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THE ONIONVERSE THEORY

dear audience,

we live in an onion. an infinite onion. this onion has holes in it that can be used to move from one layer of onion to other layers of onion. this is not the same as the wormhole. the onion and the wormhole are different.

the onion:

• infinite layers

• easy transport between layers

• holes take you down the layers

- like poop going out the arse

+ however, the hole does not require stretching

• after last layer there is death

- inevitable

- punishment

• gravity-safe

the wormhole:

• no layers

• no layers so no transport

• hole = death

- inevitable

- not at all like poop

- no last layer

+ just death

× death from 'hole eat you'

÷ not punishment

• not gravity safe

- you fall off on the so called "other side"

- since the gravity is the same as the surface you went through it would still be the same

• holes are linked

- there is a connection

this is how the onion and holes work compared to the wormhole. there are many differences between them and those differences help prove which theory is correct. the correct theory is the onion one as it is the most simplistic and easiest to understand. it does not need explanations. although the wormhole theory is more complex, it is wrong. complicated doesnt equal the right answer. the answer to the question that wasnt asked but still got an answer is: "the onionverse is true and the wormhole theory is false"

therefore,

onionverse: ✅

wormhole: ❌

#outer space #space #black hole #wormhole #wormhole theory #theory #space theory #onion #onionverse #universe #theories #send help #please help #im so smart #imagine a constipated black hole #im a genius #science #astronomy #cosmology #astrophysics #scientists #im so sorry #i didnt mean to #i didnt mean to be so smart #it wasnt my intention to be a genius #its not my fault #please believe me i tried my best to keep it in

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i want to start posting cryptic shit until someone finds out its just inside jokes and my humour

#jokes #cryptic #humour #idk what to post

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he feels it now

#can you feel it now mr krabs #is that even how you spell it #crabs or krabs #or is it just crab #please help #there were 2 tag options as please help and i put them both #my head hurts #my head is an animal #why does that tag exist why is your head an animal #please am i seriously this dumb

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yeha im BORING

B- Biromanyic

O- Online

R- really fuckinf stupid

I- idiotic

N- Never bothered to do.shit

G- good at crying over hxh

#yeah im boring #boring #very boring #extremely boring #the boringest

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THIS BITCH FUCKING KILLED ME AGAIN WHAT IS THIS STUPID FUCKING GAME BUTCH FUCK YOU AND YOUR COOL ASS "Invulnerable" YOU FUCKING BITCH IM TRYING TO BE COOL AND ALL YOU DO IS FUCKING GET TO LIKE 1 HEALTH THEN NEVER FUCKING DIE

#hisoka did it again #im so heartbroken

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he's so strong. yeah you can bring his HP down to really low but after that its just. you trying everything to make any attack work. because he's just there. Invulnerable. to any attacks. like,, he's just there mocking your strength. yeah you might deal 5k damage in one hit but. that's nothing to him. he's Invulnerable. that attack did nothing. he's just there. and then the entire thing gets really calm and there's just a card flying at you every once in a while,,. and that card is why you got defeated.. and getting pissy won't do anything. he's still there Invulnerable. all you can do is wait

#vague post #why is vague posting about hisoka in will of nen so fun #that bitch is invincible for like a minute then silva fucking BEATS THE LIVING SHIT out of him #hisoka i- #THE WHOLE FIGHT GETS SO CALM AND HES JUST THROWING YOU CARDS #BITCH FUCKING KILLED ME LIKE THAT #RIP SHIZUKU 2020 #it was so sad #shizuku.... #IT WAS JUST *everyone but silva and shizuku fuckijg die* #*silva also dies a second after doing his special attack thing THAT DID NOTHINF BECAUSE HISOKA IS A DICKHEAD* #*hisoka throws card after 39 minutes of calmness* #*SHIZUKU FUCKING DIES* #SHE NEARLY GOT TO DO HER ATTACK #THERE WERE 2 SECONDS LEFT AND THEN SHE COULD DO IT..... #BUT HISOKA #i killed him the next fight tho so its fine #it definitely wasnt 3 hours later after deciding to star up feitan #hisoka #fucking #THE FUCKING CARD #bitch

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in the sims i always made 2 floors and put the kitchen on the top floor and the dining room on the bottom one to induce anxiety into my sims

#the sims #the sims was amazing #i miss it #so much #it was so addictive for the first two days

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living with constarroeha is probably so hard

#like #the poor hole #nothing comes out but when it does #its liquidy #the toilet too #it must be suffering #diarrhoea #constipation #constarroeha

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#noodles #THIS IS THE BEST FOOD

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this game feels like a fever dream we all collectively hallucinated

#games #gaming #purble place #it was so beautiful #but so scary #i played it like 8 hours a day #every day

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good things about adulthood:

• you dont have to do pe

• bedtime is whenever

• wake up time is also sometimes whenever

• less homework hopefully

• you can play with as much liquid soap as you want while washing your hands

• you can go into the bath in full clothes then scream loudly while crying and nobody will bother you

bad things about adulthood:

• money

• jobs

• time is now against you

• everything is against you

• you're the one who buys things

• laundry

• everything

• you need to understand what responsibility means when you're not ready

• probably need to do the dishes

• scary

#adulthood #i dont want to be an adult #help #i want to act like a slug on the couch not cook food

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forgot to mention its my sisters pee jar

theres a jar of pee in the bathroom

#MY SISTER HAS A JAR FULL OF PISS WHAT DO I DO

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theres a jar of pee in the bathroom

#pee #who in their right mind #puts a pee jar in a bathroom #its a bathroom #theres a toilet #whay the fuck #im scared #i labeled it #now theres just a post it note on it #it has been named the pee jar #ok but if they dont pee in jars in the sims then why is there a pee jar

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what if the duolingo owl sent out a cyborg specifically crafted for eliminating you if you do not beg for your life in spanish and kiss its feet

#doulingo #is going to murder your ankles #duo bouta pull a sangwoo like #wait its not even duo its the cyborg #cyborg bouta pull a sangwoo like #THIS SOMEHOW REMINDED ME OF GUNDHAM TANAKA

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i just heard a bark and it wasnt my dad

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agreed

opals look fake tbh

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#bokuto