alligator-dreaming
Incredible Tales from the Depths of the Human Mind..!
Just kidding. This is just my dream journal. Take a look around if you want. All dreams are tagged by day and by subject.
192 posts
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Last Seen Blogs
jjba-info-cards
jjba info cards and stuff
tatsunlovers
鈴木達央Tatsun Lovers
mewatchingher
Me Watching Her
cybervesna
Vesnaverse
mermaidssiren
best of mermaids 🧜♀️
Text
05-24-2024
Had a dream that my dad told me he had had diabetes for years out of nowhere and that I was probably diabetic too.
Later on I had a second dream playing Among Us with a high school crush
There were also moments of playing Donkey Kong Country Returns but only having one functioning controller, and restrainedly telling my parents and grandma that Joe Biden was doing a spectacularly bad job differentiating himself from Donald Trump
0 notes
Text
05-20-2024
Had a dream that I went to a college that was a bunch of different locations from different movies and time periods all mashed together. I could fly and did all sorts of cool aerial tricks all over campus. There was an ocean area with red sharks that leapt out of the water to try and eat me. A zionist delegation came to campus and set up a tent in the Barbie sector of campus. I had to fight back against them, and I found out that they had killed my friend King Dedede for resisting them (his brother Fusion Dedede told me this).
0 notes
Text
Update to this: apparently my Aunt's basement really did flood at the time I had this dream. Food for thought.
03-24-2024
Had a genuinely frightening dream. Lets see
I was sort of wandering around my home town, out for a walk. Somehow, I walked so far that I ended up in a tropical paradise. I stood on top of a hill of shells with perfectly clear water surrounding me in every direction. I planned to take some pictures to send to a friend
From far away, I saw my grandmother, who called me over, saying it was time to go home. She also asked that I retrieve a slip of paper she left at the bottom of the sea. I shuffled down the hill of shells down into the water. The sea was filled with every kind of animal: many kinds of crab, corals, turtles, fish, and sharks. I was wary of the sharks
As I dove down, I saw a shark that was blood red all over and the size of a bus. As I watched, it attacked a great white and devoured it. I became disoriented. I couldn't tell what was going on around me and I couldn't swim right
I panickedly swam away and found myself in a dark underwater cave where I was trapped by the blood-red shark. It chased me into a narrow crevice and pinned me against the wall. All I could see was its mouth, inches away from my face
It began to open its mouth and I saw all of its teeth. For a moment, I thought I could sink down farther into the cove and push off the wall to get away. I started to sink. The shark moved in. Its teeth shimmered away into stars and a single red eye replaced the inside of its mouth, boring down into my soul
The shark's red eye mocked me out loud for being afraid and said that my family couldn't help me. I tried to get away but I was still pinned. The shark's mouth flashed between teeth, stars, and eye, playing the scene for me over and over again with no escape
Finally, something broke, and the shark relented. He said if I could retrieve a slip of paper with a password from the bottom of his den, then he wouldn't kill me. But he warned me that he would be chasing me the whole way, so I had better be fast. Smile.
Somehow, I managed to swim out of its reach for long enough to snag the small slip of paper. It turns out that the password was to the blood shark's twitter account. With the password acquired, I swam and I swam as far as I possibly could. The seas were now dark, and I did not see any animal life for a long time
When I finally surfaced, it was twilight. I struggled out of the water and found myself in my aunt's house. There were lots of people at the house getting ready for a party. I was completely soaked and bedraggled, ready to collapse from a whole day of non-stop underwater terror. I found my aunt and uncle and my grandma (who incidentally was actually my grandmother from the other side of the family) and they hauled my shivering body upstairs to get a change of clothes and a rest.
Then I woke up
2 notes
·
View notes
Text
05-19-2024
I was walking around a city with my roommate when we ran into a leftist essay youtuber who was famous for a stunt in which she rolled tanks down a street. Suddenly, in the same spot as her famous stunt, tanks began to roll down the street and attack people. Luckily, the tanks were made of bread and sandwich materials, and so we were able to defeat them easily by knocking them over.
After stopping the bread tanks, we pulled the ringleader of the attack out of one of the tanks. He confessed that he was part of a white supremacist group that had wanted to humiliate the youtuber. The tanks had been made of bread to mock her perceived weakness, but it backfired on them. The guy tried to attack me with a fork and knife, but I deflected the attack and immobilized him.
I decided to take the guy to a haunted house as punishment. I carried him over my shoulder, being sure that the metal fork and knife were still in his hands, and took him to the very basement, where I placed him next to a fire. I was originally going to punish him by forcing him to hold the fork and knife as they heated up and burned his hands, but before I could get through it, the demon lord Sprog (also spelled Sp-geOGpe) sprung up from out of the fire and asked to make a deal. I was forced to bargain with the demon to get it to let me leave him by the fire, but the guy spoke up and demanded a pact of him own. With the bargaining process interrupted, Sprog began to break out of his binds. The demon's face turned black and a black liquid began to fill the house, rising from the floor. I had to escape before the flood consumed me. I quickly grabbed my prisoner and hauled him away, running up through several stories of the dark house as the black fluid continued to rise and envelope the house and its rickety floorboards.
When we made it out, I put the guy down and breathed a sigh of relief. I had to change my plans to punish him because of his interference with my negotiations with Sprog, so I ended up leaving him with an abusive roommate instead.
#05-19-2024#Demon#tank#sandwich#bread#haunted house#right wing terrorism#fork#knife#demon lord Sprog
0 notes
Text
04/26/2024
Had a dream that because of climate change Indiana's summer temperatures now matched Louisiana's
0 notes
Text
04/23/2024
Had a dream that I was a poor Victorian car mechanic who was in love with a wealthy heiress. I went to the school to ask her father for her hand in marriage, but when I got there I discovered that an aristocrat had also shown up to ask for her hand in marriage. Initially, the heiress's father politely considered my request, and when I got to meet my aristocratic romantic rival he seemed alright to. I went to get pizza while the father and my rival met, thinking that things might go my way, but when I got back the father chose the aristocrat and the three of them jeered at me and stole my pizza. Heartbroken, I snuck around and stole some of the pizza back before creeping away.
When I left, I somehow ended up in a FPS where I was being hounded by robotic aliens that shot bullets out of their faces. I had to rush around, take down the aliens, and try to survive, and everytime I managed to clear out or evade the aliens, the level shifted and became larger. I realized that each new section of the level was shaped like a latin letter, and they were spelling out the word "GEORGIAN". Pretty neat IMO
I finally got to safety at a multi-ethnic food court. The ceiling was partly blown out from the robot alien attack, and people sitting around eating starting punching holes in it for fun after someone asked everyone to wait while they repaired it
0 notes
Text
04/22/2024
Weird dream. Don't remember most of it
It started with me wearing my Women Want Me Fish Fear Me hat
Someone told me about a rejected TvTropes page made by an overzealous Ben Folds fan. It was just any music that sounds Ben Folds-y
I saw a pro-Palestine protestor set off a chemical reaction in a building that created a sonic boom. No one was hurt and I thought it was cool
And I had to help a friend get a butt plug out. Which was gross
0 notes
Text
04-16-2024
Had a dream that me and some other people were wandering around an abandoned, partially flooded museum. We ended up in a big hall full of knee deep water with a group of rival adventurers and began to fight, but before either side could do much damage a giant anomalocarid (probably ten feet long) swam into the hall. It had two dangerous attacks that wiped out the other group of adventurers - it would slip into the floors under your feet and shoot upwards, sending you into the air, and it would extend spikes from its swim flaps all around it to stab you if you got too close.
The creature sent the rest of my group running, but I realized that I had been holding on to another smaller sea creature that I had killed earlier, which was covered in sharp spines. To defeat the anomalocarid, I ran circles around it and leapt over it any time it tried to get under me, and I slowly attacked it. I pierced its shell and carved it open, and it swam out of its shell. It was enraged and kept trying to attack me, but I cut at the soft skin of its belly. It already didn't have long to live without its shell. It sank to the floor and died.
With the anomalocarid dead, my group snuck back out, and the dead rival team came back. I was getting ready to carve up its body for dinner, Dungeon Meshi style. It looked so tasty and everyone was excited, but then I got a pop-up saying that for slaying the best my group had unlocked a sudoku minigame. This distracted us, and we decided to go play with LEGOs instead of eating the giant stem arthropod
When it was time to leave the museum we collected some of the LEGOs and got into my roommate's car. I realized that we were missing food and tried to go back for it, but my roommate drove off. He seemed unwell. He crashed into a wall and then reversed off the edge of a psrking deck and crashed down two levels. I was angry and asked him "what the hell are you doing" and then a video about panic attacks began to play. End of dream
0 notes
Text
04/09/2024
I had a dream I had a flat top haircut
0 notes
Text
04-03-2024
Had a dream about a noble family vying for the throne of an ancient kingdom. There was an assassination plot by other noble houses to stop our ascendancy where they tried to kill the prince, but the assassin only got the younger brother, Ignacio. Nonetheless the mother of the house fled
She fled to a beachside town with all her books and her consort. They thought they would be safe but they stopped in a dizzying swaying tower held up by ropes that gave them vertigo any time they tried to escape. The queen became so nauseous she almost fell off the tower, which had no safety nets, three times
The last thing was that they decided the beach wasn't worth it because of how dangerous the tower was. The way to the beach was a hundred feet down a thin rope ladder, but the way they had come was down a solid staircase. At the bottom was an underwater cave full of animals. They escaped with the dolphins, but their presence somehow de-evolved the dolphins into fish.
Before waking up I was left with the impression that life is short and dangerous, but that other people's presences are like a blanket to protect us. Or a gentle rain
#04-03-2024#The Ocean#dolphin#tower#nobility#I think the first part was inspired by both Dune and the Living Paintings chapter of Dungeon Meshi#Nightmare#(For the rope tower portion)
0 notes
Text
bumping this again now that its fully updated
Uploading the contents of my dream journal to @alligator-dreaming so be sure to take a look at that if you too enjoy sleep
2 notes
·
View notes
Text
03-30-2024
Had a dream I met a Discord friend irl last night. Chill vibes
I don't remember much but there were a bunch of people getting lunch
0 notes
Text
03-24-2024
Had a genuinely frightening dream. Lets see
I was sort of wandering around my home town, out for a walk. Somehow, I walked so far that I ended up in a tropical paradise. I stood on top of a hill of shells with perfectly clear water surrounding me in every direction. I planned to take some pictures to send to a friend
From far away, I saw my grandmother, who called me over, saying it was time to go home. She also asked that I retrieve a slip of paper she left at the bottom of the sea. I shuffled down the hill of shells down into the water. The sea was filled with every kind of animal: many kinds of crab, corals, turtles, fish, and sharks. I was wary of the sharks
As I dove down, I saw a shark that was blood red all over and the size of a bus. As I watched, it attacked a great white and devoured it. I became disoriented. I couldn't tell what was going on around me and I couldn't swim right
I panickedly swam away and found myself in a dark underwater cave where I was trapped by the blood-red shark. It chased me into a narrow crevice and pinned me against the wall. All I could see was its mouth, inches away from my face
It began to open its mouth and I saw all of its teeth. For a moment, I thought I could sink down farther into the cove and push off the wall to get away. I started to sink. The shark moved in. Its teeth shimmered away into stars and a single red eye replaced the inside of its mouth, boring down into my soul
The shark's red eye mocked me out loud for being afraid and said that my family couldn't help me. I tried to get away but I was still pinned. The shark's mouth flashed between teeth, stars, and eye, playing the scene for me over and over again with no escape
Finally, something broke, and the shark relented. He said if I could retrieve a slip of paper with a password from the bottom of his den, then he wouldn't kill me. But he warned me that he would be chasing me the whole way, so I had better be fast. Smile.
Somehow, I managed to swim out of its reach for long enough to snag the small slip of paper. It turns out that the password was to the blood shark's twitter account. With the password acquired, I swam and I swam as far as I possibly could. The seas were now dark, and I did not see any animal life for a long time
When I finally surfaced, it was twilight. I struggled out of the water and found myself in my aunt's house. There were lots of people at the house getting ready for a party. I was completely soaked and bedraggled, ready to collapse from a whole day of non-stop underwater terror. I found my aunt and uncle and my grandma (who incidentally was actually my grandmother from the other side of the family) and they hauled my shivering body upstairs to get a change of clothes and a rest.
Then I woke up
2 notes
·
View notes
Text
03-23-2024
Had a dream that I took a zipline all the way to Mississippi to go to someone's birthday party and talk about Dune
#03-23-2024#Mississippi#zipline#party#Dune#pretty girl#I think there was a muppets kinda vibe to everything
1 note
·
View note
Text
03-21-2024
youtube
I heard this song in the background of a dream
1 note
·
View note
Text
03-20-2024
Had a disjointed dream. The only consistency was that I was invisible, puppeteering a slugcat the whole time
I was playing Rain World (the game the slugcat is from) and reached an iterator complex, but the iterator told me she was busy because she was having friends over. So I went to explore more of the area.
There was big graffiti in one room saying silence, but a guy saw me and I screeched (wawawawawawawa). The noise sent the whole room atilt and I slid down and away
Then I ended up in a big crowd of people. I recognized my sister and two of her friends dressed as nintendo characters and listened to them for a while. They were going to buy a red velvet cake for my birthday. With my invisibility and everyone's attention on the slugcat, I snuck around and pranked random people in the crowd
Then I ended up at a big table with Tony Soprano and his wife. They were planning my birthday and were telling me how it was gonna go. Another mafia guy came along and took all the chairs and he and Tony yelled at each other. End of dream.
#03-20-2024#slugcat#rain world#graffiti#sister#red velvet cake#tony soprano#the sopranos#wawawawawawa
0 notes
Text
03-11-2024
Had another lesbian dream
I was walking along a street during, like, a video game festival where arcade games were set out in the yards. Eventually I found a house that had a Metroid game for the Philips CDi
It was similar to the Zelda CDi games (which I had been thinking about the previous night), which are famous for their deranged cutscenes, poor controls, and pitifully easy bosses. I ended up in a boss battle against Ridley, who had a ridiculous pre-fight cutscene and then went down in one hit
However, I discovered that defeating Ridley had a strange effect in that it made lesbian couples who saw it go through three emotional phases (it might have been all couples, but all the ones I tested it on were lesbiab). First they would try to jump each others' bones, then they would become sentimental and romantic, and finally they would burst into tears and try to comfort each other
The Metroid CDi Ridley boss fight became an incredibly effective and cathartic way of bringing out repressed emotions and giving couples therapy for lesbians, a sentence which now exists
#03-11-2024#lesbian#Ridley#philips cdi#metroid#couples therapy#not quite hall of fame#but pretty damn close
16 notes
·
View notes