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tbh i didnt know you were supposed to be jerking off while you look at porn

#museum etiquette

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#metaphor

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hey here's a website for downloading any video or image from any website.

works w/ youtube, soundcloud, twitch, twitter (gifs and videos), tumblr (video and audio), and most other websites you're probably lookin to download stuff off of.

#video

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#i laughed out loud #seriously #mtf

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So Fox News ran a story about how they think libraries are turning into drug-infested sex dens and I am shocked, shocked that I was never offered any drugs during my 15+ years working in libraries.

#library posting #librarian life #oh fox news #you're so fucking stupid #humor

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#universal healthcare #happiness #deranged republican demagogues #unhinged right-wing violence #corporate greed #oligarchs control our country #stop voting for fucking republicans #politics #us politics #government

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Today my toddler INSISTED we open every sauce that came with our Chinese take out so she could sample every single one. She didn’t care for the spicy mustard, she LOVED the soy sauce, she said BLEH BLEH to duck sauce, and she said OH SO GOOD to sweet and sour

She then decided she needed to shove an ENTIRE crab Rangoon into her mouth which gave me a heart attack but she did in fact manage to eat the entire thing with minimal effort on her part. This was after she chanted “RANGOON RANGOON RANGOON!” at us until we gave her one.

Kids are fun and I am exhausted

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Guys I want attention everyone reblog this until I get a lot of attention

I’m gonna regret it cuz I’ll get all shy but I’m brave rn just waiting for someone to remind me I get embarrassed easily

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#linguistics #linguistics humor #humor

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#chaotic good #wholesome

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Too good not to reblog

It’s 2:00am and I have finally finished the shawl that I have been working on to wear to Easter breakfast. Which is at 10:00am.

#knit #knitting #shawl

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#superheros #superhero #queer pride #celebrate differences #Deadpool is queer

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#what even #reddit #insult #insults

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reddit is still free. also tbh good riddance for the op

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #reddit #homophobia tw