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It's a whole lot of Dialuci and fanfic ideas and occasionally my gf

Ima put you in a jar and study you...

uhm

Why

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put “top 5” anything in my ask and i will answer ok go

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Diavolo and Lucifer putting their beds together in Minecraft.

Lucifer would put his bed down and Dia would place his right next to it

And Lucifer would stare at his character for a while

And then Diavolo would hear a sigh over the audio and Lucifer's character would get in bed

#obey me shall we date #obey me #obey me lucifer #obey me shitpost #obey me diavolo #dialuci #obey me dialuci #obey me headcanons

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Ima put you in a jar and study you...

uhm

Why

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A friend on Discord told me I should draw this--- Lucifer working at Canes!

Also was too lazy to draw an actual background lmao

#He's so elegant #I love it OP #art #obey me lucifer

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These are the last Alastor doodles, I promise

#OP don't apologize for Alastor #He looks awesome #hazbin hotel #alastor #alastor hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin alastor #alastor fanart #hazbin art #hazbin hotel art #alastor hazbin art #nun alastor #hazbin #alastor nun

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Tell them about the children.

ominous

I've already made a post about Dia and Luci's kids, so I'll be brief about them

Demonio, the heir, looks exactly like Diavolo and acts exactly like Lucifer

The triplets, Alecto, Tisiphone, and Megaera are chaotic. Alecto looks like Luci, Tis looks like Dia, and Meg is a good mix between the two.

Mammon and Zori have two daughters, Kairi and Rezarta Marigold, Goldie for short (this was Zori's compromise so Mammon didn't name one of his own children Goldie). Kairi is a siren like her mom, Goldie is a greed demon like her dad. She is also, by far, the less responsible one.

Adra and Levi don't have kids.

Satan and Metzi were last to get a kid. They adopted a little chameleon demon named Neo. He's very, very traumatized and was nonverbal for the first hundred years of being around them. Neo changes his appearance to look like the two of them (Metzi's dark skin and Satan's blonde hair) but, fun fact, if Neo gets mad at Satan, he'll glare at him and change his hair to black to look like a son of Dia and Luci and go run off to play with the triplets.

Asmo and his harem don't have any kids. They're just the fun uncles and aunt.

Beel and Dahlia have three kids. An older girl named Chiyoko and twins Yuzuki and Akino. Chiyoko looks like Dahlia, Akino looks like Beel, and Yuzuki has a strange resemblance to Belphie, but he looks like a mix.

#obey me shall we date #obey me #obey me headcanons #obey me future au

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Okay, hear me out.

A neurodivergent MC who was always taught they couldn't be overstimulated.

A neurodivergent MC who was always told to not talk about their hyperfixation.

A neurodivergent MC who was taught being neurodivergent was bad.

That MC being around the House of Lamentation, where Levi is always free to wear noise cancelling headphones if it gets too loud.

That MC being around Mammon unable to sit at the dinner table sometimes because he just can't sit still and no one insulting him for it.

That MC being around Satan when he talks about his books, that same sparkle in his eye when they talk about their hyperfixations.

That MC being around when Lucifer has different food than anyone else because he just can't stand the texture of whatever someone made.

That MC being around all of the neurodivergence in that house and finally thinking "Maybe it is okay to be me. Maybe it is okay to let down my guard"

Sorry, I just thought this was cute. Ignore the MC post. Uhhh Dialuci forever

#obey me shall we date #obey me #obey me shitpost #obey me lucifer #obey me satan #obey me brothers #obey me mammon #obey me mc #Neurodivergent mc #obey me leviathan

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Avarice Earrings ✨

Mammon wearing his new earrings, how devilishly stylish! Anyway, i'm back >< been busy with uni, I actually applied to graduate so yay yippee!! Besides that, it's been a while since I did a vibrant colored piece, so after seeing the MAYLA art contest on twt i got inspired... I really love how this drawing came out and I might render it some more for the contest!! We shall see!! Enjoy!

#I realized I need to stop scrolling by beautiful fanart #So OP this is gorgeous and I love it

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The current state of pop girlies is so funny like

Ariana Grande: getting dragged for homewrecking with the guy who played SpongeBob in the SpongeBob musical

Taylor Swift: dropping her worst album in years about how deeply obsessed she is with Matty Healy

Billie Eilish, for some reason:

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Reading amazing fanfiction, then forgetting to bookmark it

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Solomon, encouraging MC : —and you’re clearly very powerful now, starlight. You managed to take down a legion of monsters all by yourself without my help.

MC, still doubtful : Do you really think I’m powerful?

Solomon, cradling your face in his palms : I, for one, find you terrifying

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Harem:

(Mars, me) (JJ)

JJ is outside of the circle!! They can be there, just not too close

Uhm, you're mistaken

(JJ) (Wife, Mars, Goddess) (gf)

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eminem is trans masc to some, trans fem to others, and an enemy to all

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mfers will say "im against book banning in schools and libraries!" and then turn around and say ao3 needs to be censored

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My bites are shows of affection. You should feel honored to be bitten by me.