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I always hated when daylight savings time would end because teachers would always hit u with the “yOu sLEpt aN eXtrA hOUr” excuse. Well golly gee whiz, I’m suddenly no longer fatigued and prepared to take a biology test at 8.02 a.m.

#funny #joke #sarcasm #meme #memes #school memes #school

[deefeeoree]

The trees: *exist*

Me: nice

The trees: *rustle slightly in the breeze*

Me: nice

[deefeeoree]

“Ahhhh FML!!!!!!!!” I shout confidently before smiling and turning to my assistant. “Frantic miniature lemons, right?” I whisper.

#fml #acronym #joke #jokes #funny #meme #memes #humor #comedy

[deefeeoree]

Hm. *debunks you*

[deefeeoree]

Benny Harlem, an aspiring singer, songwriter, and model, holds the Guinness Book of World Records’ title for tallest high top afro at 52.07 cm (20.5 inches). Photos with his daughter Jaxyn have taken social media by storm.

[deefeeoree]

reblog if ur only personality trait is having frizzy hair

#curlyhair #curly hair #frizzy #frizzyhair #hair #personality traits #reblog #funny #meme #reblog meme

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Unique Pressed Flowers and Butterflies iPhone cases: dried blue hydrangea case and dried field flowers and plants case 

Handmade by Vapour Roses

[deefeeoree]

fall out boy confuses me so much ‘we could be immortals just not for long’ IMMORTAL BUT NOT FOR LONG what do y’all think immortals ARE??? dumbasses

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[deefeeoree]

*adds “buddy boy” to the end of my insult to ensure I don’t cause catastrophic destruction bcuz deep down I hate making ppl sad and i am baby pls dont take it seriously*

#i'm baby #joke #idk how tumblr works #pls go easy on me

[deefeeoree]

the lack of tiny little woodland creatures asking me to follow them into their world so I can help them save it from a misunderstood witch is upsetting

#creatures #goblincore