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yet another unrealistic beauty standard
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I’m new here and still don’t really understand tags, it’s like, “how many should I use? is this too many? is this not enough? do I add on to my post in the tags? do I make a joke in the tags? is the tags the PUNCHLINE???”
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we’re simply building up a resilience to the broth. we’re preparing while you sit idly by. when you end up boiled, you’ll see who the true fool is.
people who take hot baths are practically begging to end up in a witch's stew.
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if you can’t handle me at my small guy in the big city worst, you don’t deserve me at my yeehaw cowboy gunslingin’ outlaw-wrangling best
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Me: man, with the way things are goin, Greenland’s gonna be a pretty fitting name here soon enough
Friend: why, cause of global warming?
Me: …sure
Also Me: plotting to switch the names back around
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I’m such a tough strong big boy until I step the wrong way and now my foot feels like it’s about to fall off of my leg and I need a band-aid and a goodnight kiss from mommy and daddy
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everyone thinks nuclear warfare is so cool until they get There Will Come Soft Rains'ed
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"Imagine dragon deez nu-"
I will literally break every Bones in your body if you say that one more time. Radioactive weapons will be used. Whatever It Takes, man.
It's Time.
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people get upset when french people are depicted like this in media but tbh this gives the french a better rep than the actual french give the french
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tally hall fans really need to chill out
also yes i did misspell joseph i don't really wanna talk about it
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