thing that's in front of them, and the alien is confused so they bob their head and oh, there's a thing there, but how did the human know that, and then we explain and they're like, horrified.
Humans are apex predators. They can hunt in packs. They can hunt in pairs. They can hunt on their own. They're persistance predators, which is unheard of. They get stronger when they're mad or scared. They have this thing called 'body language' which acts like a type of hivemind, even if they'll claim it isn't. And. They can see you. When you're not moving. They can still see you. If you ever find yourself in a fight against a human, for whatever reason? Run. Run as fast as you can. And hope, pray if you have a religion, that they won't follow.
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violettavirus · 10 days
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🤣🤣🤣
* Zade having dinner with Adeline, Sibby and Sibby's henchmen *
Zade: This is nice. We should do this more often.
Sibby: * confused * Even though Mortis has been trying to get closer to Addie all through dinner?
Zade:
Zade:
Zade: * has a brain freeze trying to figure out how to annihilate an imaginary person *
Adeline: * taking a sip of her water* Congrats Sibby. You managed to break him.
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violettavirus · 10 days
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I love when Supernatural visually separated Dean and Cas from everyone else to make them look like an item. Epic cinematography
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i was looking for writing prompts and came across what is now the funniest thing ive ever seen
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violettavirus · 3 months
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🐾𝙥𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙥𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙥𝙖𝙘𝙠🐾
"𝘔𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭. 𝘔𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘤 𝘪𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘬 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘵’𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭."
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violettavirus · 4 months
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As an Egyptian, I feel the need to apologize on behalf of my ancestors for the creation of mpreg.
However, it does give me the perfect excuse to draw and write mpreg and call it "reconnecting with my cultural identity and heritage", so why would I? (/j)
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violettavirus · 4 months
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"then perhaps you require my help with their removal"
suptober day 27: liar
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A happy and safe holiday to you all, and big thanks for your support this year. 
…And no, I have no idea why the sunglasses were necessary, but they just…were. 
(Don’t repost) 
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violettavirus · 4 months
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I'm coping
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violettavirus · 5 months
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riddle, e.s.
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violettavirus · 5 months
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This is how the show ended right? That's how I remember it.
Doing all these different styles made me want to recreate that one scene from Howls Moving Castle.
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violettavirus · 5 months
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Castiel : If I fall…
Dean : I’ll be there to catch you.
Gabriel *looks at Sam* : What if I fall?
Sam : Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.
Crowley : *watches these four interactions*
Crowley, to Bobby : And if I fall?
Bobby : I’ll be the one who pushed you.
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Found this 😅 It's so funny 😊
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violettavirus · 6 months
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Male Scifi and Fantasy writers: Look at this !Strong! female character! She can fight and solve puzzles, and ends up with the sidekick not the hero! Isn’t she a great character?
Everyone: No, she’s one-dimensional and still only exists to please the hero’s ego
Male scifi and fantasy writers: You’re never happy! This is how characters are written! Besides, it’s much harder for us to write women because we are men!
Terry Pratchett: *creates a female character who is literally the embodyment of a dog, sets her up to be the love interest of Protagonist Hero Man.* *writes her as clever, emotionally tortured, lonely and powerful* *uses her to explore difficulties of bisexuality and masculine dominated workforces*
Terry Pratchett: *Creates a pair of old witches, one of whom is a virgin and the other who has slept with lots of men.* *makes them best friends, never dismisses one lifestyle of the other, explains lifestyle choices based on characters history and personality, uses this to develop each character as the books progress*
Terry Pratchett: *Writes Sybil Rankin* *makes the powerful rich lady heavy set but beautiful, never plays her by her looks, develops her as she ages, acknowledges the way society views such people and then spits on their attitudes* *does it again with Agnes*
Terry Pratchett: *Writes a book about an entire army secretly being women, creates complex female relationships, introduces same sex relationships completely naturally*
Terry Pratchett: *takes old joke about female dwarves and uses it to explore gender identity without making it seem forced or unnatural, carefully discusses some of the issues and complextities whilst still making funny and witty observasions and maintaining genuine fantasy tropes*
Terry Pratchett: *DOES THIS ALL OVER AND OVER AGAIN, DEVELOPING CHARACTERS AS HIS VEIW OF THE WORLD DEVELOPS AND CAREFULLY APOLOGIZES FOR EARLY MISTAKES*
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