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they be putting my girl through the TRENCHES and she's never looked better

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #marcille

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Been a while since my last gh drawing so here I am with this meme to inaugurate my new sketchbook

#gloryhammer #music #ralathor #return to the kingdom of fife

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me fr

credit goes to the guy who made this on the Gloryhammer subreddit

#gloryhammer #music #robot prince of auchtertool

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Senshi Dunmeshi 🤝 Samwise LOTR Cooking meals for loved ones

I recently started watching Dungeon Meshi and somehow came up with this crossover and I just had to draw it haha

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #lotr #samwise gamgee #senshi

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chilchuck going "sorry leave me outta this one. i cant fight" but then hitting literally every precise shot with an arrow or projectile he ever made in the story INCLUDING PIERCING A RED DRAGONS EYE BY THROWING A KNIFE WHILE LEAPING AWAY my bro is a rogue with dex 20 and wants no one to know biggest liar in history

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #chilchuck

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Daily reminder for everyone who loves Baldur’s Gate 3 to please read Kings of the Wyld by Nicholas Eames I promise it’s so worth it

#kings of the wyld

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i personally think marcille is bisexual but in the "i am attracted the Occasional anime twink and also every woman who has ever walked the earth" way. like a solid 5 on the kinsey scale, y'know?

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #marcille

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A lovely Saxon style Rapier, Dresden, Germany, ca. 16th century, from Fricker Auction House.

#swords #this is how i picture vlad taltos' rapier

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12 years ago today we lost Brian Jaques, author of the Redwall series. He had a huge impact on me as a kid, and still influences my art to this day.

Eulalia!

#redwall

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Hello, rando anon here thanking you for your gift of beautiful wizard kung fu movies. Girlfriend and I just had the greatest time watching The Battle Wizard, and I will forever search for a red python to perfect my Red Dragon Style.

another satisfied customer! like i'm always saying any supposed wizard lover is doing themselves a massive disservice if they're not watching 80s wuxia movies

#wizard #kung fu

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Brother Gregor never spoke and often spooked the neophytes with his appearance, but he was a gentle soul and a phenomenal cook and knew more ways to prepare a fish than the abbot knew hymns

#redwall #ish

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#dungeons and dragons #d&d #dnd #wizards #elminster #raistlin majere #mordenkainen #forgotten realms #dragonlance #greyhawk

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O to be a tiny antropomorphic mouse getting sloshed at the Pumpkin Tavern

#mouse guard #david petersen

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Nothing more annoying than writers who write historical fiction but don’t want to put in the work to make it historically accurate. A couple minor anachronisms here and there are one thing, but that particular kind of weirdly smug disregard for historical accuracy is insufferable.

Just make it science fiction! Set it on an alien planet! Set it in the far future, or an alternate timeline, or some kind of warped preserved memory! Take that particular thing that interests you most about a period of history and slap it into another reality and worldbuild around it to your heart’s content… that’s cool. That’s fun. And it doesn’t have that taint of meanness towards the past that makes low-effort historical fiction so irritating.

#writing

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I AM THAT IS

#redwall

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i absolutely love old 60s-80s wuxia movies and have watched probably close to a hundred of them just in the last year, especially if you include some of the more wuxia-adjacent kung fu films of the era, but without question my favorite wuxia subgenre is the string of films made mostly in the 80s plus a few from the late 70s and early 90s when hong kong and taiwan movie studios started to get really weird and high concept in an effort to stand out and were churning out all kinds of movies about wizards having laser battles and shit, but since computer graphics weren't really a big thing yet everything had to be done either with practical effects or just hand-drawing the effects on the film.

i say this without an ounce of irony or condescension. there is absolutely nothing "so bad it's good" about these movies. they genuinely fucking whip ass and the amount of effort and artistry put into such weird and wild concepts is mind-blowing, especially considering many of them were made to be practically disposable and some of them only survived to today by the grace of someone happening to save the original negative or just an intact 35mm print from being tossed in a dumpster.

to that end i've been compiling a list of films in this my most beloved of genres and if you love wizard shit then you really owe it to yourself to track some of these down and give them a watch:

EDIT: forgot to mention that many of these you can find on public torrent servers like rarbg and there's a surprising number just on archive.org and youtube. but also if you can spare the cash, many excellent old hong kong movies are starting to get really nice physical media releases from boutique DVD and blu-ray distribution companies

#wizard #kung fu

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Quercus the Magnificent smoking that Yggdrasil shit

#wizard