Lily: What the hell happened?!
Remus: all I remember is Sirius saying “I swear it will be funny” and then we were in jail
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nvm i figured it out lol
Im alive???
so I just got back and I hate the new updates. Like why cant I see peoples full blogs anymore? And now that we cant see each others full themes and stuff, what’s the point in even customizing our themes?
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donate to an abortion fund rn <33
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*taps a microphone* hey, uh, anyone see that new tumblr update where long posts are partially hidden? but when you click “expand” the posts aren’t even that long? yeah, heh, it looks like tumblr’s got the same definition of “long” that my ex-boyfriend did. *two drums and a cymbal fall from the ceiling and i am instantly killed*
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Im alive???
so I just got back and I hate the new updates. Like why cant I see peoples full blogs anymore? And now that we cant see each others full themes and stuff, what’s the point in even customizing our themes?
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I may not simp for Draco as much now but I still love the adorable cutie
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Sweet Like Cherry, Burns Like Hellfire (D.M. x Reader) - Vol. 2
Pairing: Mob!Draco x Stripper!Reader
Summary: He never really had a choice. He was but a boy when he signed his life away to Tom Riddle and started doing his dirty work. He was cold, heartless and ruthless until he met her…his precious flower.
Warnings: mature language, themes, smut, filthy talking, fist fight, mentions of violence. drinking, voyeurism, public sexual acts, reader discretion is highly advised. Please make sure you read the warning before proceeding.
A/n: I missed writing smut so this story is a bit on the smutty side. Still wanted there to be plot though. Tom Riddle is not Voldemort in this one if that makes sense. If you want to picture him, picture him from Chamber of Secrets before he became bald and noseless. 🤧. I am just having some fun with the plot for this. Pls take with a pinch of salt if you may.
Words: 3000
Reblogs and feedback are always welcome
Masterlist/ Vol. 1
She knows he’s watching.
So she swings her hips with the music as she crosses the stage in that bejeweled bustier she picked out just for him. She knows what the colour red does to him. She knows exactly how he reacts to it, so she uses it to her advantage. She wields it like a lethal weapon.
Keep reading
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Sweet Like Cherry, Burns Like Hellfire (D.M. x Reader) - Vol. 2
Pairing: Mob!Draco x Stripper!Reader
Summary: He never really had a choice. He was but a boy when he signed his life away to Tom Riddle and started doing his dirty work. He was cold, heartless and ruthless until he met her…his precious flower.
Warnings: mature language, themes, smut, filthy talking, fist fight, mentions of violence. drinking, voyeurism, public sexual acts, reader discretion is highly advised. Please make sure you read the warning before proceeding.
A/n: I missed writing smut so this story is a bit on the smutty side. Still wanted there to be plot though. Tom Riddle is not Voldemort in this one if that makes sense. If you want to picture him, picture him from Chamber of Secrets before he became bald and noseless. 🤧. I am just having some fun with the plot for this. Pls take with a pinch of salt if you may.
Words: 3000
Reblogs and feedback are always welcome
Masterlist/ Vol. 1
She knows he’s watching.
So she swings her hips with the music as she crosses the stage in that bejeweled bustier she picked out just for him. She knows what the colour red does to him. She knows exactly how he reacts to it, so she uses it to her advantage. She wields it like a lethal weapon.
Keep reading
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Hello!
I loved your soulmate au with Remus are you going to write part 2?
lsd;akjfldjs l am SO sorry. I have no clue how long ago you asked me this, but i will write it if you would like. It wasn't originally a plan, but I loved writing that fluff so of course I will <3. It should be out in id say 3-4 days because I've been on a mental health break as of recent, and I need to finish my sub! James potter smut. Thank you so much for your request my love <3333333333
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Julie Manet with cat, Pierre-Auguste Renoir (detail)
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hey guys. so im not dead :)
Hello everyone!!!! I know that i have said this countless times :) b u t Im so so so sorry for being this in-active as of late. Please keep in mind that I am i minor, so I have my studies, clubs, and other accounts to run. I won’t sit here and lie to any of you beautiful people, so tbh none of the reasons listed above where why I fell off the face of the earth. I’ve once again fallen into the pool of self loathing and just had to settle into a new living situation. Now that everything is cleared up for the most part I will start posting again. <3 - Lils
Works in progress~ Sub! James Potter
Works for other writing blogs~ Lu Carr smut on @ginsy-in-wonderland , and Peter parker fluff on @peters-venom
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Hello everyone!!!! I’m sorry I was gone so long, I had to take a break for my mental health, but I’m going to go back to posting regularly. Please keep in mind that I have two other fanfic accounts. ⬇️⬇️⬇️
Current works:
Peter Parker fluff on @peters-venom
Lucien Carr smut on @ginsy-in-wonderland
James Potter ~sub!~ smut on @draco-and-tom
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james potter is NOT a dom. wtf are you guys on?
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just watched 11:11 for the 5th time today, i am not okay.
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