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an-ikarus · 11 hours
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"Just because you want to kill everything with kindness, doesn't mean that there isn't the much easier option to kill it with fire."
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an-ikarus · 1 day
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Person A: “Ah, Hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.”
Person B: “Maybe we would, if you would sTOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!”
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an-ikarus · 6 days
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"Why did you call me? Do you even know what time it is? For the sake of our friendship, please say no."
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an-ikarus · 6 days
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Person A: "I see we're playing hard to get."
Person B: "We're playing 'get the fuck away from me'. You're losing."
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an-ikarus · 8 days
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“For the record-“
“Which nobody is keeping.”
“-I’ve killed more people than you.”
“I was a fucking soldier.”
“Yeah, well, I was a fucking murderer so…”
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an-ikarus · 10 days
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"So, what are we going to do now?"
"We?"
"I mean, we just narrowly avoided a sudden and brutal death together. I'm pretty sure that makes us some sort of we."
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an-ikarus · 10 days
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"How did we get here?"
"Like physically or metaphorically speaking?"
"Both."
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an-ikarus · 11 days
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"Oh gods, I killed that guy. I just killed someone! I'm a horrible person."
"No, I'm pretty sure that wasn't only your doing. We just killed someone."
"Is that supposed to make me feel better?!"
"I mean, it's certainly making me feel better. I think we just had a beautiful bonding moment by taking that guy out with teamwork and the power of friendship."
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an-ikarus · 13 days
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"What if we can't do it? What if we fail?"
"If push comes to shove, we could always just fake our deaths, change our names and move to Sibiria together."
"I don't want to move to Sibiria with you."
"Well, in that case you should probably work a bit harder on trying not to fail."
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an-ikarus · 14 days
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"There's no one I'd rather watch the end of the world with."
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an-ikarus · 15 days
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"I'm alright, I promise."
"Well, you're not doing a great job at looking alright. So either you admit that something is wrong or you slap a smile on your face and start properly convincing everyone just how alright you are."
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an-ikarus · 15 days
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"Are you sure you love me as much as you always keep telling me? Because you sure as hell don’t act like it."
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an-ikarus · 15 days
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"You came."
"You called. Multiple times. And left about a thousand voice mails. Honestly, I regret ever giving you my phone number."
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an-ikarus · 16 days
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"You're no hero."
"Who's trying to be hero in this economy?"
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an-ikarus · 20 days
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"Why are you helping me? Why are you trying to save me? It's pointless."
"Well, give me a boulder and call me Sisyphus, because I've been doing pointless things all my life. And I won’t stop any time soon."
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an-ikarus · 20 days
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"Maybe the real monster we have to fight at the end of our journey is the friends we made along the way."
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an-ikarus · 23 days
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"I never needed anyone to force me to do horrible things. Only someone who convinced me it was the right thing to do."
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