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If you remember just anything about the Creepypasta fandom, you should know that Jeff the Killer and Jane Eternal (not to be confused with Jane the Killer) – are basically V and Evey from «V for Vendetta», but for 12 year olds.

#creepypasta #jeff the killer

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I like this take, but I always thought that instead of Torries, Ventrue are the best match for Nosferatu for some reason

The VTM subreddit had some discussion of Nosferatu/Toreador romance the other day but the peak inter-clan pairing for me will always be Salubri/Tzimisce.

It’s the rich contrast between “I was created to be a healer. My touch erases pain and casts out evil. I can’t even feed if it would cause suffering, even if I am on the edge of starvation. My clan’s progenitor described his childer as lambs made to be sacrificed,” versus “Other clans know me by a word that means ‘demon.’ My hands are tools of torture and mutilation and even acts that are attempts at reconstruction rather than ripping apart are agonizing. My blood ties me to the land and the land is poison. The power that is my greatest strength is also a disease that is eating me from the inside out.“

It’s “Your abilities indelibly mark you as an enlightened savior while mine mark me as a horrifying monster.” It’s “I worship you because you’re everything I could never be.” It’s “I was doomed from the start but maybe if I take on the burden of violence so you can stay pure, I can find some kind of redemption.” It’s “I adore you but I’m terrified to touch you.” It’s “We couldn’t be more different, but we are both united in the horror of knowing we have no choice but to be exactly what we are.”

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Transformers Prime is a series about the dangers of drugs through showing how Starscream is slowly going crazy because of them.

#transformers #transformers prime #tfp #tfp starscream #dark energon

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When I was 12 I wrote and almost finished in one of my notebooks a vampire comedy novel about this girl I projected onto, who was a poor peasant from a village at the foot of the Carpathians, and she got so tired of her life that she decided to take advantage of the local legend about a vampire sleeping hundreds of years in the castle somewhere in the mountains (meaning, to rob it and become rich), but then she accidentally woke him up, and, in order to not be eaten, she somehow became his servant. The vampire was at first very confused why he was put asleep for so long in the first place, but then quickly remembered than he was pursuing his goal – to become a daylight vampire and that he almost succeeded, but was betrayed by his previous servant-lover, who put him into tomb, thinking he was dead. Now this girl had to figure out how to escape from the castle (while taking with her as much money and goods as she could), and the vampire had to continue his ambition, planning to use her in some kind of ritual, I don't remember. At the end I wanted them to kiss and decide that «fuck it, it's not that complicated» and start travelling the world – or, alternatively, they would all die in a horrific soul-wrenching tragedy, because 12 year old fanfic writers are dramatic.

That notebook I wrote this into was left at my mother's house and likely was completely destroyed or thrown away, but I still remember the plot... I think. I don't know if I should write and publish it online though.

#vampires #novel #writing #writers on tumblr #eastern europe #vampire

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Sire issues my favourite (I love ur art)

issac & ash

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Sometimes I'm very glad that I deleted Twitter, because TO THIS DAY I've seen people from there hating on Dark Cacao or/and his ships with whomever except PV, branding him as toxic and 😩problematic😩 father.

Now I understand what people mean by saying that media literacy is dead, because they'll be crying to have morally gray characters in CRK but then couldn't handle even obviously good ones like Dark Cacao, who actually IS A GOOD GUY, and his relationships with Choco don't negate this.

And GOD FORBID you show even a mild interest in pairing him with one of the Ancients (except PV) or, gasp, 😱Affogato😱, even though I can bet it was everyone's first thought when he got released and we didn't know anything about the character yet. People be crying for "toxic doomed old man yaoi", but only when it has the room to make it actually not toxic and doomed, because GOD FORBID a problematic scheming bastard does something problematic and betrays everyone's trust, color me shocked. And when they actually have an opportunity to look into one-sided exploitative end-justifying-means relationship they'll eat you alive. I'm not even the biggest fan of this ship, but I had interest in it in 2022 and witnessing the amount of hate on it, I abandoned it on the spot, even though I love character analysis and royal plotting genre (and let's be real, it got so bad not even so much because of the couple of weirdos drawing disturbing stuff about them on Twitter, but because it interfered with fandoms PureCacao fanon. No hate to this ship though, but it is what it is).

#cookie run kingdom #cookie run #crk #cr kingdom #dark cacao cookie #dark cacao crk #affogato cookie #crk affogato #media literacy #purecacao

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Look I don't mean to pointlessly whine here and I'm prolly gonna delete this when I wake up but man I'm so tired of these explosions every night, like my life cycle is seriously fucked up, I can't go to sleep before the alarm is over so I stay up until morning (it's 5:51 AM in Ukraine now), I don't know, all of my friends are tired too, we don't even have the energy to talk about it anymore even if we're online, it's exhausting

It honestly resembles fnaf at this point HAHAH I KNOW SOUNDS DUMB but every night you walk in your place with a flashlight, monitor approaching missiles online and listen very very closely for the explosions to locate where they are and I can't even quit a week after 💀⚰️💥

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Snake Fruit Cookie backstory headcanon

My friends and I once made a theory that Snake Fruit Cookie was the child of Affogato, who he «conjured» with the help of magic and a piece broken off from Dark Cacao. I know this sounds crazy, but listen.

Snake Fruit always dreamed of becoming a dragon, like those they were forced to bow before their entire life. Actually, this is probably why they went to serve Longan in the first place. But when they eventually managed to turn into a dragon, their appearance looked differently: Ananas, Lotus and Pitaya (I couldn't find Lychee, but I think they looked the same) were built, more or less, as we are used to seeing them in Western folklore – like lizards.

Snake Fruit, on the other hand, seemed to look more like a snake, they didn't have the wings or even the body of a dinosaur, and, nevertheless, they were signed as «Snake Fruit Dragon».

What does it mean?

Well, if you look closely, you'll see that they are depicted as a stereotypical Oreo dragon from the Dark Cacao Kingdom. I don’t think that if it had depended on them, they wouldn't have taken on the appearance that they saw in the faces of their masters – which means that they acquired such an appearance due to circumstances beyond their control. I'm making the simplest bet possible: they already were like this, it was in their nature to become a dragon that looked like this.

Because Snake Fruit themselves are not from this region. They are from a place where serpentine dragons are reflected in culture (tapestry and statues) and folklore (the tale of dragons that king Dark Cacao cut down, creating a cycle of day and night).

Now what does their supposed kinship has to do with it? Well, eh, I just wanted to somehow connect these two restless souls with too similar destinies, but different ages (I always presumed Affogato is old for some reason): both Affogato and Snake Fruit managed to achieve their goals, but failed to keep them. I can’t say anything about their external resemblance to any of them – based on their appearance, I can rather assume that this is Affogato who's the second parent of Dark Choco, but that’s not the point.

Based on some joking Twitter posts, we've concluded that most likely Choco's mother is White Lily, who created him based on her designs and research (with some help from Dark Cacao, of course), but what happened to her notes when she left to Beast Yeast? They didn't just disappear, did they? So, I came to the conclusion that no, they didn't – which Affogato could have taken advantage of.

Affogato couldn't have been unaware of the circumstances under which Prince Dark Choco was exiled: it might have occurred to him at some point to curry favor with the king by using Lily's notes to create a new heir (possibly even secretly taking a piece from him, resulting in unequal parts). No relations are implied here though: in Cookie Run, one of the semi-«official» methods of reproduction involves breaking off two pieces of dough from the parents to, when combined, create a new cookie.

He didn't take into account, though, that his half ended up disproportionately larger than Cacao's: baby Snake Fruit turned out to be almost a copy of Affogato, and he began to fear that the king simply wouldn't believe him. Add to that Cacao's deteriorating condition due to Affogato's control magic, and we have a deadlock situation: the resulting child needed to be protected.

Affogato could have known that the dragon gene might reveal in Snake Fruit one day. Considering that he himself was a mixture of Coffee Tribe and Milk Tribe residents, and the resulting child clearly reflected his Milk ancestors, it was safe to assume that Dark Cacao's ancestors would eventually manifest themselves too. Keeping this in mind, the idea came to him to send the child far away to Longan, the Dragon Master, to keep them away from harm. They would raise them, nurture them in their home, and perhaps something worthwhile would come out of them, while Affogato figured out how to explain their existence to the king.

Well, along with the genes of Affogato's ancestors, Snake Fruit inherited his nasty character and penchant for intrigue – unwittingly following in the footsteps of one of their parents, becoming an advisor and being cast down for it into the abyss. Hopefully, their body will wash up on the shores of the continent, where their newfound majesties can be picked up by kind people: someone must ultimately look after the king while Caramel Arrow is busy defending the kingdom, and Dark Choco hasn't come to his senses yet.

Literally the only thing that doesn't fit into this theory is Longan themselves: firstly, their dragon appearance somewhat resembles Snake Fruit's dragon form. There's no reason to assume that Longan has any connection to the Dark Cacao Kingdom (unless Snake Fruit hadn't seen their dragon form before). And secondly, Longan... well, they're chauvinist – they wouldn't accept a regular cookie into their service, even if kings were to ask them to. In that case, Affogato would have to persuade the dragons that the child is a hundred percent dragon, just not awakened yet (and by the time it became clear that it's more cookie than dragon, they would have gotten used to their service and simply mockingly called them «Snake»).

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk again.

#cookie run #cookie run ovenbreak #cr ovenbreak #cookie run kingdom #crk #affogato cookie #crk affogato #dark cacao cookie #dark cacao crk #snake fruit cookie #longan dragon cookie #dragons #white lily cookie #white lily crk

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fun facts about ukrainian vampires (opyr)

• opyri can be of two origins: born and made. made opyri are made by witches, who can smear a baby with blood of a man who went to sleep without praying, thus making the child an opyr.

• opyri have two souls. when opyr dies, only one soul goes to the otherworld. this is why they continue living after death. they aren't immortal though, and only live post-death for seven years. you can presume the person who died was an opyr and will return later if right after their death was a great storm.

• they are very merry fellas and are known to sing, dance and play musical instruments. you can see them partying if you go to the village border at midnight. they also can be spotted smoking a pipe while laying in their coffin.

• opyr can turn into variety of different things: a child, a white or a black dog, a cat, a wolf, a horseman.

• if someone sneezes and you don't respond with "bless you" such person can become an easy target for opyr.

• to get rid of the opyr, you must take them into your arms and carry them across the town or village three times. classical stake to the heart works too.

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vtm t swift parody that everyone wanted to read <3 enjoy DRAIN THE SOUL (shake it off)

I stay out too late Got souls' in my brain they got stuff to say, mm-mm they got stuff to say, mm-mm I diablorize neonates (Haha) But I can't end their soul, mm mm. and they got stuff to say, mm-mm they got stuff to say, mm-mm But I keep drainin' Can't stop, won't stop feedin' It's like I got this soul in my mind Sayin', "It's gonna be alright" 'Cause the beasts gonna play, play, play, play, play And the elders gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate Baby, I'm just gonna drain drain drain drain I drain the soul, I drain the soul, Archons gonna hunt hunt hunt hunt hunt hunt hunt And the fledlings gonna hide hide hide hide hide hide hide Baby, I'm just gonna drain drain drain drain I drain the soul, I drain the soul, I never miss a sip I'm lightnin' with my teeth And that's what they don't see, mm-mm That's what they don't see, mm-mm I'm feedin' on my own (feedin' on my own) I make the rules up as I go (rules up as I go) And that's what they don't know, mm-mm That's what they don't know, mm-mm But I keep drainin' Can't stop, won't stop feedin' It's like I got this soul in my mind Sayin', "It's gonna be alright" Hey, hey, hey Just think, while you've been gettin' down and out about the elders And the dirty, dirty cam of the world You could've been gettin' down With the. sa. bbat. My sire brought his new fledling She's like, "Oh my God," but I'm just gonna drain And to the fella over there with the hella good blood Won't you come on over, baby? We can drain drain drain Yeah, oh-oh, oh

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I can't stop thinking about the fact that the whole clan Tremere history is basically two (three) Middle-Aged men with severe trust issues and appearance insecurities trying to resolve their relationship crisis.

#maybe those who cried that Blood stained love is a «disgrace and shouldn't be canon» actually had a point #literally nothing good comes from it in vtm- #nah hold on on the other hand we wouldn't have the memes about the worm #vtm #vampire #vampire the masquerade #vtmb #tremere

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meme.

original screenshot by @mynonsenseistingling (thank you!)

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My friends cringed so bad at what I'm about to say, and idk if anybody said it before, but please, hear me out:

Madeleine and Espresso look like Achilles and Patroclus, I'm sorry-

#latte is also briseis #cookie run kingdom #cookie run #crk #cr kingdom #latte cookie #madeleine cookie #espresso cookie #espresseleine #patrochilles #song of achilles

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dream come true

Joyeuse Saint-Valentin!

Happy Valentine's Day! So, check it out: we're super into this fanfic named 'a minute to midnight' (Written by our dear Vivienne@vampiric-hungers-archived, you can find it on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/48687895), and it totally inspired us, so me and my bud@it-holic commissioned LaCroix's Voice Actor Andy to whip up this fan video.The lines in the video were crafted by our super talented Vivienne too,yup we did it together!Big shoutout to Andy and Vivienne!

BTW I've used the audio files provided by Andy to make a video to make it feel like you're in the game lol.Hope you're vibing with it.Happy Valentine's Day again, kindred!

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I swear to god if Matcha Cookie will receive as much undeserved hate as Rebel Cookie, I'm going to blow up.

#don't even fuck with me I'm not joking #her design is SUPER EPIC if that's what all discussion is about #and her story and connection to Dark Enchantress?? please she's super interesting I will protect her at all cost #I'm a fan of kingdom since the release in 2021 but I love ovenbreak too #overall I think all the cookies from devsisters previous games should be released in kingdom 💅 #cookie run kingdom #cookie run ovenbreak #cookie run #crk #matcha cookie #rebel cookie

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Additionally: okay, so now Manwë Cookie dies, does it mean we're allowed to make angst with them?

Maybe it's a weird take but Shadow Milk Cookie and Elder Faerie Cookie OBVIOUSLY look like a divorced couple because they interacted like one

I really don't know what happened between them, but for someone as wise and reserved as Elder Faerie to repeat in almost every line something like «no, don't listen to him» or «no, shut your mouth, no, no, stop talking» seemed really strange to me and then I realized this lmao.

#cookie run #cookie run kingdom #crk #elder faerie cookie #shadow milk cookie #shadow milk crk

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Maybe it's a weird take but Shadow Milk Cookie and Elder Faerie Cookie OBVIOUSLY look like a divorced couple because they interacted like one

I really don't know what happened between them, but for someone as wise and reserved as Elder Faerie to repeat in almost every line something like «no, don't listen to him» or «no, shut your mouth, no, no, stop talking» seemed really strange to me and then I realized this lmao.

#cookie run #cookie run kingdom #crk #elder faerie cookie #shadow milk cookie #shadow milk crk #eldershadow