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#happy walk him like a dog wednesday

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So turns out, if you eat moldy bread and take expired medication you do end up developing severe intestinal issues! It’s not the update I wanted to give, but it turns out I am not invincible and in fact, I am incredibly unwell. Stay tuned.

#willgrahamscock #oh fuck she’s getting closer

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Pulled a boy by being obsessed with nbc Hannibal. I didn’t think that was possible.

#i told him to watch it last week not expecting him to actually do it #he started it on Sunday and now he’s on season 1 episode 12 #he also bought me a gaming keyboard cuz I mine is a $20 logitech wireless one that’s running out out of batteries #hannibal #nbc hannibal #hannibal nbc #melon says stuff

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MADS MIKKELSEN MY POOKIE WOOKIE SHNUCKUMS (58 year old man)

#mads mikkelsen #hannibal #nbc hannibal #hannibal nbc

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Hannibal 3x13 - “The Wrath of the Lamb”

#the last thing will heard was hannibal's heartbeat

#I was never normal ever again #hannibal #hannigram

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I think no matter how much I change to try and fix myself I’ll never feel pretty

#i haven’t felt beautiful in years

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#I hope they feel like Italian today

#the suite life of zack and cody #disney #the suite life on deck #zack and cody

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The haters can’t stand that I’m full of childlike whimsy and joy

#melon says stuff #relatable #they hate the fact that I’m not sour and mean

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I’ll bite the hand that feeds me idgaf I’m just crazy like that

#melon says stuff #relatable

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Never fails to make me giggle that this guy who partakes in frequent cannibalism REFUSES to eat feet

Hannibal 2.02 Sakizuke

#hannibal #hannigram #hannibal lecter #hannibal gifs #hannibal season 2

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thinking about how wonderfully pathetic Hannibal is when Will doesn’t show up to his session in 1x07.

when Will doesn’t show up at 7:30 on the dot, Hannibal gets so flustered and fidgety, very out of character for him. He has to ball his hands into fists to stop himself from calling Will, he double checks the appointment time. He then drives for AN HOUR to find Will at FBI HQ.

apart from anything, Hannibal just looks lost.

also, this scene happens directly after Franklyn says that loneliness comes with a dull ache, and I love that we then get to see Hannibal experiencing the dull ache of loneliness for the first time in god knows how long, all because Will Graham missed one therapy session.

I wonder if Hannibal surprised himself with this sudden feeling of dependency on another human being, with it being enough to make the human veil slip, to unsettle him.

#oh my godddd #never being normal ever again #hannibal lecter #hannibal #nbc hannibal #will graham #hannigram

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I called Dr. Frederick Chilton incompetent and my sister (who watched all of season 2 and 3 but only the season finale of season 1, and who is not part of the fandom) and I had the following conversation:

Sister: "Don't slander my bestie. How dare you. He is the epitome of girlboss pussyslay."

Me: "boyloser guyfailure dudenobody"

Sister: "SHUT UP I WILL SHOOT YOU IN THE FOOT I AM GOING TO KISS HIM ON HIS NON-EXISTENT LIPS"

Me: "You only like him bc you didn't have to experience S1 Frederick"

Sister: "Irrelevant. I love him."

#nonexistent lips is so real #hannibal #frederick chilton

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I need some triple fried food rn

#melon says stuff

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I can’t remember what my body looked like 3 years ago and I think there’s something so comforting about that

#body image #melon says stuff #body posititivity

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con o’neill

#*cheering*

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Rob Wilkins just keeps on giving

#good omens #crowley #ineffable husbands #aziraphale #just fell down to my knees

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#20000🤯🤯🤯 #i feel so famous guys #dw i won’t forget y’all when I blow up #melon says stuff