Lucifer: *drunk* I have a crush on Alastor. He's so handsome, especially his ears and tail…
Lucifer: Promise you won't tell anyone!!!
Alastor: …
Alastor: I promise
Shisui: Oh hey, Fugaku-sama! Didn't expect to see you here, at your house! Ah, me and Itachi? Well, you see we were sparring - yes in the living room, theres lots of space here - and in the tussle our shirts suddenly came off and we landed on the couch on top of each other. Wild how that happens, right? Btw I think you need to vacuum
Fugaku:
shisui get the fuck out of my living room and my son