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Day 16 – Torture

Series: Fullmetal Alchemist

Summary: Alphonse post-promised day recovery arc. He got a bit too excited about stew.

Notes: Rushed to finish it, I hated how this turned out. Oh to waste brain cells on like 3 pieces and ignore the remaining 26. Sighh

Word Count: 1,039

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"It's ready!"

With an astounding speed, Alphonse was standing with newfound determination. His excitement was enough to make a grown man cry. He was first to be seated, though taking momentary pause for the vertigo to pass, having stood too quickly for his body's current limitations.

Everyone gathered around the table, Den padding to sit behind Alphonse's chair. Since his return, the two were nearly inseparable. Den must have missed him.

The stew was served amongst themselves, and Al appreciated that he could plate his own, rather than having it done for him. Den stared up with puppy dog eyes, yearning to have his fill as well. "Noo– I don't think so." A whine followed. He laughed quietly.

The moment of truth came, the moment that he'd been mentally preparing for all week. He even passed on a snack in preparation for this moment (to the vehement dismay of everyone, except Den who ate his food for him). For the time they have been home, he had to recover– Winry worried about refeeding syndrome, after all for 5 years his body was severely deprived of most nutrients.

Recovering meant rather boring meals. Of course he was ecstatic when Granny said she was making stew.

The first bite was divine. He would invent his own Promised Day for this, not up for debate. The flavors were something he thought he was prepared for, until it hit his tongue. It's been so long since he last tasted it, he forgot its taste. A bittersweet moment, no doubt.

"So, how is it?"

Their eyes shifted towards Alphonse, gauging his reaction. Tears welled up in his eyes and he smiled, just nodding as he ate. Pinako smugly chuckled. "Glad you like it." Perhaps too quickly, Al finished his serving. He was giddy with an almost childish delight.

"Could I have seconds?" He asked experimentally. A beat of hesitant silence went right over his head in heat of the moment. They couldn't bring themselves to comment on limiting himself.

"Course!" He beamed in response and served himself another plate.

...

Some time passed and the dishes had been cleared, everyone sitting around and chatting. Alphonse was sitting on the floor with Den, absentmindedly petting him. He began to regret his rash decision to eat more than one serving of stew, feeling the effects.

He felt unusually full, and his stomach hurt. The longer time passed on, it cramped and spasmed and began to churn uncomfortably. Den looked up at Al when he stopped moving his hand, nudging his hand with his snout. Alphonse blinked out of his trance and scratched behind Den's ear.

Noticing the silence from Al, Winry and Edward looked to him. Winry noticed his pallor, and perhaps that troubled expression. "Alphonse, you okay?"

He was about to respond, when he felt something rising in his throat. Almost against his will, he shook his head and scrambled to stand, a hand clamped over his mouth. He hardly made it to the kitchen sink before emptying his stomach. He leaned heavily against the countertop, struggling to hold himself up between the vertigo and lack of strength built up in his legs.

Pinako stood as Winry and Ed rushed to check on Alphonse. Winry's hands cupped her face and Ed's expression completely fell, pure sorrow. The two approached him, Edward helping hold him up and Winry checking on him. Al continued to heave up wave after wave until he was finally empty.

Again. Empty again.

He sunk down to the floor and let out an anguished scream, alerting Den and Pinako to also come to him. As he broke out into sobs, several pairs of arms wrapped around him, gentle and warm.

He flinched, needing to look around to confirm it wasn't the shadows. It felt different, it wasn't cold and sharp, biting little hands with serrated teeth, the embraces were full of warmth and care. He couldn't help but cry harder and melt into their arms. He could identify everyone's arms, their hands, and a steadying metal paw against his thigh. He was empty again, but he's not alone anymore.

"It was too soon," Edward pondered aloud, which didn't quite make him feel any better. When Alphonse just sobbed in response he was quick to backtrack. "I–I meant that..."

"You ate too much too quickly. I should've said something." Winry said, pulling away to look him in the face. Her heart shattered seeing the face of someone so grief-stricken, and over something that shouldn't have been significant— but it was. She couldn't fathom being so excited to just smell, taste, eat food, only for your body to reject it because it hasn't fully recovered its past level of functioning. It's soul-crushing.

"I..." He drew in a gasping breath. "Why...?" Edward clenched his jaw.

"We'll try again, but let's be smart about it this time." Winry reasoned, knowing how torn Edward had to be about it, and didn't want to spare him the chance to mull over his guilt complex, for the mental wellbeing of them both. The last thing Al needed was misplaced pity.

Ed spoke up. "You got excited. And honestly, who could tell someone crying tears of joy to stop?" Seemingly speaking everyone's mind, there came silence. The only sounds were Alphonse's deep breaths and Den's panting and whining. Everyone remained wordless until the room was dead silent. "Come to think of it... We still need to try the apple pie Winry made. I won't let that get ruined for you."

Al was quiet for a moment, sniffling. "True. But I need a minute. I'm going outside to clear my head." He supported himself as he stood, trembling and still feeling a bit weak from the sudden onslaught of vomiting.

His brother nodded. "Course. Just give me a yell and we'll bring you a slice. We'll all sit outside together." They all looked at Den who seemed to understand the meaning of the word 'outside.' Head tilted excitedly and mouth clamping around his tongue seemingly in surprise. "Coming with, Den?" Al smiled softly down at the dog, slightly leaning towards them. He smiled a bit wider when the dog barked, as though saying yes.

"Okay then. See you outside– brother, Winry, granny."

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Day 1 – Unconventional Receptacle

Series: The Great Ace Attorney (DLC trial: Japan Side spoilers)

Summary: Immediately after Kazuma is acquitted from the assault charge. The suspiciously human sized case has more than one unexpected use other than carrying Ryunosuke…

Notes: From the DLC case that really should have been localized

Word Count: 1,416

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"So, this... carrying case. You cannot be seriously considering—" Kazuma shook his head. "Just get in, Naruhodo." This had to work out, all of this sneaky analysis of Ryunosuke's measurements, a custom-tailored box large enough to fit a grown man inside, it needed to work! He seemed impatient.

The events of the earlier trial left him frazzled. He didn't even know he was the defendant! Kazuma felt like a bird flying straight into a window the entire time, floundering for a semblance of reason and the fear of losing everything he worked so hard for, his lifelong dream...

Now he was realizing that all his nerves went straight to his stomach. He held the trial together, stiff as a board, but now that they were outside the supreme court, the fragile infrastructure all came crashing down like a tidal wave.

In classic Kazuma fashion, he convinced himself it was just from hunger and definitely not because of nerves. Because why would he, Asogi Kazuma, be nervous? The two ate and returned to the Mikotoba residence where they would be testing out this method of stowing away a whole person. This needs to work, there's no time for a contingency...

Looking into the storage case was edging his nerve-wrecked stomach. His throat felt as though it was closing whenever he looked at it. So he didn't look at it, eyes trained on the door. Hesitantly swallowing bitter saliva. He knew Ryunosuke was wary of climbing in, but Kazuma didn't have the patience nor time for a new method.

"This really isn't a good idea, Kazuma. Maybe I shouldn't..." Ryunosuke stared into the container, looking back up at his friend who... was avoiding looking at it, pale in the face. But Kazuma's gaze flicked up to Ryunosuke's face with momentary determination. (Call it desperation...)

"Get in!" Ryunosuke sighed loudly. "If I break something, it's your fault..." With that, Ryunosuke put a foot in, maneuvering himself inside— but he was quickly stopped as he just began easing himself inside, a hand being frantically held up. He looked up nervously, to his friend across from him with his other hand clapped firmly over his mouth. What he was not expecting was for Kazuma to say:

"Wait," A beat of silence. "Move."

"Excuse me?"

"Move!" But the English student was dumbfounded, about to ask for a more concise response, but Kazuma pitched over the case retching, Ryunosuke's legs still contorted inside, unable to withhold his stomach contents— needless to say, Ryunosuke froze and found himself caught up in another strange, uncomfortable circumstance. This time, a sticky situation… Seriously, how is he this unlucky?

"Whaahah, ha—?" He sputtered, taken aback by the sight of such a respected person, perfect student, a promising lawyer, his best friend— now vomiting into the storage carrier Ryunosuke was intended to fit inside. What a cruel twist of fate. It's always Ryunosuke at the center of these things...

WHAAAAT?! Ryunosuke feigned composure. He wasn't sure what to do with himself anymore, now that his best friend just puked on him. He didn't want to cause more trouble by making the surroundings dirtier. "Ahh, haah ha...?" He whimpered, unable to even speak due to the shock. "Whaaaht...?"

Meanwhile, Kazuma was still hunched over, now probably too ashamed to ever look up again. Too bad he was distracted by the blatant defiling of the carrying case Ryunosuke was to travel in. What a nightmare...

He spat once or twice before lifting his head, hands braced against the edges of the case while catching his breath. Ryunosuke stared back, surprisingly redder than he himself was. Why was he so flustered?! It took him a moment to find words, but was interrupted by a second wave erupting from the samurai.

Ryunosuke took a deep breath. "Just... Wow." He sighed, still in the same pose as he was when initially climbing inside. Something about the intimacy of this moment made Ryunosuke feel closer to Kazuma somehow. Was it the walls Kazuma built around himself to appear composed? Was it that Ryunosuke was witnessing an uncontrollable, vulnerable act?

What horrified him more, was that he was savoring this moment, as if it were enjoyable. Why is this... kind of...? No, no, NO. I need to never go outside again. His internal dialog made him audibly sigh, frustrated.

He was startled out of his confusing thoughts when he heard Kazuma clear his throat. "So... So sorry, I—" Ryunosuke shook his head. In a moment of wit, he returned with. "No, it's okay. I know exactly what you mean to say." Perhaps the look he gave him was too enthusiastic for the happenings in this room.

Kazuma just buried his face in his hands and sat in silence. Ryunosuke could tell that he was stressed, and couldn't do anything to help him out. He was still quietly gagging while attempting to breathe through the anxiety, and completely tensed up. It made Ryunosuke kind of feel like a bad friend, just sitting here and watching.

"Look. Why don't we do this later? I promise I'll cooperate, since it means so much to you. But now is... not a good time." He suggested, observing the carnage. There was no way that he could sneak past anyone while looking like... this.

"Nonsense." Ryunosuke didn't expect such a sore response. He understood (at least he thought he did), but this felt pent up frustration projecting onto him— metaphorically and literally, apparently. In a very, very unfortunate and messy way.

He made a low noise of acknowledgement, and gradually shifted to attempt to clean up the mess. He realized there was no avoiding getting back out. Kazuma was still stiffly bent over, nearly against his side, and Ryunosuke seriously considered getting Professor Mikotoba. This was borderline scary.

Finally, the other man lifts his head, a hand over his mouth in a last ditch effort to spare the dignity he had left. The rest was quite literally spilled in front of him. "Sorry, I..." Ryunosuke nods this time. "I know. You did try to warn me..." He settled back down to talk.

"I can handle cleaning up. You can even blame it on me—"

"No, I wouldn't…" Ryunosuke was actually quite relieved that his friend was selfless enough not to pin this on him (even if he suggested the idea himself). "And... I want to help. That was gonna be your..." The way Kazuma trailed off was a testament to the disgusting feeling it carried.

Honestly, he'd rather not think about what this case has been through already before he fit himself in it. He couldn't even stomach that yet. I mean, who could? "Yes, I know. Consider it a blood pact sealing our friendship for eternity. Or rather, a..."

"Careful." Kazuma hiccuped. Ryunosuke got the point and glanced away towards the door. Somehow, he dreaded that someone would knock any minute...

"Before anyone comes looking for you, I should work on... this." There was no way to put it lightly, but vague references to it were more than sufficient. "I should help you. It's my own carelessness." He perked up at Kazuma's words and shot him a skeptical look.

"Help yourself first, please." He already got to it, first carefully standing and hopping towards what looked like whatever cloth had polished the case. Perfect, that should... do something! "I can do it. You should really drink some water after that. Anyway! I see this as a bonding—"

"Absolutely not. This is a catastrophe, not a slumber party!" So quick to argue. It seemed Kazuma was bouncing back quite well, if he's already critiquing such a critical situation. "But, Kazuma... I've never really seen you in such a state, you're always so put together. You've seen me like that way too many times for it to even be fair..."

"That... Ugh." The sideways glance said enough, he got the gist. He expected a more concise (and borderline mean) objection, but was grateful that he was spared. "I insist, I won't forgive myself if you're in there and I didn't assist you in cleaning your temporary home!" Ryunosuke cringed, squinting at Kazuma and shot him a look that said "seriously?" The other man conceded.

"Okay. Fine. There's no way I can win a debate against you. But don't push—"

"Say no more, partner. I know what you're meaning to say." Ryunosuke groaned at this statement. "This is what got you into hot water earlier..."

#HELLLLLL YEAHHHHH!!!! #gaa #i haven’t played gaa yet and i really need to get on that #reblog

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i was tagged by @sickficideas and @spiral-abuse to do the 10 fandoms 10 characters 10 tags thing so!!!

1 - one piece - zoro

2 - bungou stray dogs - tachihara (with kunikida as a close second!)

3 - chainsaw man - aki

4 - jujutsu kaisen - megumi

5 - honkai star rail - tentative fu xuan because my favorite changes so often LMAO

6 - full metal alchemist - alphonse

7 - ace attorney - phoenix

8 - danganronpa - kaito

9 - mob psycho 100 - reigen

10 - jjba - mista

i’m not really sure who to tag and i’m very anxious to tag people so?? just feel free to do it if you want 😭 sorry

#asks #??? i guess 😭 #rambles

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points at your whumper & whumpee ask reply

stoic whumpee............. glances at welt

literally one of my main hcs for him is that this man refuses to admit anything is wrong ever. you have to force him to do that. one way or another SBSHDH

(guess who will be my main victim if i decide to do whumpuary HSHDH)

YES YES YES! THIS IS SO TRUE

i feel like star rail is such a good game if you like stoic whumpees… i could make a list but i feel like it would be too long 😭

i love welt a lot i’ve been meaning to write something for him!! but i’m so nervous when it comes to writing for star rail idek why 😭 maybe i’ll whip something up for him for novemetober february edition hehehe

#asks #hsr #welt yang #whump

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sighhhh….. yeahhhhhh 😭😭😭

hey!!! What type of Whumper is your go-to? And what type of Whumpee?

hi tysm for the question!!!!

usually for whumper i go for some sort of outside force if that makes sense? like a mission gone wrong or something like that

BUT. i’m a big fan of like. i’m not really sure how to describe it. charming whumpers? like ones who are really sure of themselves and no one really suspects to be a bad guy because they are so charming and silly and friendly. i’m not sure if that makes sense

also if there are ever any whumpers in business suits… 😊

BIG FAN OF STOIC WHUMPEE. and this doesn’t even have to be the strong or silent type just characters who are not openly vulnerable (something all of my favs have in common lmao)

there’s something so cathartic about a character who has never been vulnerable with someone have their walls torn down and have their peers see their rawest feelings. something so great about them getting the comfort they could never ask for…

im so insane auauaughhhh please yall feel free to send more asks! i love to talk

#i’ve been so crazy about zoro for years #so insane about him auaghhh

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hey!!! What type of Whumper is your go-to? And what type of Whumpee?

hi tysm for the question!!!!

usually for whumper i go for some sort of outside force if that makes sense? like a mission gone wrong or something like that

BUT. i’m a big fan of like. i’m not really sure how to describe it. charming whumpers? like ones who are really sure of themselves and no one really suspects to be a bad guy because they are so charming and silly and friendly. i’m not sure if that makes sense

also if there are ever any whumpers in business suits… 😊

BIG FAN OF STOIC WHUMPEE. and this doesn’t even have to be the strong or silent type just characters who are not openly vulnerable (something all of my favs have in common lmao)

there’s something so cathartic about a character who has never been vulnerable with someone have their walls torn down and have their peers see their rawest feelings. something so great about them getting the comfort they could never ask for…

im so insane auauaughhhh please yall feel free to send more asks! i love to talk

#asks #whump #whump prompt #hurt/comfort #stoic whumpee #charismatic whumper #going insane

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i was freaking out about this to @spiral-abuse a few days ago but i decided to post it because it’s something i’ve been thinking about so much

tw for emeto and just general stomach issues/illness

sanji, being the chef of the straw hats and having all his trauma with starvation, obviously hates when anyone goes hungry. this is canon, we all know this (if you’ve watched/read one piece anyways haha) so i think it would be actual hell if one of his crew mates got so sick they couldn’t keep anything down

for this i’ll use zoro because. i’ve been really autistic about him for years and i love him so much. i think this also works because given the nature of him and sanjis relationship, where neither are very open about how they care about each other, it would just be fun to write 🤷 ill also say that perhaps this is before chopper joined the crew, just to add more angst

zoro is strong, really strong!! i think at this point the only time the crew has seen him in a spot of genuine vulnerability was when he lost to mihawk, and even then he shook that off pretty quick. so when he’s so sick he can’t keep anything down, everyone is already in a panic.

no one has much medical experience, i assume that nami sanji and usopp would do the majority of taking care of him since he can’t really do it himself (luffy would… try… but i don’t think he would do much other than moral support haha)

everyone is nervous but sanji is FREAKED. everything he has tried to give zoro — water, broth, medicine, tea — has come back up within minutes. the crew tries anything to get his nausea down but nothing seems to work

nausea and hunger are in a death battle for zoro, because even if he wanted to eat it still wouldn’t stay down. with how miserable he feels and the fever wracking his brain, he breaks down in front of sanji finally, who can’t understand what he’s saying because all that zoro is saying is feverish mumblings about how miserable he is

sanji feels so shitty, definitely taking some blame and feeling horribly guilty. it’s so awkward because 1: when have he and zoro ever been vulnerable with each other and 2: when has zoro ever broken down like this??

might add more onto this later? just thinking about sick zoro and bumbling caretaker sanji hehehehe

also PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE send me asks about one piece. anything, any character. i’m insane about one piece.

#sickfic #emeto #whump #illness #illness whump #zoro #roronoa zoro #black leg sanji #sanji #nausea #one piece #one piece hcs #straw hat pirates #vomiting #sickfic prompt

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anyways more rambles sorry yall

one of my favorite whump tropes is non sexual intimacy ESPECIALLY in platonic relationships. and one of my favorite acts of non sexual intimacy is bathing or washing it’s just. UGHHH

a character whose too sick to do much and has just been lying in their own filth for days until their friend finds them and decides to give them a bath… they are so drained that they have to fight not to fall asleep in the warm water.. it helps soothe their churning tummy and relax their muscles and auauauaghgh i’m going insane

or maybe two characters just got back from some sort of mission/fight. one is covered in blood and cuts and all sorts of injuries and their partner has to gently clean their wounds and wash them. they can’t hide the small grimaces of pain and hisses when their partner hits a sensitive spot

auuuugghh i just love this trope so much

#whump #whump scenario #whump prompt #sick character #sickfic #illness #illness whump #injury #bathing together #nonsexual intimacy #platonic relationships

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bleghhh i thiiink. i might participate in the february emeto challenge??? im a slow writer so likely i wont finish anything 😭 but i think i will try!!!

feel free to send in any requests and i promise i will try and get them done 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

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SUDDENLY: Yukong being a mother figure

A thought popped into my head and now Yukong going mom mode is on the brain

i disappeared from my sleepiness but i’m awake again SOOOO TRUE!!!!!!!! i love you yukong 😭

#hsr #yukong #sickfic #whump

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aughh tummy aches from overeating my beloved 😋 who do you think would be most prone?

omg bug this is a fantastic question I've been thinking about it for a few days while this has been in my ask box...i think Tachihara is super prone to this, he definitely eats without thinking when he's having dinner with other people and chattin it up...sitting there groaning with a hand on his tummy and complaining about how he doesn’t feel too good by the end...Dazai too, his irregular eating habits make it so he's not used to over eating and he'll make himself feel pukey by accident when he's snacking...another one would be Sigma too, stress eating for sure, already feeling nauseous from stress and then being Really Actually nauseous from accidently stuffing himself as a result of the stress lol...miserable and hunched over in a chair and breathing around it all....whewwww

#goes insane #hehehehhehe i love these

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random BUT i project onto yanqing and one of my hcs is ✨️neurodivergent✨️. unintentionally masks neurodivergent behavior because of his fixation on looking 'mature', he isn't even aware of the hypothetical autism/adhd. he mistakes it as he's being childish and suppresses a lot of typical mannerisms and patterns under that impression

this part is mainly important because one of my whump hcs is that he's hypersensitive to all sensations and being touched when he has a fever. and i've been writing a follow up to the fic i wrote and there's a part where he sorta snaps when jing yuan covers him up because he's overstimulated and miserable and still recovering from the psychological trauma he endured in recent quests, just like— every little thing.

and ofc jing yuan is surprised because this never happens since the little spitfire is usually healthy, and usually doesn't outright yell around him. and he just doesn't leave his weaknesses exposed even to his mentor. i imagine yanqing just doesn't yell that often, he speaks more through his actions since he is a prodigy swordsman. seeing him so agitated and pressed and having such a visceral reaction to something seemingly insignificant really would just catch jing yuan off guard.

i'm sure he is fully aware of a few oddities about yanqing and how he interacts with things, but even so i imagine he is very careful not to overreact in public or around colleagues and around the general. like a self-imposed image of 'normal' and 'mature' in a way?

cue overthinking and feeling like he's failing him as a parental figure because yanqing has no known family, like it is not even really touched on if he's a long-lived species. we can assume he is, but mentioning his lineage is UNKNOWN in bold letters really strikes me as some implication that they can't tell themselves/it is deliberately hidden.

idk but it's jing yuan 'guilty about not knowing much about yanqing' hours. emotional whump for the father figure so he isn't left out 🫠

this became an info dump but TL;DR — i hc yanqing as autistic and he misinterprets these signs as he's being immature // jing yuan feels guilty because he knows nothing about yanqing and feels like he doesn't trust him at all

i wanna see them happy but today i chose this

HELLO!!!! i am also neurodivergent (asd & adhd) and I LOVE TOBPROJECT MY SHIT ONTO FICTIONAL CHARACTERS!!!

i don’t really have much to add on to your info dump other than i do really relate to it as someone who has also tried to suppress my needs to mask!! i really love when people hc characters are neurodivergent and do it in a way that others can relate to rather than something that’s demeaning, because i have seen it be portrayed in a negative way too :(

i hc sooo many characters as nd in star rail aughhh if you ever want to talk about this please hmu i love talking about characters 😭

#hsr #whump #sickfic #rambles

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What games are you up to in Ace Attorney?? 👀

like 😭😭 the middle of the second one lmao

i’m super slow when it comes to playing games

#rambles

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i’m suchhhh a big sucker for phoenix wright do you have any sickfic hcs for him 😭

(specifically emeto or just tummy ache related, but anything related to sickness is ‼️‼️❤️❤️‼️)

Not many but lemme give this a shot!!!

I 100% wanna do more of these with other characters, I had fun coming up with these 🫶

-Phoenix the kinda guy that chewed glass laced with poison but is floored by a tummyache, he gets really mopey

-Doesn't really like bothering other people about it,,, BUT if he's asked he owns up to it instantly

-Just can't lie about it. So used to hurting himself that he doesn't even hide when he's feeling bad

-Can always tell if he's feeling poorly because he LOOKS sad, he unintentionally looks distraught and doesn't notice his own expression until at least 2 people ask if he's ok

-100% gets motion sickness

-Doesn't get stomach related illnesses often, rather he just makes bad judgments and learns the hard way 💀

-Probably finds this worse than actually catching a bug because at least catching something isn't entirely his own fault

-Neutral about throwing up, prolly because experience just desensitized him (unlike Edgeworth who I imagine has at least 3 panic attacks while vomiting)

-He's that guy who just keeps gagging, like it's comical how long this goes on

-Weird description of how he sounds is when someone fake gags to make other people gag. As you can prolly guess his retches are misinterpreted

-Mia, Maya or Edgeworth have def learned the hard way that no, this is 100% for real and Phoenix is going to vomit

-Over with pretty quickly unless he's sick sick, then he will camp there until he can catch his breath

-Does not rlly like being cared for, but does enjoy the company!!!! Kinda dude who calls his friends to hang out and they see him bundled up in layers and double-masking for extra measure

-Gets bronchitis at least once a year and definitely has had pneumonia once or twice, gets colds like once every season

-Sneezes multiple times in a row, highest number consecutively is probably around 9 times

-Sensitive to weather changes!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Paranoid about medicine after everything w/ Dahlia so he is definitely one who just tries any remedy he finds online or asks a friend for some

-Literally can't do sweets, he always feels so shitty afterwards

-Gets so sick after drinking after stopping (pretty sure he did go through a brief period of alcoholism pre Apollo Justice before quitting for Trucy's sake?? If not that's my personal hc)

-Surprisingly not patient 0, that's fucking Edgeworth (Phoenix doesn't deny it and properly takes precautions to protect others 💀💀, he's always the last to get it)

#AHHHH #ace attorney #reblog #god i love these so much #i love you phoenix wright i really need to finish playing the ace attorney games #emeto #sickfic #whump #stomach ache #agfhhhhh

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points at your latest ask answer.... Do I see another Dr Ratio lover......

He's so stupid I wanna shake him around (affectionate)

He seems to be a person that will call his friend a fucking idiot but also go save that friend immediately when something happens. Also I just know he's the type to get /pissed/ when he sees injuries on said friend. And that actually makes me want to write a fanfic like this idk!! hahsshdhd

YESSS!!! he would be such a good reluctant caretaker.. he’s so funny and silly aughhh!!! he’s also just such good whump material i want to beat him up

#hsr #rambling #dr ratio

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aughhhhh. this is how i feel about everything ever. i love a good ship but god there is such a huge lack of platonic whump/sickfic content!!!! maybe i just feel that way because im aroace? idk

Do you ship them?

[]Yes

[]No

[x] I just want to put them in a room together and observe their dynamic under different circumstances and what-ifs all the while making notes like I am some kind of animal behaviorist.

#rambling #i just love friendship

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Did the recent quests and holy shit, Dr. Ratio is so pretty. I imagine he's the kinda guy that wears that sculpture mask to hide how he looks when hes sick 👀👀

AHHH YES! he’s def the kind of guy to just ignore his illness and hide it from everyone else, and his sculpture masks just make it so much easier! to his benefit and his detriment as well 😭 he’s probably the type of guy to think it helps keep others from getting sick… and maybe it does but since it’s over his entire face it does not help him AT ALL! god i lobe this guy

#hsr #dr ratio #hsr headcanons #sickfic #whump