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[bitkahuna]

Heyo it's nebulaprince666 🥰 wanted to actually not be anon lmao

👀👀

[bitkahuna]

“So, you’re Smaug’s Bane?” A gruff voice asked as Bilbo turned to see King Dáin II.

Bilbo gave a soft sigh through his nose as a look of confusion and amusement came about him. “Do people really call me that?”

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“Tell me, Bilbo, are ye spoken for?”

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Smaug’s Bane glared at Fíli. “Until you can tell me your intentions with my son, you aren’t going anywhere near him.” Bilbo blinked and fought off the look of surprise and shock that wanted to overcome him. He’d never called Frodo his son before.

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“It would seem we were wrong in our concerns about Prince Faenim.” Ori began, “It isn’t your nephews he’s after.”

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Thorin grumbled out a curse in Khuzdûl before continuing, “This disrespect will not be tolerated.”

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Something was brewing and Bilbo wasn’t sure whose plots he feared the most. Nor was he certain which worried him more; the upcoming arrival of the elves or the arrival of the hobbits.

SOO sorry for the late update, I was camping and didn't have much wifi. I'm gonna try and squeeze in another chapter this weekend to make up for it, but I can't promise anything.

Also, I DID end up going back over my fanfiction up through Chapter 13 or 14 and reworking it. No real changes, just cleaning up the grammar and paragraphs.

Thanks again to everyone who voted on how the chapter would end! Hope it lived up to your expectations.

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[bitkahuna]

Girlies, stop, I WILL straight up give someone an illegitimate child or some shit

I know it says 24 hours, but I’m probably cutting it off at ~20 ish. I just wanna get a vibe to see which version I should go with.

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[bitkahuna]

note: NOT how I’ll end the fanfic itself. But just how I’ll end chapter 16.

I know it says 24 hours, but I’m probably cutting it off at 8-6 hours remaining. I just wanna get a vibe to see which version I should go with.

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[bitkahuna]

King Dáin II was on his back, slowly being crushed under the weight of a dead troll. Twenty minutes ago, he had become aware of the spear in his shoulder, keeping him pinned to the ground. He gave up on trying to crawl away and focused on his breathing. It was getting harder and harder. He did his best to suppress the panic that threatened to take all his air, as something warm and wet leaked from various points of his body. The edges of his vision were blurred and his head pounded. He wouldn’t stay conscious for long.

There was a shouting voice, strained and desperate. He couldn’t understand what was said from under the troll. He tried to take a deep breath. It burned.

“Fucking move it!” That strained voice roared as the troll’s body began to shift. He could hear clearer now.

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“I’d no clue you saved King Dáin, Master Baggins.” Ori enthused with those wide eyes of his, a grin spreading on his face.

“Neither did I.” Bilbo admitted.

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[bitkahuna]

I’ve been rereading my fic and I’ve had him give quite a few moments where he’s just absolutely drooled over a woman, so. Might as well.

Unless I give into the brainworm urge to go with one of the ideas given to me by some of the comments I’ve gotten 😭😭🤣

I've kinda made Bilbo Baggins so incredibly bi/pan that I'm thinking of maybe a throwaway where it's mentioned that he sleeps with a woman later on, before Bilbo and Thorin solidify their relationship.

idk yet

[bitkahuna]

I've kinda made Bilbo Baggins so incredibly bi/pan that I'm thinking of maybe a throwaway where it's mentioned that he sleeps with a woman later on, before Bilbo and Thorin solidify their relationship.

idk yet

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[bitkahuna]

Currently screaming and rolling across my bed like a lunatic 🤣🤣🤣 the new chapter was so fucking good I just had to yell about it on AO3 and Tumblr lmafo I've said it once and I'll say it again I absolutely adore your writing style! LMAFO I just realized I was in the middle of a convo with Astrid in animal crossing and I deadass put her on hold to read YAH. Anygay keep doing what you're doing bestie bc its so good!

~NebulaPrince666

Thank you!!! Up until now, everything’s been so damn horny and shit, so I was worried that a shift to focus more on Thorin’s upcoming coronation would be jarring. I’m just glad I haven’t given anyone whiplash so far lol.

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[bitkahuna]

The wind blew, gently running through their hair as they both stared out. Bilbo could almost see it, the lights in Mirkwood. He narrowed the location of Thranduil’s Hall to one of three locations. “How long have you known about this ledge?”

Frodo shrugged. “Maybe a week.”

“Come here often?”

“A bit.”

“How long?”

Frodo smiled. “I could spend hours up here, just looking at it all.”

Bilbo nodded, pressing and prying as carefully as he could. “You like it out here?”

“Of course.” His pleasant expression dropped to a frown. “What is it?”

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“What the fuck am I suppose to do with Merry and Pippin? I could always just lock them in a room. Any room, really. Just as long as they have a window to smoke and some brandy, they’ll be fine.”

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I wrote the entire chapter in four hours and couldn’t stay awake by the end of it. Goodnight.

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[bitkahuna]

Ooooo I'd love to see what you would do to revamp YGM now that you've gotten so far in the series. (I beg pls don't change the elven dungeon scenes they're so good😅👀)

~NebulaPrince666

most of it would be grammar stuff and wording things better. I wouldn't change anything story-wise

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[bitkahuna]

Hey!!! Getting back to you about the comment lol I'm so glad it made your day!!! :D now we both had good days 🥰🥰🥰 also I'm literally obsessed with Yavannah, Guide Me. Ive read it at least 30 times lmafo

~Nebula

Thank you so much!! I reread it on occasion and I’ve honestly been considering through back through the older chapters and revamping them a bit. Idk.

[bitkahuna]

Bilbo felt like he was on fire. His legs wouldn’t stop shaking and his breath came out in pants and gasps. The king seemed so content be doing this to the hobbit, and the very thought of that had Bilbo reeling. How could his body provide someone else so much satisfaction?

Thorin took a deep breath. He hadn’t done this to anyone in at least a few months. While he wasn’t necessarily out of practice, he certainly wasn’t at the top of his game. The king heard Bilbo’s cry and wanted more. He would do anything to get it. So he descended once more, his tongue taking in every inch of flesh as if trying to soak up every ounce of flavor. Then, when the head reached the end of his mouth, he pushed past, swallowing over and over around the tip.

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[bitkahuna]

“Bilbo. Do you want this?”

“I do.”

“Then look at me.”

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I'll have chapter 14 posted within the hour

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[bitkahuna]

Exerpt from Chapter 14 of :

To be posted next Friday, 4/12/24

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Thorin found a greater excitement than he’d like to admit with his hips pressed to the door. They twisted, not truly wanting to break free, like a caged animal being broken to enjoy captivity. His ears caught the sounds of Bilbo’s moans and he looked down to see the man clearly touching himself through his pants. His head fell back, moans falling freely from him as his hips tilted forward as he felt a will within himself break, giving himself to the sweet torture. With each swipe of Bilbo’s tongue, the consuming pleasure grew, spreading warmth through his lower half until he felt the final swell, the unforgiving knife’s edge that the dragon-killer taunted him with.

[bitkahuna]

Exerpt from Chapter 14 of :

To be posted next Friday, 4/12/24

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Thorin found a greater excitement than he’d like to admit with his hips pressed to the door. They twisted, not truly wanting to break free, like a caged animal being broken to enjoy captivity. His ears caught the sounds of Bilbo’s moans and he looked down to see the man clearly touching himself through his pants. His head fell back, moans falling freely from him as his hips tilted forward as he felt a will within himself break, giving himself to the sweet torture. With each swipe of Bilbo’s tongue, the consuming pleasure grew, spreading warmth through his lower half until he felt the final swell, the unforgiving knife’s edge that the dragon-killer taunted him with.

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[bitkahuna]

“Did you threaten Fíli?”

Bilbo looked up from his work, thankful Thorin wasn’t in the room. “Yes.”

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The hobbit shifted on the ground as a light and cool breeze grazed his heated skin, spreading goosebumps across his body. A gentle mewl came from him as the sunrays bore their heat upon him, pining him to the grass with the weight of his relaxed limbs. He could not rise. He didn’t want to, feeling as though he was half asleep. His eyes opened only a moment before rolling back behind lids that fluttered closed, as shiver ran through him from the cool breeze that brushed across his skin again. Bilbo felt on the verge of sleep, constantly teased and taunted back to awareness by phantom sensations that played with his body.

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The ground beneath his feet crunched softly as he walked while the sun set, casting long shadows. Bilbo’s shadow was so much bigger than himself as it stretched up the mountain.

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“Bilbo?” Thorin asked as he looked up and saw the hobbit entering. “It’s nearly dinner. Shouldn’t you be in the dining hall?”

“No.” He’d never heard his own voice so low before. It was menacing, like the rumble of an approaching storm.

Thorin sat up straight. The last time he heard such a noise, it was the growl of a starving beast on the prowl before it leapt from the shadows and tackled him. “What are you doing?”

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“I want the most horrible things, Thorin.” His voice was raw, scratching and clawing its way out of Bilbo’s throat. “I won’t wait. I won’t play coy. I want you.”

Thorin smelt wildflowers and cedar in the air. The hobbit had never been so bold to him before. His head rushed and cock swelled. There was something wild and feral in the hobbit that Thorin both feared and yearned. He would give anything for Bilbo’s sharp teeth to sink into his flesh. “Then so be it.” He growled.

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JUST POSTED

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“Yes, I would very much like to … partake in impropriety, with Thorin.”

She chuckled at this. “Bilbo, it’s important that this means something to you. If it were just meaningless sex, it would not be a true repayment. It has to mean something.”

“It does.”

“Good.” She smiled. “In that case, it is customary that the apology comes first. His body will be at your command. Is this something you can handle?”

Bilbo went red and thought it over a moment. “I … I’m not sure I would really know what to do.”

“That’s understandable. He can come already prepared.”

“Prepared for what?”

“Penetration, Bilbo.”

He furrowed his eyebrows but decided not to question it, almost uncertain if he wanted to know.

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The Bekhzél fell silent once more. There was a distant familiarity, not with dwarves, but in her learnings of other races and their habits. “Do you feel like yourself?”

He looked up at her and seemed more distressed than ever. “I’m growing plants from my head and they bleed when plucked!” Bilbo hadn’t felt like himself since Mirkwood. “I don’t know if I ever knew who I was, but what I know now is that I’m … something. I’d like to think I’m the sum of all the best parts of myself over the years. But with Thorin I’m weak, and I feel all these feelings that make no sense to me. He’s in my head more often than I’d like to admit and it’s all his fault! He’s done this to me! He’s done this and it’s a pathetic and useless endeavor to try and fight it, because I already know I won’t get anywhere, because I don’t want it to stop. And that’s terrifying! I was always taught love was gentle and warm.” He shook his head. “This is fire.”

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The Bekhzél smiled. Given her position, she did not bow to the king, and he would not bow to her. They greeted each other as equals.

Thorin felt a calmness wash over him as he approached her.

“My King, we have much to discuss.”

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JUST POSTED the new chapter. Horniness abound, Bilbo-centric, and the Bekhzél finally arrives!!!

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