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Garcia: oh my god! Look! It’s Hotch and Emily. The plan is working!

Morgan: Muhah-

Garcia: don’t do the plan laugh.

Meanwhile..

Hotch: The first dates we’ve had in months and they’re both such disasters.

Emily: ..huh. It is weird, That Garcia would set me up on a date that was awful, on the same night that Morgan set you up on a date that didn’t even show.

Hotch: wait a minute.. You don’t think it was intentional..That’s just stupid.

At the same time..

Morgan: We’re geniuses! Look at them! look at them! They’re bonding.

Garcia: Oh yeah. they’re falling in love all over again.

Also Garcia: oh they see us! Oh- they-they look mad..Oh they figured it out. Oh they’re coming this way. Run!

Morgan: where?!

Garcia: MEXICO!

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Rossi after finding out about Hotchniss: Aaron I swear to god if you break my daughter’s heart, I’ll break your fucking kneecaps and shove strawberries down your throat.

Hotch (who is Allergic to strawberries): Y’know there was a time you used to refer to me as your son.

Rossi: I never once referred to you as my son. I referred to you as my hellion.

Hotch: That time you almost had a heart attack because I ate strawberry shortcake and you stabbed me with my epi-pen, smacked me upside the head and then you called me son.

Emily: bro just let me have a father, don’t ruin this for me.

Hotch: Emily. If you call me bro one more time I swear, I’m actually gonna dump you.

Garcia: am I the only one concerned about the fact he ate something he was allergic to?

Reid: he might’ve not known it was strawberry cheesecake?

Rossi: it had strawberry’s on top.

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Rossi yelling in Italian: Ehi! piccoli stronzi! allontanati dalla mia cucina! giuro sul fottuto dio Emily. se metti un altro dannato piede nella mia bellissima cucina!

Emily with one foot inside his kitchen: Dave! That fire was so last week. We should have kitchen privileges again!

Rossi: Never. Never again in my life will the pair of you set a foot in my kitchen. Mark my words mia figlia. Mark my words

Morgan: don’t you think your being a tad bit dramatic Rossi?

Rossi: don’t even talk to me rn.

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Hotch: Just let me go in. I’ll talk to him without my gun and I’ll come out fine.

Morgan: Hotch I don’t think that’s a great idea man.

Rossi: I’ll have to ask your mother first.

Hotch:

Rossi pulls out an ouija board

JJ: Have you had that with you the whole trip?-

Rossi: Is Aaron allowed to almost get himself killed?

Gideon: N-O

Rossi: sorry kid. Your mom said no.

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Will: so I have this rock, it’s very beautiful.

Also Will: Emily gave it to me.

Hotch: I watched her throw it at you

Will: she’s very sweet.

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Will: Jennifer- Come on! Talk to me please!

JJ: I can’t even look at you right now!

*in another room*

Emily: what?

Derek: nothing- nothing!

Emily: JJ said everything was okay?

Penelope: what are they talking about?

JJ: just get away from me!

Will: it was a mistake! I made a mistake! Okay?

JJ: A mistake? What were you trying to put it in? Her purse?!

Penelope: Whe-Where did he put it??

JJ: Will. You had sex with another woman.

Penelope: *gasp*

Emily: oh my god.

Penelope: ugh. I knew something had to be wrong because my fingernails did not grow at all yesterday.

Aaron: yeah- Well- I guess they had a fight and he got drunk-

Emily: *gasp and smacks both Morgan and Hotch on the heads* you guys knew about this and didn’t tell us?!

Morgan: he had sex and we get hit in our heads?!

JJ opening the door: Y’know what. I want you to leave. Get outta here. Just Get out. Now!

Will: no. No I want to stay. I want to talk about this.

JJ: okay. Alright. How was she?

Morgan: uh oh.

Note that by now, they all have an ear against the door and Emily is on Hotch’s back.

Will: wh-what??

JJ: was she good?

Aaron: don’t answer that!

JJ: come on Will! You said you wanted to talk about it, let’s talk about it! How was she?!

Will: she was..

Morgan: awful. Horrible! Nothing compared to you!

Aaron at the same time: she was not good. Not good. Not good!

Will: she- she was different!

Morgan: ouuwwh.

Aaron: uh oh.

JJ: good different?

Will: Nobody likes change? I-

JJ then goes on to attack him with a magazine.

Penelope: should we do something??

Aaron: yeah, Never cheat on JJ.

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Rossi: Hey..so how did it go with Haley? Did you break her heart?

Hotch: yeah..it was horrible.

Hotch: she cried. I cried

Hotch: she threw things..

Hotch: They hit me.

Morgan: so you’re leaving her for Emily, why again?

Hotch: I haven’t left her for Emily before?

Morgan: no I meant why do you want to leave her for Emily of all people.

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Emily: do you want to know my favourite type of tea?

Hotch: not particularly. No.

Emily: it’s you Shaw-TEA!

Hotch: *walks towards the door and opens it*

Emily: bro I gave you a love confession and now your gonna walk away?

Hotch: no. I was opening the door for you. Get out. Get out of my house.

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Emily randomly on a night out w the team: It’s always Ily but never IwtmyIwthkwyIwtbuahIwtsdagowyIwtdwi110yoiyaIdw48uhIwal

JJ: What??

Morgan: Pretty-boy can you like. Translate that or something??

Reid: I-I have no idea what she said.

Rossi: what has my life come to?? I’m going home.

Hotch: I don’t want to know. I really don’t.

Garcia: OML!! Totally!!

Rossi:..you understood that??

Emily and Garcia with the same tone of voice: I want to marry you, I want to have kids with you, I want to build us a house, I want to settle down and grow old with you, I want to die when I’m 110 years old in your arms, I don’t want 48 Uninterrupted hours. I want a lifetime.

JJ: Oh! Greys anatomy!!

Hotch:…I’m too drunk to deal with this.

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Reid, Concerned: is someone going to stop them? They’re gonna hurt each-other!

Hotch watching Morgan and Prentiss fight: I think they’re okay.

Also Hotch watching Morgan slam Prentiss onto the ground: They’re fine.

Reid: We need to stop them!

Hotch watching Emily try to choke Morgan: They’re fine Reid. This is how siblings fight.

JJ watching Emily pull out a knife: What the fu-

Hotch watching Morgan also pull out a knife: it’s normal for siblings to fight. Sean once chased me with a hammer.

Reid, horrified: A hammer?!

Hotch nodding: mhm. But that was only after I threw him through a window.

JJ and Reid staring at him:

Hotch, defensively: it was on the first floor! He only sprained his Ankle!

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Andrew, To Emily: I love you

Emily: wrong number

Andrew:..you are standing in front of me

Emily: wrong address

Andrew:

Emily: please leave a message after the tone.

Derek overhearing: Beep.

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Will: *sigh* okay, okay look, you guys know that JJ and I slept together but there's something else

Also Will, Avoiding the Prentiss glare: JJ’s pregnant!

Morgan: OH MY GOD CAN'T BELIEVE IT

Prentiss (at the same time): HOLY MOTHER OF GOD

Will:...with MY child.

Prentiss: THAT IS BRAND NEW INFORMATION

Reid: :O

Will: *takes a minute* ..you already know, don't you?

Prentiss: Little bit

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Reid: Sometimes I just wanna punch everyone who makes me upset in the face and run away

Prentiss: What’s stopping you?

Reid: …H-human decency?-

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Hotch and Emily having a discussion after Emily tried to set Will on Fire for the fifth time today.

Hotch: name a way to be nice to Will

Prentiss: Don’t kill him.

Hotch:

Prentiss:

Hotch: setting the bar a little low but I’ll allow it

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Prentiss: I haven’t slept in three weeks and I can now smell colours and taste questions, but it’s fine because this is what it’s like to ascend to god-hood

Hotch: get yourself to the hospital you f*cking heathen, that’s not a good thing

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Prentiss: Hey Hotch, if I punch myself in the face and it hurts am I weak or strong?

Hotch, staring in disappointment: An idiot. Is what you are.

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Will and JJ’s first date night after the team had found out.

Will: *hearing music* Who and what is that?

JJ: *sighs* this is what I get every time I go on a date, take a look

Will: *shrugs and opens the window looking down*

Emily: *Holding up speakers blaring ‘treat you better’ by Shawn mendes*

JJ: go home Emily!

Emily: I WILL GET YOU ONE DAY!

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