I think it would be even better to use these possible suggestive quotes but use them in a totally non sexual way. See how many you can use in a story about something mundane 😂
Smutty One-Liners Part VI
"Feel this? It's just for you."
"Let's ruin ourselves for anyone else."
"I want to taste you so badly."
"Make me beg for it."
"Oh I can do this all night long."
"You surprise me every day."
"Let's find out how much you want it."
"Kiss me, I can't wait any longer."
"Come on, please, do it."
"Oh, you like that?"
"Hmm, you're not very patient, are you?"
"Well, let's see what happens tonight."
"Can you kiss it better?"
"Oh, you're hard to please."
"I had a very nice dream that started like this."
"You are so amazing, please never stop."
"Can you be good for me?"
"It's so hot when you talk like that."
"Stop teasing me and do it!"
"You're still holding back, just let go."
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powerpoints I think seventeen would bring to a ppt sleepover
scoups: Exactly How Many Minutes After Midnight Each of You Texted Me on My Birthday
jeonghan: Cheating at Everything: Is it Really a Crime?
joshua: When To Quit a Bit (I Wish I Knew)
jun: Good Soup :]
hoshi: I *AM* a Tiger (NOT CLICKBAIT)
wonwoo: Why Cats Are Better Than People
woozi: Top 300 Best Animes Of All Time
dk: My Friends as Pizza Toppings and Combinations
mingyu: Receipts of Every Time You Guys Have Cyberbullied Me (Mostly Instagram)
the8: The Art of Shutting the Fuck Up Sometimes
seungkwan: 12 Slides of Secrets Y'all Have Confided to Me And I Will Only Skip Over Yours if You Admit I'm Your Favourite
vernon: cat videos 🐈⬛🐈
dino: I Am Underappreciated in This Household
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Moment: April Fools?
Summary: Chan and Seungkwan bring an April Fools idea to Yexi and talk her into participating...she just wasn't expecting everything that followed.
"You should do it." Chan whined.
"You do realize they will actually murder me, right?" Yexi looked between Seungkwan and Chan.
Seungkwan ignored her with a wave of the hand, "You don't think it's fair with how many pranks Jeonghan Hyung pulls?"
Yexi couldn't help but laugh a little, "Those rarely impact me."
Seungkwan shot her a mock glare, "Yes, I know. It's the rest of us that suffer because of you two but just give us this once to turn the tables. He's not going to suspect it's a prank because it's you."
"Look, we even bought a fake pregnancy test that says it's positive." Chan held it up for her to see.
"Are you trying to take Oppa's place as leader by sending him to an early grave?" she asked.
Chan's silent shrug made her huff out a laugh and roll her eyes, "Pleaseeeee." he begged.
Yexi sat and thought about the chaos that would ensue if she did this and she couldn't deny that it would probably be funny, but was the aftermath going to be worth it? She sighed and grabbed the test out of Chan's hand, "You two better be willing to sacrifice yourself if they try to kill me." she threatened.
Seungkwan and Chan gave each other a high five and Yexi watched as the two vibrated in excitement, "Now the question is...do we film it?" Seungkwan said.
Yexi was silently scolding herself for agreeing to this while she was setting up the prank. She sighed looking at the fake pregnancy test before placing it on top of the trash in the bathroom. She ran the water for the sink and washed her hands before stepping back out into the living room. Yexi had talked Mingyu into having everyone over and him cooking for everyone. It was a tight fit for sure but it reminded her of their pre-debut days.
"Princess, come take a shot with me." Joshua was holding up a shot glass and wiggling it. She gave a nervous laugh and squeezed in between him and Seungcheol.
"My stomach is feeling a bit iffy today so I think i'll pass."
She felt Junhui's eyes on her, "What's wrong? You've been acting weird all day." he had his lips pressed into a line.
"I'm fine." she waved off his concern with a flourish of her hand, "Maybe i'm coming down with something."
"Have you taken anything?" Seungcheol asked while putting his hand across her forehead. He dropped his hand once he was satisfied that she didn't have a fever.
Minghao stood up, "I'm heading to the bathroom, anyone need anything while i'm up?" Everyone shook their head so he left and it felt like Yexi's heart was going to beat out of her chest. She was clasping her hands tightly to the point her fingertips were white. It was when she heard the toilet flush that she made eye contact with Seungkwan and Chan, both of which seemed excited.
"WANG JI XINYI!" Minghao's voice bellowed from down the hall.
Yexi did her best to seem indifferent knowing that in order for this prank to succeed she was going to have to tap into the acting lessons she'd been getting at the company. She schooled her face and looked up at Minghao once he entered the living room, "What?"
"Please tell me this isn't real!" he pleaded.
She feigned ignorance, "What are you talking about?"
"What's going on?" Soonyoung asked quickly looking between the two.
"You're pregnant?"
"WHAT!?" Junhui yelled out standing up and looking down at Yexi is disbelief.
Seungcheol tried to interject, "Okay can someone please explain what's happening?"
Minghao ignored Seungcheol and looked at Junhui, "I found a positive test in the trash in the bathroom."
Junhui was looking at Yexi completely devastated and she couldn't help but feel a little guilty but chaos soon followed with Junhui and Minghao shooting question after question at her in Chinese.
"Who's the father?"
"Does the company know?"
"Does Jackson know?"
"Stop yelling at me!" she interjected.
"Is it someone we know? Jaehyun? Jungkook?"
Yexi couldn't help that her eyes went wide at hearing their names. She honestly thought that they would guess someone like Chanyeol since she was back in contact with him so the names of her closest friends were a curveball she wasn't expecting.
"Jaehyun?" Mingyu asked.
"Jungkook?" Seokmin asked.
Seungcheol finally stood up and looked at all three of them, "Someone tell me what the fuck is going on!" he yelled.
Minghao tossed the positive pregnancy test on the table with all the empty soju bottles and shot glasses while never taking his eyes off Yexi, "I found this in the trash can."
Seungcheol reached down and grabbed it from the table to get a better look at whatever Minghao tossed and once he realized what it was his legs gave out and he collapsed on the couch, "God Yexi." his voice wavered sounding absolutely devastated.
Jeonghan grabbed the item from Seungcheol's loose grip and looked at it, "Oh hell." he heaved a heavy sigh and glanced at everyone before looking at Yexi, "A positive pregnancy test." he supplied the other members with the answer they were all waiting for. The eruption of loud voices took over the eerie silence that was previously hanging in the air.
Mingyu snatched the test off the table to take a closer look before handing it off to Junhui's outstretched hand, "Whose is it?" he asked softly and his voice was the one that Yexi's picked up out of the jumble of other voices. Everyone slowly quieted at Mingyu's question.
"Does it matter?"
"Yes it fucking matters!" Seungcheol looked at her in outrage, "Is he an Idol? Does he know? Does the company know? I didn't even know you were dating!"
She looked down at her hands that were folded in her lap, "I'm not."
"How long have you known?" Joshua's soft voice asked.
Yexi avoided eye contact and shrugged, "I mean I thought I might be, but I only took the test today." she mumbled.
"Why didn't you tell us?" Wonwoo asked. She could hear the hurt in his voice and she knew that he was probably wondering why she felt that she couldn't come to him over this.
"Yexi you didn't answer my question." Seungcheol's voice switched from earlier, his deep serious tone had made its arrival.
"Are you asking as my leader or my friend?" She looked over at him.
Seungcheol's hair was sticking every which way due to him running his fingers through it constantly in distress, "Your brother."
"No, he doesn't know and I wouldn't tell the company before I told you guys." she felt Jeonghan's hand slip into hers. She hadn't even realized that her hands were shaking from the anxiety over all of this. She was going to beat the hell out of Chan and Seungkwan when this was all over. She never should have listened to them. Hearing the devastation and disappointment in her members voices was a lot harder to handle than she thought it would be. Her phone ringing made her jump and she paled seeing Jackson's name pop up.
"DID YOU TELL HIM!?" She looked at Junhui but he refused to make eye contact. Just the thought of Junhui sending Jackson a text telling him that she was pregnant was enough to cause her to have a mental breakdown. "Do you know what you've just done? FUCK!" Jackson would actually murder her if he ever found out she was pregnant and now Junhui had to tell him that when it was a prank. She reached over and ignored the call, she knew that it was going to be worse in the long run but she couldn't handle talking to him right now until she handled the chaos that was right in front of her.
"My guess is its Jungkook or Jaehyun, she hasn't been out with anyone else in a while." Chan's attempt at faux whispering was really feeding the fire and not helping in the slightest.
"Chan, Seungkwan, i'm going to murder you for talking me into this." Yexi said in a low voice glaring at the two before looking at Seungcheol. "The two maknae's decided that it would be funny to prank all of you with a fake positive pregnancy test and despite my better judgment I agreed." The two boys winced at her reveal and Chan chuckled hesitantly when he noticed all the members looking at them.
"Uhh. April fools?" Chan said.
Woozi reached over and hit both of them upside the head, "You idiots! Do you realize the heart attack you just gave everyone!?"
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