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[astersghost]

Word of honor my beloved

by far the best most accurate summary ever to exist

"so what is word of honor about"

chepie I don't fucking know, like legit I could not tell you what the Actual Plot as intended is something about a glazed donut that got the whole sword society in a tizzy b/c some dead dude a decade ago tweaked out from mercury poisoning and all his secrets were kept in the burn book locked away in elsa's frozen palace.

the bits that anyone actually cares about are two bottom-4-bottom retired villains, one an ex assassin with martial arts cancer and 8 nipples who wants to drink and die in peace, the other one of the most dramatic men you will ever meet who sprouts corny ass poetry and lines with negative shame cause why be ashamed baby we all die sometime and they become soulmates [censored] raise 3 kids together until one of their ex's comes back for a 2 episode sub plot like a mid-season love interest in a sitcom that got kicked off the show quick b/c everyone hated their ass and then the sword society shows back up b/c the prettiest assassin you will ever meet with the biggest daddy issues you will ever see didn't listen to his fucking lesbian girl gang and drop his broke ass daddy who never ONCE complimented his banging eye makeup and hair decided to Make Plot Shit Happen b/c it's like episode 34 and we gotta wrap! this! shit! up! and then someone sneezes so the show reenacts the scene where Mulan took out the Huns and then our bottom retired villain husbands get to ACTUALLY fucking retire and one of them gets a new sesshomaru wig and it's glorious

#word of honor #woh #shl #wenzhou #plot what plot i didn't watch word of honor for the boring plot #I watched for two busted men flip a coin to see which would bottom for the night and adopt murderous children along the way #daddy issues? no dad IS the issue #the ending if this series made m hunt doen the longest fix it fic ive ever read #i need to find the books

[astersghost]

Diversity win! the Archivist bringer of the apocalypse and the Ceaseless watcher 's special little boy is ace!

#the magnus archives #tma #jonathan sims #jon sims #jonathan sims cosplay #jonmartin #asexual #ace pride #ace day #the magnus archives cosplay #diversity win!! #international asexuality day

[astersghost]

The file is called respect trans ppl or die btw

[astersghost]

Being in a figure drawing class is such an experience because I basically can't post my work anywhere but my personal portfolio without it being flagged as n*dity or corn . I forget how sexualized human bodies are. I just think they're neat. And extremely difficult to draw accurately. Non art people are always so ooh that class must be so hard to focus on. But no. It's just sitting in a room with 10+ other people trying to get proportions right and a model who is exhausted and cramping for having to stay still for 45 minutes x3. We are all sleep deprived and confused and frustrated as to why shoulders do that an - fuck the model moved slightly so now my whole piece is off

#art major things #ig? #idk how to tag this #figure drawing

[astersghost]

Shout out to every artist who's ever drawn the distortion y'all inspired my fucked up figure drawing collage and my professor likes the many legs I turned into fingers hehe

#this is so insane sounding out of context #tma #the magnus archives #the distortion #i hope our model never sees my art #i mean its pretty cool and fucked up #but they might think its just fucked up #i think its also pretty but #i also enjoy eldtrich horror and thai silly lil podcast sO #I think im bias

[astersghost]

The Executioner

(Click for high resolution)

#FUCK YEAH #the magnus archives #hot jon rights #jon sims #jonathan sims #the archivist #tma #fuck i love this fandom #every art piece that exists is just #so gorgeous #ugh #the gender is gendering

[astersghost]

Woo🎉

*emerging from tmagp episode 10 shaking, terrified, covered in blood and dirt, haunted by ghostly circus music*

“Hey, Colin’s back!”

#the magnus protocol #tmagp #tmagp spoilers #the magnus protocol spoilers #colin tmagp #colin becher #holy fuck ep 10 #the transcripts are at it again #like a lil surprise treat #im going to put my head through a wall

[astersghost]

I've missed the tape recorder noise

#the magnus protocol #tmagp #the magnus archives #tmagp spoilers #the magnus protocol spoilers #tma #im going insane #like a loser

[astersghost]

Going to put my head through a wall

How are we feeling chat

#the magnus protocol #tmagp #tmagp spoilers #tmagp 10 #send help #im so not normal about this #its fine #we are fine #mid season break is going to make me insane actually #um #somebody sedate me

[astersghost]

More quality photos to come

#mag 159 #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #tma #the eye #the lonely #tma cosplay #tma shitpost #jonathan sims cosplay #jon sims #the archivist #they he

[astersghost]

Aster's commentary sitting on the beach ?

I think I got more stares from people for wearing a mask then I did for having bright green colored contacts and sfx scars on my neck. I mean I know I'm in Florida rn but fucking hell yall.

Not a fan of the masses of yt college kids acting like middle schoolers and drinking. They are so obnoxious and really bad at hiding the immense amount of joints they've been smoking like I could smell it in the hallways and they've been smoking on their balcony. It's b a d.

Country music is still a negative for me. Currently listening to a song about a girl "making his speakers go boom boom" in blue jeans. End me. Please.

There aren't enough alternative ppl here or coffee shops that aren't Starbucks.

Anyways we are going home in the next 30 minutes ft. A 6 hr car ride if we r lucky.

Hope y'all have enjoyed whatever this is

#OH ALSO #I got talked to like i was a fucking child by a waitress cus I was visibly disabled and using my cane #not a fan #hi its me your local chronically ill disabled friend #the beach is a nice way for me to relax and force myself to read one of the books ive beej meaning to #but fuck man #being visibly queer and disabled in Florida ks annoying #heds #pots #cane user

[astersghost]

MAG 159 anyone?

#the lonely #mag 159 #the magnus archives #jmart #jonmartin #teaholding #jonathan sims #the archivist #tma #tma cosplay #the magnus archives cosplay #Jonathan Sims cosplay #hehe #jon sims #ill have edited photos eventually #martin blackwood

[astersghost]

Don't go hangout with your chronically ill disabled immunocompromised friend when ur sick or around people who were sick and not tell them until afterwards... Sincerely your local chronically ill disabled immunocompromised friend who is currently having a bad time 👍

If you aren't going to wear a mask and protect yourself or the people you supposedly care about at least don't LIE to us.

I'm so tired.

It is exhausting knowing that the people who supposedly care or even love you can't be bothered to give a damn when they have to actually take preventative measures.

#hi its me your local chronically ill disabled friend #im so tired #wear your fucking mask #or at least tell me you aren't #i fucking guess?????? #its not hard and it never has been #its called ableism 👍 #anyways rant over #im sick and im supposed to go on vacation to force myself to REST #so we are already failing ✨ #heds #pots #cane user

[astersghost]

imogen temult says free palestine 🍉

daily click careforgaza gofundme's fundsforgaza

#imogen temult #critical role #cr3 #bells hells #ceasefire now #save palestine #save gaza

[astersghost]

Oh Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International License, we’re really in for it now

#the magnus protocol #tmagp #the magnus archives #tmagp 8

[astersghost]

I think this about sums it up yeah

Me listening to magp 8: What a fascinating spin on a Lonely statement that asks what if it was the Place that was lonely, so hungry that it desires to quite literally ea- WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK WHAT WHAT WHAT THE FUCKKK WHATTTTTT FUCKING WHAT WHAT COME AGAIN HUH WHAT FUCKING WH

[ID: Cartoony art of people who look comically shocked, terrified, and overwhelmed, with their eyes bugging out and their mouth open, sweating in shock and trembling. End ID]

[Plain text: Multiple variations of "What the fuck" and "come again" written in caps lock. End PT]

[Thank you to @princess-of-purple-prose and @ryutarotakedown for the id's :] I hope it's ok to merge the two!]

#THE LATTER HALF OF THE EPISODE FUCKING KILLED ME THEN KICKED MY CORPSE INTO BURIAL #the magnus protocol #tmagp #tmagp spoilers #magp 8 #samama khalid #celia ripley #gerry keay #gertrude robinson #I FUCKING GUESS?????? #THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS #WITHOUT WARNING #the magnus protocol spoilers #tmapg ep 8

[astersghost]

You are right and you should say it

tmagp-verse gerry is the gay ass barista you see and know you’re about to get the best $8 iced coffee of your life

#hes so me #is he gay? i don’t know #but damn does he make a good iced coffee #tmagp #the magnus protocol #tmagp spoilers #the magnus protocol spoilers #gerry i love you so much you deserve happiness