eldrytchcryptid

[eldrytchcryptid]

*tryna get my packer to behave cause it's rubbin uncomfortably against me*

"bro stop being a fuckin dick."

*stops walking*

"fuck's sake lmao"

#trans #trans man #transmasc #bottom growth #packer

[eldrytchcryptid]

Me: I bet I could lift that thing

Coworker: Use your knees, you'll do in your back otherwise

Me: Nah my knees are shit plus I'm like strong now

*a few minutes later*

Me: Guess what

#if it isnt the consequences of my own actions #i still managed to lift it tho #when you just get those manly urges and you gotta punch something #testosterone #trans #trans man #transgender

[eldrytchcryptid]

Bruh can my brain pick a lane?

One side is like yes feed me the horrors I want to know all the tragic, bloodcurdling stories in books and video games like fallout I must watch the show and get back into all those wretched things

Other side is like no my brain hurt too much depression please feed me bluey episodes

#mental health #lore #hyperfixation #autism #adhd

[eldrytchcryptid]

I am not responsible for the person I will become if my mother calls me a lesbian one more time.

#trans #trans man #transgender #transphobia

[eldrytchcryptid]

Ok lmao it's not just when I'm laughing now, my guys just crackling all over the shop now I can hardly get a sentence out at times

anyone else's first and most intense indication that their voice was cracking during laughter?

like tboy laughter is fuckin hilarious (and also so painful :')

#trans #transgender #trans man #testosterone #voice cracking

[eldrytchcryptid]

Thank you for the meal 😌

have you drawn du drow wearing the wavemother's robe? 👀

Now I have.

#bg3

[eldrytchcryptid]

The way I'm grateful this isn't canon because I would not be able to hold myself back if he were

*mildly feral noises*

Just a normal, average, everyday tiefling.

#astarion #baldurs gate 3 #art

[eldrytchcryptid]

Sims 4 infants have NO BUSINESS being that fucking cute

#Sims 4 #the sims #sims infants

[eldrytchcryptid]

U guys ever nut so hard you get a headache?

#2 1/2 months on t #bottom growth #trans #trans man #testosterone #stroker

[eldrytchcryptid]

I'm too invested in my children please help

Using my preteen girl's self's lifelong obsession to make myself a wife and kids in sims where we fall in love and create a happy family cause I'm sad

I'm sure it's normal and healthy 🫠

#sims 4

[eldrytchcryptid]

Having to accept that one of my kids will be a dinosaur autistic, and hoping one of them will be a space autistic too

I also ended up making a poly throuple cause like turns out 3 Sims looking after kids is better than 2

Using my preteen girl's self's lifelong obsession to make myself a wife and kids in sims where we fall in love and create a happy family cause I'm sad

I'm sure it's normal and healthy 🫠

#sims 4 #autism #poly

[eldrytchcryptid]

The Afrikaans and autism urges combined🔥

#fire #bonfire #braai #afrikaans #autism

[eldrytchcryptid]

you think brandy’s baby will be a boy or girl

🤔 I have no idea tbh - I'm more interested to see if the creators make it a "she and her husband have succeeded getting pregnant" or if she's got a donor or somethin

I'm always excited to see what bluey does next tbh

#bluey the sign #bluey

[eldrytchcryptid]

OH MY GOD BRANDY IS PREGNANT!!!!

#bluey #bluey the sign

[eldrytchcryptid]

Guess who got so ill he forgot his testosterone yesterday 🥲

#its the second time this month #im a sickly victorian child #trans #trans man #testosterone #sick

[eldrytchcryptid]

Anyone else feel their brain cells declining on T? Like I ask my brain for an intellectual thought and I just get "penis" or "balls" or "boobies" or some shit 😭

#trans #trans man #testosterone #transgender #trans hrt

[eldrytchcryptid]

Using my preteen girl's self's lifelong obsession to make myself a wife and kids in sims where we fall in love and create a happy family cause I'm sad

I'm sure it's normal and healthy 🫠

#trans #sims 4 #trans man #coping mechanism